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Random stuff.; The text over describes what it is.
Topic Started: Aug 9 2007, 11:15 AM (350 Views)
DarknessKey
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A distant bang of a grenade was hear. It came closer, closer and closer.

Then everything was black.

I stared at the giant frag grenade cloud that had just eaten my friend.

It made me cry a tear of pure, crunchy,bright, iron.

I turned around to see my friend there. Then a gas cloud game and took him.

I was just to walk away when i stepped on a thing. Like in a comic book I thought it would hit my face. I stared down, to see my foot, impaled by a beaver.

I screamed so loud the beaver became deaf. But it had no ears, so it was already deaf.

Atleast it ran away. Again that gascloud came. I pulled a nailclipper out of nowhere.
I aimed at the cloud, and shot, suddenly my grandmothers teeth fell out of the nailclipper. I grabbed them, they began to yell all kinds of stuff, so I threw them, in the local banana house.

The I ran way, because a big mutated riddle was going against me. It was closing in on me. 6 feet, 5 feet, 3 feet. Then I swallowed it with a large glass of non existant water.

Then I ate my way across the bloody floor, leaving a trail of white squishy squids.
Suddenly I pulled a guitar out of my fingertop and played "Lollipop" by Ben Kweller.
The Audience of Air clapped in hands while I sang in a false screaming voice:

LOllipOP Looolliipooop oH lOlLi LOLLIpop.

Utter silence. The guitar was gone and I had a apple in my mouth, in the size of a watermelon. I told it to get out of my mouth and it did. Then I noticed it had eyes. I kicked in in a wall, the watermelon said "SPLASHIEE" just before hitting the wall.

Then I realized, I was dead. It was a dream. And I was dead.
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Samuel
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BUMP! FOR GREAT! JUSTICE!!!!!!&#
Very interesting. Mongoose has the random crap covered, though. And BTW. *hands darkness the brand new TheEye-Poker 3000.*
Trust me. You're gonna need it. :P
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DarknessKey
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Hahaha TheEye poker 3000? HAHAHA :lol:. Then I can poke the eyes out of my friends and then we'll all have a glass of eyeball juice :lol:

2:nd part coming up!!
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NimNim
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reminds me of mystical mongoose, and I think samuel means or power hungry admin/critic, poke him woth the poker if he criticizes your work!lol!

but anyway, good story, very mm style.
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TheEYE
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Power hungry? <_<

Now if I was power hungry, Id use my powers and remove those who vocally opposed me in my quest for ultimate control.......
:P
:lol:

As for being a critic..... What can I say, I call 'em as I see 'em. ;)
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Malakym
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Aug 10 2007, 11:42 PM
Power hungry? <_<

Now if I was power hungry, Id use my powers and remove those who vocally opposed me in my quest for ultimate control.......
:P
:lol:

As for being a critic..... What can I say, I call 'em as I see 'em. ;)

I wonder if they all forgot that you can read all their posts :lol:
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DarknessKey
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I saw a giant eye. Then one of the squishy squids had a jetpack and landed on it.
So I screamed, it echoed. Suddenly the eye bursted into a trail of frogs without legs or eyes. I took one with me and I was beginning to call it Freddie. Freddie made a sound without his mouth. Then I stepped on a cat and fell down a cliff.

I saw the spikes of death down below. Suddenly I saw many twigs hanging in the mountain, next to me. That will say. 6 kilometers. So I grabbed a airship and hoped to not get a pidgeon in my butt. I heard a squawk like sound. Then I realised a pidgeon was in my spine. I thought "Crap. <_< " and began to fly away from the airship. Then suddenly a Weapon of Mass Destruction was attached to my butt. It exploded.

I woke up on a creepy island with creepy nature, creepy inhabitants, creepy creeps and creepy birds. But the sheep look really nice. All black and fluffy with fangs and razor sharp claws. So I patted one. Then Freddie became jealous and rolled out of my hand and down in a hole filled with water. I saw bubbles go up. Then a frog. It was dead.

I left the island with no food, no water and no air. I was doing fine. 3 days after I left, my hair had grown to be 600 feet long. So I got a cat in my little boat that was teleported there by a thing, to lick it. 5 hours later my hair was gone and I was bald. The cat was so fat it broke the boat in half. I just thought "A half will do." And it did.

I reached a large port full of samurais. They stared nicely at me with smiles.
I bought a katana and began cutting people down with a wooden stick, it was directly imported from the sahara deserts forests. Then when everyone was dead, I sat down and ate fried books with ketchup. When I was done, I found a small coin on the ground. It screamed to me "PUT ME DOWN!!". I screamed back "YOU'RE MY VIDEO GAME! NOT A COIN!".

So I played with it, screaming "I CAN BEAT A ZERO LEVELED POKÉMON!!".
I was beat down by a walrus and mugged by a package of hotdogs. I cried

"THE END OF PART 2!"
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Samuel
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mugged by a package of hot dogs...what cruel fate. WTB part 3.
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DarknessKey
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I was in a nice place. Then I woke up, I realized I had slept for 45,000 years. I looked around and saw elves and orcs. So I grabbed my wooden stick and unleashed the crap (god) itself on them.

Then I went to sleep and never woke up....

(End of Series probably... :( )
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