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random street violence
Topic Started: Oct 30 2007, 10:30 AM (1,231 Views)
sgtjameso
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I was walking up to my gilfriends house when all of a sudden i heard shouting across the street i looked over to see the 2 biggest bloke i have ever seen 1 was a charv and 1 was a goth apparently from what i gathered the charv started on the goth cause of his long black hair so he threw the first punch his face was brimming with confidence until the impact the goths head moved about an inch side ways my jaw dropped open in astonishment that punch could of broke my jaw 5 times over but it was like a fly running into a wall when it hit the goth the charvs face deminished into nothingness i think he was thinking "awww shi*" in a last desprate attempt he swung again the same thing happened the next thing i knew the goth had grabbed the charv by his ears and nutted him in the face with the force of a train i mean i swear the charvs nose just exploded while the charv was running away holding his nose together the goth turned round and looked at me smiled and walked off i walked the other way away from the goth cause he scared the ever loving crap out of me i mean thats not natural to tke punches like that
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Kirre
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Aw.. stuff like that is so sick :worry:

Just 2 days ago 2 of my friends got beaten up AT THE SAME NIGHT..
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StickyWicky
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Lol, it's Chav no Charv ;) :lol:

Awww, I hate chavs. Goths are okay, they don't have an attitude that seems to mock me for my long(ish) hair all the time and shout *mosher scum* at me every 5 minutes. In fact goths have a certain respect for moshers at our school and we get along quite nicely, even if there is only 3 :worry:
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Turnip05
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I think you've just made my day with that story. I can just imagine the charvs face when his punch did nothing - utterly hilarious :lol:

The lack of fullstops and no capital letters scares me, but then I'm a bit of a punctuation fiend.

StickyWicky : Chav and Charv are the same thing, it's simply pronounced differently in different places so the spelling is changed ;)
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sgtjameso
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Turnip05 Posted on Oct 30 2007, 06:03 PM The lack of fullstops and no capital letters scares me


in my world punctuation doesnt exist so i dont use it. To put it in simple terms im lazy so i dont bother and when i do try to use it, its always incorrect
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Halowood
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sgtjameso
Oct 30 2007, 11:30 AM
I was walking up to my gilfriends house when all of a sudden i heard shouting across the street i looked over to see the 2 biggest bloke i have ever seen 1 was a charv and 1 was a goth apparently from what i gathered the charv started on the goth cause of his long black hair so he threw the first punch his face was brimming with confidence until the impact the goths head moved about an inch side ways my jaw dropped open in astonishment that punch could of broke my jaw 5 times over but it was like a fly running into a wall when it hit the goth the charvs face deminished into nothingness i think he was thinking "awww shi*" in a last desprate attempt he swung again the same thing happened the next thing i knew the goth had grabbed the charv by his ears and nutted him in the face with the force of a train i mean i swear the charvs nose just exploded while the charv was running away holding his nose together the goth turned round and looked at me smiled and walked off i walked the other way away from the goth cause he scared the ever loving crap out of me i mean thats not natural to tke punches like that

When I read this I went "God damnit I missed da best shit ever."
How can a thread like this die?
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TheEYE
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Please dont resurrect long dead threads Halowood.
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sgtjameso
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I'm back after month upon months of busy college work and attempting suicide cause of the stress (joking) im back lol
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