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Promqueen and Pokegirl: A Love Story...; <3
Topic Started: Jan 10 2011, 06:18 PM (1,507 Views)
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Far, far away by the seaside, was a town named Bubbly. Bubbly was full of different kinds of people all mingling and existing happily together.
However, one Bubbly citizen was not happy. In fact, you could've gone so far as to say he was rather unhappy. He was lovesick. This sad little soul was named Promy, but everyone affectionately called PromQueen. PromQueen ran the local bagel shop.
PromQueen sighed heavily and punched a hole in a round bit of dough, to create a bagel shape. He used a special tool for this known as "his penis". He then placed this bagel on the tray with the others and placed them in the oven.
While placing the uncooked bagels in the oven, PromQueen heard the shop door open, as he had one of those annoying bells above the door.
PromQueen turned and saw one of the most beautiful sights he had ever behold...Er, beheld? Beholded. No, beheld sounds right.
The sight that PromQueen was currently beholding was that of Pokegirl. The towns local milk maiden, who milked Milktanks. She was very good at making a firm up and down motion on their udders.
PromQueen swallowed hard. She was beautiful.
"Um...Do you have any bagels here?" Said Pokegirl, who had clearly ignored the 20ft neon sign outside that said "We have bagels here!"
"Why, um, ye- well... what I mean is...Uh...Yes" Said PromQueen blushing like a little girl. He had had a crush on this girl of a poke persuasion since he had first lay eyes on her, many weeks ago, when he first started stalking her.
"I've always wondered" said Pokegirl wandering over to the glass case which contained the bagels PromQueen had so lovingly baked. "How do you get the hole in the middle?"
"Oh, well" Said PromQueen meekly "I have a, uh...special tool for that."
"Wow, that's cool. Is it ok if I buy 2 of those, please?" Said Poke pointing to a group of bagels that had a load of sunflower seeds and other random shit on them.
"Certainly!" PromQueen made haste and put the bagels in little paper bag and handed them to his lovely costumer.
"What do I owe you?" Asked Poke
"A blowjob"
"Pardon?"
"What? NO!! I mean, nothing! Nothing and all! Free of charge, for new costumers!!" PromQueen said smiling widely.
"Wow, thank you. Well, I guess I'd better...you know, go. Thanks again."
"Yes, bye...NO WAIT! I mean, uh, would you like to maybe...I dunno, eat bagels with me some time?" Asked PromQueen hopefully.
"Well, uh...sure, I'm not doing anything, we could...Eat bagels now if you'd like." Said Poke.
"YES, FUCKING SCORE!! I mean, uh, yes, I'd like that."
PromQueen led Pokegirl over to his dining area where he dined exclusively on bagels. And together they ate and made small talk. Such as how they center area of the bagels tasted rather funny.
"Well" Said Pokegirl wiping her mouth with a bagel-shaped napkin. "I'd better go, it's getting late. This was nice, thanks."
"Wait!!" Said PromQueen getting of his chair and rushing over. "Please, don't go...I...I...I love you".
"You...I'm sorry, but you...I never" stuttered Pokegirl who was rather taken aback.
PromQueen used this opportunity to plant a tender kiss upon her lips. His breath smelled like bagels. He then proceeded to move his hand, slowly up her skirt.
"My, that's quite the lazerblade you have there"
"Why don't I show you my special tool?"

And then they made little bagel pokemon babies together...While Rock_for_Ever was filming it through the windows so he could put it on Redtube.

PromQueen later fled the town so he didn't have to pay child support.

- The End -



Edited by Row Row Fight The Powah, Jan 11 2011, 09:52 AM.
 
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PromQueen later fled the town so he didn't have to pay child support.

LOL. :P
 
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lol wow :XD: little Bagel Pokemon babies XD
 
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Oh gawd. :sure:
 
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PromehBoi
Jan 10 2011, 09:26 PM
Oh gawd. :sure:

The typical reaction of a delinquent parent being forced to face his crimes. -_-
 
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Ahah, if I ever commit a crime like that I'd fess up fo' sho. ^_^

But I'm just shocked by Rock's courage to write up such a "love story".

Rock, :talk2hand:
 
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MetalMadness
Jan 11 2011, 04:32 AM
lol well i found it better than the stupid shit that everyone else here has posted before so i wont kill you
Thanks, man. I appreciate it.

-brofist-
 
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PromehBoi
Jan 10 2011, 10:13 PM


But I'm just shocked by Rock's courage to write up such a "love story".

How are thee shocked of this?

You knew it would come here after sometime... Yet you are shocked :XD:

It was rather obvious that it was coming soon from all the comments in the chat ;D It was only a mather of time after all :P
 
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LMAO literally lol'd for real when I read this.
 
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Lady A
Jan 12 2011, 02:17 PM
LMAO literally lol'd for real when I read this.
If only you read it on cam. Then we could see you smile. :C
 
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True PokeGirl, people always thought we had something going on.

Some people misunderstand the difference between FRIENDSHIP and ROMANCE.

*cough*Rock*cough* :fist:
 
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PromehBoi
Jan 12 2011, 04:28 PM
True PokeGirl, people always thought we had something going on.

Some people misunderstand the difference between FRIENDSHIP and ROMANCE.

*cough*Rock*cough* :fist:
You want to get inside Poke's panties. Admit this and move on in your life. :)
 
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Lmao Rock. :tongue:
 
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