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A Noble Thing To Say; smart-sense
Topic Started: Nov 15 2005, 06:59 PM (242 Views)
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Ok this thread is dedicated to the gods of smart-sense (A word i have just, at the present time made up.) In this wonderful invention of a thread we will talking pure goo and still make it sound spectaculaire.

So i will start:

In the real world we don't have little elves, big noses and tall chritmas hats, forests or mythical creatures and amazingly magical gouls. In the real world we have, computer, video games and from this children are knawring their minds till their sculls are sucked from their sockets. Professor Offspring Bondy of Canberry assured us, a team of highly qualified ghost busters that we need to fix many different toilets, in... many different areas of the very state we are living, vote munch. Saying this, we compare the likeness their is was Knawing online video games. A quest in real life is actually finding a job to pay for the large boxs of chips you get from Hungry King, (Perth, a small town in Scotland, also a city in Australia replace Burger King with, Hungry Jacks, this is where our specialists cam up with idea.)

Thankyou
WRITE MORE smart-sense :lol:
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Divine_Walrus
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I don't think anyone on the board will be able to compete with your smart-sense munch :lol:
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have a go ;)
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I don't get it. :huh:
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Bobly
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Me neither... shame coz I was actually geniuly interesting in this thread :s
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Studies show that if you lay your kazoo every day you will get cancer and sat on by a large cat, as well cats have been found to produce cancer. In short Monkeys will rule the world... get your hands off me you damn dirty apes. An eye witness said YAR and then danced a Irish jig, like you do One time at band camp... I'll stop right there. :P
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^^^chook it out! there is smart-sense ^^^ Tordeck :P
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Would I be correct if I was to guess that smart-sense is the opposite of comon-sense, IE : total randomness?

Or should I say, is smart-sense the smartness opposite to the comon which changes the sense of sense to form a strict randomness?
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Objection!!!
can anyone translate munchism for me :huh:
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Bobly
Nov 16 2005, 08:58 AM
Would I be correct if I was to guess that smart-sense is the opposite of comon-sense, IE : total randomness?

Or should I say, is smart-sense the smartness opposite to the comon which changes the sense of sense to form a strict randomness?

perfect :P

Sigfried, its Munchish :P CALL ON THE NEW GLOBAL MOD
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I often felt that the daisies were a tad aggresive for my spanish poodles tastes. If they all forgot to scrub those tasty morsels off of the starboard, then where would that place the carpet in this horribly off scenario? It's depressing really, for what is a trophy, but for the crystal components of which his few good shavers were comprised of? That and the sliced reality I aquired through the years of deciphering the underside of that thing in the back of my fridge.
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Yay I have basicted the grasps of this thread, if only my cat wouldn't type slowly, then i could mow your lawn, only if it needs mowing not, or fatsacks would come and not invade it.
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Maybe stars glow, maybe they don't but nevertheless, I have the question that scientists have been puzzled about for many years! Does coffee bleed? Sometimes i have trouble trying to get to sleep. I blame the mushrooms of heaven. I mean they sit on there asses all day reading Gods diary when they could be saving their fellow lovers from the felling of vincent trees...

Is that random enough?
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The man stood alone watching the door open slightly,though only to rotate.
It is of course not electrically proved that the hamster-quorn cult do choose governments, but it didn't seem to matter in the darkness of supper.The cup howled.With a swift gumling blow he silenced it but banjo.At the same time,the Lord of Saint-bois-de-chausseur was utterly immigrated:"And i tell you Sophie,when i say "stop it" ,i really mean the little cofee straps inside the milkyman packages,goodnight!" he said to his brother and crammed the sleizure-hoop shut.
It was a night to remember.
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Not exactly sure what you're purpose was, but you just depressed the heck out of me. Face life??? Me?!?!!? :bitey:
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So I was walking along when an elephant walks down the ceiling and tells me that my life is cheese. Logically, if cheese is blue, then all dark brown sea manatees must be a pleasent shade of table. Of course Timmy never did find his shoe, the hoe was too busy stealing it for baby banks. The act of breathing is illegal in seven loofers. Did you know I rule the hamster planet?
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Nov 18 2005, 01:27 AM
Not exactly sure what you're purpose was, but you just depressed the heck out of me. Face life??? Me?!?!!? :bitey:

Did I? :blink:
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A feature written from
BEAK magazine, the Mash Island official mag.

Life is a sea, you drown in it. People of his age don't normally last half that long, but he was special... he had an umbrella. Arnold Arnitchson was only eighty when the human race died around him in an amazing storm. But he, by himself with a few 20 females reproduced the world and made it a better place, he then died at eighty one and the world called him Adam the second. No one knows why, because he had eaten the bible. Because of this people wondered maybe that he had gotten his name off a slightly famous animator named Adam Phillips. They were horribly mistaken.
After millions of research the desision was made to give up researching as they were getting really really bored. Lara Mogg, a hot reporter went in for a knaw, "So Professor Lonston, what do you have to say about your desision?"
"Well we decided to give up on researching because if was getting really really boring."
"Thankyou" lara came back to the office today to give us her speech. We were very amazed she was able to get a conversation with Proffesor Ong Pod, never spoken in public before to talk about the issue. "AH! So why'd you OH! Like! Quit, OH! Researching and al..Ah! Oh yeh!"
"OOOOOOOOH, booooooorrrrrrriiiinnnng WHOA!" The conversation was short but still amazing, the footage taken is being posted over the webernet as we speak.

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