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I hate you Feebas.
Topic Started: Sep 30 2007, 03:18 PM (220 Views)
Awful_Waffle
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My addiction to the latest iteration of the Pokémon franchise is NO U secret. After all, I woke up this morning at a vaguely reasonable hour intent upon spending time in line with unwashed children, their even more unwashed parents and teens who I'm almost positive have only heard the term 'wash' in fairy tales and on the backs of well-written Bazooka Joe gum wrappers.

As much as I love the game, certain aspects of it completely frustrate me. For instance, the life-cycle of the Feebas -- or as the Native Americans called it 'Butter Face Fish'. This fish, unlike most Pokémon, has an evolution entirely dependent on how pretty it is. While your average Charmander or Bulbasaur can evolve into a more powerful creature as it gains experience -- the virtual equivalent of aging -- the life-cycle of the Feebas is tantamount to a caterpillar that can only become a deadly moth once it has covered itself in rouge and lead-based cosmetics.

I realize that decrying the lack of realism in a video game about capturing monsters, stuffing them in balls and somehow learning life lessons from the entire experience is sort of silly, but my weekly soapbox consist of at least 15% silly. The other 85% is a hearty stew of lies, half-truths and boiled potatoes the likes of which would make an Irishman cry.

In closing, I hate you Feebas. I hate you and all of your unattractive aquatic friends!



100% agreed. Damn Feebas.


P.S. The main purpose of this post was to revive the flame board.

"I never asked for this."

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Corrupt Canuck
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<<snuggly bunny>> YOU FEEBAS!

I hate you, even though you are an intangible creature created by some japanese guy being paid minimum wage
Mah Lazor. Im Chargin It

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What's a Feeba?
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NINJA ATTACK!
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Awful_Waffle
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Feebas is the fish pictured above. Damn thing doesn't evolve until it's sexy.

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Feeba?
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Rcraft1
Sep 30 2007, 11:43 PM
What's a Feeba?

lol n00b.

"I never asked for this."

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Kinda late there.

Just because I never play Pokemon..
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I didn't notice until Beta said it Poke-n00b. :betadadmunchkin: :betadadmunchkin: :betadadmunchkin: :betadadmunchkin:

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I have NO U idea what is the discussion at hand.

Do the monkey.
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How does a fish become sexy??????
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you have to drink it pretty
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