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| Divine_Walrus | Oct 3 2005, 06:58 PM Post #26 |
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good night moon, great book! my childhood favourite and 'the giving tree' is this thread for all? don't be shy, participate! haiku battles - w00t! Bitey Bigfoot Fatsack Prowlies and Bingbong Auld Sage and Lemonee Wee Bloodcoat Hairy Ant Yu-yu's Chisle-lizards too Don't forget mood-birds! Brackenwood Creatures They make the perfect Haiku's Wouldn't you agree? |
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| Brackenoob | Oct 3 2005, 07:40 PM Post #27 |
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I Agree very much, However this i find hard, tips would be nice please. Infact this is easy, finding seven syllabals is always good fun. As for some creatures i find natural ones easy "the walrus is fat" Im just kidding mate instead ill pick on rabbits Big teeth they have, Rah! 'Nibble' here we go! White fluffy fur should be fun Big ears? Where is gun? I think rant too much I shall finish now, good bye I bid you farewell. |
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| Divine_Walrus | Oct 4 2005, 12:42 AM Post #28 |
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They're easy you say? Obviously not for you. Let me tell you why. In first two Haiku's In the first line there is one extra syllable. But in the last four you did a fine job my friend. So, what to discuss? |
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| Brackenoob | Oct 4 2005, 12:57 AM Post #29 |
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You make a talent Of making me feel stupid Thank you very much I find that for this speak like yoda i must do easier it is! What can i write here? Obviously ideas lack but try we must do Silly is my mind but now i lack inspira- tion. i think i cheat? Peanut butter with Mushrooms that make ye funky colours i now see! |
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| Divine_Walrus | Oct 4 2005, 01:07 AM Post #30 |
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Talking like Yoda Was this what you had in mind When writing pm? Sure, interesting. But we can't talk about it for too much longer. Messes with the brain Makes you think backwards, it does. Must stop now, we must. |
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| Brackenoob | Oct 4 2005, 01:16 AM Post #31 |
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If we cant speak that Speak like russian bad grammer! Kachavaka is good! Hellok! englishman can i givf you big big hug? you happy russia? I give you good trade! One bottle of vodka drink foringk my daughter If tradink not gut then i buy klashnikov SHOOT SHOOT you are deadk! havink manny 'k' Makink sound likking borris I Happy happy! My russkian is bad Tryink i will have to do It helpk Mother land i cannont leave home or myink wife and daughkter will be held hostik! i hopink i am not offendingk anyone! if so i am sorry! |
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| Divine_Walrus | Oct 4 2005, 01:24 AM Post #32 |
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Unfortunately I can't continue Haiku's I am too tired. I wish you all luck With all your future Haiku's Never lose hope friends. The way to the truth Is laden with the Haiku's of countless Sages. Just never forget Always eat shrooms in a pea- nut butter sandwhich!
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| streakofpiss | Oct 4 2005, 02:03 AM Post #33 |
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i wish you good night, but the sandwich tastes like shit 'cos i used brown bread haikus are easy ^^ i'm becoming a haiku... professional, wow! :lol: what do you call a... russian with three testicles? revealed shortly... now, the answer was... hudinikabolokov ^^ lol, how immature i am an addict... a haiku poem addict man, i just can't stop >.< keep em coming guys, *(seven syllaballed line here)* appreciated
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| psychomunkey3 | Oct 4 2005, 10:02 AM Post #34 |
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Dear God look at this, just wat have Walrus and I, started over here? it seems that new ones, are joining in on the fun, of the haiku thread. Oh and by the way, Walrus i believe we have, something to finish...
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| Divine_Walrus | Oct 5 2005, 03:31 AM Post #35 |
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Well then bring it on! I challenge you to a duel! Prepare for battle. We settle this now. I choose the battlefield. The icebergs of death! Homecourt advantage. My tusks will rip you open. You ready to die? |
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| psychomunkey3 | Oct 5 2005, 02:27 PM Post #36 |
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Well now first of all, I will not die as you know, I am teh Munkey Well i think this is, A bit unfair here as i Do not get a chance To pick the battle-, Field i think this calls for a Game of ro sham po. Then it shall be fair On who chooses the place where, We battle Okay? Well I think It should Be best two out of three, what, Do you think Walrus. ![]() O and as you know, Nothing can beat my Munkey, Agility Skill. Not rain nor ice nor, Sleet or snow, not you or them, Or anyone here.
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| streakofpiss | Oct 6 2005, 01:18 AM Post #37 |
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what do you mean ''new''? it was me who started it lolzorzroffelmao? |
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| Brackenoob | Oct 6 2005, 05:07 PM Post #38 |
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I am still waiting, when will this fight start tough guys? Or are u too scared? Maybe you should ask regarding your battlefield care to ask someone? |
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| Divine_Walrus | Oct 6 2005, 07:20 PM Post #39 |
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Ro Sham Po you say? Fine then, Ro Shamp Po it is! *Makes rock sign with hand* Your turn Munkey Boy. Now if you'll excuse me sir, Opeth beckons me. |
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| streakofpiss | Oct 7 2005, 08:56 AM Post #40 |
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just thought i'd post here... well, to keep the thread alive! and i'm kinda bored... anyway it's late, i'm gonna go to bed now, so good night people
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| psychomunkey3 | Oct 7 2005, 10:26 AM Post #41 |
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Ok, Ro Sham Po, *Makes Rock Sign* Damn It Well, The first ones a tie. Alright, Ro Sham Po, *Makes a paper sign* Your turn, Go on, Dont be shy. |
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| Divine_Walrus | Oct 7 2005, 12:52 PM Post #42 |
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My turn? Ro Sham Po! *Makes confusing flipper sign* Splunge beats everything The battle is on. *uses summoning powers* I summon Yembles! Now I will crush you. My global modly powers are superior. Attack time is now. I use <*Ban munkey's n00b ass.*> Haha, you're banned now
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| psychomunkey3 | Oct 7 2005, 01:20 PM Post #43 |
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i have been banned thats it im coming out there to chop you up scum i will sell ur fat and blubber to the people in Alaska, HA!! But really now you shall suffer the wrath of my munkey powers, scum. I call upon my Iranian and munkey warriors, NOW DIE!
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| Divine_Walrus | Oct 7 2005, 02:04 PM Post #44 |
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Technically that post, does not exist. You are banned. Remember munkey? Anyone else now? Is there no man to challenge? Yembles = Great weapon. |
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| psychomunkey3 | Oct 7 2005, 02:09 PM Post #45 |
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Hmmm, Well then Walrus If I am banned, then how come, I am still posting? |
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| Divine_Walrus | Oct 7 2005, 02:18 PM Post #46 |
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You are not posting. Posts? I see no posts. What posts? See, there's nothing there
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| psychomunkey3 | Oct 7 2005, 02:35 PM Post #47 |
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Well then if there are no posts here then that would mean your're double posting. I dont think the mods will be happy with that there so you should be banned.
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| Divine_Walrus | Oct 7 2005, 03:01 PM Post #48 |
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Me? Divine Walrus? Double posting? No! Never! It's impossible! I can't double post, if I am to be a mod Must be good Walrus... Munkey my dearest, you are clearly quite insane. Now go dance with toast. |
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| psychomunkey3 | Oct 7 2005, 03:11 PM Post #49 |
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Me insane gee wiz I think but im not sure thats why my name has the, word Psycho in it. Good lord i have a headache I need Tylenol. |
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| Divine_Walrus | Oct 7 2005, 03:28 PM Post #50 |
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Combining lines in a haiku is one thing, but combining haiku's.... Not too impressive. Why, can't you compress your words? That's part of the art
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