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Sagas; As our forum turns...
Topic Started: Sep 30 2005, 06:31 AM (658 Views)
Phoenixphire44
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Bring the off topic drama out of the threads and put it here...




I'll start. Dartanion if you weren't the third guy to propose to me this year, and if you were a door mat to your present girlfriend who cheats on you, and if you didn't call me chubby, and if you were well um, you. I might consider it. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Siggy, my love, get him. :bitey:

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Sigfried
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Darty my friend, on a little island in my country there is a legend about a sect of evil wizards who serves a sea maiden called Pincoya, when a stranger comes near the cave of the wizards, if he is discovered, the wizards turns him into a vile, hideous and deformed creature called Invunche, which is a creature with his head turned backwards and with one of his legs attached to his back, serving forever as the keeper of the cave

imagine me as the wizard, phoenix as the sea maiden and you as the reckless stranger, do the math :)
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Phoenixphire44
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Awwww Siggy my love! It's beautiful!!! I'm so touched! :wub: :wub: :wub:
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Kithas
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Man Sig. Harsh. But fair. I like the concept of this thread. It seems that all the other threads have gone all drama and amusing and stuff. Which is why I'm having so much damn fun reading them. I sure hope this one goes all crazy too. You guys are great.
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Phonex and Siggy sitin in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g. first comes love then comes marrage then comes baby in a baby carage. :lol:
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neko_aku
Sep 30 2005, 02:12 PM
then comes baby in a baby carage.

As opposed to an adult-carriage? :huh:

Ok, I've got one. In TheEYE's thread about his knee, it went way off to airport security. So Pheonix, tell us again about your metal brazzier :fpbls:
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thats how the song goes. silly :P
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Not in ozzieland ;) Here it goes:

" Phonex and Siggy sitin in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g. first comes love then comes marrage then comes a baby in a carage."

Or occasionally:

"Phonex and Siggy sitin in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g. first comes love then comes marrage then comes Pheonix pushing a baby carage."

Yeah, I just realised one of ours has the 'baby carrage' aswell....umm....yeah :rolleyes:
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Yeah, what about that thread about Immortal Goat's new religion? That's got a subtopic about an orgy. It seems most of these threads degrade into a discussion about sex in some form. Even Phoenix's bra...Just goes to show you what human beings are made of. Or at least the ones that hang around on the internet...
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Phoenixphire44
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Oct 1 2005, 04:02 AM
Yeah, what about that thread about Immortal Goat's new religion? That's got a subtopic about an orgy. It seems most of these threads degrade into a discussion about sex in some form. Even Phoenix's bra...Just goes to show you what human beings are made of. Or at least the ones that hang around on the internet...

*Ahem* I think you brought up the orgy topic last. Second, considering the majority of the population on the forums are teenage guys, the subject of sex should not be surprising.

As for my airport bra story... That plays into sex how? I thought it was a funny story about me getting held up for over a half hour over some stupid under wire in my bra.

As for hanging around on the internet, you're here too buddy. Least I get paid while surfing the forums. ;)
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Hey, I never said I wasn't one of the sex-obsessed men on the forum. I know what I am, and have accepted it. B)

I just brought up the orgy topic because it was already a subtopic inside the thread. Plus, that particular post wasn't completely off topic, either. :P

And that bra thing was just funny. :lol:
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:rolleyes: Boys! They think the bra thing was about being felt up and sex.

All girls know that bras are the lesser of two evils. That and we can use them against boys :bitey: I hate to tell you guys this (except not), but you are predictable:

Scene--Scrubs, JD and Elliot (girl) hiding in a closet so they don't have to take responsibility for a patient:

JD: Psht! I am so over you!

Elliot: Really? *seductivly* Do me... right now.

JD: Ok!

Elliot: See?
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Phoenixphire44
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I think dearie Darty has r-u-n-n-o-f-t. (O'Brother Where Art Thou refernce) I was starting to like the squirt too. Pity. Good job Siggy B)
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Ignia
Sep 30 2005, 05:43 PM
:rolleyes: Boys! They think the bra thing was about being felt up and sex.

All girls know that bras are the lesser of two evils. That and we can use them against boys :bitey: I hate to tell you guys this (except not), but you are predictable:

Scene--Scrubs, JD and Elliot (girl) hiding in a closet so they don't have to take responsibility for a patient:

JD: Psht! I am so over you!

Elliot: Really? *seductivly* Do me... right now.

JD: Ok!

Elliot: See?

only in your american culture :lol:
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Sigfried
Oct 1 2005, 09:35 AM
only in your american culture :lol:

No, I can see that happening here down under aswell :P I was watching Scrubs yesterday actually, it's pretty funny. (Oh dear what have I done, now the topic is going to digress into a debate on whther or not Scurbs is funny, that or people will start posting what they were watching the other day :P)
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i was watching CSI: Crime Scene Investigation yesterday!!! anyone here watch it???? :P What you predicted has come true there Walrus!!!!!
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Ignia
Sep 30 2005, 04:43 PM
:rolleyes: Boys! They think the bra thing was about being felt up and sex.

All girls know that bras are the lesser of two evils. That and we can use them against boys :bitey: I hate to tell you guys this (except not), but you are predictable:

Scene--Scrubs, JD and Elliot (girl) hiding in a closet so they don't have to take responsibility for a patient:

JD: Psht! I am so over you!

Elliot: Really? *seductivly* Do me... right now.

JD: Ok!

Elliot: See?

Can you really blame him? Elliot's a fox. :D Besides, bras are sexy. And men tend to be perverted. So you do the math. :P
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I think bra's are such a menace! There so well annoying! first of all there in the way when you want to get past them. Then there so hard to undo! why make it so hard! why must ye women torcher us!

as for sex. were on the net now..if we wanted to talk/mingle around sex then we'd be on a porn site.
Plus i found another example. That sex on the dance floor thing. Now that just kinky! lol awsome.
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Why do so many guys say they have difficulty undoing a bra? It's a pretty simple little clasp most of the time. I've never had a problem. Do you have trouble unbuttoning your pants too? ;) :D
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Yeah, sometimes. But I find it more difficult to unbutton my girlfriend's pants. Usually just an awkward angle. The bra thing I think I've worked my way around however. Not so hard as all that really. And ladies, it's not the bras men think about. It's what lies beneath. But it's more intriguing when you can't see it, cause there's a bra in the way. So you start to wonder. Then imagine. Then fantasize. That's why lingerie is so damn tantalizing.
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Kithas
Oct 4 2005, 06:19 AM
But it's more intriguing when you can't see it, cause there's a bra in the way. So you start to wonder. Then imagine. Then fantasize. That's why lingerie is so damn tantalizing.

I like bolognae B) Sometime I dress it in lace before I eat it...
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Just goes to prove my point. Doesn't that bologna taste so much better when you pull that lace off, inch by inch? You know it does.
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Phoenixphire44
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IGNIA IS LIKE THE BRACKENWOOD COMMUNITY BICYCLE!! And she doesn't even kiss with any sort of talent.... <_<

And she is moving in on MY SIGGY! Quote Ig"I'm a ho"nia "YOU'LL HAVE TO FIGHT ME FOR HIM!"

Bring it girlie.

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:blink:

:gasp:

:bitey: You really wanna mess with this?? V ME! V

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What you think of that Widdle Kitten?
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uuuuhhhmmmmm......should i start running now?? :worry:
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