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| You Dont Know Jack Shiit!; a kinda R rated post for language use | |
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| Topic Started: May 25 2008, 08:55 PM (100 Views) | |
| Lucifer | May 25 2008, 08:55 PM Post #1 |
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> WHO IS JACK SCHITT? > > For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? > > We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack > Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in > an intellectual way. > > Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer > magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They > had one son, Jack. > > In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple > produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull > Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Di p Schitt. > > Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt marriedDumb Schitt, a > high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt > divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids > were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was > then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. > > Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son > with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the > other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable > throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in > a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced > the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, > Byrd, and Horse. > > Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He > recently returned from Italy wit h his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. > > Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' > you can correct them. I got this in an E-mail from Jesabell |
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| Mythos | Jun 7 2008, 02:19 PM Post #2 |
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*Points at Luicifer* You. Get. An. Epic. Win. From. Me. |
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| ~Silver~ | Jul 17 2009, 10:53 AM Post #3 |
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Haven't heard that one yet. I know this is an old post but I have to give kudos to you Lucifer, even if you did get it from someone else... I laughed for about five minutes straight, thanks you made my day that much better. (Applause) 
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