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Cuban Embassy; Fine wars, Pretty Women
Topic Started: Mar 17 2014, 08:10 AM (254 Views)
eric292

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Hail to the fine people of the old world!!!

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Welcome to the land of free men, loose women and lots of land!

Cuban immigration process easy and comes with free box of Cuban cigar!

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RELATIONS:

Portugal: Our loving, caring, benevolent and all around great fricken colonial leader. The financial and man power support ensures that the King of Portugal will be smoking the finest Cuban for all his blood line!

English: Native Cubans love English people! They make funny joke, make funny sound when speak, and their women are very beautiful. Hard working sailors who help Cuban natives move cigar into English ships

Castile: Our Portuguese friends speak very highly of Castile, but Cuban leader senses dismay in voice of Portuguese sailor when dining. All Spanish dealing with Cuba be good, but Portuguese has shown us proof that Castile is not honoring agreements.

Cuba hopes to stay neutral, but the proof Portugal has shown casts no doubt on who is being unjust.


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GREAT NATIONS OF EUROPE.

TWO RESORT HOTELS HAVE BEEN COMPLETED ON THE SUNNY BEACHES OF SANTIAGO.

GREAT PLACE FOR HONEYMOON OF NEW MARRIAGE.

OR GREAT PLACE TO ESCAPE MARRIAGE - *CUBAN LAUGH*


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eric292

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COME ENJOY CUBA

SEND LETTER WITHIN FORTY EIGHT HO....DAYS AND CUBA ALSO PAY FOR PLA...BOAT TICKET!
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What once was, is no more...



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And what's once gone shall rise again.
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eric292

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August, 1st, 1611

(OOC: Directly before the April 13tth, 2014 session; *based on a true story)

Sir Edwards's gray wig bobbed as he slid down the sunlit hallway of the Casino & Resort Havanna's private office quarters.

He had never seen anything like the hallway, the ceiling was made of glass that let natural sunlight through a beautiful overlay of carved dried clay that cascaded shadows to the floor different animals; from the Amazon of Brazil and Homeland Cuba, African plains, illegally obtained reptiles from the Florida Keyes area, and legally sold creatures sold from Pacific frontier territories.

The shadows played into Sir Edward's childhood love of tricks and optical illusions, his enchantment at the projected images almost let him stumble into the Newfoundland escort that guarded him.

A magnificent hallway of bright yellow, green and orange banisters framed and bordered some of the time's most recent art masterpieces.

These masterpieces, if a interested party, included:

View of Toledo

and

Carl van Mander's interpretation of Cuba's resort grounds:

This was bruned down

Edwards would have enjoyed much to view many of the other portraits and scenes that he could only let his peripheral account for as he quickly strode toward Don Marzetti's office.

Soon enough the elegance of the several connecting and guarded hallways gave way to a single office, two plate armored men opened the doubles door in expected arrival of the North Americans.

***The Great Grand Son of the man in the original post sits behind the same oak desk that his great granddad made when the office of Cuba first opened***

Edward first notices the fresh smell of the room, its incredible. Only a small few rooms in his life have allowed such fresh air during the August heats of the Caribbean.

But he realizes his surprise is not at the fresh smell, but at the smell that fouls it.

In the center of an circle library office, a desk and chair sits lazy. A soft plume of cigar smoke rose lazily from behind the chair.

Vincetizo Marzetti didn't stand for what seemed forever, letting Edward take in the genius of the room.

If he had a compass on him, which he did not, then Edward could also devise the wind direction data Cuba Engineers used to created a section of indoor bedroom that could control a calm breeze. Viewed from outdoors, the office was nestled in an obscure arrangement of ramparts that utilized recent advancement in mathematics to keep wind channeled within a certain range of comfortable vectors.

"So what is it," Vincetizo chuckles, "that brings a diplomatic English colonist to my office"?

"Newfoundland," Edward corrects quickly, "..and the Republic that drives it can no longer overlook the criminal activity that occurs on the islands of Cuban domain."

At this Vincetizo bursts out laughter.

After a awkward but short dying down of levity, "have those pig fucks from Porto gotten to you too? I told those motherland pussy douche bags that staying on 17 is a completely fair compromise to incorporate into 21"

Edward smirked, at least here, he had the upper hand; "you know as well as I do Vincetizo that the Havanna owes the crown, and me personally, enough ducats to fund a private military the size of France".

Vincetizo's serious and solemn look disappeared instantly. He leaned forward all smiles in his chair and ashed his cigar with quicksilver mobility.

"Well not after last night Sir, Edward", Vincetizo's grin now shining, "or will it not be Sir anymore after the crown learns about the losses the crown and it's tax payer's will have to pay due to some bureaucratic corruption?"


**to drunk to write anymore, and if no one wants to see how this shake down ends, then I might be too lazy hehe**
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eric292

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Well my real life house got broken into on Sunday.

(in the five minute window I was away from my home on Sunday.......Left the door unlocked while I ran to get a bagel from down the street)

Considering what happened on Saturday, the only suspect that could have done this is NewfoundLand.

NewfoundLand, please return what you stole from the Cuban player's real life home in the USA.

;-P
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Casino Havanna Resort wishes to thank the Portuguese and Spainish diplomats for having their visit to this fine convention center.

Special thanks of certainly course to our United States share holders that graciously provided the resort grounds for the important discussions.
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