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Topic Started: Jun 17 2005, 06:42 PM (416 Views)
Scampi
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insults the white stripes (sorry if you like them!) best entry wins a prize so far we have had:

"White Stripes are fucking wank" - michael kissane

"Meg White can't play drums for shit" - michael kissane

"id rather have piles than listen to the white stripes" - Luke Mason

Bill went with "I LOVE HATIN THE WHITE STRIPES"

"jack white is a greasy hair musically untalented twat"
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:laugh1: I must admit, hate would have been a strong word for reflecting my feelings for The White Stripes a while back, but after hearing their new song which is possibly one of the worst songs i've ever heard i've decided my hate for them is only rivaled by Scamp's.

Here's some basic insults:

"The White Stripes suck"
"I'd rather be eating faeces than listening to The White Stripes"
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i try not to just hate the white stripes, i would only consider castration as bad as listening to linkin park and green day sound about as credible as busted with darius on lead vocals
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i am unfortunatly not goin to slag off the White stripes, purely for the fact i love their ability to allow newbie drummers like me to play their songs with the greatest of ease. And btw i also like LP and Greenday :-S
i would do it but i pulled my back out while humping your mom...Nootch!
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"What do The White Stripes and Faeces have in common? They're both shit."
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THE WHITE STRIPES ARE CROTCH SQUIRRELS
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I turned on the radio and heard a familar sound. It was the sound of a pair of rusty knitting needles being inserted into a young Dale Wintons urethera. However the DJ proceeded to inform me that it was the Shite Stripes latest single.
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furbag
Jun 20 2005, 07:07 PM
I turned on the radio and heard a familar sound. It was the sound of a pair of rusty knitting needles being inserted into a young Dale Wintons urethera. However the DJ proceeded to inform me that it was the Shite Stripes latest single.

:laugh1:

I have reason to believe Scamp now owes you a prize!
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Kissanester
Jun 25 2005, 10:43 AM
furbag
Jun 20 2005, 07:07 PM
I turned on the radio and heard a familar sound. It was the sound of a pair of rusty knitting needles being inserted into a young Dale Wintons urethera. However the DJ proceeded to inform me that it was the Shite Stripes latest single.

:laugh1:

I have reason to believe Scamp now owes you a prize!

i will keep the competition open for another week and then maybe create a poll for people to vote in on here
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Scampi
Jun 26 2005, 12:20 PM
Kissanester
Jun 25 2005, 10:43 AM
furbag
Jun 20 2005, 07:07 PM
I turned on the radio and heard a familar sound. It was the sound of a pair of rusty knitting needles being inserted into a young Dale Wintons urethera. However the DJ proceeded to inform me that it was the Shite Stripes latest single.

:laugh1:

I have reason to believe Scamp now owes you a prize!

i will keep the competition open for another week and then maybe create a poll for people to vote in on here

That's a good idea.
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i watched some of their glasto set and it was really really bad and bizzare as well they played one song about 4 times
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Scampi
Jun 26 2005, 12:42 PM
i watched some of their glasto set and it was really really bad and bizzare as well they played one song about 4 times

That's fucking awful! Proves how shite they really are.
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Kissanester
Jun 26 2005, 02:01 PM
Scampi
Jun 26 2005, 12:42 PM
i watched some of their glasto set and it was really really bad and bizzare as well they played one song about 4 times

That's fucking awful! Proves how shite they really are.

i saw them a tleeds last year and they were headlinin but were so shite i left halfway through and went back to tent and got pissed
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Carldir
Jun 27 2005, 09:14 PM
Kissanester
Jun 26 2005, 02:01 PM
Scampi
Jun 26 2005, 12:42 PM
i watched some of their glasto set and it was really really bad and bizzare as well they played one song about 4 times

That's fucking awful! Proves how shite they really are.

i saw them a tleeds last year and they were headlinin but were so shite i left halfway through and went back to tent and got pissed

I salute you! :cool1:

Worst bit about them is that there always even shitter at Leeds then they are at Reading. They basically put no effort into Leeds because they know it doesn't get reviewed much, wherehas Reading does so they put their best ( :laugh1: ) into it for Reading.
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To truly appreciate the magic of the white stripes you have to be mentally ill or severly audially challenged.
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