If you go down to the woods today

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If you go down to the woods today
Topic Started: Oct 8 2009, 08:58 PM (61 Views)
maril	Oct 8 2009, 08:58 PM Post #1
Sword Brethren Posts: 357 Group: Members Member #15 Joined: February 13, 2007 My current army is: Witch Hunters and Orks	DROP BEARS Although the Australian government officially denies the existence of the drop bear, this bloodthirsty cousin of the peaceful koala is the scourge of Australia’s parks and forests. Named for their preferred mode of attack—hurtling down from the shelter of trees onto the heads of unsuspecting creatures—drop bears are responsible for dozens of deaths each year, and that number climbs with each passing season. Although drop bears traditionally feed on rabbits, the decline in the rabbit population has caused them to turn to a more plentiful food source—humans. The minor differences between a drop bear and a koala are discernable only to trained naturalists. A drop bear can even imitate the sleepy demeanor of its genetic cousins as a sort of behavioral camouflage. Because drop bears can so easily be mistaken for koalas, roughly one third of all fatalities from drop bear attacks occur when well-meaning tourists try to pose with the creatures for souvenir photographs. Australia’s recent tourism marketing has spawned an internal government conspiracy to disavow the existence of drop bears. The tourist industry certainly can’t sell visitors on the idea of coming to Australia if it becomes known that vicious wild animals masquerading as cuddly koalas routinely kill humans there. Australian officials are aware that certain chemical repellants are effective in discouraging drop bear attacks, but forestry service rangers are forbidden by law from explaining exactly why they so heartily recommend it. A drop bear prefers to initiate combat by pouncing on an unsuspecting foe. Thereafter, it uses its teeth and claws to tear at its prey.
	Yes, that is a picture of me, stop asking Any crash you can walk away from is a good landing.


maril	Oct 8 2009, 09:00 PM Post #2
Sword Brethren Posts: 357 Group: Members Member #15 Joined: February 13, 2007 My current army is: Witch Hunters and Orks	Species Traits Scent (Ex): This ability allows a drop bear to detect approaching enemies, sniff out hidden foes, and track by sense of smell. See Special Qualities in Chapter Eight: Friends and Foes in the d20 Modern Roleplaying Game for details. Stealthy Pounce (Ex): If a drop bear leaps upon a flat-footed foe, it can make a full attack even if it has already taken a move action. Drop Bear: CR 1; Medium-size animal; HD 2d8+4; hp 13; Mas 14; Init +2; Spd 30 ft.,climb 20 ft.; Defense 14, touch 12, flatfooted 12 (+2 Dex, +2 natural); BAB +1; Grap +4; Atk +4 melee (1d6+4, bite); Full Atk +4 melee (1d6+4, bite) and –1 melee (1d4+2, 2 claws); FS 5 ft. by 5 ft.; Reach 5 ft.; SQ low-light vision, scent, stealthy pounce; AL none; SV Fort +5, Ref +5, Will +1; AP 0; Rep +0; Str 16, Dex 14, Con 14, Int 3, Wis 13, Cha 6. Skills: Balance +5, Climb +6, Hide +5, Move Silently +5, Spot +3. Feats: None. Advancement: 3–5 HD (Medium-size); 6–8 HD (Large).
	Yes, that is a picture of me, stop asking Any crash you can walk away from is a good landing.


Craige	Oct 9 2009, 11:44 AM Post #3
Craige Posts: 61 Group: Members Member #134 Joined: April 21, 2009 My current army is: Orks 10,000 pt , Space marines 6000 pt, Tyranids 5500 pt	All I can say is how long is it since your last medication review?



maril	Oct 10 2009, 08:51 AM Post #4
Sword Brethren Posts: 357 Group: Members Member #15 Joined: February 13, 2007 My current army is: Witch Hunters and Orks	Well I don't intend on ever having an army of 'nids. By you're reckoning I should be commited
	Yes, that is a picture of me, stop asking Any crash you can walk away from is a good landing.


Jesarubbi	Oct 12 2009, 03:42 PM Post #5
Savage orc (face biter) Posts: 58 Group: Members Member #126 Joined: January 27, 2009 My current army is: Orcs and goblins up to 4k	Lol maril we need more dnd players around Edited by Jesarubbi, Oct 12 2009, 03:43 PM.
	I got nothing good to put here yet but ill think of something soon


maril	Oct 13 2009, 07:34 PM Post #6
Sword Brethren Posts: 357 Group: Members Member #15 Joined: February 13, 2007 My current army is: Witch Hunters and Orks	just what I was thinking
	Yes, that is a picture of me, stop asking Any crash you can walk away from is a good landing.


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