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Topic Started: Jul 10 2010, 02:39 PM (317 Views)
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Jul 13 2010, 12:46 AM
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OMG that jewish prayer! I love your conversations with Andrew, seriously good stuff!
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Jul 13 2010, 08:33 PM
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Aww well it doesn't matter, the point is you got who you wanted to leave, and you've gotten people to not think of you as the "religious" guy. I say this is time to thank Yahweh!
I thank Yahweh! I do! I pray to him each evening and each morning. I do think that this vote was important since those of us that voted to keep Brendon (I am going to group myself with you all since I basically evicted him with you without casting a vote) might have formed a bond that was strong. I hope that we can just remember this vote. 
Hi Andrew! What's up today?
Nothing much, just trying to see who actually evicted Brendon like they said they did. I am pretty sure that you had it right last night. Most in the house are jumping on the "Lane is a liar" bandwagon.
Yeah I think Lane was lying about the vote. Actually four people are. :lol: I think that my initial list was right, because those people all told me they were voting Brendon before POV was played. You know last night's prayers might have helped because I finally got a job interview today!
That is wonderful! I am glad that you got the interview. Elohim has big plans for your Kristen.  What is the job for? I think we are on the same exact page since those four said they would evict Brendon before veto was played. Mone't did too and I think she has a lot of explaining to do but I haven't really seen her online. 
Oh ... if I told you what the job was for it'd probably be a giveaway so I can't do that.  Maybe we could do a little prayer tomorrow night together? Well Monet after the vote hasn't directly denied voting for Hayden, but it's okay, I would just drop it at this point, since the final result was what you wanted.  And plus, Brendon was a much stronger player than Hayden/
That is true, just discussing it more will cause the drama to persist and this house needs to calm it down after last night. What do you want to see happen tonight? 
I've heard from numerous sources that Lane was the target, and I have zero problems with that. Hes like furniture at this point. Never does anything besides show up for challenges. Such inactivity must be punished by Yahweh.
Yahweh IS Big Brother, I have figured out the twist. :menorah! I will feel bad if Lane does end up leaving and he actually voted to evict Brendon. :lol: But I guess it causes more drama and feeds a negative edit that we might be receiving. HOWEVER I fail to belief that a Jew could in any way be construed as negative. My people have been through too much! 
Aww.  I feel the pain of your entire people when you talk like that. Yahweh must have given you a really fast computer connection though! You were sooooo fast, the HoH competition wasn't ever a competition.
Oh toda raba, Kristen. That makes me blush. I just wanted to make sure I won since I was sick of being persecuted by Brendon and something had to be done. I am glad that it happened last night and gave this game some excitement. His final words did make me laugh though. 
They made me laugh too, although they just verified what you've been saying all game, which is to believe and not to be an infidel. This game is starting to take on very spiritual overtones. :lol: Have you ever seen the movie Ten Commandments? That's one of my favorites. I loved Queen Nefertari in that movie.
I do love that movie! I used to watch it all the time when I was a younger jew and I could barely fill the yameka that I was wearing. I do think that religious movies might be my favorite sans that atrocious movie about the liar. 
I know! Omg I love the moment when Nefertari growls "He SPURNED me, like a strumpet!" She is so fierce! I did read though that Charlton Heston regretted making that movie later on. He said it typecast him in the Biblical epics and for the rest of the his life people went up to him saying "Let my people go" and doing moses impersonations.
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Kristen
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Jul 15 2010, 12:48 AM
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I swear, these PMs are classic:
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NO! I just said that she seemed a little intimidating, does she like Jews?
Doesn't Oprah love everyone? :lol:
She is not a big fan of James Frey and he is Jewish. 
Yeah but her book club has included Jewish novelists I think.  I think Oprah is very respectful of religion. In fact I hear she has a huge following among Orthodox Jewish women.
I did not know that! I try to avoid the older women at my temple, they always nag and are pains in the bottoms when it comes to rules and regulations. Once I needed to leave temple early due to some travel plans but they chided me and just were so negative and naggy, I didn't know what to do.
Oh, and they look so hot too, in their wigs and stockings and clunky shoes right?
Not many people at my temple wear wigs. Sometimes we wear the small curls by our yamekas to keep with a more traditional faith. :menorah!
You know there's a Shakespeare production of Merchant of Venice where I live. Do you think I should go? That play makes me very uncomfortable.
I think that you should go to support the arts community. I personally feel that most of Shakespeare's comedies are underrated and better than his tragedies. It is hard to get some of the jokes sometimes but overall, they are more clever than having everyone just die at the end.
Omg, I feel that way too!  I love "As You Like It." That's my favorite Shakespeare comedy, actually. A shame it isn;t more popular. Rosalind rocks.
I am a HUGE fan of Much Ado About Nothing. I think it is one of the funniest plays ever and I adore all of the characters. It is also one of my favorite movies. I adore Emma Thompson and think she is perfect in that movie.
Omg Much Ado About Nothing eternal <3. And you like emma thompson? I officially love you. She alone made "Love, Actually" bearable. :lol:
I have never seen that movie but I hear that is a girl move so I really have no desire to watch it. The time I feel in love with Emma Thompson was when she was cast as Proffesor Trelawney. Eternal 
OmgayI felt so relieved when Annie won HoH, you have no idea ...
Because you didn't want Rachel to win it? Or because you and I have an alliance with her 
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Kristen
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Jul 17 2010, 01:46 AM
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This topic makes me sad now, for the way we were. My exchanges with Andrw today are so formal and not like the fun convos we used to have:
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How are you Andrew today? Only a few hours before Shabat. I can't believe this game only started last week. It's been one of the most intense games I've ever played.
Shabat is very soon! I am quite nervous, I don't know it is going to work with me praying while most of the house is still talking. What are your opinions on what happened last night?
well ... basically what happened is this. A huge alliance absolutely fell apart, and now Ragan and Monet aren't on speaking terms. But none of this should be news to you.
It isn't news to me anymore but it was news to me last night when I heard about it.  This game is crazy, I was so nervous during the coup de tat time period since I was not sure if I was safe even though I won veto.
You mean you didn't sense that there was an alliance?  I kind of thought it was obvious. Oh well. I stayed up till 5 last night pm'ing believe it or not. I'm fucking exhausted today. You know, I was wondering: why;d yoi use the veto on Rachel last night? Ultimately it didn't matter, but I always thought you were very tight with Annie and I know she expeted you to use the veto on her.
I'm not really that tight with Annie, or I am not after last night. We just joked and talked a lot which is what made sense. I vetoed Rachel because Britney promised me that she would follow through with a plan I was told about and people wanted me in on since I won veto, I also think that Rachel is a victim in this entire situation. People call her a challenge threat but she hasn't won a single challenge. I burned the bridge with Annie and it isn't going to well over there.
I knew of the plan to backdoor Monet, I heard about it from Kathy, and then Britney when she won HoH and you won veto, but Ragan and Matt never told me about it. They think that I'm supertight with Monet for some reason. I'm not sure I would have agreed to backdoor her, but I feel like they left me out of the loop on purpose and it was a bit hurtful, because had I known of a plan to backdoor Ragan or Matt, I would have told them.
I really can't explain their actions, they just filled me in when I won HOH. I had told Rachel I might save her but then Annie made it complicated when she picked me, it was not a good night last night until Monet used her coup and got Kathy out of this game, something that mostly everyone wanted.
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Kristen
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Jul 18 2010, 12:33 PM
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This PM is just sad:
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Andrew.  I heard that you are now telling people that you didn't take our deal very seriously. And honestly that stings a lot, because while I might have been in the now-defunct Big 5 alliance, I really did work to keep the target off your back. When the game is over you can read my confessional and you'll see that I enjoyed our random convos so much I made a thread about them. And whenever anyone asked for a target, sometimes even mentioning you, I always said we should target someone else. I gradually realized though that you had an alliance with Matt and Ragan, and your PM's to me became very distant and kind of formal. The last round you practically stopped talking to me, and the thing is I knew of the plan to backdoor Monet. I knew you were part of the plan, but even then I never pinned the plan on you, and never ratted you out to Monet. Now I kind of don't even know where we stand. I didn't tell you about the Big 5 alliance because ... well, no one in thie Big 5 alliance was supposed to tell anyone about it. But I asbolutely did have your back, and worked to make sure you weren't a target.
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Kristen
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Jul 21 2010, 12:38 AM
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Getting Annie not to nominate you -- wow, well played, I must say.
I do appreciate that. It means a lot coming from you. I must say that you probably have the best social game of anyone left. I think that Matt had a pretty good social game, but yours has been almost impeccable. There were a few times that you have been without power but you scramble very well, Kristen.
Aww thanks Andrew. I've rarely had direct power. I've never won an HoH or a veto. I just try to position myself well with most everyone.
It has worked and been impressive. I do like that our relationship is pleasant even though we were on opposite sides for most of the game. I'm not blowing smoke when I say that you are the only one who has made me laugh out loud this game when you told me that thing about taking a dumb after a show.
SWhen the game is over ypu'll see that I devoted a whole thread to our hilariously random convos. And I think you're the only person I've ever admited watchinkg the Jenna Lewis sex tape with.
:lol:! That is the best cause for a thread that I have ever seen. Where did you watch it by the way? I have seen stills, but never the whole thing. 
I downloaded it via torrent.
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Kristen
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Jul 21 2010, 05:48 PM
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Omg ... I love our convos.
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Well hello Andrew. Have you taken care of your manly needs tonight before the crucial HoH competition?
<_< I actually did not even look for her sex tape. I don't actually know the name of it. :lol: I was also too tired when I woke up this morning to google "Jenna Lewis sex tape".
Here you go: http://www.spankwire.com/articles/112177/J..._Tape_Full.html
Aww! Thank you so much Kristen. I am more than excited to watch that and I will make sure to save the link.  I can't truly be a Jenna Lewis fan without watching that.
Glad I could take care of your manly needs! There should be plenty of material for you to study biblically!
That is a sin. :angry: I am going to watch it just for the aspect that I can now declare myself a *true* Jenna Lewis fan.
Oh of course. A true Jenna Lewis fan.  Not watching the tape and calling yourself a Jenna Lewis fan would be like saying you're Jewish and eating pork chops right?
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Jul 21 2010, 06:08 PM
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I'm not going to ask. :lol:
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Jul 21 2010, 09:30 PM
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OMB I love it. Your convos with Andrew have been some of the funniest of this game, and they still are.
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Jul 21 2010, 10:00 PM
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I know. And the funny thing is I acgtually watched a bit of the sex tape now that I had the link. Jenna was such a whore.
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Kristen
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Jul 22 2010, 06:12 PM
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Why did I drop schtick. I was honestly amazing. <_< You've been called boring? I don't think that you are boring at all. You've been the person I've enjoyed talking to the most and you played along with my Jewness the most and it made me happy. 
Your schtick was awesome.  I still love when you say things like "Elohim" and stuff. I've been called boring so many times, and after a series of miserable failures in previous games, I kind of was going to quit gaming. I was being called boring, out of the loop, worthless, etc. But Blondie asked me to sign up, and I was like what the hell, and it's been an awesome time for me. It's funny how you and Andrew have actually turned into the same person both in game and in the house. Like Andrew's now the person who does some hysterically funny DR's and is in a better and better position this week. He's developing quite the following on Sucks. Personally he won my love forever when he said "I think matt and Ragan are gay and in a relationship." :lol:
I about died when Andrew said "todo raba" when he got his key since I said that during the first round of this game. :lol: I am so mad that I didn't keep it up as much, I wish that I did a better job. I had this whole bitachon thing going for a while since that is the Hebrew word for trust. I really liked Andrew from the beginning and wasn't anti-Andrew like most of the boards were. Even when he gave Annie that pap smear, I laughed. He deserves a following. He is my favorite male, I laughed so hard when he like was celebrating a holiday and was able to skip the house meeting yesterday and his yameka and his shirt matched, I was so happy. Sorry I was gone for so long, my net cut out and I wanted to watch music videos or I was watching the Jenna Lewis video.
How are you finding the video? Is she not a sex-tape goddess?
Still waiting to watch it.  I am going out with some friends before the challenge tonight, but I will be online for a few more minutes!
Well you should pray to Elohim before you leave, I feel like you wouldn't be Andrew without a daily prayer!
How long have we known each other? I am SHOCKED that you would think I would go through a day and not pray to Elohim. :angry:
Oh I'm sorry Andrew! I promise to read the writings of famous Tribe Member Sigmund Freud in penance. No matter how boring they are. Elohim be with you!
^_^! I am glad that you are going to read them since most people are freaked out by his theories.
Well they are interesting theories, and although I think a lot of his theories are outdated, I do think his basic idea (that physical problems and illnesses are often the result of mental problems) is right. And that talking to a professional can help people. He was cocaine and morphine addict though, did you know that? Sigmund Freud or Karl Marx, which tribesman do you prefer?
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Jul 23 2010, 12:47 AM
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Aww, I'm glad we ended the game on a good note:
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No matter what happens I truly enjoyed our conversations in this game. I can't wait to talk to you on the other side when the game is over, you're clearly smart and funny and someone I'd be proud to call my friend.
Haha! Yes. You have been quite the competitor and someone to always watch out for. Good luck and good game Kristen. When I look back on this game you telling me that you need to take a dump after you take a shower will be one of the hilights.
:lol: I'll never live that down will I?
Never. 
Well you have been one of the funniest people I've ever met in an ORG. Oh god this is so sad.
Mazel tov! Keep a stiff upper lip. Oy ve, this is intense. 
Praying to Elohim right now. I'm sure you are too.
I've been praying allll night. 
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