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| The Backwards Adventures of Gwaditop; Fun for the whole family! :) | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 11 2006, 09:39 AM (1,304 Views) | |
| mystical-mongoose | Sep 11 2006, 09:39 AM Post #1 |
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Chapter 30 The grey sky gave Jimson a crappy feeling in the top of his stomach. His eyes dropped to the bottom of his soul as he began to barf out many wingless flies. The love of his life, Gwaditop, was admiring Jimson’s passionate vomiting from a far. Gwaditop was a mysterious sea demon with a voice like a murdered rabbit. At that time, a sailor on a flying whale popped out of the ground and shoved a harpoon through Jimson’s skull. His brain fell out of the hole in his skull, and blood poured allover the sandy beach. “Ckptjkssdff!!” screamed Gwaditop, as it ran towards the sailor, it’s webbed feet making loud splats as they smacked against the soggy ground. Gwaditop slashed it’s arm forward and ripped a large gash in the whales face. Both the whales eyes fell out of his skull, attached to long, shiny pink ropes. They bobbed up and down like yo-yo’s before they finally settled down. Then Gwaditpop chomped a hole in the sailor’s stomach with it’s gigantic grey teeth. It then proceeded to tear the sailors intestines out, and began to choke him with them. Endless amounts of blood splashed out of the gigantic tear in the sailors flesh. The End ____________________________________________________________________ Chatper 29 coming next |
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| mystical-mongoose | Sep 12 2006, 06:00 AM Post #2 |
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Chapter 29 The sword stapped in the top of the Poopooplant caused grey smoke to fill the air. The whale was sliding across the ground at warp speed, kicking up dust, debri, and small children all over the place. The sailor was now bugging Jimson, who was trying to eat his meal of wingless flies in peace. He shoved a huge spoon into the big bowl of wingless flies, some of the flies were still alive and tried to buzz out of the bowl in vain. Jimson's teeth came down on one particularly large fly, and ( accidentally on puropse) squirted orange fly juice allover the sailors face. The saliors face boiled with rage. He called over his whale, and they went flying under ground. But not before the sailor had stuck some poison in Jimson's food. ____________________________________________________________________ Chapter 28 coming next |
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| mystical-mongoose | Jan 5 2007, 11:25 AM Post #3 |
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Chapter 28 _________ The purple faced cowboy jogged slowly across the moist ground. Everytime his cowboy boots landed on the ground, a squishing sound filled the air. Suddenly, something caught the cowboy's attention. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw a PooPooPlant. The same kind of plant that the Bushmonstertypevilliancreaturething used to poison his mother. "I shall claim revenge on that inanimate object, even though it is entirely unrelated to the one that caused my parental units untimely death." cried the cowboy in rage. Then, he took a rusty and bloody sword and stabbed it into the plant. |
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| CLiNK | Jan 6 2007, 01:49 PM Post #4 |
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:lol: There are some fantastic lines in there. I could actually see the small children being kicked up
Yes! :lol: |
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| mystical-mongoose | Jan 12 2007, 08:57 AM Post #5 |
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Chapter 27 ____________ The cowboy walked up the hill, searching around for something to eat. Then he saw it. A Pigcowowlgoodbirdflybugalphebeticalorderedandoverpricesoccerballcardsmonster. The cowboy pulled out his outdated weapons and killed the creature. Unfortunately, the Pigcowowlgoodbirdflybugalphebeticalorderedandoverpricesoccerballcardsmonster's purple blood splattered allover him, causing him to turn purple. However, the creature was indeed delicous and/or nutritious. |
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| Samuel | Jan 18 2007, 02:09 AM Post #6 |
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Sweet and i bet the cowboy struck it rich with those overpriced soccer cards! |
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| Uluu Thalongh | Jan 19 2007, 10:41 PM Post #7 |
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Wasn't the cowboy already purple-faced? The Pigcowowlgoodbirdflybugalphebeticalorderedandoverpricesoccerballcardsmonster just saved him the trouble of dying the rest of his body... right? Wait, and how does this have anything to do with Brackenwood? Where did Gwaditop go? Will asking these questions do me any good?
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| crumb | Jan 20 2007, 01:17 AM Post #8 |
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Rufum Ru Sudily!
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the first two posts could have been editted |
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| Samuel | Jan 20 2007, 07:22 AM Post #9 |
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Uluu, the story is being written backwards
Edit: Mongoose, hurry! I want teh more! Edit: WOOOOOT! |
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| mystical-mongoose | Jan 20 2007, 07:25 AM Post #10 |
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Umm. Nothing? And Munch.....ah..no excuses. I geuss I'm just a rebel. _____________________________________________________ Chapter 26 __________ Jimson and Gwaditop walked slowly across the pile of mutilated and generally soggy corpses. "Gwaditop, I will love you for longer than long." said Jimson in a voice. " Sqawawawpopoopottykilegdaalfbasuakfkfkfwordjahfuajfnagfiscandinavianpeacheshuaaaaaf" cried Gwaditop passionatly with passion. A green bird flapped it's wings and soared across the horizon. "Hey! Look at that!" cried Jimson, pointing at a cowboy across the horizon. Gwaditop and Jimson sat down to watch. |
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| spike | Jan 20 2007, 11:03 PM Post #11 |
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The shadow in the darkness...
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ok i get what your doing but... bwuh? it's weird
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| Uluu Thalongh | Jan 23 2007, 05:00 AM Post #12 |
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I GET IT NOW! Geez I'm slow. I could swear the title was "The Brackenwood Adventures of Gwaditop"... Man, I hate myself. I do that all the time. Yes, and that would also explain why the story is being told backwards.Yup... I'm going to shut up now.
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| mystical-mongoose | Jan 25 2007, 08:01 AM Post #13 |
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SUPER LONG CHAPTER!!! Chapter 25 ____________ "Hey..Gwaditop? Do you hear something?" asked Jimson, scratching his butt. "Aqirwhfal!!" cried Gwaditop. "No...I just ate. Besides, where would we get all that wood?" asked Jimson, still scratching his buttox. "Piyrwsfhkxvn!!" screamed Gwaditop. "Yeah, of course I meant what I said about your mother's band. I'm just not a big fan of ska, okay?" "Poaiashfamm, oIakf ajfiahf!!!" shouted Gwaditop. "Look, my perverted mind is no need to steal all my ketchup. Besides, your the one who eats legos!...Look, we're getting WAY off topic. I asked, did you hear anything." "Daspaopopadaf!" said Gwaditop. "Your right, Gwaditop...it does sound like a bunch of people marching towards us!" At that moment, Jimson and Gwaditop turned around. And what they saw was not pleasent. It was a big fat man with no shirt on."Ew." said Jimson, barfing violently, "Let's look in another direction." And so they did. And what they saw was not pretty. It was a thousand warriors, lined up in a row, all with weapons. "Apiedoajfioah..poaify aiguag uagufu agfhg hjgu!!" yelled Gwaditop angrily. Suddenly, all thousand warriors lunged at Jimson and Gwaditop. Gwaditop unleashed a spray of acid at the warriors. The smell of burning flesh filled the air. A particularly mutilated warrior hobbled over to Jimson, all the muscles in the right side of his face showing, his eyes hanging from his sockets. Jimson kicked the warrior in the stomach, causing his ribs to burst from his flesh and blood to splurt out from his mouth. Then another warrior came up to Gwaditop. This one looked like he had dodged the acid attack, so Gwaditop sprayed him again. The bottom half of the warriors face began to melt down his shirt. You could see all his teeth and gums, and it disgusted Jimson. "This is to much!" he cried, barf running down his face. " "Afadasgdshhahppqo" yelled Gwaditop, sending a warrior flying through the air with a kick. Rain began to pour from the sky. Gwaditop inhaled a massive amount of air, then unleashed a powerfull gust of wind from his mouth. Flesh and bones flew everywhere, along with lots of tomato soup and alfalfa sproutd. "Ersidhsguisiuaslhuiadufigisalshglahohaoidghioagdiuasgjkfbsakjldruyasdfhisgflygejfios guipahgupapduigfiaiusiofh iud iagsui auiag iugdipg ioa!!!!" screamed Gwaditop, thunder crashing around him. |
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| mystical-mongoose | Jan 27 2007, 08:09 AM Post #14 |
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Chapter 24 ___________ Sure enough, the light had been an opening in the forrest. "We're free!!!" cried Jimson. "Aiphus pougu!!!" cried Gwaditop. Jimson and Gwaditop looked around their new surroundings. It looked like it was pure sand, put the crashing of waves from far off gave away the fact that there was an ocean nearby. "Alright, an ocean! Time for some tuna, salmon, ham, beef, and all other kinds of meats that come from the ocean. With some nice whipped cream on top...mmmmm" said Jimson dreamily, his hand over his heart, "Well...off we go then." And so they began to march along. |
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| Woo | Apr 14 2007, 10:31 PM Post #15 |
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Ahh, I missed SOOO much there! I love this! it makes no sense, and thats fantastic! Please wright more! If you dont, i'll hunt you down and spill ravioli all over your computer, so you can never dissapoint me with unfinished storys again.
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| Woo | Apr 24 2007, 06:49 AM Post #16 |
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Most sorry to double post, but WHERE THE F@#%S THE STORY!!! I'm, I'm sorry! that was compleatly un-called for....
PLEASE FINNISH THE STORY!
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| mystical-mongoose | May 28 2007, 02:03 PM Post #17 |
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Chapter 23 __________ They ran faster and faster and didn't look back untill they were sure The Slug That Smells Like Apples was no longer chasing them. "That was close, eh, Gwaditop?" panted Jimson. "Aljgfwepugfljsdghfuaishfduihsaiodfjdity uukqbzuispskkpaisdiajsdpijasidopjapijdiajsdpijaspdjaposjdosajdpoajodpjaospjdoaispjdapojapijapiosjdpoaijpdoajosijpdojaposdjpodasijfaisdjfaisodjfpoasidjfpoidsjfiopsdfjpaisjipdsjifajpajdofjdpoadjfpoijsdpoosasdsnaceamdmkaifashionmodelseatpizzacrapwrasf" said Gwaditop. "You're just doing that to fill up space" said Jimson. Gwaditop looked at him in a confused way. Suddenly, Jimson cried out, "Look, a light! Maybe it's an opening." With that, they both began to run towards it. |
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| Woo | Jun 3 2007, 06:36 AM Post #18 |
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YAY! |
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| Samuel | Jun 20 2007, 11:52 AM Post #19 |
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o O BUMP FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
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| mystical-mongoose | Jun 21 2007, 07:21 AM Post #20 |
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Chapter 22 ___________ The smell of apples floated off of the giant slug. "We better get out of here!" whispered Jimson to Gwaditop. "aada" whispered Gwaditop back. The began to sneak away, when a Speh-Ling Bee stung Jimson on the dace. "Duck!" cried Jimson duriously. At this obnoxious case of wordplay, the Slug That Smells Like Apples awoke. "Effyooseekay!!!" screeched Gwaditop. They ran like the water. I mean the wind. What a moron. Please forgive me. |
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| Samuel | Jun 22 2007, 11:34 PM Post #21 |
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Speh-Ling bee. rofl. |
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| Woo | Jun 23 2007, 08:35 PM Post #22 |
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@.@ YAY! *chicken dance* |
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| Samuel | Aug 3 2007, 03:29 AM Post #23 |
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<Insert witty comment here> |
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| TheEYE | Aug 3 2007, 10:19 AM Post #24 |
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Why would you revive a dead topic to post that? Smarten up man, that isnt very impressive at all. <_< |
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| mystical-mongoose | Aug 3 2007, 10:53 AM Post #25 |
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If you folks are desperate enough to be incurring the wrath of TheEye I geuss I can be nice and add a new chapter. Chapter 21 _________ Jimson and Gwaditop walked along, Jimson singing a song while Gwaditop did the bass and drums with his flatulence. Suddenly, Jimson stopped. A pile of apple sauce cans were littered on the forrest floor. "Oh man." moaned Jimson, "This is one of those awful sights you never forget. And look. It's store brand apple sauce, the kind that's all chunky and gross." "Cakfil doegg Yto astigo ody." moaned Gwaditop. "You're right Gwaditop. There's only one creature vile enough to do something like this." whispered Jimson. Suddenly, Gwaditop spotted something. "Avelacook" Gwaditop screeched. "Oh my God. You're right. That must be where the creature lives." moaned Jimson. And so they walked quietly up to the cave and peered in. A large, slimy gray beast was sleeping inside. |
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