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Chat - Sunday, August 16, 2009; A beautiful day in Pa.
Topic Started: Aug 16 2009, 05:07 AM (1,103 Views)
Jillers
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LeicaEagle,Aug 16 2009
02:07 PM
Ok you made me do it here are some swen and ole jokes:

GROANER ALERT!!

Ole on the freeway
Ole and Lena were so excited to get a new cellular phone. Ole was to call when he was on his way home from town. Ole called Lena when he entered the freeway. "Lena put supper on, I'm on my way home."

Lena says, "Be careful because I hear some nut is driving the wrong way on the freeway."

"It's worse than that Lena, where I'm at there are a hundred cars going the wrong way!"

Scandinavians are notoriously cheap.  Mom claims it was the vikings who taught The Scots the fine art of frugality so...

Ole goes out one day to use the outhouse, and he finds Sven there. Sven has his wallet out, and he's throwing money down into the hole of the outhouse. Ole asks, "Uff da! Sven, watcha doin' there, fella? You're throwing the five dollar bill and the ten dollar bill down into the hole of the outhouse! Whatcha doin' that for?"
Sven answers, "Well, when I pulled up my trousers I dropped a nickel down there—and I'm not going down into that mess for yust a nickel!"

A Norwegian and a canoe
Lars asked Ole, "Do ya know da difference between a Norvegian and a canoe?"

"No, I don't," said Ole.

"A canoe will sometimes tip," explained Lars.

UFF DA!!! :P

rofl George-I share these jokes with a little old man at church who heads up the "Keenagers" group that meets once a month. He usually reads a Sven & Ole joke at some point during the meeting!
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Carlea, enjoyed your Grand Canyon pictures and Sedona... such a beautiful place and so glad you got to go with your family...thanks for sharing!! :clk: <3
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