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Eggy Toast Adventures
Topic Started: Jul 31 2007, 01:14 PM (543 Views)
mystical-mongoose
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Eggy Toast

Chapter One: Bill is Jack's Mom
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Bill walked down the street, whistling a song about worms and apples and how they should not be one, when suddenly Bill's stomach screamed.
"BBBIIIILLL YYOOOOUUUUU MMMOOOOOMMM" it cried, "FEEEEDDD MMEEE OOORRRR IIII KIIILLLLLL JAAACKKKKK."

"Who's Jack?!?" cried Bill
"You're son" said the stomach.
"I don't have a son."
"Yes, you do. You're his mother."
"I'm a man thing. I can't have a baby child."
"Too late, n00b."
"Nerd. You talk like a computer."
"Feed Me BiLL."
"Fine."
"FEED ME THE PERFECT MEAL OR I WILL DESTROY OPEN YOUR FACE"
"Oh no! Fine."

So Bill sat down to think. What could be the best meal. The most satisfying, delicious meal in the world...
Suddenly a man ran across the street yelling "DONKEY MAN".

Bill was distracted.
"Fork! I lost my train of though."

So Bill sat down to think. What could be the best meal. The most satisfying, delicious meal in the world... then it hit him like a ton of feathers!







[size=14] EGGY TOAST[/size]


" I shall make an Eggy Toast and feed my stomach so it wont destroy me open!"

And so the adventure began.




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NimNim
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the rake has been slain
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symbols say it all.
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TheEYE
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Just say "no" man..... just say "no"!!!!! :bfoot:
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mystical-mongoose
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Eggy Toast
TheEYE
Jul 30 2007, 10:39 PM
Just say "no" man..... just say "no"!!!!! :bfoot:

The Eye you make a similiar comment in just about every story thread I've ever made. It's a tradition now. :D


Here look

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Tying into the 'ol recreational drugs again are we Goose?  :P
:lol:


:lol:
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yex
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I <3 it, MM. ^_^
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mystical-mongoose
Jul 30 2007, 09:48 PM
The Eye you make a similiar comment in just about every story thread I've ever made. It's a tradition now. :D


Here look

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Tying into the 'ol recreational drugs again are we Goose?  :P
:lol:


:lol:

:lol:
Im sorry Mongoose.... dont take it personally man!
You have a style of writing that I just dont get, I really dont. That doesnt make it any less artistic however, and there are those that do enjoy your wild ramblings.
It just seems to me that (for me) in order to come up with what you write, one would have to be on some good drugs man! :lol:
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Markham Carroll
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How about you have one of those programs read it out to you and then tell us how your story tastes.
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Chapter Two: Lizards Make Mediocre Music
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And so Bill walked home, his stomach still talking to him.
"So," said the stomach, "Do you think we could stop at a record store before we go home?"
"What? Why?" asked Bill.
"I want to pick up an album"
"I don't have any money."
"I'll pay"
"Stomach's can't--AHGJ"

Suddenly a dollar bill came up from Bill's mouth.

"Oh." said Bill.
"Yep." laughed the stomach, "So can we stop?"
"Yeah, I geuss."
"Cool."
"Shut up"
"What's your problem."
"Nothing. Look , were at the record store. What record do you want?"
"'The Scale's new album"
"Is it "The Scale" or the "The Scales" ?"
" It's "The Scales"
"Okay."
"The band is made entirely of lizards."
"Oh were not buying that!" said Bill.

He turned around and began to walk home.
"WTH NOOB?"
"Lizards make mediocre music. And stop talking in acronyms. Hipocrit."
"I think you spelled that wrong"
"What??"
"Nevermind."
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mystical-mongoose
Aug 1 2007, 03:24 PM
He turned around and began to walk home.
"WTH NOOB?"
"Lizards make mediocre music. And stop talking in acronyms. Hipocrit."
"I think you spelled that wrong"
"What??"
"Nevermind."

Okay that part was awesome..
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DarknessKey
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WAHAHA! Easily the most random thing i've ever seen since a comment on Oblivion Source. But that comment wasn't even funny.

OMG!! Did he just get a dollar from his stomach?? That must've been reeeaal wet. With the corrosive stuff in there.

I just have to ruin this... Why doesn't it bubble when the stomach speaks instead of words? It would've been more fun if he had eaten recently and and the stomach had to make all that food become brownies =) Well bye bye for now....
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Suki
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I think its awsome especially on how random it is, it just made my day
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Woo
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I always love a good mongoose story. remindes me of conversations I have with my friends. ^_^ (not kidding, this is just the sort of stuff we talk about. :P)
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LAWL!! I really like it! You sure are an artist!! ^-^. I ish your fan now! >:3
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