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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 29 2005, 06:40 AM (568 Views) | |
| streakofpiss | Sep 29 2005, 06:40 AM Post #1 |
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in this silly thread haiku communication is only allowed haiku syllables... only go five-seven-five and use just three lines so please try your best and no copying others; or i will rape you but can someone say... if i'm right about haikus? 'cos i'm not so sure ?
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| Ignia | Sep 29 2005, 07:22 AM Post #2 |
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Five-seven-five, eh? I could sure get used to this! Japs and poetry! Sounds kinda funky... What does it need? Oh I know! A rhyming monkey!!! |
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| Jaehl | Sep 29 2005, 08:13 AM Post #3 |
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Everybody stand back! I know regular expressions!
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Haikus are too hard, I don't think I could do one, even if I tried. |
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| neko_aku | Sep 29 2005, 05:15 PM Post #4 |
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Lyl Daelyri Lusiud
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pants are my best friend i like to where them anytime because they are pants
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| Divine_Walrus | Sep 29 2005, 11:20 PM Post #5 |
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Badger Badger Ba- dger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom-shroom!
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| Foster | Oct 1 2005, 04:16 AM Post #6 |
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I want to nap now. But can't get to sleep today. Please can someone help? |
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| psychomunkey3 | Oct 1 2005, 09:08 AM Post #7 |
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Light in a tunnel. Brightening the surroundings. An oncoming TRAIN!!!!! |
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| Ignia | Oct 2 2005, 09:13 AM Post #8 |
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Where art thou Muse That thou forgetest so long To sing of that which- I remember now! Shakespere wasn't Japanese So I cannot theft I twist old ideas I shape them to my own will I rise and defeat |
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| psychomunkey3 | Oct 2 2005, 02:53 PM Post #9 |
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I think I farted. Oooh it feels a little wet. Yup I shit myself. Yes it is a little sick and it didnt really happen .its all i could think of at the moment.
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| Divine_Walrus | Oct 2 2005, 03:40 PM Post #10 |
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psycho munkey three you know my view on fatsacks they stole my salute offenders will pay impalement by my tusks deserving fate, no?
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| psychomunkey3 | Oct 2 2005, 05:31 PM Post #11 |
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yes i know your views. the fatsack salute is yours. deserving fate, yes. i will help you out. using my sharp munkey spears. and munkey army. MUNKEY WARRIORS ATTACK!!!! *loud munkey screeches in background drowning out the screams* |
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| Divine_Walrus | Oct 2 2005, 05:37 PM Post #12 |
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I have something great I want to show it to you I call it my foot |
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| psychomunkey3 | Oct 2 2005, 05:45 PM Post #13 |
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pfft walrus my man. you can think of something else. foot, overrated. |
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| Divine_Walrus | Oct 2 2005, 05:48 PM Post #14 |
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dearest monkeyman ti's a beautiful creature bow down to the foot |
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| psychomunkey3 | Oct 2 2005, 05:52 PM Post #15 |
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hmmm, never, no, wont. wont bow down to your damn foot. i prefer my knives. ^yeeeessss i have a collection of them, very useful sometimes...*laughs maniacally^ |
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| Divine_Walrus | Oct 2 2005, 05:56 PM Post #16 |
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ti's unfortunate that you resort to non words such as hmmm and pffft do challenge yourself to fill all the syllables with proper english on that note dear sir i must say i am enraged respect the foot pleb! |
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| psychomunkey3 | Oct 2 2005, 06:03 PM Post #17 |
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hey give me a break. it's 1 am for me here. i cant think very straight. i will not bow down. to that retched thing you call, a foot, what is that????
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| Divine_Walrus | Oct 2 2005, 06:36 PM Post #18 |
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force necessary? can you withstand my whiskers? they will tickle you. then you will love feet! obsession with toes? maybe. orthotics? yummy! ok, this is lame. haiku's about feet no more! how about flippers?
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| psychomunkey3 | Oct 2 2005, 06:41 PM Post #19 |
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yes i think your right. lets talk about some flippers. And some monkey paws!! but maybe later. it is almost 2 am. think i can hold out? o god my eyes burn. |
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| Divine_Walrus | Oct 2 2005, 06:43 PM Post #20 |
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goodnight monkeyman i hope you dream of haiku's you sure do like them! |
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| psychomunkey3 | Oct 2 2005, 06:52 PM Post #21 |
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go to sleep now, no. the night is still young my friend. not night for you though. well actually. it is night for you, stupid me i just checked world time. as for you walrus. it is about 7 pm. am i correct there? you should be eating your dinner soon unless you, already have ate. if you excuse me, i must go make my bed now. so it is ready. now i think i have, beaten the record for most, haiku in one post. |
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| Divine_Walrus | Oct 2 2005, 07:04 PM Post #22 |
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stupid you indeed you got the syllables wrong in two of those lines. you are right monkey, it is about seven now give yourself a pat almost time to eat I smell ravioli, yum! with spinach is best |
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| psychomunkey3 | Oct 2 2005, 07:10 PM Post #23 |
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HEY, 2 am here 2 freekin am right here damn, give me a break sorry about that i get cranky late at night damn i need some sleep im hungry food good ravioli oh God yum that sounds really good oh and so you know it is spelled munkey not monkey, okay? |
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| Divine_Walrus | Oct 2 2005, 07:25 PM Post #24 |
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well, two syllables are missing from middle line in your last haiku I deduct that you are making mistakes because munkey is tired now, who wants to talk about something different zelda anyone? |
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| psychomunkey3 | Oct 2 2005, 07:32 PM Post #25 |
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no thank you very much would rather not talk about, Zelda right now and yes i am a tired little munkey now, think it lala time. Now goodnight Walrus, Goodnight munkeys, goodnight cows. And now goodnight moon. |
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