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You Dont Know Jack Shiit!; a kinda R rated post for language use
Topic Started: May 25 2008, 08:55 PM (103 Views)
Lucifer	May 25 2008, 08:55 PM Post #1
Prince of Darkness Posts: 680 Group: Secondary Characters Member #81 Joined: March 1, 2007	> WHO IS JACK SCHITT? > > For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? > > We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack > Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in > an intellectual way. > > Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer > magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They > had one son, Jack. > > In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple > produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull > Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Di p Schitt. > > Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt marriedDumb Schitt, a > high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt > divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids > were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was > then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. > > Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son > with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the > other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable > throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in > a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced > the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, > Byrd, and Horse. > > Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He > recently returned from Italy wit h his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. > > Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' > you can correct them. I got this in an E-mail from Jesabell
	Be who you want Love who you will Do what you please. Arakho: Luci's lame. Lucifer: Well, you're dead. Arakho: DON'T JUDGE ME!
Mythos	Jun 7 2008, 02:19 PM Post #2
Advanced Member Posts: 169 Group: Emissaries Member #208 Joined: June 4, 2008	*Points at Luicifer* You. Get. An. Epic. Win. From. Me.
~Silver~	Jul 17 2009, 10:53 AM Post #3
Member Posts: 55 Group: Members Member #288 Joined: July 12, 2009	Haven't heard that one yet. I know this is an old post but I have to give kudos to you Lucifer, even if you did get it from someone else... I laughed for about five minutes straight, thanks you made my day that much better. (Applause)
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