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Haiku Thread
Topic Started: Sep 29 2005, 06:40 AM (571 Views)
Divine_Walrus
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good night moon, great book!
my childhood favourite
and 'the giving tree'

is this thread for all?
don't be shy, participate!
haiku battles - w00t!

Bitey Bigfoot
Fatsack Prowlies and Bingbong
Auld Sage and Lemonee Wee

Bloodcoat Hairy Ant
Yu-yu's Chisle-lizards too
Don't forget mood-birds!

Brackenwood Creatures
They make the perfect Haiku's
Wouldn't you agree?
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Brackenoob
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Half-Asian Invasion
I Agree very much,
However this i find hard,
tips would be nice please.

Infact this is easy,
finding seven syllabals
is always good fun.

As for some creatures
i find natural ones easy
"the walrus is fat"

Im just kidding mate
instead ill pick on rabbits
Big teeth they have, Rah!

'Nibble' here we go!
White fluffy fur should be fun
Big ears? Where is gun?

I think rant too much
I shall finish now, good bye
I bid you farewell.
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Divine_Walrus
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They're easy you say?
Obviously not for you.
Let me tell you why.

In first two Haiku's
In the first line there is one
extra syllable.

But in the last four
you did a fine job my friend.
So, what to discuss?
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Brackenoob
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You make a talent
Of making me feel stupid
Thank you very much

I find that for this
speak like yoda i must do
easier it is!

What can i write here?
Obviously ideas lack
but try we must do

Silly is my mind
but now i lack inspira-
tion. i think i cheat?

Peanut butter with
Mushrooms that make ye funky
colours i now see!

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Divine_Walrus
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Talking like Yoda
Was this what you had in mind
When writing pm?

Sure, interesting.
But we can't talk about it
for too much longer.

Messes with the brain
Makes you think backwards, it does.
Must stop now, we must.
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Brackenoob
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If we cant speak that
Speak like russian bad grammer!
Kachavaka is good!

Hellok! englishman
can i givf you big big hug?
you happy russia?

I give you good trade!
One bottle of vodka drink
foringk my daughter

If tradink not gut
then i buy klashnikov
SHOOT SHOOT you are deadk!

havink manny 'k'
Makink sound likking borris
I Happy happy!

My russkian is bad
Tryink i will have to do
It helpk Mother land

i cannont leave home
or myink wife and daughkter
will be held hostik!

i hopink i am
not offendingk anyone!
if so i am sorry!
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Divine_Walrus
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Unfortunately
I can't continue Haiku's
I am too tired.

I wish you all luck
With all your future Haiku's
Never lose hope friends.

The way to the truth
Is laden with the Haiku's
of countless Sages.

Just never forget
Always eat shrooms in a pea-
nut butter sandwhich!

:D
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streakofpiss
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i wish you good night,
but the sandwich tastes like shit :blink:
'cos i used brown bread :(

haikus are easy ^^
i'm becoming a haiku...
professional, wow! :lol:

what do you call a...
russian with three testicles?
revealed shortly...

now, the answer was...
hudinikabolokov ^^
lol, how immature

i am an addict...
a haiku poem addict :o
man, i just can't stop >.<

keep em coming guys,
*(seven syllaballed line here)*
appreciated :P
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psychomunkey3
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Dear God look at this,
just wat have Walrus and I,
started over here?

it seems that new ones,
are joining in on the fun,
of the haiku thread.

Oh and by the way,
Walrus i believe we have,
something to finish...
:bitey:
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Divine_Walrus
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Well then bring it on!
I challenge you to a duel!
Prepare for battle.

We settle this now.
I choose the battlefield.
The icebergs of death!

Homecourt advantage.
My tusks will rip you open.
You ready to die?
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psychomunkey3
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Well now first of all,
I will not die as you know,
I am teh Munkey

Well i think this is,
A bit unfair here as i
Do not get a chance

To pick the battle-,
Field i think this calls for a
Game of ro sham po.

Then it shall be fair
On who chooses the place where,
We battle Okay?

Well I think It should
Be best two out of three, what,
Do you think Walrus.
:bitey:

O and as you know,
Nothing can beat my Munkey,
Agility Skill.

Not rain nor ice nor,
Sleet or snow, not you or them,
Or anyone here.
:++: :wbitey:
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streakofpiss
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psychomunkey3
Oct 4 2005, 10:02 AM
it seems that new ones,
are joining in on the fun,
of the haiku thread.

what do you mean ''new''?
it was me who started it :P
lolzorzroffelmao?
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Brackenoob
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I am still waiting,
when will this fight start tough guys?
Or are u too scared?

Maybe you should ask
regarding your battlefield
care to ask someone?
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Divine_Walrus
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Ro Sham Po you say?
Fine then, Ro Shamp Po it is!
*Makes rock sign with hand*

Your turn Munkey Boy.
Now if you'll excuse me sir,
Opeth beckons me.
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streakofpiss
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just thought i'd post here...
well, to keep the thread alive!
and i'm kinda bored...

anyway it's late,
i'm gonna go to bed now,
so good night people :)
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psychomunkey3
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Ok, Ro Sham Po,
*Makes Rock Sign* Damn It Well,
The first ones a tie.

Alright, Ro Sham Po,
*Makes a paper sign* Your turn,
Go on, Dont be shy.
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Divine_Walrus
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My turn? Ro Sham Po!
*Makes confusing flipper sign*
Splunge beats everything :D

The battle is on.
*uses summoning powers*
I summon Yembles!

Now I will crush you.
My global modly powers
are superior.

Attack time is now.
I use <*Ban munkey's n00b ass.*>
Haha, you're banned now :D
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psychomunkey3
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i have been banned
thats it im coming out there
to chop you up scum

i will sell ur fat
and blubber to the people
in Alaska, HA!!

But really now you
shall suffer the wrath of my
munkey powers, scum.

I call upon my
Iranian and munkey
warriors, NOW DIE!
:bitey:
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Divine_Walrus
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Technically that post,
does not exist. You are banned.
Remember munkey?

Anyone else now?
Is there no man to challenge?
Yembles = Great weapon.
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psychomunkey3
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Hmmm, Well then Walrus
If I am banned, then how come,
I am still posting?
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Divine_Walrus
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You are not posting.
Posts? I see no posts. What posts?
See, there's nothing there ;)
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psychomunkey3
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Well then if there are
no posts here then that would mean
your're double posting. ;)

I dont think the mods
will be happy with that there
so you should be banned. :P
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Divine_Walrus
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Me? Divine Walrus?
Double posting? No! Never!
It's impossible!

I can't double post,
if I am to be a mod ;)
Must be good Walrus...

Munkey my dearest,
you are clearly quite insane.
Now go dance with toast.
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psychomunkey3
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Me insane gee wiz
I think but im not sure thats
why my name has the,

word Psycho in it.
Good lord i have a headache
I need Tylenol.
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Divine_Walrus
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Combining lines in
a haiku is one thing, but
combining haiku's....

Not too impressive.
Why, can't you compress your words?
That's part of the art ;)
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