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Topic Started: Jul 10 2010, 02:39 PM (318 Views)
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Jul 10 2010, 02:39 PM
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Boker Tov, Kristen! Ma Koreh?
Well well well aren[t you just so naughty, sneaking online during the Sabbath.
I already saw the three stars of the Saturday night so I stopped praying and decided to discuss the game with people!
Well what's up? What do you think is happening?
I have yet to speak with Enzo. I assume that he got lost along the way with his hairplugs. He seems like a arsim though and I do not take kindly to arsims.
Yes well I think he's a total no-show which would be good, if there was an inactive easy boot tomorrow night, dontcha think?
I plan to nominate Enzo if I were to win the position of Yahweh tomorrow night. I feel that it would be a solid move and please the house and that is what I aim to do. And once Enzo left, I would be able to convert the whole house into Judaism. Since without him here, I could not convert him and it would never be 100%. 
Omigod. Yahweh will bless you and not send you to heck for your efforts. But I thought you couldn't convert to Judaism. I thought you were either born Jewish or not and you were either part of the chosen or not.
That is what most people do not understand. It is my job as a missionary and pediatrist to help get people on the right foot to Judiasm. It is perfectly acceptable to convert to Judiasm, you just need a hatred for all things Muslim and a burning passion to never pay full price. 
:lol: :lol: :lol: And I suppose, resigning myself to a life without BLT's. It will be hard. Or steak without buttered bake potatoes. Omg that will be even harder.
Now, there are two different schools of thought in regards to kosher. You can be a dirty Jew (a "fake jew" as I call them) and not keep Kosher. This means that you mix meat and dairy and sometimes boil a calf in it's mother's milk. Dirty, dirty stuff. Also you would be allowed to eat shellfish and pork. I would have no respect for you if you did that. The other idea is that you stick kosher and prepare all your meals in the correct pots and pans. I would have respect if you prepared kosher food with me.
Wait a min. I prepare kosher meals for YOU? I'm the one being converted, you need to show me the way to prepare delicious kosher meals so I never long for a BLT or ham sandwich again. :angry:
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Jul 10 2010, 04:17 PM
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OMG I love these conversations with you and Andrew, those kinds of fun PMs have me fiending to play too.
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Jul 10 2010, 04:23 PM
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Boker Tov, Kristen! Ma Koreh?
Well well well aren[t you just so naughty, sneaking online during the Sabbath.
I already saw the three stars of the Saturday night so I stopped praying and decided to discuss the game with people!
Well what's up? What do you think is happening?
I have yet to speak with Enzo. I assume that he got lost along the way with his hairplugs. He seems like a arsim though and I do not take kindly to arsims.
Yes well I think he's a total no-show which would be good, if there was an inactive easy boot tomorrow night, dontcha think?
I plan to nominate Enzo if I were to win the position of Yahweh tomorrow night. I feel that it would be a solid move and please the house and that is what I aim to do. And once Enzo left, I would be able to convert the whole house into Judaism. Since without him here, I could not convert him and it would never be 100%. 
Omigod. Yahweh will bless you and not send you to heck for your efforts. But I thought you couldn't convert to Judaism. I thought you were either born Jewish or not and you were either part of the chosen or not.
That is what most people do not understand. It is my job as a missionary and pediatrist to help get people on the right foot to Judiasm. It is perfectly acceptable to convert to Judiasm, you just need a hatred for all things Muslim and a burning passion to never pay full price. 
:lol: :lol: :lol: And I suppose, resigning myself to a life without BLT's. It will be hard. Or steak without buttered bake potatoes. Omg that will be even harder.
Now, there are two different schools of thought in regards to kosher. You can be a dirty Jew (a "fake jew" as I call them) and not keep Kosher. This means that you mix meat and dairy and sometimes boil a calf in it's mother's milk. Dirty, dirty stuff. Also you would be allowed to eat shellfish and pork. I would have no respect for you if you did that. The other idea is that you stick kosher and prepare all your meals in the correct pots and pans. I would have respect if you prepared kosher food with me.
Wait a min. I prepare kosher meals for YOU? I'm the one being converted, you need to show me the way to prepare delicious kosher meals so I never long for a BLT or ham sandwich again. :angry:
I said with me you dumb kus. Maybe if someone read things more carefully, there would not be conflict. :rolleyes:
There isn't conflict. I thought this was like ... foreplay. if I get called a dumb kus again I will offiically eat a huge entire porkchop IN YOUR KITCHEN and make all your pots and pans DIRTY FOR ETERNITY so you have to go to HECK.
I will just burn them in a righteous fire so they are offered as tribute to my god so he will understand that I have not sinned but instead you have turned his people into objects of torture for your own personal enjoyment. I do not think it is I who will be going to hell. :angry:
Aww i'd never actually do that. I respect religion, even if I don't "get" it that much. Do you believe that the Chosen people originated from Pharoah Akhenaten's followers, the first ever monotheist religion?
I did know that! I also know that Moses saved my people form being slaves and brought them to the Promised Land. 
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Jul 10 2010, 05:04 PM
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OMG :lol:
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Jul 10 2010, 05:10 PM
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Omg then you must know the theory that the Ethiopian Jews were descended from the Queen of Sheba?
I am not familiar on that theory or story. But I came into this house to learn as much as possible. I am excited to learn as much as possible. 
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The imperial family of Ethiopia claims its origin directly from the offspring of the Queen of Sheba by King Solomon.[5] The Queen of Sheba (ንግሥተ ሣብአ nigiœta Œab'a), is named Makeda (ማክዳ) in the Ethiopian account (which from the Ethiopic languages translates literally to English as "pillow").
The etymology of her name is uncertain, but there are two principals opinions about its Ethiopian source. One group, which includes the British scholar Edward Ullendorff, holds that it is a corruption of "Candace", the Ethiopian queen mentioned in the New Testament Acts; the other group connects the name with Macedonia, and relates this story to the later Ethiopian legends about Alexander the Great and the era of 330 B.C.E.
The Italian scholar Carlo Conti Rossini, however, was unconvinced by either of these theories and, in 1954 stated that he believed the matter unresolved.[6]
An ancient compilation of Ethiopian legends, Kebra Negast ('the Glory of Kings'), is dated to seven hundred years ago and relates a history of Makeda and her descendants. In this account King Solomon is said to have seduced the Queen of Sheba and sired her son, Menelik I, who would become the first Emperor of Ethiopia.
The narrative given in the Kebra Negast - which has no parallel in the Hebrew Biblical story - is that King Solomon invited the Queen of Sheba to a banquet, serving spicy food to induce her thirst, and inviting her to stay in his palace overnight. The Queen asked him to swear that he would not take her by force. He accepted upon the condition that she, in turn, would not take anything from his house by force. The Queen assured that she would not, slightly offended by the implication that she, a rich and powerful monarch, would engage in stealing. However, as she woke up in the middle of the night, she was very thirsty. Just as she reached for a jar of water placed close to her bed, King Solomon appeared, warning her that she was breaking her oath, water being the most valuable of all material possessions. Thus, while quenching her thirst, she set the king free from his promise and they spent the night together.
Other Ethiopian accounts make her the daughter of a king named Agabo or Agabos, in some legends said to have become king after slaying the mythological serpent Arwe; in others, to have been the 28th ruler of the Agazyan tribe. In either event, he is said to have extended his Empire to both sides of the Red Sea.[citation needed]
The tradition that the Biblical Queen of Sheba was a ruler of Ethiopia who visited King Solomon in Jerusalem, in ancient Israel, is supported by the first century C.E. Roman (of Jewish origin) historian Flavius Josephus, who identified Solomon’s visitor as a "Queen of Egypt and Ethiopia".[7]
Also, if Akhenaten was the first Jew, then Nefertiti was his first Jewish wife. Now that is a JILF. (Jew I'd Like to Fuck.)
What a wonderful story, Kristen! I am honored that you would share that with me. I never knew that the Queen of Sheba was a close ancestor of mine and it certainly has made me reevaluate the path I plan to take with the rest of my life. 
Oh my god, a Jew who loves chocolate? I love you more every day.
I do love chocolate! Sometimes I steal my daughters when we play dreidel and I get gimel. 
here's some more chocolate lovin' for you: 
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Jul 10 2010, 10:19 PM
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I love these soooo much.
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Jul 11 2010, 01:09 PM
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Aww I really like Andrew now:
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I think my mensch that right now the house is kinda set on the inactives. You know, the people who can't show up long enough for you to save them from heck and convert to one of the Chosen. You know, I'm not sure I need to mention the infidels' names.
What a good idea! I have found myself to have strong bitachon in most people left in this house and I think that I would nominate inactives if I won the first HOH competition. 
Yes, and also, if you're not going to kill me for saying this ... maybe mention religion a *little* less in PM's? I LOVE talking to you about religion and joking, you're actually one of my favorite people to talk to, but some people just dont get it at all. Just helping you out.
I truly appreciate the concern you profess for me. It means a lot to me and my people. I cannot just stop being one of God's chosen people. This stop in the Big Brother house is just many on my road to the Promised Land. And the idea that a few people in this house "don't get it at all" just makes me want to discuss my religion even more. I am here to spread the name of the good Lord and educate the masses on the ways of Judaism. Would told you that they do not get it? I think a PM explaining my ways should be sent to their inboxes. 
No, I think you should just kinda drop it with them. I know you are perceptive enough to sense who'se into talking about the Chosen People with you and who just ... doesn't get it. I mean I like talking to you about religion, but I'm just kinda into that stuff. I mean I've never been to a church in my life except for weddings, but I'm a big history buff and that's where it comes in. But anyway, I'm looking out for you, because I think you're misunderstood both in the game and in the house.
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Jul 11 2010, 06:25 PM
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Awe How did it he take you informing him about being in possible danger tonight aside from what happened here, Did he ask you to name names? And if he does go up tonight, would there be the votes there to save him?
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Jul 11 2010, 08:56 PM
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He took it pretty well I think. I mean I kinda told him that some people were writing him off because of the religion schtick, and I think he appreciates the fact that I've been keeping Enzo's name out there today. I think if it were him and Enzo, there would be the votes to save him.
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Jul 11 2010, 09:13 PM
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Oh my god that is awful.  I am so sorry Andrew. So what's up? FYI I've heard from like more than one source that enzo is DEFINITELY the target tonight, so if they're lying to me, then I'm as fucked as you.
I have heard that as well. It would be very dumb to go after someone other than Enzo at this point. That person would be the biggest Eizel and if I saw my way out tonight, I would just laugh at how quickly that person would follow.
Omgiod so glad your faith has given you an uplift of spirits!
That is so true! I am in a much better mood than I was earlier.  It was all the praying I did and the Grodner person told me that she was Jewish and everything was going to be alright!
Aww Grodner gonna rig for one of her peeps? That explains why the Chosen have been able to endure all those hardships like the Inquisition and the Crusades and the Holocaust and now the terrorism. You guys truly stick together and help each other out.
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Jul 11 2010, 09:27 PM
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The Grodner thing is great.
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Jul 11 2010, 11:07 PM
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Oh my god that is awful.  I am so sorry Andrew. So what's up? FYI I've heard from like more than one source that enzo is DEFINITELY the target tonight, so if they're lying to me, then I'm as fucked as you.
I have heard that as well. It would be very dumb to go after someone other than Enzo at this point. That person would be the biggest Eizel and if I saw my way out tonight, I would just laugh at how quickly that person would follow.
Omgiod so glad your faith has given you an uplift of spirits!
That is so true! I am in a much better mood than I was earlier.  It was all the praying I did and the Grodner person told me that she was Jewish and everything was going to be alright!
Aww Grodner gonna rig for one of her peeps? That explains why the Chosen have been able to endure all those hardships like the Inquisition and the Crusades and the Holocaust and now the terrorism. You guys truly stick together and help each other out.
I am not really sure if this Grodner person is even a Jew.  She has the hair and nose like one, but her motivations seem to be sinister as apposed to the altruistic views that most Jews have. She also cackles, an event that makes most Jews nervous.
I think she is/ I'm pretty sure she is one of the Chosen. The name is very Jewish sounding. What do you think of Jews getting nosejobs? Do you feel like they are renouncing their heritage when they make their noses less pointy?
I feel that plastic surgery is a sin as outlined in the body. A human should not alter the body that the Good Lord gave them at all. I had this discussion with Matt about his tattoos. Plus how else would jews be able to find other jews? 
Omg so true. Well what do you feel about piercings? I feel that earrings are very beautiful and a way for a woman to express femininity without losing modesty.
In my travels and teachings, I have never come across anyone who objected to a woman having earrings. I personally feel they can compliment a woman's yofi quite well while being subtle. But they can also make a woman look like jiffa. And no woman wants to look like jiffa since people will only want her for her kus.
Omg you were blessed today!  Congratulations, your prayers paid off!
I feel very blessed to know that the big guy is looking out for me. And by big guy, I mean Big Grody. :lol: 
:lol: :lol: :lol: For tonight you need to pray at the alter of Grodner's wiener.
I think I might have a new god. 
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Jul 12 2010, 01:18 AM
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Omg a LOSTIE Jew! There were no Chosen characters but I thought Locke (real Locke, not fake Locke) sometimes took on the role of a rabbi almost, in his belief in faith. I practically want to devour a potato latka in your honor! :lol:
Do not mention Locke! :angry: He decided to fufill the role of the liar prophet, almost making himself just as bad as that prophet. But what happened in Lost when Locke appeared to be that prophet? That is correct he was a phony. Jews - 1, World - 0.
Oh no. I touched upon a sore topic. Ok .., then do you like Hurley? I thought his character had a lot of nice Jewish touches. Obviously he didn';t keep kosher. :lol: But his compassion towards fellow man, his sense of duty, how he ruled over the island fairly and benevolently ... hurley is so much love.
I do love Hurley. I think he was one of the best characters on the show and while people called him useless during the earlier seasons he had a distinct purpose. He reminded me of Abraham. 
I also love how Hurley led people to do good. Like he managed to somehow turn Ben into a "good #2." I'm thinking somewhere there was an analogy to be made with Jacob but I'm too lazy to dig it up now. :lol:
As am I. There are a lot of Jewish undertones to Lost since it is superior to Wrongianity in every way. But I am off for the night, I went to be at 5 last night/morning, I need sleep. Laila Tov!
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Jul 12 2010, 07:38 PM
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I ahava this idea! You have been one of the smartest people I have talked to in this game. You are a kusit and smart, it is almost like the whole package. I most definitely have your back. We have each other's bitachon.
I know we need to have each other's backs, because this next round is a fucking free-for-all. I don;t think anyone is safe. Not even whoever wins HoH. :lol:
 Why wouldn't the HOH be safe? I think I that HOH is going to be a blood bath tonight since everyone is scrambling like crazy right now. I just know that Elohim has my back and that is the most someone can ask for.
I mean I'm saying whoever wins HoH is gonna have some blood on his hands. I don't think a single person can really say he's safe. You really need to hear this though. I know it might offend your ears but it is so frightening: http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010...l-her-listen-it
:angry: WHY WOULD YOU SEND ME ANYTHING WITH MEL GIBSON IN IT! HE IS THE BIGGEST EIZEL, KUSEMEK, KUS I HAVE EVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE TO SEE WITH MY OZENS. HE IS A HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING!I am so livid that he is allowed to even work anymore. He disgusts me.
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Jul 12 2010, 09:21 PM
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 Words don't need to be said in such a holy moment.
I ahava this idea! You have been one of the smartest people I have talked to in this game. You are a kusit and smart, it is almost like the whole package. I most definitely have your back. We have each other's bitachon.
I know we need to have each other's backs, because this next round is a fucking free-for-all. I don;t think anyone is safe. Not even whoever wins HoH. :lol:
 Why wouldn't the HOH be safe? I think I that HOH is going to be a blood bath tonight since everyone is scrambling like crazy right now. I just know that Elohim has my back and that is the most someone can ask for.
I mean I'm saying whoever wins HoH is gonna have some blood on his hands. I don't think a single person can really say he's safe. You really need to hear this though. I know it might offend your ears but it is so frightening: http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010...l-her-listen-it
:angry: WHY WOULD YOU SEND ME ANYTHING WITH MEL GIBSON IN IT! HE IS THE BIGGEST EIZEL, KUSEMEK, KUS I HAVE EVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE TO SEE WITH MY OZENS. HE IS A HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING!I am so livid that he is allowed to even work anymore. He disgusts me.
I am so sorry i have offended you deeply. I feel like I have insulted not just you but your people. I hope you can forgive me.
Oh it was not you! I was just unleashing about how much I hate Mel Gibson. He is a terrible, terrible person and it pains me that he gets money. Do not even get me started on the Passion of the Christ. :rolleyes:
Yeah I hated that movie. Have your good Jewish ears heard anything about what might happen tonight?
I just heard that Hayden is one everyone's mind but there might be one target but someone else has to get nominated next to them and I don't know who that would be. 
I've heard the idea of nomming Brendon along with Hayden, because I think they're very close. But I dunno, people could be lying to me.
I wouldn't mind that! I heard from people that Brendon is just shady and was throwing others under the bus when they asked him who mentioned nominating me.  I could see him and Hayden being close, they have a similar personality.
Oh yeah I heard that too. And fyi, Hayden mentioned this morning nominating you, so it's like they both kinda have the same train of thought. Brendon also has offered like numerous deals to people, but I'm not even on that list. So it's like :rolleyes: with him.
Ahaha! I guess Hayden and I know what is going on, I was going to nominate him. I want to win HOH more than ever now. :angry:  I almost want Brendon to leave though since he seems more like a schemer.
Can you just once, lead me in a Jewish prayer?
Sure thing! Just do your best to keep up! àìåäéí äé÷ø, áá÷ùä ìàôùø ÷øéñèï åàðé ìòùåú àú äèåá áéåúø ùàðçðå éëåìéí äòøá äúçøåú HOH. àðé éåãòú ùàðçðå ðòùä àú äëé èåá ùàðçðå éëåìéí, åæä éäéä îãäéí.
Aww thanks. I feel spiritually cleansed and strengthened for tonight's test of faith.
I am glad that you feel pure. It is one of the most important things to feel pure and chaste before a competition. The most support from the Lord comes that way.
I feel pure, at peace, and nervouss for the next step to come. Did I tell you I went to the exhibit of King Tut? I felt such a respect for the ancient but lost civilization of Egypt. It wsd very humbling to glance into the ancient civilization.
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