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Lucifer May 25 2008, 08:55 PM
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 > WHO IS JACK SCHITT?
>
> For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
>
> We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
> Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in
> an intellectual way.
>
> Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
> magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They
> had one son, Jack.
>
> In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
> produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
> Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Di p Schitt.
>
> Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt marriedDumb Schitt, a
> high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
> divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids
> were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was
> then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
>
> Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son
> with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the
> other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable
> throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in
> a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced
> the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg,
> Byrd, and Horse.
>
> Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He
> recently returned from Italy wit h his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
>
> Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,'
> you can correct them.

I got this in an E-mail from Jesabell
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