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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 17 2005, 06:28 PM (222 Views) | |
| Mad Dog | Oct 17 2005, 06:28 PM Post #1 |
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ho ho who the hell are you?
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Fake Diesel and Razor vs. Outback Jack Al Wilson vs. Akeem Black Scorpion vs. Cheex Battlekat vs. Todd Pettengill Please just post your votes. Hosts are Vince McMahon, Jim Ross and Brutus Beefcake McMahon: Welcome fans to the first annual Tournament of Crap. Since I thought up most of these awful ideas God is punishing me horribly. My co-hosts for this are Jim Ross and Brutus Beefcake. (Beefcake can be heard making snorting noises.) Ross: Well to start off the event we'll have an Olympic style torch lighting. We've had various wrestlers running through the country and they'll also be lighting torches in the other regions. (Zach Gowen runs into the arena with the Wrestlecrap torch. Unfortunately for him some stray embers catch his fake on fire. It lights up like a dried at Christmas tree and security scrambles to put him out. Dusty Rhodes enters the scene but he seems more interested in eating Gowen than putting him out.) Ross: The American Dream could use some of my BBQ sauce right now. McMahon: Well an interesting start to the evening. Any thoughts Brutus. Beefcake: This is some grade A shit you scored for me Vince. McMahon: Actually it's anthrax you boil on the ass of society. Beefcake: ................ McMahon: We'll catch you later in the AWA Region of the tournament. |
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| Mad Dog | Oct 17 2005, 06:30 PM Post #2 |
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ho ho who the hell are you?
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Fake Diesel and Razor Akeem Black Scorpion Todd Pettengill |
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| Scrooge McSuck | Oct 17 2005, 06:31 PM Post #3 |
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I'll get you next time, toilet!
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Fake Diesel and Razor vs. Outback Jack Al Wilson vs. Akeem Black Scorpion vs. Cheex Battlekat vs. Todd Pettengill |
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| SamoaRowe | Oct 17 2005, 08:13 PM Post #4 |
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dWb Superstar
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Fake Diesel and Razor vs. Outback Jack Al Wilson vs. Akeem Black Scorpion vs. Cheex Battlekat vs. Todd Pettengill |
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| Scrooge McSuck | Oct 17 2005, 08:16 PM Post #5 |
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I'll get you next time, toilet!
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You honestly fucking think a fat black guy is worse than the Black Scorpion?!!?!?!?! What the fuck is wrong with you?! Cheex: - Fat - Black - Appeared once for less than 180 seconds Black Scorpion: - Put on 4th grade magic shows - Made Sting the Giant Idiot World Champion look like a giant idiot - Was carried on for 5 months with no end in site until a few weeks before Starrcade '90 - Had the worst and most pointles blowoff ever (...RIC FLAIR?!?) - the Voice Box lead to the Shockmaster - Ole Anderson was fired because of it |
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