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NWA: Central States Wrestling; Making the old school new again.
Topic Started: Apr 19 2006, 02:35 PM (6,514 Views)
Real F'n Show
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Fun show. I'm liking the Joe/'Taker stuff a lot, looking forward to where you're going with it.
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NWA Central States Wrestling presents....
CSW Cyclone Saturday Night


July 29, 2006
Announcers: Joey Styles & Tazz
Kansas City, MO


A video package opens the show, featuring what seemed to be a Gang Warfare atmosphere last week on Cyclone. The Full Blooded Italians debut and beatdown on Charlie Haas is shown. We then see Alex Shelley getting his knee slammed into the backstage door by Degeneration X. The package closes with images of Monster C & Mr. Brown bloodying Brock Lesnar, only to have Lesnar snatch the mask off of C’s head, and wipe it on his own bloody face. Joey Styles opens the show:

Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Cyclone, and what a show we have for you tonight. A stacked card from top to bottom. Listen to this lineup. In the Cyclone Spotlight, it will be new spotlight holder Austin Aries going one on one with Low Ki! Petey Williams will take on Super Crazy, the tag team partner of the man he will face tomorrow night at Insurgency. Then, we have Samoa Joe going one on one with the newest addition to CSW, The Undertaker! Undertaker said that if Joe lasts 3 minutes in the ring with him tonight, he’ll get a one on one match at Insurgency. And finally, our HUGE Main Event. Triple H defends his CSW Championship against Alex Shelley, and both DX and Generation Next have been banned from ringside by President Bret Hart. Insurgency is tomorrow, but Cyclone is NOW!


Cyclone Spotlight: Austin Aries v Low Ki
Aries walks to the ring first, looking very focused. He grabs a microphone from ringside:

Aries: Kansas City! (cheers) We’re one day away from Insurgency. (cheers). I’m in the Cyclone Spotlight. (cheers). And I promise you, that during Cyclone tonight, you’re gonna find out who the 4th man is on our team that is gonna help us kick Degeneration X’s asses tomorrow night! (huge cheers).

Aries drops the mic as Low Ki makes his way down to the ring. Ki slides in and quickly goes on the attack. Another great wrestling match opens up Cyclone, with back and forth action throughout. Aries hits a swinging elbow drop, and follows up with a jumping knee for a near fall. Low Ki remains in control of the match with hard kicks, and quick movements. Low Ki goes for the Ki-Krusher, but Aries drops behind him, and cinches him up for a brainbuster. 1...2..No! Low Ki kicks out. The hot back and forth match continues, until X-pac comes walking down the aisle yet again. Aries notices him, but also noticed Roderick Strong trailing him yet again. Strong again takes care of X-pac, as Aries whips Low Ki to the corner. The Finish: Aries sets Ki on the top rope, and yells out for a brainbuster from the top! As he climbs up to him, he is suddenly distracted as now Billy Gunn has made his way out. He blindsides Strong, who is still fighting with X-pac, and the two degenerates plant him with a double spinebuster in the aisle. The momentary distraction allows Ki to hit a hard palm strike to the face of Aries, who falls backwards, caught in the tree of woe. Ki steps down hard on Aries’ knee, forcing him up into a seated position. Ki jumps off, with huge elevation, and comes down with the Ghetto Stomp right to Aries’ face. He covers. 1...2...3! The spotlight changes hands again!

Low Ki defeats Austin Aries by pinfall in 13:01. (78/79/95)
Post-Match: DX walks to the back, looking at the two fallen members of Degeneration X around ringside. Low Ki grabs the still unconscious Aries by the hair and lifts his face towards the camera in the ring. ”Jimmy Yang. Tomorrow...this is you”. With that, Ki throws Aries down and walks away from ringside, stepping over Strong in the aisle on his way.

Styles: Another amazing matchup opens the Cyclone Spotlight, and Low Ki has officially snapped that losing streak with a bang. He faces Jimmy Yang tomorrow night. But how about the chaotic nature we’ve already seen. One match, and 3 members of tomorrow night’s Main Event fighting around ringside? Wait, we’re being told a camera is following Low Ki to the back for some kind of disturbance...


Backstage Segment: Checking the Itinerary
A cameraman follows Low Ki down the last steps of the Gorilla Position, where we see Triple H, Road Dogg, Billy Gunn, and X-pac huddled around a sign on the wall. Triple H looks up as Ki passes by.

Triple H: Hey, buddy. Nice work out there. Only next time, don’t be afraid to go ahead and stomp his face one more time after the match, okay.

Road Dogg laughs in approval and holds his hand up for a high five. Ki just stares at it, and walks away.

Road Dogg: Well who pooed in his applesauce?

Triple H grimaces at the disrespect of Ki, but turns his attention back to the wall, motioning the other members of DX to look.

Triple H: Okay, here is the lineup for tonight. We already had Aries luck out against that crazy fighting monkey, and let’s see....

As Triple H talks, the camera zooms in on the lineup:

AUSTIN ARIES v LOW KI

FULL BLOODED ITALIANS INTERVIEW

SEAN O’HAIRE v RODERICK STRONG

Triple H: Well boys, it looks like it just might be our lucky day. Now where is that big sonofabitch at?

X-pac motions down the hallway, where we see Sean O’Haire and Mark Jindrak, the CSW Tag Team Champions standing in a corner talking. O’Haire is warming up, stretching his legs. DX walks towards them as the camera crew follows. The Outlaws slide out of their usually joking demeanor as they see the Tag Titles lying on a chair next to the Thrillers.

Triple H: The Natural Born Thrillers.

Jindrak: Degeneration X

Triple H: Well good, now that we got the pleasantries out of the way, let’s talk business.

O’Haire: Triple H, if there is one thing I’ve learned about you in my career, it’s that you’re in business for one person, and one person only: Triple H

Triple H smiles, knowing the truth behind the statement, but shakes it off.

Triple H: Ehh, Sean Sean Sean. You’re wise beyond your years, you know that? But actually this time around I was kind of thinking of a ‘We scratch your back, you scratch ours’ kind of thing.

O’Haire: Well, my back doesn’t exactly itch, although my shoulder gets tired sometimes from carrying around this 15 pounds of gold.

O’Haire picks up his title as Road Dogg shoots a glance towards Billy Gunn. Triple H plays mediator.

Triple H: Okay boys, enough. Listen, you have a match out there tonight with Roderick Strong. Basically, I just wanted to talk a little strategy with you, that’s all.

O’Haire: Okaaay, but I can beat Roderick Strong on my own. I’m still waiting for the ‘you scratching my back’ part of the equation.

Triple H: Listen, I know you can beat Strong on your own. Look at you, it’s just that I was thinking...(inaudible).

Triple H shoots a look towards the camera crew, and huddles up with Gunn, Dogg, X-pac, Jindrak, and O’Haire, whispering for a few seconds, before Road Dogg pokes his head out of the huddle.

Road Dogg: What? But we have a match tomorr –

Triple H: Hey! It’s all about the big picture, remember?

Road Dogg calms down and calms himself, as O’Haire and Jindrak look at each other and smile.

O’Haire: You’ve got a deal, let’s go.

Triple H: Of course I do. Now here’s what I was thinking...

With that, Triple H and O’Haire walk down the hallway, leaving an awkward moment between Jindrak, X-pac, Road Dogg, and Gunn. They all look around, and quickly follow the two down the hallway, listening in.


In-Ring Segment: Hot Blooded
The newest tag team in CSW, the Full Blooded Italians make their way out to the ring with their manager, Joel Gertner. Little Guido and Tony Mamaluke slide into the ring and shadow box for a minute with each other, until Gertner calms them and hushes them.

Gertner: (clearing his throat). Hello, Kansas City. I’ve always loved KC, mainly for its beautiful public school system. I keep getting older, but they always stay the same age. Yes, it is I. Joel, ‘I’ll try not to make a mess, even though I deliver more package than U.P.S.’......Gertner. And I’m here once again to present to you the team that just last week made it’s earth vibrating debut here in CSW. The team that will revolutionize, re-energize, and re-penalize the tag team world: First, standing to my right, weighing in a massive, ripped, chiseled, buff, towering, powering, and deflowering 385 pounds, I give you Little Gui---

Gertner is cut off by some music before he can proceed with his introduction. It’s Charlie Haas, and he has a microphone.

Haas: Gertner, your shtick was lame 10 years ago when you were doing it, and I promise you no one here is impressed now either. I’m here for one reason. I’ve proven in CSW that no one puts a beatdown on me without getting some sort of payback for it, and the FBI won’t be any different.

Gertner: Really Charlie, is that so? Cause once again you seem to have a problem with numbers. I have two of the biggest baddest athletes in the world standing next to me, and I look down there and see a FORMER tag team superstar. You can’t even keep a partner. Shelton Benjamin left you for single’s “glory”, I think you used to team with Hardcore Holly, who is in some hospital bed now. Charlie, you’re like the kiss of death. Hell, your own brother even kicked the bucket on you because he was so tired of carrying all your baggage!

Before Gertner can even finish, Haas has thrown down the mic and yelled out “you sonofabitch” and is headed into the ring. Gertner retreats out the other side, and Haas slides in to an immediately double team from the FBI. They beat him down quickly, and Mamaluke holds him in place as Guido goes up top for the Sicilian Slice. The crowd explodes! It’s Shelton Benjamin!! He rushes down to the ring, and jumps onto the apron, shoving Guido off and to the outside, where he nails the railing. He jumps over the top rope and unloads on Mamaluke before giving him a belly to belly suplex over the top to the outside. He grabs the microphone that Gertner left behind as the FBI retreat up the ramp:

Benjamin: FBI! Nobody treat my boy like this. You think you know what family is about cause you try to run around acting like the Mob? No, this is family...

Benjamin reaches down and extends his hand to Haas. Haas takes it, and is pulled to his feet.

Benjamin: Hell, this is the world’s GREATEST family, and you just became the first victims in our comeback, tomorrow night, at Insurgency!

(71)


Sean O’Haire v Roderick Strong
Roderick Strong makes his way out to the ring first, carefully inspecting his surroundings. O’Haire is out next, with his Tag Team Partner Mark Jindrak along with him. The referee quickly sends Jindrak to the back, not wanting to see any shenanigans in this match. The match is underway and is a physical match, featuring a great meshing of two different styles. O’Haire uses his power to try to control the match, while Strong continues to chop away at the chest of O’Haire until it is beat red. Strong tries his array of backbreakers, but O’Haire is a big dude, and constantly powers out. Strong locks in a backbreaker for a long heat segment in the middle, but O’Haire reaches the ropes. Almost like clockwork, at the 10 minute mark, the crowd rises to its feet. Billy Gunn, Road Dogg, and X-pac all come sauntering down the aisle towards the ring. The Finish: The referee immediately notices them and is ordering them to the back. O’Haire grabs hold of the ref, and seems to be pleading the same case, for DX to be ejected from ringside. The crowd hits another level, as Triple H comes through the crowd and into the ring behind Strong. He spins him around, nails the Pedigree, and bails out the same way he came in. DX calmly turns and leaves and the ref is perplexed as he turns and counts the 3 for O’Haire.

Sean O’Haire defeats Roderick Strong by pinfall in 10:45. (72/70/90)
Post-Match: O’Haire smiles in the ring as the plan comes to fruition. He walks out with his head high, having picking up the victory. Strong comes too, and doesn’t look happy. He walks with a purpose to the locker room.

Tazz: I think DX thinks they are running the show tonight, cause it sure feels like the inmates are running the Asylum tonight Joey. Pure chaos, bodies all over the place, and no semblance of order. What a night it has been so far!


Petey Williams w/Trish Stratus v Super Crazy
Petey and Super Crazy go right at it, in another great match on Cyclone. Petey focuses in the match on using, or attempting alot of Psicosis offense. It seems as though he has definitely been doing his homework. Around the 7 minute mark, Petey hits a russian legsweep off of the middle rope for a very near fall. Crazy is backed into the corner, and Petey tries a dropkick, but hits nothing, and comes crashing down on his head. Crazy regains control, and barely misses a top rope moonsault at the 10 minute mark. The Finish: Petey sets Crazy up for the Canadian Destroyer, and nails it. Instead of covering though, he smiles coyly, and heads to the top rope. He leaps off, nailing a Guillotine Legdrop. He covers for the 3 count and the victory.

Petey Williams defeats Super Crazy by pinfall in 11:00. (72/71/92)
Post-Match: Petey immediately gets up and shoots a look towards his manager Trish Stratus. She nods her head, and Petey goes up top again. He stands on the top, looking out to the arena and basking in the boos. He leaps off, nailing another Guillotine legdrop on the prone Super Crazy. Trish hands the KC Border Title to Petey, and he straps it around his waist and holds up a finger to the crowd, if to say ‘wait one more minute’. Petey scales the ropes again, and stands on the top, shining his belt. Looks like one more legdrop. But running down the aisle is Psicosis. Petey sees him and jumps off the top to the outside as Psicosis slides into the ring. Petey and Trish retreat to the back as Psicosis helps up his tag team partner.


Samoa Joe v The Undertaker
The crowd is buzzing for what would normally be a main event match on any other night. The announcers again go through the stipulations. If Joe can last 3 minutes with Undertaker, then he will get a match with him at Insurgency. Undertaker is out first, walking to the ring in a black vest and blue jeans, with a bandana covering his head. He looks as apathetic as ever as he gets into the ring. Joe makes he way down next to a huge pop, and stands in the ring, holding up his right hand to the crowd. Before he can even turn around, Undertaker reigns down on him with thunderous blows to the back. The ref calls for the bell as he wrenches on the arm, and yells “Old School” to a modest reaction. Taker scales the ropes, and walks out to the middle, but Joe suddenly lets go of his hand, and chops the back of his knee with his arm, crotching Taker on the top rope. Joe looks to the crowd, and explodes towards Taker, grabbing him while he is on the ropes in the Kokina Clutch. He yanks the deadman off of the ropes, and into the ring, where he bodyscissors him and squeezes around his throat. Undertaker taps out!!!

Samoa Joe defeats Undertaker by submission in :40. (72/90/60)
Post-Match: Oh my god! Joe just defeated Taker in 40 seconds? Joe releases the hold and looks down at the “legend”. He looks like he gives thought to slapping the choke back on, but then smirks and motions with a “he isn’t worth it” gesture, stepping through the ropes and walking to the back. The camera doesn’t even take a shot of Taker lying in the ring.


Backstage Segment: Getting Put Together
A camera shot with no sound, but instead some music in the background, shows Alex Shelley in the trainers’ room getting his knee re-taped. He is gingerly stepping on it as he stretches out his arms. He takes a deep breath as he walks out of the room, putting more and more weight on his leg as he goes.


Brent Albright & Ken Shamrock v ?????
Albright & Shamrock makes their way out to the ring. Albright has a bit of a confused look on his face as Shamrock takes the microphone:

Shamrock: I know I’ve been a little quiet today in regards to what is going on here tonight. I just wanted to save the surprise for you and for the people here in Kansas City. Brent, you’ve come a hell of a long way in a short amount of time in our training. I’m really starting to see that potential for a hell of a wrestler in there, and that aggressive streak is coming along nicely. Well, based on the events of last week, and a fortunate opening for us, I got us an opportunity. With one win tonight, we will earn ourselves a shot at the CSW Tag Team Titles tomorrow night. I know, I know. It is a bit sudden, but I feel like it is a challenge you and I are ready for, and we’re ready to put some gold around our waists here in CSW. The only catch was that the Natural Born Thrillers got to pick us our qualifying match here tonight. So do you people wanna see Brent Albright & Ken Shamrock go for the Tag Titles?? (loud cheers—interrupted)

OH YOU DIDN’T KNOW?! YOUR ASS BETTER CALL SOMEBODAAAAAY

The New Age Outlaws saunter out onto the stage, and Styles calls it best:

Styles: Sonofabitch, it is all coming together now, isn’t it Tazz. You scratch DX’s back, and they scratch yours. Well, Albright & Shamrock have a hell of a test in front of them to get to the Tag Team Champions, courtesy of the plotting of Triple H and the Thrillers. But there’s the bell!

The Outlaws use their tag team experience to their full potential, isolating Shamrock in the corner for a long portion of the match. Shamrock fights out, but the Outlaws keep the ref occupied, missing the hot tag to Albright. Albright is chomping at the bit to get in, and Shamrock finally hits the hot tag. Albright cleans house with chops, knee strikes, and vicious forearms shots to the face. Billy Gunn takes a wild swing, and Albright drops him into the Crowbar. Road Dogg quickly breaks it up, and the ref is losing control. The Finish: Road Dogg and Shamrock battle while Albright and Gunn slug it out. Suddenly Austin Aries & Roderick Strong come walking down the aisle now to repay the favor from earlier. Gunn has his attention turned towards the aisle, and turns around right into a Northern Lights Suplex for the win!

Albright & Shamrock defeat New Age Outlaws by pinfall in 8:02. (71/80/79)
Post-Match: Aries & Strong immediately slide into the ring and take it to the Outlaws, in a huge brawl. Cyclone is going crazy tonight! The two teams brawl, and Albright grabs Billy Gunn by the shoulder, spinning him around. He cocks his fist back, but before he can strike, Shamrock grabs ahold of him, motioning to him to come to the back. With a camera right in their face, you can hear Shamrock saying “Let’s worry about our own business right now” as they walk to the back. Albright looks hungry, and looks like he wants to be involved as the two teams continue fighting in the ring. Referees come out and manage to separate them momentarily, and the Outlaws head to the back first.

Styles: Well, Albright & Shamrock will go on to Insurgency to face the CSW Tag Team Champions for the gold, but this show continues to unravel. Chaos has broken loose on Cyclone, and we need to restore some kind of order. DX and Generation Next are out of control, and we still haven’t seen the 4th member of their team!


In-Ring Segment: Out For Blood
Brock Lesnar’s music hits as the crowd explodes. Lesnar walks to the ring with the yellow blood stained mask in his hand. He gets into the ring and grabs the mic.

Lesnar: Steve Corino! You want my blood? Did you like the feel of my blood last week? Did you like the site of it? Well I can tell you one thing...I did!! Corino, you’re a dead man tomorrow night at Insurgency. As much as I’d love to taste my own blood again, and awaken that inner animal inside of me, I know that this isn’t a match where I’ll get a chance to do it. This is first blood, and I personally guarantee you that I am done bleeding for the week. Last week is the last time you’ll get a chance to have your hands on my blood Steve, because from now –

Lesnar is cut off by the music of Steve Corino. He steps out onto the stage with Mr. Brown in tow, still outside of his comfortable 100 feet as measured a few weeks ago.

Corino: Brock, first thing is first. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I stepped out of the curtain last week to make sure my man Mr. Brown got to the ring okay, to make sure he would kick your ass, and then I left the arena. I wasn’t even here. So I have no clue what you’re talking about with this “getting my hands on your blood” nonsense.

Lesnar: I’m talking about this mask! I’m talking about “Monster C”. Everybody in the arena, everybody watching at home, and everybody backstage knows that YOU are Monster –

Lesnar is cut off, his mouth suddenly stopping, as Monster C steps through the curtain. In identical ring garb, but looking a few pounds lighter, it appears to be the man that attacked Lesnar last week. The crowd isn’t buying it.

Corino: Oh, what now Brock? You gonna tell me that this is all an illusion. If everybody in the arena knows it, then how can they be staring at me and Monster C side by side. You just calm down Brock Lesnar. There is no way I would dream of violating my restraining order against you, which has worked beautifully by the way: I haven’t been BRUTALLY ATTACKED lately. Now listen to me Brock, I came out for a reason, and then I’m going to hop in the back of a horse and carriage or whatever it is they use to get around in these parts, and head to Columbia, Missouri. I just learned from President Bret Hart, that due to my amazing stature in the company, our First Blood match tomorrow night will have another special stipulation.

Lesnar: I can kill you without any repercussions from the law?

Corino: (sarcastically laughing) Oh, that Brock Lesnar, always so witty. No Brock, the stakes are going to be a little higher. Because the winner of our match becomes the NUMBER ONE CONTENDER, to the CSW Championship!

Lesnar lets out a maniacal smile, but Corino quickly regains his attention.

Corino: I will give you one little advantage in our match Brock. You have the experience factor. After all, you’ve been with that slut Sable for a while now, and it is only a matter of time before she sucks your blood and your bank account dry!

This puts Lesnar over the edge, and he drops the mic and charges down the entranceway. Corino is quickly gone through the curtain, but Lesnar goes head on into Mr. Brown and Monster C. He controls for a bit, but they outnumber him and take him down. Lesnar starts to make a comeback, but Monster C grabs a camera from one of the crew, and nails Lesnar over the back with it. Brown holds him up, and Monster C shatters the camera right into Brock’s head. The camera explodes into many pieces, Brock hits the ground, and is busted open. It looks nasty. They put the boots to him, opening up his cut even more. Lesnar is quickly wearing a crimson mask, and we suddenly hear Corino’s voice again.

Corino: Yeah Brock, that’s right. I thought you weren’t gonna taste blood again this week. Get up! C’mon!

A spotlight quickly scrambles to find Corino, and the crowd explodes when it is revealed that he is on top of the set, above the giant TV screen, probably 125 feet directly above the mob on the ground. Brown and C stay on top of Lesnar, beating him into the ground as he gushes blood. Officials are surrounding the area, but Mr. Brown shoves one to the ground, forcing the others to use caution.

Corino: Bring it to me boys! I want his blood. I wanna feel it just once before I open him up tomorrow night. Bring me his blood!

Corino appears to have lost his mind, and Mr. Brown and Monster C begin rubbing their hands all over Lesnar’s bloody face. A pool has formed in the entranceway, and Lesnar looks to be losing consciousness quickly. Monster C and Brown walk away from Lesnar, and officials quickly run to him with towels and attempt to help him. Corino is jabbering through the whole ordeal. A few seconds later, the crowd awakens again, as C and Brown have arrived on top of the set. They rub their blood covered hands all over the chest of Corino, who is maniacally laughing and chatting away on the house microphone. Corino runs his own hands over the blood, and paints warpaint on his face with it.

Corino: Lesnar, tomorrow night, your blood is mine....if you make it to the arena.

Medics are surrounding Lesnar, and the show cuts away to a brief break as they help him up.

Styles: Steve Corino has gone completely insane. There is no other way to put it.

(91)


Main Event: CSW Championship Match
Triple H © v Alex Shelley

Before either man makes their entrance to the ring, President Bret Hart walks down to the ring to a loud reaction from the crowd.

Hart: Thank you, but this is all business. As you all know, Degeneration X and Generation Next have been banned from ringside for this matchup. This will be the biggest matchup on Cyclone to date, and I plan to have it be a clean and orderly affair. I have 10 security guards standing in front of the curtain and behind the curtain to the entranceway. There will be no interference in this match, and I think I’ve made myself perfectly clear. Enjoy your main event, and we’ll see you tomorrow night at Insurgency.

Hart sounds a bit salty as both Triple H and Alex Shelley are given full ring intros. The bell rings, and the match is underway for the CSW Championship. Shelley is very tentative, keeping him distance from Triple H and looking for openings when he can get them. Triple H, meanwhile, looks to be taking Shelley a bit lightly, and is messing with him a bit, trying to get to the knee. Joey Styles chimes in with a quick blurb:

Styles: Folks we just wanted to pass this on to you. We’re getting reports of brawls all over the backstage area between DX and Generation Next. We’re trying to get a camera back there, but reportedly, President Hart won’t allow it.

Triple H grabs a headlock, working it deep on Shelley. Shelley pushes him off, into the ropes, and Triple H hits a shoulderblock. Triple H bounces off the ropes, jumps over Shelley, but Shelley is quick to his feet and nails a hiptoss. Triple H doesn’t look happy. The feeling out process continues for a while, and things break down around the 7 minute mark. Triple H knocks Shelley to the outside, and goes to work. The fans immediately rise, waiting for something big to happen, looking towards the entranceway. Triple H whips Shelley towards the railing, but Shelley reverses, sending Triple H into it instead. Shelley nails a back elbow, and they head back in the ring. It gets fast and furious for a bit, until Shelley makes a mistake, and Triple H nails a hard kick to the knee. From there, Triple H takes him to school.

Styles: Okay, another report now that there is fighting OUTSIDE of the building? This is insanity, and why can’t we find a camera somewhere!

Triple H works the knee over, and eventually locks on a figure four right in the middle of the ring. Shelley looks like he wants to tap, and it appears tears are even flowing from his eyes, but he refuses. The referee looks to the timekeeper, and looks like he is considering stopping the contest, but Shelley screams and manages to turn the hold over, forcing a break by Triple H. Triple H stalks Shelley, and sets him up for the Pedigree, but Shelley just falls to the mat. He can’t even get to a standing position. Triple H picks him up again, but Shelley drops again. Triple H looks out to the crowd and laughs. He picks him up a third time, but Shelley surprises him with a small package. 1....2...NEAR FALL! The crowd bought that one entirely. Triple H looks pissed, and floors him with a hard knee to the face. The crowd level starts rising, and we quickly see why. In the distance, on the floor level, Billy Gunn, Road Dogg, and Austin Aries are brawling throughout the crowd. Triple H looks out, and he drags Shelley across the ring. The crowd explodes again, as Roderick Strong & X-pac are practically tumbling down the stairs in another section of the arena. The 5 quickly brawl their way towards the front row of the arena, and Triple H drags Shelley into the corner.

The Finish: The referee is losing his mind, trying to get the others to stay away from ringside. X-pac gets thrown over the guard railing onto the ringside mats, on the other side of the ring from Triple H. Triple H slides out of the ring, and is going to do the Figure Four on the Ringpost. This could seriously injure Alex Shelley. The Outlaws toss Aries over the railing as well, fully breaching the earlier stipulation. Triple H grabs both legs of Shelley, and sets up, but someone just stepped over the railing. Wearing blue jeans and a black hoodie, the man stands right behind Triple H with the hood covering his face. Triple H hasn’t even seen him! The man flips off the hood. ITS SAMOA JOE!!! He slaps the Kokina Clutch on Triple H, and Triple H doesn’t even know what hit him. Before he can do much damage, Billy Gunn run towards Joe, but Joe quickly drops Triple H and hits a snap powerslam on Billy Gunn on the mats on the outside. Shelley pulls himself from the corner, as Aries & Strong neutralize X-pac and Road Dogg. Strong fires X-pac over the top rope, and he lands right in front of the other 3 members of DX, standing in the aisle. Triple H holds his throat, as Road Dogg helps Billy Gunn and X-pac to their feet. Alex Shelley is still laying on the mat, but Strong helps him up, and Shelley has a mic.

No Contest. Double Disqualification at 15:49. (73/84/79)

Shelley: Degeneration X! Meet our partner.....SAMOA JOE!!!!

Shelley chucks the microphone, and the show goes off the air with Shelley leaning on Strong with an arm around him, Joe standing on the middle rope smiling at DX, and Austin Aries holding the ropes open, begging for DX to come get some more.


Overall: 74%

Attendance: 4038

TV Rating: 2.10

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Predictions Please, and me love you long time:

8 Man Tag Team Match
Degeneration X v Generation Next & __Samoa Joe__

First Blood Match
Steve Corino v Brock Lesnar

KC Border Championship
Petey Williams ©w/Trish Stratus v Psicosis

CSW Tag Team Title Match
Natural Born Thrillers © v Ken Shamrock & Brent Albright

Jimmy Yang v Low-Ki

Hardcore Match
New Jack v Nova

World's Great Tag Team (Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin) v Full Blooded Italians (Little Guido & Tony Mamaluke w/Joel Gertner)

BONUS

Who takes the pin in the 8 Man Tag Team Match?

What match opens the show?
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The Corino/Lesnar stuff continues to shine. Seriously, keep that feud going for as long as you can.

Joe squashed Undertaker in 40 seconds? OUCH! I suppose this means that Undertaker's CSW days are limited, eh? Also, it makes me feel better about having him jobbing to Siaki back at River Rumble :P

The DX stuff dominated the show, but unlike real life, it was entertaining. I liked that bit where they noticed Roderick Strong set to perform out back and then went to go talk to his opponent. That was a nice touch.

Adding Joe to the main event at Insurgency was a great idea too, and caught me by surprise. For some reason I assumed you were bringing in someone from the outside to be in that match, and I figured that Undertaker/Joe would be added to Insurgency (until reading this show, of course).

Good stuff, it makes me hope you post Insurgency before I take off tomorrow morning :)
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Sorry, but keep dreaming. Insurgency looks like Monday, at best.

And thanks for the feedback. The Taker program did in fact end up being just a cloak of diguise for Joe being the 4th man. I think it worked beautifully, and I have qualms about jobbing out that old bitch.
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NWA Central States Wrestling presents....
CSW Insurgency


June 30, 2006
Announcers: Joey Styles & Tazz
University of Missouri Campus. Columbia, Missouri.



Pre-Show
A video opens the show. A plain black screen with text over it:

in•sur•gen•cy
n.
1. The quality or circumstance of being rebellious.
2. An instance of rebellion; an insurgence.


Generation Next’s formation, and the way they closed the last Cyclone in control is shown on the screen. More text fills the screen:

specifically : a condition of revolt against a recognized government that does not reach the proportions of an organized revolutionary government and is not recognized as belligerency

Clips are shown dating back to the first two episodes of Cyclone, in the CSW Championship tournament, where X-pac defeated Alex Shelley, Road Dogg defeated Roderick Strong, and Billy Gunn defeated Austin Aries. Clips of the next 3 months are shown, showing the rise of Degeneration X, and their reformation with Triple H. More text:

n : an organized rebellion aimed at overthrowing a constituted government through the use of subversion and armed conflict

The word ARMED glistens as a shot of Samoa Joe fills the screen. We see clips of Joe destroying the Undertaker on Cyclone, and then the finishing shot of Joe dehooding and locking in the Kokina Clutch on Triple H.

INSURGENCY

The PPV opens with a shaky camera shot running through the backstage area. As the camera reaches the backdoor, we see Alex Shelley, Austin Aries, Roderick Strong, and Samoa Joe slugging it out next to a limousine with Triple H, Billy Gunn, Road Dogg, and X-pac. They’re fighting all around the parking lot and on the limousine. Officials quickly run out and force a separation of the two teams. Both teams are in street clothes, and it looks as though DX has just arrived. President Bret Hart even shows up, quietly looking over and assessing the situation. The teams finally calm down when they see the lone authority figure in CSW. Generation Next heads inside, while DX grabs their bags out of the limo.

Styles: The chaos that plagued the last episode of Cyclone has spilled over here tonight. I wouldn’t be surprised if these teams were fighting at Hertz when they went to pick up their rental cars earlier today. This main event, and the whole show, is going to be electric. Let’s head inside, and get it underway/

(84)


Opening Contest: Low Ki v Jimmy Yang
Low Ki and Jimmy Yang start the night off at straight up 7 o clock with an amazing match. Unfortunately, the building was only about half full at the time, due to an issue with ticketing and the people working the gates. It was ironed out, but most of the crowd didn’t get in until right as the match was finishing. The match started off with Ki and Yang exchanging hot martial arts sequences in the middle of the ring, with Yang actually getting the better of Ki for a brief moment. Yang whipped Ki to the corner, and followed with a hard dropkick to the knees, dropping Ki to his face on the mat. Yang got another head of steam, and connected with a dropkick right to the top of Ki’s head, crotching him into the ring post. Ki escaped to the outside, doubled over in pain. Yang took this opportunity to bounce off the ropes, and then hit a springboard somersault plancha onto Ki in the aisle. The crowd, although still small, popped huge as Yang through Ki back in around the 6 minute mark. The great pure match continued with Yang on the attack. He nailed a Michinoku Driver on Ki for a near fall, and then went up top. He perched on the top, and dove off, but Ki moved out of the way. Yang was one step ahead of him though, and rolled through on the mat, getting to his feet immediately. Unfortunately for him, he turned around directly into a vicious Low Ki roundhouse to the head, knocking him down face first on the mat. As he crawled to his knees, Ki hit a delayed downward kick strike to the back of his head. 1....2...kickout by Yang. Ki climbed to the top rope, and looked like he was going for the Double Stomp. But Yang sprung to his feet, and jumped up to the top with no assist from the ropes, grabbing Ki, and nailing a top rope Falcon Arrow into a pin. 1....2....NO! Ki gets the shoulder up. Yang puts the boots to Ki, looking for an opening to finish it off.

10 minutes in now, and Yang bounces off the ropes, and goes for a sunset flip. Ki won’t go down, and jumps straight up into the air, an amazing vertical leap, and nails a double stomp on Yang’s chest. 1....2..Yang kicks out! Ki backs into a corner, and waits for Yang to get to his feet. He rushes at him, and nails a shotgun dropkick right to the chest, sending Yang flying into the turnbuckle. Ki picks him up and takes him into the center of the ring, crosses his legs, and takes him up for the Ki Krusher. As he takes him up, Yang floats over behind him, and grabs a waistlock for a german suplex. Ki won’t budge now, and does a standing switch. He nails a hard open palm strike to the back of Yang’s head, stumbling him into the ropes. As he comes back, Ki grabs him, takes him up, and nails the Ki Krusher. 1...2...3!

Low Ki defeats Jimmy Yang by pinfall in 12:55. (73/47/99)
Post Match: Ki looks at the crowd, most of which are now in their seats. Many people are applauding the amazing effort in the match, but Ki retains his scowl on his face. He steps through the ropes, but then stops before his last leg goes through. He looks back at Yang, still on the ground, and climbs up to the top rope. He perches for a bit, and then jumps off, nailing the Double Foot Stomp directly to the chest. Ki walks away from the ring, ignoring the people.

Tazz: What a great contest. I’m not so sure the last Double Stomp was necessary, but hell, I like it. Low Ki has rediscovered his animalistic side, and it looks like he might be on a tear for a while here in CSW. Don’t forget, he is the current Cyclone Spotlight holder, so we’re gonna see him bright and early on Saturday Night this week. Who’s gonna stop him?


Hardcore Match: Nova v New Jack
New Jack makes his way down to the ring first, looking pissed off as usual. Nova comes out next, and is a wildman, rushing straight into the ring with a garbage can of his own full of weapons. They don’t waste any time getting into it, as Nova crashes a street sign over the head of New Jack. Nova lays the street sign on the mat, and takes New Jack into it with a drop toehold. He then ties up his arms, positions his foot on his head, and gives him the Curb Stomp right into the sign. 1...2...kickout by New Jack. Nova stays on the offensive, grabbing a trash can and heading to the top rope. He wastes a bit too much time with the crowd, as New Jack shoves the ref into the ropes, crotching Nova on the top. He still holds the trash can, which proves to be a mistake, as New Jack grabs a chair and wallops the trash can right into Nova’s face, sending him tumbling to the outside of the ring. New Jack climbs to the top rope as everyone in the arena holds their breath. He jumps down, but Nova moves, sending New Jack face first into the guardrail. Nova grabs the now mangled trash can, and mashes it off of New Jack’s back. A fan hands Nova a beer, and Nova smashes it over New Jack’s head. Nova throws him back into the ring at the 4 minute mark, and grabs an old Boombox out of his trashcan. He holds it up to his head, strutting a bit, and then smashes it into a hundred peices on New Jack’s head. Instead of covering, he digs back into his trash can again. This time he comes out with a clothes hanger, and changes his demeanor. He attempts to wrap it around New Jack’s throat, but New Jack mule kicks him right in the nuts, dropping him. New Jack goes outside the ring and grabs a table, sliding it in. He then grabs another one, and slides it into the ring as well.

The Finish: He sets the first one up near the turnbuckle, and lays Nova on top of it. He climbs to the top rope, but Nova rolls off the table, and goes up top, where he nails a belly to belly suplex all the way over the table, and onto the exposed legs of the other. Nova looks to the crowd and signals that it is over. He kicks New Jack off of the table, and opens it as well, setting it on top of the other table, making a double stack near the corner. Nova takes New Jack onto the ring apron, and climbs up top with him in tow. It looks like a powerbomb from the top rope through the double stack. New Jack is reaching into his boot as Nova prepares. He has the fork! New Jack stabs Nova in the side with the fork, and then drops it. He raises up, Nova now on his back, and tucks Nova’s head under his arm. New Jack then leaps off the ropes, hitting what can best be describe as the sloppiest Emerald Fusion ever, crashing through both tables, and sending wood flying everywhere. He covers. 1...2...3! New Jack wins!

New Jack defeats Nova by pinfall in 9:56. (76/77/74)
Post-Match: When New Jack is able to regain his faculties, he heads outside the ring and retireves his fork from the ground. He heads back in the ring, and picks Nova up by the head, shouting at him. “You want hardcore? You don’t get in the ring with the only hardcore icon in CSW and live to talk about it. Prepare to die Nova”. As he aims the fork at the forehead of Nova, he is suddenly cut off. The opening guitar riff of ”ENTER SANDMAN” begins building throughout the arena. New Jack slowly rises up from his position over Nova, and braces himself for a fight. He waits, and waits, and waits, but nothing comes, as the song hits it’s chorus with the fans in the audience singing along. New Jack says “F**k this circus” and walks down the aisle, leaving as the Metallica anthem continues playing.

Styles: Is the Sandman in CSW? Or is some 16 year old having fun in the control booth? Either way, New Jack definitely seemed bothered by those hijinks, and it stopped him dead in his tracks. Good thing too, or we could’ve been calling an ambulance for Nova. On thing is for sure: New Jack is as hardcore as he needs to be. A brutal match.


Full Blooded Italian’s (Little Guido & Tony Mamaluke) w/Joel Gertner v The World’s Greatest Tag Team (Shelton Benjamin & Charlie Haas)
The FBI make their way down to the ring first, and Joel Gertner grabs a microphone.

Gertner: Hello Columbia. College Campus. Coeds. Dormitories. Oh the stories I could make here. Yes, it is I, the Quintessential Studmuffin himself. Joel, “I make em purr like a—

Gertner is cut off by the familiar but long-dead strains of the music of the World’s Greatest Tag Team. They walk out into the aisle, and look at each other, and then sprint for the ring, kickstarting the match. Haas and Benjamin wail on the FBI, knocking from the ring, and leaving Joel Gertner standing in the ring alone. He begins flailing his arms about, throwing a tantrum from being cut off from his spiel. Haas & Benjamin grab him and toss him over the top rope to a huge pop. They head to their corner, and the match gets started in a more controlled fashion, with Haas & Guido starting out the match. Haas and Guido put on quite a wrestling exhibition to open up, with each man countering the other’s offense, only to have it end with a Haas armdrag. Guido pounds the mat in frustration, and tags in Mamaluke. Mamaluke tries his hand with Haas as well, only to again have it end with an armdrag. Mamaluke points to Benjamin, and Haas gladly obliges to a large reaction from the audience. Benjamin comes in, and begins another wrestling sequence with Mamaluke. Benjamin rolls over his back, and paintbrushes the back of his head, causing him to bail into the waiting arms of Joel Gertner. The crowd really lets him have it as the two men embrace on the outside. Mamaluke heads back into the ring, and challenges Benjamin to a test of strength. Benjamin gladly accepts, but before he even gets his hand up, Mamaluke nails a standing dropkick right to the face of Benjamin. That was the opening the FBI needed, as they take control and work Benjamin into a pulp with quick tags.

Around the 5 minute mark, Guido tags in, and picks Benjamin up, where Mamaluke bounces off the ropes and nails the Hart Attack clothesline. 1....2..kickout by Benjamin. They stay on Benjamin, with Guido going up top for the Sicilian Slice. Benjamin cuts his knees out from under him on the top, crotching him. He climbs up, and tries a superplex, but Mamaluke sneaks over and holds onto Guido’s legs, leaving Benjamin to fall back onto the mat alone. Guido then climbs up, and nails a big legdrop from the top rope. 1...2...kickout again by Benjamin. Haas stomps on the apron, getting the crowd going. Guido works a dragon sleeper on Benjamin, and Benjamin is eventually able to powerout, and nail a running powerslam to break the hold. He crawls towards his corner, and finally tags Haas into the match. Haas is a house of fire, running over both members of FBI with hard double forearm shots. Haas catches Guido and takes him back with a release German suplex, and then the same for Mamaluke.

The Finish: Guido turns right into an Exploder, and Haas nails it and covers. The crowd counts 1...2....3....4....5...but Joel Gertner is up on the apron, and the ref hasn’t made the count. Shelton Benjamin runs into the ring, and coldcocks Gertner, dropping him to the ground below. The ref turns around and counts the fall. 1...2...kickout by Guido. Mamaluke runs at Benjamin, but Shelton backdrops him over the top, Mamaluke doing a spectacular flip to the outside. Haas picks up Guido, and waistlocks him again, but Guido does a standing switch, trying a german suplex of his own. Haas does one more standing switch, and Shelton Benjamin nails a superkick right to the face of Guido, and Haas takes him back with a German Suplex in one swift motion, bridging. 1...2....3!!! World’s Greatest Tag Team gets the win in their return match.

WGTT defeats FBI when Charlie Haas pins Little Guido in 10:02. (82/74/91)
Post-Match: Benjamin and Haas embrace in the ring, and then raise their arms along with the referee, celebrating their return to the tag team ranks. The climb the turnbuckles and celebrate along with the crowd, as the FBI and Gertner makes their way down the aisle, defeated.

Tazz: How bout that Styles? The World’s Greatest Tag Team returns to the ring, and looks like they haven’t missed a step. When you have a bond, you have it, and these guys translate that wonderfully into the ring. Great teamwork, and a great victory.


Kansas City Border Championship Match:
Petey Williams © w/Trish Stratus v Psicosis

Psicosis makes his way out first to a very nice reaction from the crowd. He flips over the ropes into the ring as he is announced. Petey makes his way down next, with his manager, Trish Stratus, on his arm. Trish carries the KC Border Championship, and holds the ropes open for Petey, and he returns the favor. The referee holds the title in the air, and the match is underway. A nice mat wrestling sequence opens the contest, with Petey getting the better of Psicosis, and locking in a front face lock. Psicosis wriggles free, and nods to Petey, realizing he isn’t just all talk. They lock up again, and Petey backs Psicosis into the corner. The ref calls for a clean break, but Petey stays locked up. Finally, the referee wriggles in between the two, and Petey nails a hard slap to the face of Psicosis. The crowd oohs, and Psicosis runs at Petey, taking him down to the mat, and pummeling him with right hands. They roll under the bottom rope and onto the floor, where they continue pounding each other. Psicosis gets to his feet first, and goes back in the ring. He climbs to the top rope as Petey slowly gets to his feet. Psicosis prepares to jump, but Petey pulls Trish Stratus into the way, stopping Psicosis. He steps back off of the ropes as the crowd boos Petey. Petey rolls back into the ring, and they circle each other. Petey whips Psicosis into the ropes, and nails a hard clothesline. He doesn’t waste any time, picking up Psicosis, and setting him up for the Canadian Destroyer. But Psicosis easily wiggles out, and slides under the bottom rope. Petey runs at him with a baseball slide, but Psicosis sidesteps, and pulls Petey under the ropes, nailing a hard right hand that drops Petey. Psicosis gets on the apron, and springboard onto the middle rope for an Asai Moonsault. Before he can launch, Petey nails him in the back, draping him over the top rope. Petey climbs up on the apron, and grabs Psicosis around the neck. RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP onto the floor. Both men are down, and Trish is over helping her man to his feet. She rolls him into the ring, and the ref gets to 5 on Psicosis. The crowd counts along. 6. Psicosis crawls to his knees. 7. He grabs the ring apron. 8. He launches himself up and into the ring. Petey covers. 1...2...kickout by Psicosis.

At the 8 minute mark, Petey hits a nice huracanrana, stunning Psicosis. He again tries the destroyer, but Psicosis won’t budge. Petey tries again, but Psicosis is stiff. Petey’s look changes as a light goes off in his head. He pounds down on the back of Psicosis with hard right elbows. Elbow strike after elbow strike right into the spine of Psicosis. Psicosis drops to the mat, and Petey picks him back up, nailing 3 consecutive backbreakers without letting go. He then nails a russian legsweep, this time in the ring. Psicosis is grimacing in pain, and holding his back. Petey straps on a bow and arrow, and Psicosis barely reaches the rope with his hand. At the 10 minute mark, Petey puts on a Boston Crab, and Psicosis looks like he is going to tap, but again just gets his fingertips on the bottom rope. Petey places him on the top rope, looking for the big finish.

The Finish: Petey climbs up, grabbing Psicosis for a top rope fisherman’s suplex. Psicosis fires off a few rapid shots to the stomach of Petey Williams, and then headbutts Petey, dropping him off the top. Psicosis positions himself, and looks down at Petey, who is in perfect position. He leaps off and nails the Guillotine Legdrop. He grabs his own back as he ties up Petey’s arm. He steps over the arm, and spins around, going for the Magistral Cradle. As he flips over, Petey rolls through, grabbing Psicosis’s legs, and locking in the Sharpshooter. He turns it over, and Psicosis is right in the middle of the ring. He has no choice but to tap.

Petey Williams defeats Psicosis by submission in 13:32 to retain the KC Border Championship. (86/78/95)
Post-Match: Petey rolls out of the ring and is greeted by a kiss from Trish, who straps the KC Border Title around his waist. They leave ringside together to the boos of the CSW faithful.

Styles: Another great match here on Insurgency. They pulled out all the stops, and I’m especially impressed by Petey. Even though he loves that Canadian Destroyer, he is a skilled mat technician as well. The minute he saw the opening, he changed gears, and went straight for Psicosis’ back, finishing him off with that Sharpshooter.


CSW Tag Team Championship Match:
Natural Born Thrillers © v Ken Shamrock & Brent Albright

Albright and Shamrock enter first, looking very intense and focused. The huddle in the corner, talking strategy. The announcers show a pretaped interview from the two, earlier in the day:


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ShamrockNot only is this a huge opportunity for me to get some gold back around my waist here in the NWA, but it is a great opportunity for Brent Albright.  You see, I didn’t involve myself with Brent Albright by mistake.  Sure, we first linked up in Battlebowl, a chance encounter.  But in that match I saw something in him.  Something raw.  Something natural.  Something god given.  He is an amazing mat wrestler.  And now, this match gives him a chance to prove that he is more than just a mat wrestler.  He is the complete package.  We’ve gone through weeks of intense training, preparing for an opportunity like this.  You may be the Champions, but you won’t see intensity like we’re prepared to give tonight Natural Born Thrillers.  Brent?

The camera focuses on Albright’s serious, yet intense face, which is almost shaking.

AlbrightNo........Mercy.



The announcers talk about hearing how Brent Albright will be debuting a new finishing maneuver tonight, something reportedly more “vicious” than before. The Champions make their way out next, with their titles strapped firmly around their waists. They hit the ring to their introductions, and Albright starts off with O’Haire. Albright immediately targets the right arm of O’Haire, taking him to the mat with am armdrag, and locking on an armbar. Everything Albright does looks like it just hurts a little more, like he really would rip your arm off if given the oppurtunity. Albright wrenches the arm, and again locks on an armbar. O’Haire manages a thumb to the eye, breaking the hold. O’Haire backs into his corner, looking at Albright, and surprised. He shakes the feeling back into his arm, and tags in Mark Jindrak. Jindrak tries his hand at Albright, and Albright reaches for the arm. Jindrak braces, and Albright nails a drop toehold, and then drags Jindrak by the leg to his corner, where he tags in Shamrock. Shamrock also focuses immediately in on a body part, this time the right leg of Jindrak. Shamrock goes into a single leg grapevine, wrenching on the knee and ankle of Mark Jindrak. Jindrak reaches the ropes, and he tags out as well, shaking his leg on the outside. Shamrock goes for a single leg on O’Haire, but the larger of the tag champs, stops him cold with a hard forearm to the back. O’Haire takes over with his power, flooring Shamrock with consecutive knee strikes. He whips him off the ropes, and nails a huge clothesline. 1....2..kickout. O’Haire tags in Jindrak at the 6 minute mark, and they hit a double suplex on Shamrock, followed by a jumping legdrop by Jindrak. 1...2..kickout by Shamrock. Jindrak whips Shamrock off the ropes, and tries a backdrop, but Shamrock stops, and rolls him up in a small package. 1...2..kickout. Jindrak quickly jumps on Shamrock, upset that he almost pulled a fast one. Jindrak whips him into the corner, and then nails him with right hand after right hand, slowly dropping him to the mat. Jindrak tags in O’Haire, and they whip Shamrock to the opposite buckle. Jindrak then whips O’Haire in, who nails a vicious clothesline, and Jindrak charges himself with a high knee to the face. Shamrock is in a world of hurt, as the two set up for another double suplex.

Albright has seen enough, and charges in, but the referee intercepts him. Jindrak and O’Haire take this opportunity to choke Shamrock over the top rope. O’Haire picks up Shamrock, and nails a fallaway slam. 1...2..kickout again by Shamrock. O’Haire makes another frequent tag to Jindrak, and Jindrak whips Shamrock off of the ropes. Jindrak leapfrogs, and Shamrock is on the way back. Jindrak leapfrogs again, but this time, comes down on his right leg, hobbling a bit. Shamrock sees the opportunity, and cuts his right knee out from under him. Shamrock crawls towards his corner for the tag at the 9 minutes mark, but Jindrak grabs ahold of his leg. Jindrak is able to stop him, and grab ahold of him. He lifts Shamrock for a slam, but Shamrock floats behind him, cuts him down, and slaps on the Anklelock! Jindrak is in pain, but O’Haire quickly blindsides Shamrock. Shamrock crawls quickly with a burst of energy to the corner, and hot tags in Albright!

The crowd goes nuts as Albright cleans house on the tag champs. He clotheslines O’Haire over the top rope, and isolates Jindrak. He nails a vicious brainbuster, and rolls through. He hits another, and rolls through one more time. He hooks the leg this time, and nails a fisherman’s buster. He covers. 1...2...Jindrak barely kicks out. The announcers again talk about Albright’s new finisher, wondering if that was it, as Albright picks up Jindrak. He tosses him into a fireman’s carry on his shoulder, but Shamrock yells from the apron at Albright. “Go back to the ankle!”. Albright has a brief moment of confusion, and it is enough to give O’Haire time to sneak into the ring and cut Albright’s legs from under him. Jindrak falls on top. 1...2...kickout by Albright. Jindrak picks up Albright, and nails the Widow’s Peak Neckbreaker. Both men are down and winded however. Jindrak crawls to his corner, as does Albright.

The Finish: Albright ties Jindrak’s ankle with his two legs, and actually pulls him towards his corner as he slaps Shamrock’s hand. Shamrock comes in and immediately goes to the anklelock on Jindrak as O’Haire has no choice but to look on. Jindrak looks very close to tapping, and reaches for the ropes, but he can’t quit get them. O’Haire reaches his long arm out, grabbing Jindrak’s, and reaching the ropes. The ref has to call for the break. Jindrak is in serious pain at the 13:00 minute mark, and he is untying the strings on his right boot. Shamrock backs away as the ref checks on Jindrak. Albright is now yelling at Shamrock. “Don’t let up! Stay on him”. Shamrock looks and tries to calm Albright as the ref checks the leg. Jindrak slides his boot off, and O’Haire drops to the apron, giving him a foot massage. The crowd lets them have it with all kinds of derogatory chants, but Jindrak seems satisfied, and slips his boot back on. Shamrock quickly attacks, and nails a German Suplex. He grabs hold of the ankle, Jindrak in the middle of the ring, facing directly towards his partner O’Haire. Shamrock wrenches the ankle, but suddenly Jindrak’s boot flies off, and Shamrock stumbles backwards, right into Albright, sending him flying off of the apron and into the guardrail. Shamrock stumbled forward with the boot in his hand, right into a small package. 1...2....3! The Thrillers retain!!!

Thrillers defeat Shamrock & Albright when Mark Jindrak pins Ken Shamrock at 17:45 to retain the CSW Tag Team Titles. (86/89/82)
Post-Match: The Thrillers grab their titles, and Jindrak picks up his boot, as he limps down the aisle still a champion. They walk through the curtain getting booed and belted with a piece or two of garbage. Albright emerges from the floor, bleeding from his mouth. Upon replay, he nailed the guardrail face first when Shamrock was propelled into him. Albright gets into the ring, and looks upset with his mentor. “Intensity? You just lost us the match!” Shamrock turns and looks at Albright, not knowing what to make of the disrespect. They go face to face for a brief moment, but cooler heads prevail. Albright looks satisfied, and puts his hand out for a handshake. “Sorry, you’re right.” Shamrock shakes his hand, and Albright hangs his head a bit, disappointed in the missed opportunity. Shamrock places his hand on Albright’s shoulder, patting it. Out of nowhere, Albright scoops Shamrock up onto his shoulders in a fireman’s carry. He launches Shamrock over his head into the front, driving his knee upwards right into Shamrock’s forehead at the same time. GO TO SLEEP!!! That’s Albright’s new finisher, and he just nailed it on Shamrock. Albright looks down at Shamrock, who looks to be legitimately out. He drops to the mat, and slaps on the crowbar, pulling back on the unconscious arm of Ken Shamrock. He pulls back farther than any arm appears it should go, and just won’t let up. He is screaming as blood flies out of his mouth. 4 or 5 officials rush the ring and pull him off of Shamrock’s lifeless body. Albright pushes them away, and goes through the ropes, walking to the back without saying a word. He wipes his mouth on his forearm, looking at the blood as he walks away. Shamrock just starts to come to in the ring, his arm draped at his side as officials pull him up.

Tazz: My god Joey, what a night this is ending up to be. A great match for the CSW Tag Team Titles, a bit overshadowed by the aftermath. What just got into that kid? I hate to say it, but I think Ken Shamrock might have just created a monster.


First Blood Match: #1 Contender to the CSW Championship:
Steve Corino v Brock Lesnar

Corino makes his way out first, to a huge reaction from the crowd. They damn near boo Corino out of the builing, and he largely ignores it, focused on his match that could earn him a chance at the CSW Championship. He has Mr. Brown and Monster C with him, but as he hits the ring, the referee stops him cold, and sends his two associates to the back. All 3 protest, but the referee wins and gets rid of them. Brock Lesnar’s music hits, and he is out next. The crowd goes insane as Lesnar walks through the curtain, his head heavily bandaged. He has a huge wrap around his thread, covering the gash that Corino’s buddies opened up last night on Cyclone. The announcers talk about what a disadvantage he is at, having that fresh wound on his head. Lesnar stands at the top of the aisle, and walks his way down, taking big steps the whole way. The crowd picks up on it, and begins counting his steps, starting at 1, and climbing all the way 100 as he reaches the area right outside the ring. Lesnar draws an imaginary line with his foot, and steps over it to a huge ovation from the crowd. He jumps up on the apron, and Corino immediately attacks him as the referee calls for the bell.

Corino knocks Lesnar back off of the apron, and then sligshots himself over the top onto Lesnar. Lesnar catches him, and rams him back first into the ringpost. He holds on, and does it again. He flips Corino onto his shoulder, and powerslams him on the mat outside the ring, leaving Corino writhing in pain. Lesnar picks him up and measures him up for the ringpost, but Corino gets his hands up. Lesnar tries again, but Corino blocks one more time. Lesnar looks at Corino, releases him, and clotheslines him, flatbacking Corino on the outside of the ring. Lesnar picks him up again, and whips him into the guardrail hard. The crowd “oohs” as Lesnar charges, but Corino gets a boot up into Lesnar’s face. Corino charges at Lesnar, but Lesnar backdrops him, again letting Corino’s body bounce off of the unforgiving thin mats at ringside. The crowd is enjoying Corino finally getting what he deserves. Lesnar grabs a steel chair, and he might be looking to end it right now. He waits for Corino to get up, and takes a wild swing at him with the chair. Corino ducks, and Lesnar nails the ringpost with the chair, mangling it. Corino slides into the ring, just to be away from the floor on the outside.

Lesnar follows him in at the 7 minute mark, but Corino cuts him off, and puts the boots to him. He attempts to get to that bandage on his head, but Lesnar is wisely covering up. Corino however sees the opening, and pounds away at Lesnar’s rock hard midsection. Any time Lesnar drops his guard, Corino takes a shot at the head, but Lesnar covers up again. Lesnar eventually weakend from the repeated shots, and Corino takes him to the corner, where he slams him head into the top turnbuckle 10 times in a row. Lesnar stumbles backwards, and Corino takes advantage, running him over with a clothesline. Corino turns his attention to the turnbuckle that he just nailed Lesnar on, and undoes the turnbuckle pad, tossing it down at ringside. He picks up Lesnar and runs towards the buckle, but Lesnar reverses, and sends Corino face first into the buckle. Corino bounces off like a spring, and falls to the mat where the referee checks him. “NO BLOOD”.

The match continues at the 11:00 minute mark, with Lesnar taking control with power moves. His plan is obviously to weaken Corino to a state where he can bust him open. Lesnar tosses a chair into the ring, and nails Corino over the back with it. He tosses it on to the mat, and grabs Corino for a powerbomb. He takes him up, but Corino rakes his eyes. Corino is in a seated position on Lesnar, and manages to undo the wrapping covering Lesnar’s head. Lesnar drops him as Corino digs his fingers at the exposed bandage covering the wound. Lesnar ducks away as Corino picks up the steel chair. He nails Lesnar right in the head and falls backwards, taking a breather. The ref checks Lesnar. “NO BLOOD”.

Corino goes to ringside, grabbing the ringbell and the hammer used to ring the bell. He heads into the ring with the ringbell and the hammer in hand. He looks at the items in his hands, and tosses the ringbell into the corner. He takes the hammer and approaches Brock Lesnar. Corino nails him in the midsection with it, and then drops him with a DDT. He heads to the middle rope with the hammer in hand, and measures up Lesnar’s head. He leaps off, but Lesnar sticks him foot up, nailing Corino in the jaw, and sending the hammer flying. Lesnar crawls over and grabs the ring bell. He charges at Corino, but Corino ducks, and they both spill over the top rope and to the floor, the bell DINGing as it hits the ground.

At the 15:00 minute mark, Lesnar is to his feet first, and he scoops Corino’s legs and positions him for a slingshot into the guardrail. He falls back, sending Corino flying facefirst into the guardrail. The ref jumps out and checks Corino quickly. “NO BLOOD”. Corino’s impact into the guardrail jarred it loose from it’s attachment to the others, pushing the front row back a few feet. Lesnar walks over and picks up Corino, looking to drop him over the guardrail, but Corino again digs his hands into the bandage on Lesnar’s head. Lesnar winces in pain and sets Corino down. Corino spots the ring bell, picks it up, nailing Lesnar in the ribs. He then lifts it over his head and crashes down on Lesnar’s skull. Lesnar ducked his head, absorbing the impact on the back of his head, but it may cost him. The ref checks him. “NO BLOOD”, but it does appear Lesnar might be out cold. Corino looks defeated, wondering what he has to do. He pushes a fan away from the guardrail, and slides it away from ringside. He picks it up and pushes it over the top rope and into the ring. What the hell does he have in mind?

Now at the 19:00 minute mark, Corino picks up Lesnar, and rips the bandage from his head, revealing the 21 stitches it took to close the gash from last night. Corino tries to punch, but Lesnar again gets his arm up in the way. Corino busts him in the mouth instead, and slides him into the ring. Corino scoots the guardrail into the middle of the ring, and positions Lesnar. Corino bounces off the ropes, and tries a bulldog onto the guardrail, but Lesnar doesn’t budge, and pushes Corino, sending him flying backfirst onto the guardrail. Lesnar collapses back into the corner, spent, and looking consussed. Corino is huddled in the corner, and Lesnar approaches him. Corino turns around and nails Lesnar with a hard chair shot right in the face. Lesnar falls backwards and the ref checks him. “NO BLOOD”. Corino tells him to look close. “NO BLOOD”. Corino is pissed.

The Finish: He slides Lesnar into the corner, and gets on the second rope. He launches off, Vader-Bomb style, but drops an elbow right on Lesnar’s head. The ref checks. “NO BLOOD”. Corino grabs the chair he just waffled Lesnar with, and lays it right on his face. He climbs the ropes again, standing on the second rope, and bouncing to get some momentum. But Lesnar climbs to hit feet, and nails Corino HARD over the back with the chair. Lesnar climbs under Corino and walks away from the corner with him in a powerbomb position. He powerbombs him down ONTO THE GUARDRAIL! He locks the hands, and takes him up again. ANOTHER POWERBOMB on the guardrail. The back of Corino’s head just bounced off that steel. He locks the hands one more time, taking Corino up, but this time, Corino digs him fingers into Lesnar’s stitches, and reverses, dropping Lesnar face first into the guardrail with a facebuster. THE REF CALLS FOR THE BELL!!!

Lesnar slowly noticed the trail of blood running down his face, and Corino sees it as well. Corino also sees the ref grab Brock Lesnar’s hand and raise it into the air. Corino reaches behind his head, pulling his hand back, and seeing it covered in his own blood. Lesnar is the #1 Contender!!!

Brock Lesnar defeats Steve Corino in 22:03. (95/91/99)
Post-Match: The ref indicates to Corino that he is bleeding from the back of his head, as Corino continues to pull bloody hand after bloody hand from his head. Lesnar attempts to stand, but is woozy. The ref attempts to help him up, but Mr. Brown & Monster C hit the ring before he can. Mr. Brown tosses the referee over the top rope. Corino stands up, a stream of red flowing down his back. The crowd lets out an “oh” as Corino stands up. Brown and C grab Lesnar, who can barely stand, and tie him in the top rope. Corino walks over to Lesnar with his bloody hand and slaps him across the face, blood splattering. Corino continues taking shot after shot at Lesnar who is gushing from his cut. Corino is yelling in his face. “Are you happy Brock? You got my blood. And now you get to taste my blood”. Corino slaps him in the face again with his bloody hand. “You won the match. Barely. But the war will NEVER end.” Corino stumbles a bit and about falls to the ground. Brown and Monster C grab him and assist him to the back as Lesnar passes out, tied in the ropes, dripping blood from his face. Officials rush the ring and untie him, as he collapses on the mat.

Styles: Oh. My. God. What have we just witnessed here? The crowd is speechless, and one of the most brutal and demented matches I’ve ever seen is over. The mat looks like the beaches of Normandy, stained red almost entirely. Thank god we have a ring crew coming to change the mat for the main event, because I feel like I need my shots. Brock Lesnar is the #1 Contender, but he doesn’t look like a winner right now. And I don’t think Corino is done with him yet.


Backstage Segment: Questions
Jeremy Borash is backstage, running with a camera crew to catch up to Brent Albright. Albright is heading out the back door with his duffle bag on his arm. Grisham and the crew run ahead of him, as he doesn’t appear to be stopping.

Borash: Brent! Brent! Can we get some answers? What was that all about tonight with Ken Shamrock? Why’d you brutally attack the man that has been training you for the last month?

Albright doesn’t even break stride, and shoves Grisham down to the ground. The camera man backs away, not wanting the same treatment. Albright continues walking, all the way out of the building. The camera turns on Borash, lying on the ground. He just shrugs, like a douchebag.

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Main Event: 8 Man Tag Team Match:
Degeneration X (Triple H, X-pac, Billy Gunn, Road Dogg) v Samoa Joe & Generation Next (Alex Shelley, Austin Aries, Roderick Strong)

DX makes their entrance first, standing in the ring, awaiting the arrival of their opponents. Generation Next and Samoa Joe come to the ring together, and slide in, standing in their corner. The ring announcer does full ring introductions for each man, and all 4 men go into a staredown in the center of the ring. Joe face to face with Triple H. Alex Shelley and X-pac in each other’s faces. Billy Gunn and Roderick Strong stare down, and Austin Aries and Road Dogg lock eyes as well. The referee explains that it is a one fall to a finish match, and that the rules will be strictly enforced. No one even seems to be listening to him, and all 8 men are jawing with one another. Road Dogg is especially talkative, and Aries has no choice but to shut him up, throwing the first punch, and kickstarting a wild melee.

All 8 men brawl all around the ring. So much for the referee’s claims that the rules would be strictly enforced. He tries desperately to restore order, but fights are going on all around the ring. Joe and Triple H pummel each other with hard rights and lefts right in front of the announce position. Joe takes advantage, and smashes Triple H’s face off of the announce table. Aries and Road Dogg eventually end up in the ring first, and Aries takes control, nailing a suplex, and following it up with a knee drop. He spins back through the same move, and yells “You wanna see it again?”. He then does the same knee drop in slow motion, nailing the impact right on Road Dogg’s face to a huge pop. Both teams are now standing on their respective side of the ring, and it looks like control has been restored, around the 8 minute mark. Aries tags in Strong, and they double-team Road Dogg, Strong nailing a drop toehold, following by an Aries swinging elbow, and following by a Strong dropkick to the face. Strong tries to lock in a Boston Crab, but Road Dogg crawls quickly the corner and tags in Triple H.

Strong welcomes the challenge, and locks up with Triple H. Triple H hits a few knees to the stomach and overpowers him. He whips him off the ropes, and nails a knee strike to the face. He gloats as the crowd lets him have him. He nails a hard spinebuster, but can’t even get a 2 count before Alex Shelley smacks him in the back of the head. Triple H turns towards Shelley, giving Strong an opening. He spins Triple H around and chops him HARD. He backs him into the Gen Next corner, and chops him 10 times. He tags in Aries. Aries gives him 10 chops as well. Aries tags Shelley. 10 more chops for Triple H. And lastly, Shelley tags Samoa Joe, to a huge reaction. Joe chops Triple H 10 times, and Triple H stumbled out from the corner, his chest looking like fresh meat. He reaches out for the tag, his partners a good 10 feet away, and falls face first to the mat to a big pop. Joe bounces off the ropes, but catches a knee from Billy Gunn in the back. He turns and slaps Billy, dropping him off of the apron. X-pac grabs Joe, as does Road Dogg, and Triple H crawls to the corner and tags Gunn as the rest of DX pounds Joe in the corner as the referee warns them.

At the 12:00 minute mark, Gunn pounds on Joe in the DX corner. He nails a body slam, and follows it up with a high knee drop. He covers, but only 2. Gunn picks him up and locks in a Cobra Clutch, taking Joe to the mat. Joe pounds his foot on the mat, getting the crowd behind him as Generation Next claps along. Joe gets to his feet, and picks Gunn up in a big backdrop suplex. He drops him square on his head, and makes the tag to Alex Shelley. Shelley goes towards Gunn, but Gunn rolls over and quickly tags in X-pac. X-pac leaps over the top rope, and the crowd buzzes, the X-pac-Alex Shelley feud fresh in their minds. They lock up, and Shelley gets the best of him, whipping him off the ropes and nailing a spinning heel kick. He locks in the move affectionately known as the “SkullF**k”, and wraps him legs around X-pac’s head, driving his face into the mat 5 times. Shelley picks up X-pac and throws him off the ropes again, he leapfrogs, but X-pac stops in his tracks behind Shelley, and kicks him squarely in the back of the knee. Shelley drops to the mat in pain, and X-pac targets on the knee. He drops it into the mat hard a few times, and drags him to the DX corner.

At the 17:00 minute mark, He tags in Triple H, and Triple H licks his chops, looking at Shelley’s knee. Triple H goes to work on the knee, draping it over the bottom rope and jumping on it. He locks in a figure four, and has ahold of Billy Gunn’s hand, putting extra pressure on. Shelley knows he can’t give up, but how much more damage can his knee take. The ref continually checks, but never catches DX cheating. Triple H is now fully suspended in the air, holding on to Road Dogg and Billy Gunn’s hands. Aries has seen enough. He rushes accrossed the ring, knocking both Gunn and Road Dogg off of the apron, and stomping Triple H squarely in the face. The ref ushers him back to his corner, and Shelley attempts to stand up. Triple H tags X-pac back in. X-pac rushes Shelley, but Shelley backdrops him over the top rope. Shelley can feel the adrenalin, but knows he should tag. He hobbles off the ropes, and dives over the top rope onto X-pac, clutching his knee in pain. The Outlaws, still on the ground, run around the other side of the ring, and put the boots to Shelley. Strong and Aries quickly climb up on the two top ropes, and launch themselves down on to the crowd of X-pac, Gunn, Dogg, and Shelley. Triple H gets in the ring and bounces off the ropes, but then stops and gives a “yeah right” motion. The crowd boos. Joe steps in behind Triple H as the crowd explodes. Joe grabs Triple H, gets a running start, and LAUNCHES him over the top onto the crowd of bodies. Now the crowd builds in anticipation, as Joe hits the ropes, and flies over the top with a twisting corkscrew plancha, knocking everything down into the entranceway like a set of bowling pins.

At 20:00, the bodies are getting off the floor, and Shelley is the last one up. He tries to stand, but can’t get up. Strong motions for the trainer, and the doctor comes out and helps him to the back. The match will have to continue 4 on 3. Joe is still fighting it out, now with Road Dogg on the floor. He whips him into the corner of the guardrail, and sets him on a chair. The crowd loudly chants “Ole Ole Ole Ole” as Joe gets a running start. Billy Gunn cuts him off though. Joe invites Billy to come get some, and Gunn runs towards him, only to catch a drop toehold. Gunn’s head goes directly into Road Dogg’s nuts, still seated on the chair. Joe gets some running room, and the crowd really starts up the chant now. Joe runs and hits the Ole kick right into Billy Gunn’s ass, pushing his head into Road Dogg’s nuts, making him let out a loud scream. Meanwhile, in the ring, Aries and Triple H are going toe to toe.

Aries whips him to the buckle, but hits boot when he charges. Triple H takes control, targeting the neck of Aries. He chops him down to the mat with a chinlock, and then stomps away at the neck of Aries. He locks in a Camel Clutch, but Aries won’t tap out. Triple H then locks on a bridged Indian Deathlock, really taking it to Aries. Strong comes in and stomps Triple H in the midsection, breaking it up. Triple H waits for Aries to get to his feet, and grabs him for the Pedigree. Aries wiggles free though, and nails a neckbreaker, leaving both guys down. Aries is up to his feet, but instead of tagging out, he charges to the corner, and takes out all of the other 3 members of DX. He picks up Triple H and nails a brainbuster. 1...2...kickout. Aries drags Triple H to the corner, knowing that he has taken the most punishment of the whole DX team. He tags in Roderick Strong.

Strong goes to work on Triple H, nailing a variety of backbreaker at the 25:00 minute mark. Nothing seems to get the job done though, as Triple H continues to kick out. Strong locks in a backbreaker, but Triple H crawls towards his turnbuckle. He can’t quite make it, but X-pac comes off the top rope with a missle dropkick, breaking the hold. Triple H picks up Strong, and nails the Pedigree! He can’t make the cover though, because he is spent. Both men are down in the ring as the ref begins his count. 1.....2.....3.......4......5.....Road Dogg climbs into the ring and drags Triple H towards the corner. As he does, Samoa Joe jumps into the ring and does the same, dragging Strong towards their corner, but pulling him all the way. Joe tags Strong’s lifeless arm, and rushes in, nailing Road Dogg off of the apron. Triple H tags X-pac as Joe nails Billy Gunn as well. X-pac pounds away at Joe’s back with repeated shots, but they don’t seem to even phase Joe. Joe turns and tells X-pac to use the ropes. X-pac bounces off the ropes, flies at Joe, but Joe catches him and plants him with the S-T-Joe.

Joe whips him off the ropes and nails the powerslam. 1...2...kickout. Road Dogg now rushes into the ring. Aries meets him halfway. Billy Gunn runs in. Strong is in as well. All hell has broken lose here again. The Outlaws tumble through the ropes with Aries and Strong. Joe catches X-pac in the choke, and it looks like he is going out. The referee is checking on the tag teams brawling outside the ring, when Triple H sneaks into the ring with his CSW Title and cracks Joe in the back of the head, making him release the hold. X-pac rolls out of the ring, as Triple H disposes of the evidence. Tripe H picks up Joe for the Pedigree, but Aries floors Gunn outside the ring, and rolls into the ring. He grabs Triple H. BRAINBUSTER. Aries goes back outside, and Strong heads into the ring. He takes Triple H on his shoulders. GUTBUSTER!. Triple H is damn near out, and Joe is getting to his feet. The Outlaws pull Joe and Strong from the ring, and slam them into the guardrail. Aries sneaks back in. He picks up the lifeless Triple H and puts him on the top rope at the 30:00 minute mark. He signals for the brainbuster.

The Finish: Aries goes up, but Road Dogg comes and plants him with a powerbomb in the ring. The referee is checking on Strong and Joe who just hit the guardrail, and Billy Gunn grabs the CSW Title. Road Dogg picks up Aries and holds him, and Gunn is gonna run off the ropes. Alex Shelley comes hobbling down the aisle with a crutch in hand, as Billy Gunn heads for the ropes. Shelley pulls the top rope down with his crutch, and Gunn and the title fly over the top rope. Aries headbutts Road Dogg to let him go, and then suplexes him over the top rope, both of them flying over the top. Triple H is still out, just sitting on the top rope, not knowing where he is. Samoa Joe slides into the ring and sees Triple H seated on the top rope. He looks out to the crowd, and they explode. Joe goes over to the corner, scoops Triple H up in the Musclebuster, and NAILS IT in the middle of the ring. He covers. 1........2..........3!!!

Samoa Joe pins Triple H at 33:02. (78/76/80)
Post-Match: Joe, Aries, Strong, and Shelley, on a crutch, celebrate in the ring as the crowd explodes. The referee raises all 4 of their arms as the show comes to a close.

Styles: Samoa Joe has just pinned Triple H, and what a main event match! Generation Next and Samoa Joe have defeated Degeneration X, and Insurgency is in the books! We’ll see you on Cyclone!


Overall: 80%

Attendance: 5153

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NWA Central States Wrestling presents....
CSW Cyclone Saturday Night


August 5, 2006
Announcers: Joey Styles & Tazz
Kansas City, MO


Still shots from last week’s Mega-Event, CSW Insurgency, are shown on the screen as blurbs from the announcers are played in the background. It runs down the entire card, with alot of emphasis on the pictures from the Corino-Lesnar bloodbath. The image series ends with Samoa Joe pinning Triple H for the win in the main event.

Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen, we are only 6 days removed from Cyclone, and the reverberations are still being felt from that HUGE night. The backstage area is like an Intensive Care Unit, with tons of people either injured or not even in the arena due to their injuries at Insurgency. Before we tell you who WILL be in action, let us give you the injury report. Brock Lesnar won’t be wrestling tonight, because of a concussion and huge laceration on his head. Steve Corino is out of action due to severe blood loss at Insurgency. Alex Shelley’s knee injury will keep him out of action, although the details are still sketchy on what exactly is wrong with that knee. And finally, Ken Shamrock will reported miss a few weeks with a seperated shoulder, after the attack he suffered at the hands of former protege, Brent Albright. But, let’s tell you what we will have. A HUGE Cyclone Spotlight opener has been signed, with Generation Next’s Roderick Strong challenging the current spotlight holder, Low Ki. The Natural Born Thrillers have reportedly issued an open challenge for their CSW Tag Team Titles to any team, continuing their streak as the fightingest champions in CSW. Austin Aries is scheduled to go one on one with X-pac, perhaps to finally end the DX-GenNext war. We’ll also have Samoa Joe, Petey Williams, and New Jack, all in action. But let’s go ahead and get it started with that Cyclone Spotlight Matchup!


Cyclone Spotlight: Low Ki v Roderick Strong
Ki gets a negative reaction as he gets into the ring. He doesn’t seem to mind, as he anxiously awaits to arrival of Roderick Strong. Another GREAT match in the Cyclone Spotlight, as has begun to be the norm. Both men are at the top of their game, countering and blocking each other’s every move. Strong takes control for a brief moment with a series of chops, but Ki blocks one, and nails a hard kick for a near fall in the middle of the match. The Finish: After controlling for a period of time, Ki places Strong on the top rope. He follows him up, and is going to attempt a Ki Krusher from the top. But Strong blocks, and peppers Ki with a series of chops. He puts Ki on his shoulders, and is gonna try the gutbuster from the top. Wait! Here comes X-pac running down the aisle. He jumps up to the apron, and shoves Strong off the top and to the outside, sending both Strong and Ki tumbling to the floor in a heap. The referee calls for the bell.

No Contest: Double Disqualification in 12:14. (82/70/95)
Post-Match: X-pac heads to the top rope and looks down on Strong and Ki, who are climbing to their feet. He leaps off, and Ki steps out of the way, as X-pac crashes onto Roderick Strong. Ki looks like he is about to retaliate on X-pac’s interference, but instead just walks away, perhaps making the choice not to involve himself in the DX-GenNext war. X-pac rolls Strong into the ring and continues the assault, but Austin Aries makes the save. He pounds X-pac into the corner, and then whips him across the ring. He charges and nearly takes his head off with a leaping knee into the corner.

Styles: Well, we were curious if the war was over between Generation Next and Degeneration X, and I guess we have our answer now. X-pac and Aries were scheduled to go one on one later tonight, but I guess they’ve decided not to wait – and wait, I’m getting official word from the back that a referee is on the way, and this match is going to happen right now instead of later tonight. There’s the bell!


Austin Aries v X-pac
Aries and X-pac pay almost no attention to the official as he rushes into the ring. Aries continues the assault, dropping X-pac with a hiptoss and hitting the ropes before dropping a knee over the face of X-pac. The ref gets to a 2 count before X-pac kicks out. The match is picking up steam and going strong, but before it even gets going, DX rears it’s ugly head again. Billy Gunn & Road Dogg come running down into the ring as Aries grabs X-pac for the Brainbuster. They slide into the ring and begin dropping Aries with forearms to the back. The referee calls for the bell.

Austin Aries defeats X-pac by disqualification in 5:43. (81/73/89)
Post-Match: The Outlaws hold Aries as X-pac unloads with stiff shots to the face, ending with a spinning heel kick that finds its mark. Roderick Strong was still outside the ring from the earlier attack, and slides in, beating off all 3 members of DX long enough to give Aries a chance to regroup. Officials fill the ring as the fight continues, and Joey Styles tells us that Alex Shelley is indeed not at the arena tonight due to his injured knee. The officials seperate the groups after a long pull apart brawl, and Generation Next heads to the back, upset that they both ended their matches in such a manner.

Tazz: Joey, you said before that you weren’t sure if the war was over. I think it is safe to say that it is going as strong as ever. DX destroys two very good matches to start of Cyclone, and I get the feeling that they might not be done. Billy Gunn, Road Dogg, and X-pac aren’t a group of guys who take very well to losing. For that matter, neither is Triple H. DX is in a foul mood tonight.


In-Ring Segment: The Chase is On!
With order restored at ringside, Jeremy Borash steps into the ring with a microphone.

Borash: Ladies and Gentlemen, at this time, please welcome the man who this past Sunday became the #1 Contender to the CSW Championship...Brock Lesnar!

Lesnar makes his way out to a rousing reception, and has a bandage over his head once again. Noticeably smaller than the one at Insurgency, it is still in the same place on his forehead. Lesnar jumps onto the apron and approaches Borash.

Borash: Brock Lesnar, before we get to the future, let me ask you about the past. Over the last 2 months, you were in a vicious war with the “King of Old School” Steve Corino, culminating 6 days ago in a brutal First Blood Match that many are calling an early Match of The Year Candidate. Can you tell us how you feel physically after that tremendous match?

Lesnar: Well Jeremy, physically I would say I am definitely less than 100 percent right now. I lost a fair amount of blood in a two day period, and also suffered a mild concussion when Corino cracked me over the head with the ring bell. With that said, I certainly won’t let it deter me from moving forward to new business.

Borash: And speaking of that new business. You are now the #1 Contender to the CSW Championship, currently held by Triple H. Tell us your thoughts on that, if you would.

Lesnar: My thoughts are simple Borash. I got back into wrestling for one reason, and that is to the best. I’m not proud of the way I left wrestling the first time, and I never plan on that happening again. I was in a place where motivation wasn’t exactly flowing out of body, and going to work wasn’t very fun anymore. Now I’m in a place where they WRESTLE, and not only do we wrestle, but the level of competition is like nowhere else in the U.S. or the World. And quite frankly, and I’m sure alot of people in this arena agree with my thoughts on this: I can’t wait to get into the ring with Triple H, and show him just what Brock Lesnar is really all about.

Borash: And I was told you had a bit of a challenge to make here tonight, if I’m not mistaken?

Lesnar: That’s right. Triple H, right now I’m officially challenging you for the CSW Championship. And what better place than August 27th, at Art of War, the very first Pay Per View in CSW’s young history. Now I know DX has had a busy night tonight, and I’m not the kind of guy to get overlooked, so I’ll wait right here, right now, for your response, Triple H.

Lesnar shoves the mic down and leans on the top rope, looking towards the curtain. His next reaction is priceless, as instead of Triple H, he hears the music of SAMOA JOE. Joe walks out and slides into the ring with a purpose. He and Lesnar have a brief staredown before Borash carefully lifts the microphone up to Joe’s mouth.

Samoa Joe: Lesnar...I respect you. We both have one hell of a track record so far here in CSW, but in case you weren’t watching on Sunday Night, I pinned the CSW Champion Triple H right in the middle of this ring. And I’M challenging him to a title shot at Art of –

Before Joe can finish, the music of Triple H kicks on, and he walks out onto the stage with a smile on his face. Lesnar sits down on the middle rope, opening it for Triple H, asking him to come to the ring and clear up the confusion. Triple H gets about halfway down the entranceway, and stops, before adjusting his CSW Championship on his shoulder.

Triple H: Yeah, I bet you two monsters would love for me to come into that ring right now, wouldn’t you. First off, let me clear something up. Samoa Joe. I know you aren’t a big “student of the game”, and don’t really do much homework, but why don’t you borrow the Insurgency DVD from one of these idiots in the audience. Because what you’ll see if you rewatch the main event is that I wasn’t even the legal man when that match ended. So as far as I’m concerned, you’re little “clean win” never even happened. (Boos). And as for you Brock Lesnar? I’m not sure where anyone in the CSW gets off on making you #1 Contender. What have you done? You pounded an Old School Goon around arenas for the last 2 months, and made him bleed alot. Do you know how many people have made Steve Corino bleed alot? As far as I’m concerned, neither one of you chumps is in my league, and neither one of you is getting a shot at this CSW Championship. I’m got 30 days between defenses, and I’m damn sure gonna take my remaining 16 days before I put this up for grabs again.

Triple H begins to lull the two to sleep with his ongoing diatribe, but they’re quickly awakened as Billy Gunn, Road Dogg, and X-pac slide into the ring behind Joe and Lesnar. They start pounding on them as Triple H looks on. Joe and Lesnar quickly get the upper hand though, launching both Outlaws over the top rope to Triple H’s feet, and then double teaming X-pac, and launching him onto the Outlaws at ringside. Triple H begins talking again, but is quickly cut off –

Voice: Excuse me. EXCUSE ME! In the words of my late brother, “Enough is enough, and its time for a change.”

The crowd pops huge as the Large Video Screen fills with President Bret Hart’s image.

Hart: I’m pretty sure everyone in this arena is sick and tired of seeing Degeneration X interfere in every single match, and every single segment. (big pop). Well I’m tired of it too. And as of this very moment, I’m doing something about it. Road Dogg, Billy Gunn, X-pac. Effective immediately, you are all suspended for 2 weeks. (crowd pops HUGE)

The 3 members of DX throw a huge fit as 10 or 12 security guys come wandering out into the aisle. They escort them all to the back, as Triple H is left standing in the aisle alone, staring at the video screen.

Hart: And Triple H, don’t think I forgot about you. Don’t worry, I’m not going to suspend you. (boos). That hardly seems fair, suspending the CSW Champion. Hell, you would probably want that. Instead, next week on Cyclone, you are going to defend your CSW Championship in the biggest match in the history of CSW Cyclone Saturday Night.

Triple H is practically frothing at the mouth as he stares as Hart on the screen. Joe and Lesnar are suddenly all ears.

Hart: Now, both guys in the ring have a legitimate claim for their right to wrestle for the CSW Champion, so next week, both of them out going to get that opportunity. But don’t worry Triple H, I’m not going to make a Triple Threat match. I’ll give you a fighting chance against the two guy you accurately describe as “monsters” just a few minutes ago. Because next week’s Main Event will be an unprecedented Tag Team Match with the CSW Championship on the line. It will be Samoa Joe & Brock Lesnar against Triple H and a partner of his choosing that is not currently suspended from CSW. I say both Joe and Lesnar will get a shot at the title, because the man who makes the pinfall will be the CSW Champion. (HUGE pop from the crowd). Now enjoy your evening, gentlemen.

Triple H hangs his head, silently thinking to himself as he slowly walks up the aisle, not even looking at the 2 competitors in the ring. Meanwhile, in the ring, both men are staring at each other, trying to get a read on what the other is thinking. Lesnar cautiously exits the ring first, and Joe follows shortly after. The crowd is rabid.

(77)

Styles: OH MY GOD! What a main event we have next week on Cyclone. Samoa Joe & Brock Lesnar v Triple H and a partner of his choosing, and the man who makes the pinfall, assuming it isn’t Triple H, will be the new CSW Champion? I’d say President Hart’s fuse just got a little shorter, and I’m liking it.


Hardcore Match: New Jack v Maven
Maven makes his way to the ring first to a suprisingly large pop from the crowd. New Jack comes out next with a trash can full of weaponry once again. He slides it into the ring and grabs the microphone.

New Jack: You know, last week –

Before New Jack can get anything out, Maven attacks him from behind, starting the match. Maven bombards New Jack with anything he can get his hands on, and gets a quick near fall. New Jack waits for one mistake, and Maven makes it, as New Jack nails a low blow. New Jack sorts through the plunder in his garbage can, discarding a glass pitcher, a fully intact lamp, and a cowboy boot, instead settling for a steel chain. He wraps the chain up around his hand, and cold cocks Maven right in the mouth. Out of nowhere. ENTER SANDMAN begins playing throughout the arena. The familiar guitar riff builds slowly and then the crowd ERUPTS as the Sandman appears in the crowd with his Singapore Cane in one hand, and a beer in the other. He makes his way through the crowd, with them singing the words of the song right along with him. New Jack intently watches him as he gets closer to the ring. Sandman gets all the way to the barricade, and cracks a beer right in New Jack’s direction, chugging it down as he points the cane at New Jack. Out of nowhere, Maven destroys the lamp right over New Jack’s head. The music stops, as he covers New Jack. 1...2...3! Maven wins!

Maven defeats New Jack by pinfall in 5:32. (73/77/66)
Post-Match: Maven rolls out of the ring and celebrates, walking right by the Sandman. Sandman cracks a beer and pours it down into Maven’s mouth, standing below him. Sandman turns and exits the same way he came, through the crowd.

Tazz: Well, we now know that the Sandman is indeed here in CSW. I have a feeling New Jack won’t be too happy about the result of that hardcore match when he comes to.


Video Segment: Looking for Answers
Styles: Let’s take a look now at my interview from earlier in the day with Brent Albright. I sat down with Albright in an attempt to get some answers as to why he viciously attacked Ken Shamrock at Insurgency. Roll the tape guys.

A video from earlier in the day rolls with Joey Styles and Brent Albright seated in two comfy loveseats with a quiet backdrop behind them. It looks like it was filmed in a studio.

Styles: I’m joined here this afternoon by Brent Albright, the man who this past weekend at Insurgency lost in his bid for the CSW Tag Team Titles, and then brutally attacked his partner Ken Shamrock, separating his shoulder. Brent, can I start by just asking “why”?

Albright says nothing, and then quietly finally replies.

Albright: No Comment

Styles: Alright, well can you at least tell us what is next for Brent Albright in CSW? Will you continue to work for the CSW Tag Team Titles?

Again, Albright gives a long pause, and finally speaks up.

Albright: No Comment

Styles: Stunning interview here. So would you mind telling us what you call that new finisher that you used to knock Ken Shamrock out?

Albright shoots a look at Styles, picking up on his unwanted sarcasm.

Albright: No Comment

Styles: Okay, honestly. You agreed to come down here to the studio, you agreed to talk to us, and you put on the microphone. Just to say no comment?

Albright looks perturbed, and leans forward at Styles, who backs up as far as he can in his chair.

Albright: You want a comment? Too bad. I do my talking in the ring. And just like I did as Insurgency, I’ll continue to do all my talking in the ring. In fact, how bout I issue a challenge. Anyone who has a problem with what I did to my “mentor” Ken Shamrock, feel free to meet me one on one in the ring next week on Cyclone, and you’ll get all the answers you need. Interview, over.

Albright rips off his microphone and walks out of the room as Styles catches his breath and mutters something to the cameraman.


Petey Williams v Chance Beckett
Petey heads to the ring with his two prizes alongside him: Trish Stratus, and in her hands, the Kansas City Border Championship. Already in the ring is Petey’s opponent, Chance Beckett, who the announcers put over as making his debut on Cyclone. They tell us that Beckett is a 24 year old Canadian, that was trained in the Dungeon in Calgary. Petey Williams looks across the ring, and is less than impressed. He asks for a microphone.

Petey: Excuse me, but who the hell are you?

Petey nonchalantly holds the microphone out, as Beckett steps up to it.

Beckett: My name is Chance Beckett.

Petey: Chance Beckett huh? And you’re Canadian is I remember correctly? What a disgrace to my great country. How much do you weigh kid? About 150, soaking wet?

Beckett: 206 actually.

Petey: Really? Wow, I’m impressed. Well listen, “Chance”. I’m gonna be a nice guy tonight, and give you a “chance” at the KC Border Championship. I’ve been looking for a good challenge lately, and sure as hell haven’t been getting much of one around here. So I’ll break you in nice here, and pop your CSW cherry with a title match. How’s that sound?

Petey holds the microphone out, but before Chance can respond, Petey kicks him in the stomach and gets the match underway. It looks like a squash, but then Chance nails a cross body block out of nowhere for a 2 count. Petey looks shocked, but suddenly finds himself out of the driver’s seats as Chance nails a series of armdrags and hits a small package for a near fall. The match continues, and Chance brings the goods, as he and Petey actually have one hell of a match. The Finish: Petey is suddenly regretting putting his title on the line. Chance nails an Ocean Cyclone Bulldog, and then crabs Petey in a crossface chicken wing. Trish jumps up on the apron, dsitracting the referee. Petey gets some momentum and bounces them both off the ropes, and Chance lets go, pushing towards the ref. The referee moves, and Petey runs right into Trish. He bounces back towards Chance, who nails a german suplex with a bridge. 1...2....KICKOUT! Chance stays on him, nailing a step up enziguri, dropping Petey in the middle of the ring. Chance goes to the corner, and looks out to the crowd. He jumps to the middle rope, and then springs to the top, trying the Best Moonsault Ever. Perfect form, but Petey gets the knees up, and Chance is in pain. Petey jumps to his feet, grabs Chance, and nails the Canadian Destroyer for the win!

Petey Williams defeats Chance Beckett by pinfall in 9:41. (77/58/97)
Post-match: Petey picks up Chance and grabs him by the hair, talking trash and he lifts him and grabs him for another destroyer. He nails it, and then grabs his legs, looking for a Sharpshooter. As Petey starts to turn it over, the crowd explodes. Masato Tanaka is on his way to the ring, and Petey drops the hold and runs out of the ring as Tanaka slides in. Petey grabs the microphone from the ring apron and talks, breathing heavily.

Petey: Oh good lord, look who it is. The CSW Savior. Mr. Respect. What Tanaka, you didn’t like what I was doing in the ring? It is called wrestling, and I WIN when I do it, hence the fact that I am the KC Border Champion. Listen old man, you don’t want any of this. I’m not gonna learn respect by beating the hell out of you like that idiot Samoa Joe did. You’ll be the one learning a lesson, in humility, if you get in the ring with me. So Tanaka, stay out of my affairs, or someone might get hurt

Just as Petey says that, Trish sneaks back into the ring from her fallen position at ringside. She crawls behind Tanaka, and nails him with an uppercut to the balls, dropping him in the ring. Trish exits the ring and joins Petey as they walk up the entranceway, and kiss at the top.

Styles: Well, Petey Williams retains the KC Border Title, but what a debut by Chance Beckett. This kid looks like a star. The bigger news is the sudden return of Masato Tanaka, who didn’t appear to like what was going on in the ring after the match. And now he is the one down, so maybe Petey is right.


Backstage Segment: Grab your Partner
Jeremy Borash is following Triple H through the backstage area with a camera crew in hand. Triple H looks intense, and still looks pissed off from the earlier suspension of the rest of Degeneration X.

Borash: Triple H. With Degeneration X suspended for the next two weeks, do you have any idea of who could be your tag team partner in your biggest match to date in CSW?

Triple H: Shut up Borash.

Triple H walks away, but the camera crew follows. Triple H stops at a door marked STEVE CORINO. He knocks on the door, but there is no answer. He waits a bit, knocks again, and just decides to open it up. Mr. Brown is quickly moving a chair into the middle of the locker room, and we see Monster C come walking out of the shower area, just pulling his mask down over a tuft of blondish-brown goatee hair. Corino is no where to be seen.

Triple H: Uhhhh, hey fellas. What took so long?

Mr. Brown: None of your damn business. Now can we help you?

Triple H: Actually, I was looking for the boss. Where’s Corino at?

Mr. Brown: Actually, he isn’t here. He couldn’t make it to the arena tonight. He’s been in and out of the hospital all week. Turns out he lost alot more blood than we thought on Sunday, and has been having some dizzy spells.

Triple H: Well great. You have anyway I can get ahold of him?

Mr. Brown: Here you go. I’ll call him on the cell.

Brown dials the phone and hands it to Triple H as Monster C sits down in the chair in the middle of the locker room. Brown stands up behind him as Triple H starts to walk out of the room with the phone.

Mr. Brown: Uh-uh. You stay right here where I can see you.

Triple H rolls his eyes, and paces in the locker room. Brown starts massaging Monster C’s shoulders, as Triple H appears to have a pick up on the other end.

Triple H: Hey Steve.....yeah, whats up..........oh you knew I’d call huh?.....yeah, Hart flexing his muscle again, you know..........well yeah, I’d like to go ahead and officially ask you if you would...........yeah I figure you know Lesnar better than anyone, right?..........yeah, I know you have a posse too.......um, yeah they’re right here.......well, the black one is rubbing down the masked one, I really don’t know........oh really?.......interesting........alright man, I’ll see you next week......big match.....bye.

Triple H closes the flip phone and hands it to Brown, who put it back in his suitjacket pocket.

Triple H: So uh, muscles. Does this one speak english or what?

Mr. Brown: He actually doesn’t speak much of anything, but go ahead.

Triple H talks to Monster C as if he were a child, or a retard.

Triple H: Toniiiiight. Youuuu. Versus Samoa Joe? Yeah?

Triple H makes gestures with his words, and Monster C respond by slowly nodding his head up and down.

Triple H: Alrighty then, let’s talk

Triple H reaches back and slams the door shut, knocking the cameraman down. His camera points up at the door, just reading STEVE CORINO as the shot cuts off.

(87)

Tazz: Corino is going to be Triple H's partner next week? And tonight we're gonna get the in ring debut of Monster C, going one on one with Samoa Joe? I gotta say, I like his chances, with a guy like Triple H in there giving him pointers right now.


Open Challenge: CSW Tag Team Title Match:
Natural Born Thrillers © v ??????

The Natural Born Thrillers head to the ring in their wrestling gear, and anxiously wait to see who has answered their open challenge for a shot at the CSW Tag Team Titles. They don’t have to wait long, as the music of “The World’s Greatest Tag Team” fills the arena, and the crowd explodes. Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas make their way down to the ring in their gear, and slide under the ropes, ready to take it to them. They’re cut off by Sean O’Haire.

O’Haire: Woah woah woah. There must be some kind of confusion here. We had an open challenge for our CSW Tag Team Titles, to ANY tag team in Central States Wrestling. We didn’t say anything about facing two washed up singles stars that decided to get back together to rekindle their little flame.

Benjamin and Haas look at each other, not believing what they’re hearing, as the crowd boos loudly.

Jindrak: Sorry boys. We’re done with the handouts here. We faced two teams of washed up singles stars recently, and look what happened, we’re still holding these belts. We’re looking for a real challenge, from a real tag team, that has actually wrestled in some tag team matches. So, if there are any REAL tag team back there, please –

Out of nowhere, old but familiar music fills the arena. OHHHHHHHH WHAT A RUSH!!!!! Jindrak and O’Haire’s mouths drop open as Benjamin and Haas incredulously turn to look at the entranceway. Just as they turn their heads, Jindrak and O’Haire get the jump on them, blindsiding them both with the CSW Tag Team Titles. They pound them down, and Jindrak hits the Widow’s Peak Neckbreaker on Haas while O’Haire plows Benjamin over with the Shining Wizard. O’Haire grabs the mic.

O’Haire: Let that be a lesson to everyone in the back, and especially to these two chumps lying in the ring. No more free handouts. No more free title shots, and nore more open challenges. These are THE most prestigious titles in CSW, and from now on, if you want a shot....you better earn it.

O’Haire drops the mic as he and his tag team partner head to the back. Referees check on the WGTT left lying in the ring.

(65)


Main Event: Samoa Joe v Monster C
Samoa Joe makes his way out first to a huge pop, and is followed shortly after by Monster C, accompanied by Mr. Brown. Monster C and Joe lock up in the center of the ring, with Joe using his strength advantage to take control. Monster C is serviceable to downright good in the ring, and the announcers fill us in on his stats. Styles says they have him listed at about 6 foot 3 inches and 260 pounds. A nice back and forth match, with Monster C getting his fair share of offense. Monster C nails a nice floatover Russian Legsweep for a 2 count on Joe. Joe returns the favor, taking over with a flurry of punches and chops in the corner. Joe tries a irish whip, but C reverses, sending Joe into the buckle. C charges, but Joe catches him around the neck, and drops him hard with the S-T-Joe. The Finish: Brown grabs ahold of Joe’s leg on a whip attempt, and Joe reaches through the ropes, grabbing him around the collar of his jacket. The referee steps onto the apron, trying to get Joe to let go. Monster C comes over and is trying to pry Joe off as well. Joe lets go, and backs into the ring, but Monster C now is tying the ref up on the apron, trying to tell him something about Mr. Brown’s jacket. Joe turns around in the ring, and is immediately greeted by Triple H, who kicks him in the stomach, and drops him with a Pedigree. Triple H bails out, ducking down by the ring apron. Monster C lets go of the ref, turns around, and makes the cover, hooking the leg. 1...2...3! Monster C wins!

Monster C defeats Samoa Joe by pinfall in 10:02. (83/77/90)
Post-Match: Triple H quickly slides back into the ring, as does Monster C and Mr. Brown. They put the boots to Samoa Joe, with Triple H calling the shots. Suddenly, Brock Lesnar comes running down the aisle. Monster C dives over the rope, knowing first hand what Lesnar is capable of. Lesnar goes toe to toe with Mr. Brown before clotheslining him over the top rope. Joe rebounds and nails Triple H with a hard shot and then locks on the Kokina Clutch. Triple H quickly grabs the ropes and dives in between the 2nd and 3rd ropes, bailing to the floor out of Joe’s grasp. Joe and Lesnar slowly back up and bump into each other, turning to attack, but realizing who it is. Instead they just stare down, nose to nose, as Monster C & Mr. Brown retreat up the aisle with Monster C holding his hand in the air. Triple H stays at ringside, staring at the two men in the ring as they staredown.

Styles: Monster C defeats Joe, and things are really getting heated around the CSW Championship. Don’t forget to join us next week! Joe & Lesnar v Triple H and Steve Corino from the sounds of things. Joe and Lesnar are fixated on each other in the middle of the ring, and we very well could be looking at the next CSW Champion right there in that very ring.

Overall: 78%

Attendance: 5041

TV Rating: 2.06
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THE CSW INSIDER MAILBAG

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Hey all, welcome to the debut edition of the CSW Insider Mailbag.  I'm the Insider, and have all the scoops on the backstage happening in CSW.  Let's get to our first question. 

Jack Reed asks "Where the F**k is Double J?  He is my favorite wrestler ever!".

Well Jack, the former CSW Champion Jeff Jarrett has actually taken a bit of a personal leave from CSW.  After losing his title to Triple H, and then failing to win the NWA World Title, Jarrett decided to have a break.  Rumors are running rampant backstage about creative having nothing for him to do, and about possible ideas for his return to the company.  As of right now, his future seems to be a bit up in the air.

Michael Yost writes, "Insider, please tell me who is Monster C and is it really just Steve Corino pretending to be him or is it a new guy I heard he is from Japan too is that for real?"

Thanks for all the punctuation Michael.  Monster C is NOT Steve Corino.  Corino was legitimately not at the arena this week, and is actually recovering from some massive blood loss.  No-one really knows who Monster C is, but my sources tell me that everyone will be let in on the secret within the month.  I personally think he is Mr. Fuji, but I've been wrong before.

Bob O'Leary writes "Hey Insider, I was loving the Undertaker.  He ROOLS.  Where was he at Insurgency, and why wasn't he on Cyclone this week.  He should get the title.  He is a HOSS"

Thanks Bob, but unfortunately I have to be the one to break this to you:  Undertaker is done with CSW.  He came in on an open contract, and wasn't a big fan of the way his very short mini-feud with Samoa Joe was booked.  Taker was said to be upset that he felt like he was being used to keep Joe busy as the hype built for Generation Next's mystery partner.  Taker and CSW had a falling out, but came to a cash settlement for Taker to do the right thing on Cyclone v Samoa Joe.  Taker is a real asshole.

Randy Times writes in "Why is Petey Williams always on my TV?  He sucks, and shouldn't even be getting a push."

Well Randy, all you can do is come to the shows, voice your displeasure with Mr. Williams and his beautiful girlfriend Trish Stratus, and hope for the best.  Petey has reportedly impressed backstage officials with his ability to seemingly put on a good match with anyone.  His match with Chance Beckett this week got rave reviews, and many people backstage really enjoy Petey's mic work as well.  Perhaps you need to quit being a sandy little vagina, and give it a chance?

Well, that is it for the Insider's Mailbag this week.  Keep those questions coming.  Before I go, let me give you a sneak peak at this week's edition of Cyclone Saturday Night.

Roderick Strong will get another chance at Low Ki in the Cyclone Spotlight, and with Degeneration X suspended, it should be a great match.

Brent Albright has issued a challenge for anyone to meet him in the ring that has a problem with what he did to Ken Shamrock. 

And in the Main Event, Triple H defends his CSW Championship when he teams up with Steve Corino to take on Brock Lesnar and Samoa Joe.  The man who makes the pinfall will be CSW Champion, and Triple H's running buddies Degeneration X are suspended, leaving him high and dry.
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NWA Central States Wrestling presents....
CSW Cyclone Saturday Night


August 12, 2006
Announcers: Joey Styles & Tazz
Kansas City, MO


Joey Styles & Tazz welcome us to ringside to open up the show:

Styles: Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. I am Joey Styles, joined ringside by Tazz, and we want to personally thank you for joining us on what is sure to be one of the biggest nights in CSW’s young history. The biggest main event in Cyclone’s history takes place tonight, as Triple H defends his title in a tag team match. Yes, you heard right, Triple H and his handpicked opponent Steve Corino will take on Samoa Joe and Brock Lesnar, and the man that scores the pin could WIN the CSW Championship tonight. In addition to that, we have a huge 4 way Tag Team Contender’s match, the return to the ring of Masato Tanaka, and Brent Albright in action as well. But as always, we kick it off with the Cyclone Spotlight, and a rematch of last week’s matchup, which was interrupted by the now suspended Degeneration X. Let’s go to the ring.


Cyclone Spotlight: Low Ki v Roderick Strong
Ki makes his way out first, to mainly boos from the crowd. Strong is out next and gets a great reaction from the Kansas City fans. Both men circle each other in the ring, but stop dead in their tracks when they hear the music of Petey Williams over the speaker system. The KC Border Champion walks out with Trish Stratus at his side, and has a microphone:

Petey: So this is the Cyclone Spotlight that I’ve heard so much about? Before you guys get to your heated rematch here, I have a bit of news for you. You see, I’m the KC Border Champion. THE most prestigious championship in the CSW is right here on my shoulder. Do you know who I wrestled last week? A guy named Chance Beckett. Well that isn’t gonna stand with a superstar of my caliber. I deserve the main events, I deserve the headlining gigs, and I certainly deserve worthwhile opponents better than Chance Beckett. And that is where you fellas come into this deal. Cause this match is now going to be a Triple Threat match. I figured what better way to get my name into the lights, than to put it firmly in the Cyclone Spotlight. I had to make a few concessions for it to happen, including putting my KC Border Title on the line if I wanted into the Spotlight. So you heard right. Triple Threat, with the KC Border Title, AND the spotlight on the line.

Petey drops the mic and heads into the ring. The ref calls for the bell, and we are underway with a KC Border Title match in the Cyclone Spotlight. Petey heads right for Strong, who quickly turns the tide and lays into him with chops. Low Ki spins Petey around, and hits a few strikes of his own. They continue alternating on Petey, until Ki sees an advantage, and nails a swift kick to Strong, knocking him through the ropes and to the floor. The match continues in 3 way fashion, with Ki dominating for the most part on Petey. Petey takes a powder into the arms of Trish Stratus, and regroups. The Finish: After more heated action in the ring between the 3 men, Ki sets Strong up on the corner, pulling him down into the tree of woe. Petey attempts to move Ki, and climbs up into the “Oh Canada” position, but Ki isn’t having it, and pulls Petey out of the way, shoving him back towards the opposite turnbuckle. Ki charges Petey out of nowhere and lays him into the corner with a charging dropkick to the chest. Ki goes back to Strong, climbs to the top, and steps on Strong’s knee, forcing him up. He leaps off with the Ghetto Stomp, right on Strong’s face. 1...2...NO!! Trish Stratus just pulled Low-Ki off of Strong in mid-cover. This match was over. Ki slides out of the ring, and grabs Trish by the hair. Trish is screaming, and Ki doesn’t look happy. Petey runs and nails a baseball slide dropkick on Ki. He picks him up and slides him into the ring. Petey gets on the ring apron, and Ki is getting to his feet. Petey tries to shoulder him in the stomach to set up a sunset flip, but Ki blocks with a knee to the head. He grabs Petey and suplexes him back into the ring, but Petey falls on Ki in mid suplex. 1...2...3!!! Petey just pinned Low Ki! And now we see that Trish Stratus has ahold of Low Ki’s legs, holding him into place as Petey got the pin. She swept his feet right out from under him!

Petey Williams defeats Low Ki by pinfall in 12:21 to retain the KC Border Title. (71/73/85)
Post-Match: Strong is finally coming to from the Ghetto Stomp, and rolls out of the ring, disappointed in his showing. Petey walks over and has the ref raise his hand, and the referee hands him the KC Border Title. Petey turns around with Low Ki standing right behind him. Petey makes a gesture like “Hey man, no hard feelings” and sticks his hand out to Ki. Ki looks at his hand, and then out of nowhere swings around a hard roundhouse kick to Petey’s head. The crowd cheers as Petey hits the mat and his title flies into the air. Low Ki bails out of the ring, and shoots a look at Trish, who immediately runs around the outside to the other side of the ring. Ki walks to the back without acknowledging anyone in the crowd.

Styles: Well, the Cyclone Spotlight now has the KC Border Title hold, Petey Williams securely entrenched in it. I guess Petey got his wish, because he knows he’ll be on the show next week, as he’ll be opening it up in the Cyclone Spotlight. Right now lets go back to the ring for more action, as Cyclone continues...


Brent Albright’s Open Challenge
Brent Albright aggressively walks to the ring and stands, staring at the entranceway, interested to see who will answer his challenge from last week. A quick video shows Albright’s interview, or lack of one, and his challenge for “anyone that has a problem with what he did to Ken Shamrock” to come out here. Albright looks disappointed and surprised to see Chance Beckett walking to the ring. Beckett rolls into the ring and looks at Albright, and asks for a microphone from ringside. He sounds nervous and uneasy on the microphone, but slowly sounds more comfortable:

Beckett: Listen man, I don’t want any problems, and I don’t have anything against you Brent Albright. You’re a hell of a wrestler, and we pass each other in the back every day, but I never really had the guts to tell you what I thought of you at Insurgency a few weeks ago. You said if anyone had a problem with what you did to Ken Shamrock, to come out here and tell you. Frankly, I have a problem with it, man. I don’t know Ken personally, but you can’t imagine what I would’ve given for the opportunity that you had. I trained in the dungeon in Calgary, Alberta Canada. The same place Ken Shamrock trained under the Harts when he started with the WWF. He is a master technician and a hell of a fighter, and I intend on modeling myself around him and other guys like him. If I had the chance to learn with him, to have him tutor me, I certainly wouldn’t have thrown it away by trying to make a name for myself. What you did was cold, uncalled for, and—

Beckett can’t finish, as Albright knocks him head off with a hard clothesline to begin the match. Albright handles the match pretty handily, as Beckett never had a chance to get started, and can’t rebound from Albright’s brutal mat-based attack. Albright works on the arm, but shifts gears out of nowhere, nailing a dropkick that appears to be targeted right on the ankle. The Finish: Albright attacks the ankle, smashing it over the ring ropes and putting pressure on it. He drags Beckett to the middle of the ring and hooks on the anklelock. Beckett taps out after fighting it for a bit.

Brent Albright defeats Chance Beckett by submission in 4:45. (56/52/74)
Post-Match: Albright refuses to let go as the ref attempts to pull him off of Beckett. The crowd suddenly roars, as we see Ken Shamrock coming down the aisle, along with Maven and Billy Kidman. Kidman & Maven are attempting to hold him back, but Shamrock is walking intently to the ring, with his arm still in a sling. Albright is finally getting off of Beckett, and hasn’t even noticed Shamrock. Shamrock fights through the two wrestlers, and climbs up on the apron. It is almost as if Albright feels it, as he stops dead in his tracks and slowly turns around, to see Shamrock on the apron. Albright slowly walks towards him, as Shamrock looks to be calling Albright every name in the book, albeit under his breath. Albright gets right up to Shamrock’s face, and they stare at each other. They start exchanges words, with Albright cracking a smile, and right as it begins to escalate, Maven & Kidman pull Shamrock off the apron, and officials come rushing out. Luckily they don’t have to get involved, as order is restored, and Shamrock is escorted to the back by the other wrestlers.

Tazz: Well, Albright said a mouthful in the ring with his performance over Beckett, but how about that post-match altercation? Shamrock isn’t even cleared to return to the ring yet from his separated shoulder, but it is obvious he has something to say to his former student, Brent Albright. Let’s head backstage...


Backstage Segment: The Champ comes a knockin

Jeremy Borash is trailing Triple H with a camera crew as he walks through the backstage area in his ring gear.

Triple H: Jesus, Borash. You’re everywhere.

Borash: Triple H, I just wanted to ask you about your thoughts on tonight’s huge main event. To say the odds are stacked against you would be an understatement.

Triple H: Ya sure about that?

Triple H shoves Borash away, and continues walking in the back until he once again comes to a door that reads STEVE CORINO. Triple H again pushes the camera away, and they back down the hall as we see the door open, and Triple H step inside.


Tag Team Contender’s Match:
Mexicools v Full Blooded Italians v World’s Greatest Tag Team v Danny Doring & Roadkill

All 4 teams make their entrances to the ring, as we see a pre-taped interview in the lower right hand corner of the screen from the CSW Tag Team Champions, the Natural Born Thrillers:

O’Haire: You know, last week, we said there would be no more freebies. No more open challenges, no more non-title matches, no more handouts. You want a shot at the champs? Well then you have to earn it.

Jindrak: So we pitched a rather brilliant idea to President Hart, and of course he loved it. 4 of the top teams in CSW compete in an elimination match. If you get eliminated first, you’re #4 on the list. If you win, you’re the #1 Contender, and can have a shot at our titles. I think you all can fill in the rest. Pretty damn generous of us if you ask me. Good luck boys.

After all the ring entrance are done, the matchups is underway. A heated tag team match, with many frequent tags. The first elimination comes with the FBI double teaming Danny Doring in the corner. After frequent tags, Guido comes off the top, nailing the Sicilian Slice for the elimination.

Eliminated – Danny Doring & RoadKill (Guido pins Doring at 4:54)

Super Crazy immediately jumps on Guido, and they rattle off an impressive sequence in the middle of the ring, ending with a stalemate. Psicosis comes in, and Mamaluke tags in for Guido. After more impressive back and forth action, Mamaluke hits the ropes, and Charlie Haas makes a blind tag. Mamaluke gets rocked in a tiltawhirl backbreaker by Psicosis, but he turns around right into a crossbody block off the top rope by Haas for the 3 count!

Eliminated – Mexicools (Haas pins Psicosis at 8:32)

Down to the FBI and World’s Greatest Tag Team, Haas and Mamaluke go at it, with it turning into a pier six brawl with both teams in the ring. The Finish: Mamaluke and Guido dump Haas to the outside, and Mamaluke goes up top, nailing a body press onto Haas on the outside. Shelton clotheslines Guido over, and then hits the ropes. He launches over the top with a no hands plancha, taking out everyone on the floor. Guido crawls back into the ring first, and Joel Gertner hops on the ring apron to talk to the official. Mark Jindrak & Sean O’Haire come bolting down the entranceway and put the boots to Shelton Benjamin, who is still down from his impressive maneuver. They pick him up and nails a double team spinebuster on the floor, and then roll him into the ring, with Gertner still holding onto the official. They slide under the ring, and Guido makes the pin on Benjamin. Haas gets to his feet and attempts to get into the ring to break it up, but both Thrillers have ahold of his feet from under the apron. 1...2...3!

FBI defeats World’s Greatest Tag Team when Guido pins Benjamin at 11:04 to become #1 Contender’s to the CSW Tag Team Championship. (72/73/87)

Styles: Well there you have it. Haas & Benjamin had a huge oppurtunity following last week’s butt-whipping at the hands of the Tag Team Champs, but the Thrillers ensured that they won’t be defending against the WGTT. The FBI are the number one contenders, and are jumping around like they just won the super bowl.


In-Ring Segment: Enter New Jack
New Jack walks down to ringside, looking at pissy as ever, and looks kind of naked without his trademark trash can full of weapons. He rolls into the ring to some surprisingly loud heat from the crowd. They really don’t like this guy. He grabs a mic, which has to put the censors immediately on alert.

New Jack: Kiss my ass Kansas City. I don’t give a damn what ya’ll think, and I sure as shit don’t care if you boo me. (Louder boos). I’m here tonight to talk about one person. The Sandman. (loud pop). Last week Sandman, you got your sorry white wrinkled up ass involved in my match, and made me lose a hardcore match to Maven. I don’t even think that kid is black, but he sure as s**t hit me like he was stealing something from me. Sandman, I aint got time for your bulls**t. I’ve seen it all before. You’re all hype, and no substance. You tried to steal my spotlight in ECW, and now you have to bring your cracker ass to CSW and do it again? Over the years, as the legacy of ECW has gotten slapped around like a whore at Raven’s house, alot of things have been misrepresented. Somehow, YOU’RE the hardcore icon? Kiss my ass. You were doing silly s**t like getting “blinded” by Tommy Dreamer, and bringing your wife and kid onto TV. You know what I was doing? I was cutting fat kids open and sending them to the E.R. I was jumping off balconies. I was sacrificing my body, and putting on a show. And everytime that music hit, people knew they were gonna get a f***in show that they’d never forget. (a few cheers start to pop up). I’m not talking about you, you sorry ass motherf***ers. I’m talking about real fans: Philly fans. You all can still kiss my black ass. Sandman, you want to get involved in my business? You want to be “hardcore” by pointing a goddam stick at my head? It’ll be the last time you ever point that f***in stick at anybody, cause I’m gonna break it off and –

ENTER SANDMAN begins playing throughout the arena, and the fans explode again. New Jack immediately begins looking around the crowd, and sees an area starting to look behind them. Sandman walks out of an entry in the crowd with a beer in one hand, and singapore cane in the other. New Jack throws his mic down and goes through the ropes. He is going through the crowd!!! He gets halfway up the steps and meets Sandman on his way down. They immediately starting beating the holy hell out of each other as the fans around them go nuts. Security tries to rush the area, but is scattered around the arena, and is a bit late getting there. Sandman takes the upper hand for a bit, but New Jacks nails a kick to the nuts, and they brawl down through the crowd towards the front entry to the arena. The camera gets stuck in the mass of people, and can’t keep up, as we see New Jack, Sandman, and a herd of security guards fighting towards the doors of the arena.

(78)

Tazz: As a former ECW alumnist, I can tell you that this thing does indeed run deep between these guys. In ECW, we all worked towards a common goal, but now that the history books have been written, New Jack seems to be quite pissed off by Sandman’s arrival here in CSW.


Masato Tanaka v Elix Skipper
Tanaka makes his way down the ring to a big pop from the crowd. Skipper gets good heel heat, and the match is underway. The announcers talk up Tanaka’s return to CSW, and how he hasn’t done much since his intense feud with Samoa Joe a few months ago. Tanaka shakes off the ring rust quickly, taking an early flurry from Skipper, and responding with a hard elbow to the face. He whips Skipper to the corner, and hits a charging elbow, before going to the middle rope and dropping yet another elbow into Skipper’s jaw for a 2 count. The Finish: Skipper nails a thumb to the eye and takes control again, but it doesn’t last long. Skipper tries to whip Tanaka to the turnbuckle, but Tanaka reverses, and Skipper walks up the turnbuckle, doing a backflip. But Tanaka didn’t follow him in like most do. He stopped halfway, and Skipper landed right in front of him, befuddled. Tanaka grabbed him and hit a HUGE release German suplex, putting Skipper right on his head. He pulled him into the middle of the ring and covered. 1..2..3!

Masato Tanaka defeats Elix Skipper by pinfall in 5:46. (71/77/81)
Post-Match: As Tanaka gets his hand raised, he is cut off by a voice. The crowd looks to the entranceway, and Petey Williams emerges, with a microphone in his hand once again.

Petey: Congratulations on your win there Tanaka. Did you people here like seeing him back in the ring? (the crowd explodes, wary of Petey’s intent). You know, that’s something I’m never going to understand. Why the crowd loves you so damn much. (big pop). I’m not even quite sure why CSW wasted a draft pick on you when they put together this territory. I mean, what exactly have you done? You scarred your body up in FMW doing death matches and other brainless things to harm your body. Then you go on to ECW and get dropped on your head a few times by some chump named Mike Awesome, and that makes you a star? (big pop from the crowd again). You people shut the hell up. This is between me and Tanaka. Or do you even understand me in there? Let me simplify it for you.

Petey puts the mic down to his side, and simply holds up two middle fingers directly at Tanaka. Tanaka jumps through the ropes and heads for Petey, but Petey is quickly gone out the entrance way as the fans chant “Ta-Na-Ka, Ta-Na-Ka” as he exits the ringside area.


Backstage Segment: Let’s Do This
A backstage camera shot shows Samoa Joe warming up, standing alongside Austin Aries, Roderick Strong, and Alex Shelley. Shelley is still on crutches, and all 3 are barking words of encouragement to Joe.

Aries: Hey man, this is the night. I know we’ve had alot of battles, and alot of them for championships, and I sure wouldn’t mind stepping into the ring with you again for a title.

Shelley: I’m pretty sure we all wouldn’t mind that. This is what we talked about though, J-man. Get that damn title off of Triple H, and lets show this territory, hell, lets show the whole country what we’re all about in the ring.

Strong: You’re the—

Strong stops speaking the minute he sees Brock Lesnar approaching behind Joe. Lesnar slaps Joe on the back.

Lesnar: You ready for this, boy?

Joe stops cold, and pulls the towel off from around his neck, but Lesnar just keeps on walking. Joe walks directly behind Lesnar. The Main Event is NEXT!

Shelley: (yelling down the hallway)Yeah, you go get em Joe! (aside to Generation Next) Good gravy that guy is big.

(69)


Main Event: CSW Championship Tag Team Match:
Triple H © & Steve Corino v Samoa Joe & Brock Lesnar

Brock Lesnar is out first to a full ring intro, followed by Samoa Joe. Both get huge pops, and it is hard to say just who gets the bigger reaction. The two men avoid each other like the plague in the ring, and don’t seem to intent on having much chemistry tonight. Next out is Steve Corino, who the crowd absolutely kills upon his entrance. He soaks it in and steps in the ring, staring down Brock Lesnar. Triple H makes his entrance last, looking confident but deserted by the lack of Degeneration X at his side. He gets in the ring, and shakes hands with Corino as they discuss things in the corner. The referee holds the belt up over his head, and the announcers go over the rules of the match once again. The man who makes the pinfall or submission will be the CSW Champion.

Corino starts out in the ring with Samoa Joe. Joe overpowers Corino into the corner, and after a clean break, slaps Joe across the face. Joe turns his head, and then looks back at Corino, and spits in his face, before pounding him with a flurry of alternating chops and punches. He whips him to the buckle, and charges in with a high knee. Corino falls to the mat, and Joe covers. 1....kickout. Triple H was already on his way into the ring, as was Brock Lesnar. This could be an interesting match. Joe stays on Corino, and nails a hard snap powerslam. He covers, 1...2..no. Joe jumps up out of the cover as he sees Triple H getting into the ring, and floors him with a hard clothesline. He takes Triple H and throws him over the top rope to the floor. Joe picks up Corino and whips him into his team’s turnbuckle, where he places Corino on the top rope. As Joe grabs him for a Musclebuster, Lesnar slaps Joe’s shoulder and tags in. Joe sets Corino back down, and stares a hole into Lesnar. Lesnar walks around Joe, and grabs Corino. He climbs up on the middle rope and nails a superplex. 1...2..No! Corino kicks out, and Triple H slid back into the ring to make sure the cover didn’t happen.

At 6 minutes, the theme continues, with Triple H breaking up pinfalls on Corino. Corino finally catches a break when Lesnar puts his head down, and Corino nails a swinging neckbreaker. He then goes on the offensive against the man he knows all too well. Corino works over the neck of Brock Lesnar, slapping on an Octopus hold on the massive man. Corino tells the ref to check Lesnar, but Joe has seen enough and walks into the ring and nails Corino on the back with an open hand slap, causing him to break the hold. Triple H is shouting at Corino to come tag in, and Corino begrudgingly walks over and tags Triple H. Triple H stays on Lesnar’s neck, locking in a bridged indian deathlock. Joe again waits a bit, and then walks in, and slaps Triple H hard across the stomach. The referee warns Joe not to do it again. Lesnar and Triple H battle it out, with Triple H hitting his knee facebuster on Lesnar, but it didn’t face him. Lesnar hits a massive clothesline, and then stumbles backwards into his corner for a tag.

Joe rushes the ring and nails Triple H with a hard clothesline. He chops him across the back while in a seated position, and then nails a hard kick to the chest. He bounces off the ropes and hits a kneedrop to the face. He covers, 1...2..no, Corino comes in and pulls Joe off of Triple H now. Joe nails a hard uppercut to Corino, sending him through the ropes. Joe turns around, and Triple H nails a kick to the stomach. He sets up for the Pedigree, but Joe counters, lifting him straight up into the air and walking him to a turnbuckle. He sets him up there, but Triple H fights off, not wanting to be in that position again. Triple H hits a thumb to the eye, and whips Joe to the corner. He charges, but Joe catches him with the S-T-Joe. He waits for Triple H to get to his feet, and runs off the ropes for a dropkick, but Triple H is a step ahead, and tries to slam Joe. But Joe drops behind him, and locks in the KOKINA CLUTCH!!! Triple H backs Joe into a corner, but looks like he is gonna tap out. Corino is still on the floor. Lesnar just tagged Joe in the back, again! Lesnar is the legal man. The referee makes Joe break the hold, and Lesnar scoops Triple H up for the F5. Before Joe leaves the ring, he pulls Triple H off of Lesnar’s shoulders.

The Finish: Lesnar and Joe stare down in the middle of the ring, with Triple H lying on the mat. Corino charges out of nowhere and hits a double knee to Lesnar’s back, sending him crashing into Joe, and Joe through the ropes to the floor. Corino rolls Lesnar up. 1...2...Kickout! Joe gets to his feet on the floor, but is suddenly ambushed by 3 fans that jumped out of the crowd. Wait a minute! It’s Degeneration X!. X-pac, Billy Gunn, and Road Dogg attack Joe in the aisle as the referee attempts to restore order. They aren’t even supposed to be here. Austin Aries, and Roderick Strong come running down the aisle with Alex Shelley hobbling alongside on his crutches. They crash into DX like two sides of a huge battle coming together, and a brawl erupts on the floor. Joe is down on the mat, and Lesnar just nailed a powerbomb on Corino in the ring. He covers him, but the ref is still trying to separate the men at ringside. He slides into the ring. 1...2..Kickout by Corino.

X-pac nails Alex Shelley in the knee, dropping him, and jumps up on the apron. The referee is telling him to get down, but Shelley begins fiddling with the top turnbuckle. The referee is holding on to the turnbuckle pad, but X-pac looks like he is doing something behind the turnbuckle pad. The ref has no choice to desert X-pac in the corner, as Lesnar scoops Corino up for the F5! He nails it in the middle of the ring. 1....2....NO! Triple H jumps on top of Lesnar, breaking up the pin. The Outlaws, GenNext, and Joe continue brawling on the floor. All of a sudden, the top rope comes lose and flops into the ring. X-pac took the steel turnbuckle completely off of the steel ringpost. The referee is confused, and is trying to hook it back up, but the turnbuckle is missing. X-pac tosses the turnbuckle overhead to Triple H in the ring, and he turns and clocks Brock Lesnar right across the side of the face with it. He grabs Lesnar, and hits the Pedigree!!! He walks over to the ropes and drops the sttel turnbuckle to the outside to get rid of the evidence, but Steve Corino comes and pushes him from behind, sending him flying over the 2nd rope to the outside. Corino falls on top of Lesnar. The ref gives up on the rope and turns around. 1....2....3!!!! CORINO WINS?!

Steve Corino pins Brock Lesnar in 18:12. (78/89/84)
Post-Match: The referee talks to the ring announcer, and he makes his official announcement as Triple H stands on the outside in disbelief.

Howard Finkel: Your winner of the match.......and NEW CSW Champion. Steve Corino!

Triple H is outraged, but can’t even get to Corino, as Joe has grabbed him from behind. X-pac jumps into the melee, and Corino doesn’t know what to do in the center of the ring. He just celebrates with the CSW Championship, holding it high above his head as war breaks out on the outside. Corino stands over Brock Lesnar, holding the title right down in his face. The fight continues on the outside until it is stopped by an outraged voice.


In-Ring Segment: Enough is Enough

Voice: Enough! Stop! Stop right now, or I swear to God I’ll cut everyone one of you!

The fans look to the video screen, expecting to see President Hart, but instead, he makes a rare appearance in the arena, walking out onto the stage.

Hart: I’ve had enough, and this s**t has got to stop RIGHT NOW!

The two rival factions stop brawling when they hear Hart, knowing that he really means business this time. They each end up separating to two side of the ring, and Corino steps off of Lesnar, backing into the corner, holding his title tight, fearful of what might be coming. Triple H immediately begins pleading his case from over 100 feet away about what just transpired.

Hart: You all are like a bunch of animals. Degeneration X, you’re SUSPENDED. You aren’t even supposed to be in the arena. I should fire each and every one of you right now. And Triple H, don’t think I don’t see your mouth moving over there. It’s official, it’s final, and it stands, Steve Corino is the new CSW Champion.

Corino holds the title up, looking serious and proud for the first time so far, as Triple H continues to bitch about the “damn rope not even being on” all the while looking up at Corino, wanting to kill him for stealing his title. Lesnar begins to stir on the mat, finally crawling up to a knee.

Hart: But don’t get too excited Corino. Because I’m going to sign your first title defense right now. At “Art of War”, CSW’s first PPV, you will defend the CSW Title against the rightful #1 Contender, Brock Lesnar (huge cheer).

Joe looks up into the ring, not happy that he isn’t the one getting a shot at the title. Triple H is still really pissed off.

Hart: But this issue with you two has reached a boiling point, and obviously needs to be settled. You two want to act like animals? You guys want to rip each other limp from limm and bloody each other? Fine, then I’ll treat you like animals. Because it is going to be a DOG COLLAR MATCH for the CSW Championship. (HUGE POP from the crowd). Oh but I’m not done yet. Let me get to you 8 standing at ringside. DX, you disobeyed me. Generation Next, you aren’t innocent either. You all have to stop interfering in matches, especially each other’s matches. It is time to settle this, and we’re going to do it in the only place fit for a bunch of animals. If you can’t follow the rules, then there will be no rules. You’ve left me no choice, and drive me to the breaking point. At “Art of War”, it is going to be a rematch from Insurgency. Degeneration X v Generation Next & Samoa Joe...IN WARGAMES!!!

Hart drops his mic as the crowd EXPLODES. Lesnar is crawling to his feet, and the two factions stare at each other from opposite sides of the floor.

(87)


Overall: 74%

Attendance: 5026

TV Rating: 1.99

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Corino as CSW Champion is an AWESOME idea! It makes me feel good knowing I traded him to you, since if he'd stayed in NEW he would be in a mid-card feud with Tajiri right now. Corino has been consistently the best part of your shows since he arrived.
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Man, I just love the booking in this fed. Everything keeps me on the edge of my seat as half of the time I have no idea where you are going, but everything always turns out awesome. Sorry I haven't replied for the last couple of shows, but I'm just now getting a chance to catch up on them. Keep it up dude, and hopefully I'll be able to follow this a little more regularly once the summer is over.
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Gawd, I miss this fed. C'mon, Jamie, bring it back, I'm begging you B)
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