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Haiku Thread
Topic Started: Sep 29 2005, 06:40 AM (568 Views)
streakofpiss
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in this silly thread
haiku communication
is only allowed

haiku syllables...
only go five-seven-five
and use just three lines

so please try your best
and no copying others;
or i will rape you :gasp:

but can someone say...
if i'm right about haikus?
'cos i'm not so sure :blink: ?
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Ignia
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Five-seven-five, eh?
I could sure get used to this!
Japs and poetry!

Sounds kinda funky...
What does it need? Oh I know!
A rhyming monkey!!!
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Jaehl
Everybody stand back! I know regular expressions!
Haikus are too hard,
I don't think I could do one,
even if I tried.
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neko_aku
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Lyl Daelyri Lusiud
pants are my best friend
i like to where them anytime
because they are pants


^_^
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Badger Badger Ba-
dger Badger Badger Badger
Mushroom Mushroom-shroom!

:D
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Foster
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Token Canuck
I want to nap now.
But can't get to sleep today.
Please can someone help?
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psychomunkey3
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Light in a tunnel.
Brightening the surroundings.
An oncoming TRAIN!!!!!



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Ignia
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Where art thou Muse
That thou forgetest so long
To sing of that which-

I remember now!
Shakespere wasn't Japanese
So I cannot theft :(

I twist old ideas
I shape them to my own will
I rise and defeat
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psychomunkey3
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I think I farted.
Oooh it feels a little wet.
Yup I shit myself.


Yes it is a little sick and it didnt really happen .its all i could think of at the moment. :unsure:
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psycho munkey three
you know my view on fatsacks
they stole my salute

offenders will pay
impalement by my tusks
deserving fate, no?

:bitey:
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yes i know your views.
the fatsack salute is yours.
deserving fate, yes.

i will help you out.
using my sharp munkey spears.
and munkey army.



MUNKEY WARRIORS ATTACK!!!! *loud munkey screeches in background drowning out the screams*

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I have something great
I want to show it to you
I call it my foot
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psychomunkey3
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pfft walrus my man.
you can think of something else.
foot, overrated.
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dearest monkeyman
ti's a beautiful creature
bow down to the foot
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psychomunkey3
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hmmm, never, no, wont.
wont bow down to your damn foot.
i prefer my knives.

^yeeeessss i have a collection of them, very useful sometimes...*laughs maniacally^
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ti's unfortunate
that you resort to non words
such as hmmm and pffft

do challenge yourself
to fill all the syllables
with proper english

on that note dear sir
i must say i am enraged
respect the foot pleb!
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hey give me a break.
it's 1 am for me here.
i cant think very straight.

i will not bow down.
to that retched thing you call,
a foot, what is that???? :gasp:
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force necessary?
can you withstand my whiskers?
they will tickle you.

then you will love feet!
obsession with toes? maybe.
orthotics? yummy!

ok, this is lame.
haiku's about feet no more!
how about flippers? ^_^
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psychomunkey3
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yes i think your right.
lets talk about some flippers.
And some monkey paws!!

but maybe later.
it is almost 2 am.
think i can hold out?
:P

o god my eyes burn.
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goodnight monkeyman
i hope you dream of haiku's
you sure do like them!
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psychomunkey3
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go to sleep now, no.
the night is still young my friend.
not night for you though.

well actually.
it is night for you, stupid me
i just checked world time.

as for you walrus.
it is about 7 pm.
am i correct there?

you should be eating
your dinner soon unless you,
already have ate.

if you excuse me,
i must go make my bed now.
so it is ready.

now i think i have,
beaten the record for most,
haiku in one post.
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well actually.
it is night for you, stupid me
i just checked world time.


stupid you indeed
you got the syllables wrong
in two of those lines.

you are right monkey,
it is about seven now
give yourself a pat

almost time to eat
I smell ravioli, yum!
with spinach is best
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psychomunkey3
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HEY, 2 am here
2 freekin am right here
damn, give me a break

sorry about that
i get cranky late at night
damn i need some sleep

im hungry food good
ravioli oh God yum
that sounds really good

oh and so you know
it is spelled munkey
not monkey, okay?
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well, two syllables
are missing from middle line
in your last haiku

I deduct that you
are making mistakes because
munkey is tired ;)

now, who wants to talk
about something different
zelda anyone?
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no thank you very much
would rather not talk about,
Zelda right now

and yes i am a
tired little munkey now,
think it lala time.

Now goodnight Walrus,
Goodnight munkeys, goodnight cows.
And now goodnight moon. :D

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