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Pub 44; Where everyone knows your screen name.
Topic Started: Oct 15 2005, 09:16 AM (47,724 Views)
Phoenixphire44
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Welcome to Pub 44! It's had a few bouts in a few threads, but we've decided relocate here! I'll be your bartender for the night. Bar room brawls are a welcome sight or you can putter around the end of the bar and drink away your problems, cource they'll still be there even after your hangover end. First round is on the house. And water is only served to Walruses.

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We're never closed. And if you start seeing the pink elephants... We'll buy them a round too! Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image
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Sigfried
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Objection!!!
and if i see blue Rhinos?? :unsure:
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Foster
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...and what about my plaid giraffes? ;)

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Phoenixphire44
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As long as your new animal friends have id and all their shots, they're welcome.

PINTS ALL AROUND!
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Foster
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Okay, but I can't be held responsible for where the tongues of the plaid giraffes go. They're pretty long you know.

I'll have a Fosters. ;) :D
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Sigfried
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i want a Fosters Posted Image
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Shrike
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The Spikeadelic One
Can I be a bouncer? :rolleyes:
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Sigfried
Oct 14 2005, 06:51 PM
i want a Fosters Posted Image

Get your own! :angry: ;)

Shrike
 
Can I be a bouncer? 

Pubs don't have bouncers, they're open to everybody. Only crappy dance clubs with crappier music have bouncers, because dance clubs suck. Not that I'm stating a biased opinion or anything... <_<
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Phoenixphire44
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Shrike
Oct 15 2005, 09:55 AM
Can I be a bouncer?  :rolleyes:

**Unsuccessfuly stifles a laugh** :fpbls:

Siggy! Stop trying to hook up with my other patrons!! Sheesh, get a few drinks in him first! Just kidding Foster. I'll see that Siggy plays nice. ;)
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I'll have a Sigfried, on the rocks, shacken not stirred, thanks Pheonix. B)
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Sigfried
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want some cream with your order?? Posted Image
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Phoenixphire44
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Christ, someone else get behind the bar and listen to whatever the hell I have to banter about...

I have just successfully guessed wha my clients were calling in for before they told me. I have roughly 8000 clients for this company. I need a new job and a new cubical. Please for the love of office supplies tell me I'm not going nuts. :worry:

SIGGY! WE DO NOT SERVE CREAM AT THIS BAR!! You go to the Bicycle Seat Bar down the street if you want that. With your long hair, you'll fit right in. B) Should I tell that story or should you?
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Sigfried
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:blink:

no thanks, i already went by accident to a gay bar a few blocks away and they didnt played nice :unsure:
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Shrike
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I've never met a gay person I didn't like...of course, they've all been lesbians, I wonder if they're really different than the guys.

But man, 8000? My mom has 2. :lol: But I'm guessing you're in a different line of work.
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Shrike
Oct 15 2005, 01:18 PM
I've never met a gay person I didn't like...of course, they've all been lesbians, I wonder if they're really different than the guys.

But man, 8000? My mom has 2. :lol: But I'm guessing you're in a different line of work.

It's a pharmacuedical company. I work with their databasing software. Smart ass :angry:

You are so totally cut off. Better yet, Siggy make sure you give him extra cream. :xbitey:
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Sigfried
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on my way :bitey:
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Pheonix, Foster just threw up all over the bathroom, suggestions? I say we leave it, I didn't like the colour of those walls anyway.
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Phoenixphire44
Oct 15 2005, 01:20 PM
Shrike
Oct 15 2005, 01:18 PM
I've never met a gay person I didn't like...of course, they've all been lesbians, I wonder if they're really different than the guys.

But man, 8000? My mom has 2.  :lol:  But I'm guessing you're in a different line of work.

It's a pharmacuedical company. I work with their databasing software. Smart ass :angry:

You are so totally cut off. Better yet, Siggy make sure you give him extra cream. :xbitey:

I cant help it! It's something stronger than I am.

Must...play...devil's advocate...

Catch me if you can, Siggy!
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Divine_Walrus
Oct 15 2005, 01:32 PM
Pheonix, Foster just threw up all over the bathroom, suggestions? I say we leave it, I didn't like the colour of those walls anyway.

I've been telling yall not to tap the kegs in the back.
The walls?? He got the walls?? Good shot man!

I got it, I'll just dunk Spike's head in the cans and use him as a mop.

Foster!! You're a light weight?? What will the other Canuk's think?? :worry:
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Shrike
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*insert witty and blistering retort here*

Damn I'm tired. G'night people.

zzzZZZZZ
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psychomunkey3
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^I think the alchohal finally got to him... ;)^
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Phoenixphire44
Oct 14 2005, 10:56 PM
I've been telling yall not to tap the kegs in the back.
The walls?? He got the walls?? Good shot man!

I got it, I'll just dunk Spike's head in the cans and use him as a mop.

Foster!! You're a light weight?? What will the other Canuk's think?? :worry:

I am not! :angry: And I challenge anyone who says otherwise! I've never thrown up because of alcohol, and I don't intend to start. Any puking done by me was a result of a frightening combination of overeating, a possible stomach virus, Sig's cream-spraying behaviour, and the already putrid conditions of the bathroom. When was the last time you cleaned that place? And doesn't anybody know how to flush anymore? Or aim for that matter... :yfok:

As you can see, alcohol's main effect on me is that it makes me babble. :P So there! I can't believe you people would spread such insidious rumors about me. What would all the other Canucks think indeed! It would be a scandal! Especially since I'm not from southern Ontario. Those of us outside Toronto tend to be made of tougher stuff than them. For instance, a few years back they had a snow "storm" in Toronto so they had to call in the army to shovel driveways. Seriously. Meanwhile those of us on the prairies get fifteen centimetres in on a nice day and just go on our merry way.

See? More babbling, no puking, because I've escaped from the clutches of that insidious bathroom. Don't mind me, I'll just sit in a corner and talk to my glass for awhile...
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I didn't know Canada had an army. :P
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Shrike
Oct 16 2005, 04:51 PM
I didn't know Canada had an army.  :P

I smell a pub brawl :lol: C'mon Foster, don't take that from him! Show him what Canucks are made of! :D
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Foster
Oct 16 2005, 10:58 AM

and the already putrid conditions of the bathroom. When was the last time you cleaned that place? And doesn't anybody know how to flush anymore? Or aim for that matter... :yfok:

As you can see, alcohol's main effect on me is that it makes me babble. :P So there! I can't believe you people would spread such insidious rumors about me. What would all the other Canucks think indeed! It would be a scandal! Especially since I'm not from southern Ontario. Those of us outside Toronto tend to be made of tougher stuff than them. For instance, a few years back they had a snow "storm" in Toronto so they had to call in the army to shovel driveways. Seriously. Meanwhile those of us on the prairies get fifteen centimetres in on a nice day and just go on our merry way.

See? More babbling, no puking, because I've escaped from the clutches of that insidious bathroom. Don't mind me, I'll just sit in a corner and talk to my glass for awhile...

Clean?? Clean a BOYS bathroom? ME??? HA! I don't do bathrooms... Where's a cleaning monkey when you need one???

In this corner...The Terror from Toronto, The Crazed Canuk, The Mountee Meanie... FOSTER!!!! **Crowd goes wild** And in this corner... spike...

DING DING!!

I want to see a bar brawl. Winner gets a table dance by Ignia herself. Loser cleans the bathrooms and takes the title of "Cleaning Monkey".

Have at it boys. :bitey:
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