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THE BAAP F ALL PJ'Z!; very very poor joke
Topic Started: Jul 23 2005, 06:18 AM (380 Views)
rahul_chitalangia_mech05
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Rahul Chitalangia
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Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. you have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. you have nothing else with you in the boat? How will you light your cigarette?

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Give up...????





Go further down...and get ready to be PJed...:-)

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Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. so the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette





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Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee."

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee.


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If the first solution is not working...you jump into the water...The boat now definitely becomes LIGHTER...and then you know what to do...







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Otherwise take the boat at the end of the tunnel, can catch the light there.....

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Another solution..





u have 2 cig.. just look at one and tell other one " the former looks better"...



us cig ko jalan hogi aur wo jal jaayegi...







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EK CIG PER DAAG LAGA DO

AS PER SANJAY DUTT'S MOVIE........DAAG THE FIRE

DAAG = FIRE

REST U KNOW WUT TO DO





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Film se yaad aya


Wait for cig to get jawaaan

As u know jawaaani,deewaani

Thodeee se aaag hai,thoda sa paani
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