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sayin rite things while drunk; good one
Topic Started: Dec 6 2005, 03:04 PM (453 Views)
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Rahul Chitalangia
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[size=7]Martin wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He
forces himself to
open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a
couple of aspirins
and a glass of water on the side table. He sits
down and sees his
clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

Martin looks around the room and sees that it is in
perfect order,
spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He
takes the aspirins
and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast
is on the stove, I
left early to go shopping. Love You!"

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is
a hot breakfast
and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the
table, eating.
Martin asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM,
drunk and delirious.
Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and
gave yourself a black
eye when you stumbled into the door." Confused,
Martin asks, "So, why
is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast
is on the table
waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with
her!"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the
bedroom, and when
she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you
said<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>,[/size] "Lady leave me
alone! I'm married!"


Moral
Self-induced hangover -- $100.00

Broken furniture -- $2,000.00

Breakfast -- $10.00

Saying The Right Thing While Drunk- PRICELESS
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