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The Man With The Tiny Head; (RATED R FOR SEXUAL HUMOUR)
Topic Started: Sep 5 2008, 03:45 PM (37 Views)
Mythos	Sep 5 2008, 03:45 PM Post #1
Advanced Member Posts: 169 Group: Emissaries Member #208 Joined: June 4, 2008	A man walks into a bar, and he has a head the size of an orange. He walks over to the bar and asks for a drink. "Okay, it's on the house, but only if you tell me how you got such a small head," and the man replies, "Well, one day I was walking down the street and a genie pops out of the bush. A girl genie. She says I can have one wish, and I ask her if she'll have sex with me, but she says no because her body trails away into a wispy smoke thing. So, I asked her 'Could you give me a little head then'"? The man walked away with his beer, smiling like the smug git he was.
Anzo	Sep 5 2008, 04:48 PM Post #2
Angelic Vampire Posts: 255 Group: Multi-Species Representatives Member #146 Joined: October 8, 2007	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! thats funny
	Sleep, For in dreams we can soar over the highest mountains and swim in the deepest oceans. We shall not be persicuted or feared. In dreams the world becomes our own to manipulate any way you want.
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