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| THE BAAP F ALL PJ'Z!; very very poor joke | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 23 2005, 06:18 AM (380 Views) | |
| rahul_chitalangia_mech05 | Jul 23 2005, 06:18 AM Post #1 |
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Rahul Chitalangia
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Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. you have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. you have nothing else with you in the boat? How will you light your cigarette? . . . . . . . . . . Give up...???? Go further down...and get ready to be PJed...:-) . . . . .. . . . . . Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. so the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette More Answers... -------------------------------------------------- Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette ------------------------------------------------- Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP) "TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee." us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee. ------------------------------------------------------- If the first solution is not working...you jump into the water...The boat now definitely becomes LIGHTER...and then you know what to do... ------------------------------------------------------- Otherwise take the boat at the end of the tunnel, can catch the light there..... ------------------------------------------------------- Another solution.. u have 2 cig.. just look at one and tell other one " the former looks better"... us cig ko jalan hogi aur wo jal jaayegi... ------------------------------------------------------- EK CIG PER DAAG LAGA DO AS PER SANJAY DUTT'S MOVIE........DAAG THE FIRE DAAG = FIRE REST U KNOW WUT TO DO ------------------------------------------------------- Film se yaad aya Wait for cig to get jawaaan As u know jawaaani,deewaani Thodeee se aaag hai,thoda sa paani |
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