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| NWA Saturday Night Thread; August 26th 2006 | |
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| SamoaRowe | Aug 26 2006, 01:49 PM Post #1 |
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Jamie hasn't posted a new thread, so I thought I'd do it B) My show will be up later tonight. |
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| SamoaRowe | Aug 26 2006, 01:50 PM Post #2 |
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| SamoaRowe | Aug 26 2006, 03:34 PM Post #3 |
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NEW Saturday Night August 26th 2006 Live from Portland, Maine! In-ring segment: The Double Champion “If you smeeeeeeeeeell what the Rock is cooking” blares across the arena, and out comes the NWA and newly crowned NEW Champion! The Rock makes it to the ring and takes a microphone. Rock: Finally… THE ROCK HAS COME BACK… to Portland. Six days ago, The Rock went against Chris Jericho, title against title, and emerged not only as the NWA World Heavyweight Champion… but also as the people’s NEW Champion. Now all week, The Rock has been repeatedly asked the same question… “what next?” You see, The Rock is an NEW superstar, and a damn proud one at that, but starting next week The Rock must go on tour. As NWA Champion, it is The Rock’s job to tour the different NWA territories and square off against the best of the best. The Rock may end up trading punches with Triple H, or The Rock could be facing back the challenge of Dave Batista. Hell, the Rock may be heading south of the border to take out Juventud Guerrera, or maybe even to the mid-Atlantic to kick Christopher Daniel’s candy ass! But now The Rock is the NEW Champion as well. Therefore, The Rock has decided to… (Rock is cut off by some familiar music). John Bradshaw Layfield has come out to the arena, already holding a mic. JBL: Rock, I’m afraid I can’t let you do this. There is no way in hell I’m going to let you take our territory belt to any other NWA federation. I would rather die than risk seeing the NEW Championship defended in CSW, M-A, Mexico, or even in the mid-Atlantic. I could give a damn if you leave us and tour, but that NEW title is staying right here! Rock: Now excuse me… “Bradshaw” is it? Are you challenging The Rock? JBL: You’re damn right I am! I want a shot at the NEW Championship and I want it tonight! Before The Rock can accept, he is interrupted by more familiar music. Chris Jericho comes out, holding his own mic. Chris Jericho: John Bradley Lakefield… will you please SHUT THE HELL UP! Where do you get off thinking you get a title shot before me! At Summerslam, you got beaten by Chris Sabin and Mid-Atlantic’s John Cena. I have my rematch clause for the NEW title, and no one is getting a shot before me! Rock: Well, The Rock has a proposition for you. Tonight, it will be The Rock defending the NEW Championship… against Bradshaw… and Chris Jericho. But then, when The Rock is done beating the holy hell out of your monkey asses, The Rock will take his title belts and hit the road and you will just have to give some respect to our new Boston Harbor Champion, James Gibson, in The Rock’s absence. JBL: You’re on, Rock. But I promise you this, I will do whatever it takes to make sure you don’t leave as the champion… even if it means sacrificing myself at all costs. Plague: Well, Rowe, The Rock just decided what our main event is going to be tonight. What are you going to do about it? Rowe: Nothing, I agree with The Rock. However, it doesn’t seem fair to me that JBL is getting a title shot when he just lost at Summerslam. If JBL gets a title shot, then I think Chris Sabin should get one too. Next week, I’ll grant Sabin a title shot, against whichever champion he wants to face… or is still around. 95% Match One: Brian Kendrick and Jerrelle Clark vs Johnny Devine and Chris Sabin The match starts off with a bang, as Sabin and Devine both hit simultaneous arm drags and drop kicks on Kendrick and Clark. Kendrick and Sabin wrestle the majority of the match against each other, and it turns into a pretty great little television match. Sabin hits the Cradle suplex on Clark and goes for the cover, when suddenly a fan jumps over the railing. The fan attacks both Clark and Sabin, causing a double disqualification at 5:23! The fan, who is wearing a superman t-shirt, bolts off back into the crowd before security can do anything about it! No contest: ***1/4 (77/66/88) Rowe: What the hell? A fan just ran in and took down two NEW stars? Plague: Is he a wrestler? He did look familiar! Rowe: God, I hope he’s a wrestler, not that it makes a difference, he had no business in attacking our stars. Backstage segment: The mysterious fan. Eric Bischoff is storming around in the back, demanding the security forces track down the fan who got involved with the previous match. Bischoff storms around and almost walks right into Rob Van Dam. Bischoff: Did you see that! A fan attacked two of our guys! He has some nerve, I’m going to find his ass and get him arrested! RVD: Hold on, Eazy E. That was no fan! Bischoff: What? Don’t tell me he’s some friend of yours. RVD: Actually, that was Chris Hero. Bischoff: Who? RVD: Chris Hero. He was a wrestler for PTL. Bischoff: What? RVD: You know, Pushing the Limits. They were an NWA territory, I wrestled there for about a month. It recently went under. Bischoff: So Chris Hero worked for PTL, and now he’s interfering in MY show! What do you think he wants? RVD: I don’t know, probably a job. Bischoff: Well, I don’t want to give him a job. In fact, I just hired back Danny Basham, who was feeling very unhappy about his decision to work for PTL, so I’m at the end of my generous streak. If I see Hero, or any more former PTL guys around here, I’m going to have them thrown out of the building. RVD: Sounds good, buddy. I’m about to head to the ring. Oh, you got the brief case I wanted? Bischoff: Damn right. (Hands the case to RVD). Have fun with that. RVD: Believe me, Edge and I will. 78% In-ring segment: The “return” of the Dudleyz! The old Dudley Boyz music plays and their pyro goes off, and the crowd goes wild. Team 3D must be rebelling by being the Dudley even though they lost the rights to do so… or not. The crowd’s cheers turn to boos when they realize it’s actually Edge and Rob Van Dam coming out to the ring dressed in Dudley Boy attire. They take microphones. Edge: Waasssssuuup! My name is Edge Dudley, and this is my friend, Rob Van Dudley. We’re the Dudley Boyz! RVD: That’s right, when we defeated Team 3D at Summerslam, Eric Bischoff decided he would rather give us the rights to the Dudleyz instead of locking it away in a Swiss Bank Account. Now we’re here to entertain you! Edge: That’s a great idea, but I’ve got a better idea. You see, this entire Dudley Boy thing is… well, stupid. So we’ve decided that we’re going to set this brief case, containing the legal papers to the “Dudley Boyz” copyright, on fire. RVD gets out his lighter and a small bottle of gasoline. They prepare to burn the case right in the ring, when Team 3D’s music plays! Team 3D rush out and a brawl follows. Team 3D takes down both Edge and RVD, and they grab tables from under the ring. Brother Ray powerbombs Edge through one table, while Brother Devon puts RVD through the other table. Team 3D then steal the brief case, and rush through the crowd before Edge or RVD can come to. 78% Match Two: Rhino vs Andrew Martin Sonny Siaki is on commentary for this match, though he amazingly avoids interfering. Rowe puts Rhino over as being “undefeated” but Siaki protests, saying that he defeated Rhino’s team in a six man tag at Summerslam. Rowe points out that Rhino has never been pinned, and Siaki then promises it will become his life’s work to see to it that Rhino loses. The actual match is on the short side, but Martin gets some token offense in, including a big boot and a nearfall. Rhino recovers and hits the gore for the victory at 3:24. Winner: Rhino, *** (79/72/82) After the match, Rhino celebrates in the ring, while Siaki pouts at the commentator’s desk. Siaki then informs us that he’s going to bring in a friend to beat Rhino next week on Saturday Night. Match Three: James Gibson and Ron Killings vs Kid Kash and Carlito The NEW mid-card shines! Gibson and Killings are scheduled to face each other at Manchester Mayhem, so that turns into the story of this match, as everyone wonders if they will be able to get along as a tag team. They are tested for a while, as Gibson gets isolated in the heel corner and takes a lot of abuse from Kid Kash. Kash hits the Dead Level on Gibson, but Killings makes the save. Finally, Gibson makes the hot tag to Killings, who cleans house. Carlito pulls a chain out of his tights and goes to hit Killings with it. Gibson notices first and goes to knock down Carlito, but misses a clothesline and takes down Killings. Carlito then tosses Gibson over the ropes, hits Killings with the chain anyway, and then lets Kid Kash, the legal man, pin Killings at 8:00! Winners: Kid Kash and Carlito, ***3/4 (84/76/92) In-ring segment: The NEW Tag Team Champions The newly crowned NEW Tag Team Champions, Jushin Liger and Tajiri, come out to the ring. It looks like they’re ready for a match, but something else happens. D’Lo Brown’s music plays, and out comes D’Lo. He looks furious. D’Lo: Hey Tajiri, I know you needed a tag team partner when I got taken out before our match at Summerslam, so I don’t mean anything against you. But you need to know, that when I woke up several hours later, I couldn’t remember anything about what had happened right before the attack. Then I remembered… the man who took me out as that man, Jushin Liger! (Tajiri looks shocked). Now Tajiri, I know you’re a man of honor, and I’m asking you, as a friend, to vacate that title, and join me in kicking that sucker’s ass! Tajiri and D’Lo then circle around Jushin, who is ready for a fight. D’Lo is then caught off guard when Tajiri spins around and kicks him right in the head! D’Lo hits the mat hard, and gets beaten down by Liger and Tajiri! Rowe: That was a set up! Liger took out D’Lo to get his spot at Summerslam, and Tajiri was in on it the entire time! Plague: That’s awesome! Rowe: Shut up! 78% Match Four: The Rock © vs Chris Jericho vs John Bradshaw Layfield (NEW Championship) JBL and Jericho double team The Rock in the early goings of this match. They take turns chopping and punching Rock. At one point, Jericho removes the padding from the turnbuckle, while JBL smashes away at Rock. Then they work together to double whip him right into the exposed turnbuckle. Rock is in big trouble! This ends when JBL tries to cover Rock, and Jericho stops him. Jericho goes for a cover too, and JBL breaks it up. This results in JBL and Jericho brawling, giving Rock a chance to recover. Rock ends up getting back to his feet and breaks up the JBL/Jericho brawl. Rock hits the Rock Bottom on JBL and tosses Jericho over the top rope. Rock goes for the People’s Elbow on JBL, but Jericho breaks it up with a flying forearm. Rock hits the mat, and Chris Jericho hits the lion-sault onto JBL. Rock is a little too late to break up the cover, and Jericho pins JBL at 9:23! Winner and NEW Champion: Chris Jericho, ***3/4 93/97/86 Rowe: The opportunistic Chris Jericho pinned JBL to win The Rock’s NEW Championship! Plague: OH THANK THE HEAVENS! The NEW Championship is staying in NEW, right where it belongs! Rowe: What an explosive edition of NEW Saturday Night this was! Overall: 85 We got a 2.12 rating for 'NEW Saturday Night!'! The attendance level was 7188 people. We made $215640 from ticket sales. |
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| Mad Dog | Aug 26 2006, 06:07 PM Post #4 |
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ho ho who the hell are you?
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NWA Saturday Night: Mexico's Most Wanted d. Super Dragon and Teddy Hart MMW hit two Doomsday Devices to take the first fall. Hart and Dragon fought back as Hart pinned Damian with a victory roll and Super Dragon pinned Halloween with a dragon suplex. Third fall ended with MMW getting double crossfaces for the win. **** 76/55/98 A video plays of Psicosis being interviewed. Things aren't over with Abismo Negro and Cibernetico. Next week he's coming to NWA: Mexico and he'll be teaming with El Hijo Del Santo against them in the main event. Cibernetico d. Matt Stryker Stryker looked good even though he lost both falls here. He just wasn't adjusted to the lucha libre style and Cibernetico ate him alive. *** 71/62/80 Juventud Guerrera d. Perro Aguayo Jr. Aguayo came out strong and took the first fall with a surprise inside cradle. Juvy foght back in the second fall and won with a Juvy Driver. Aguayo had the third fall all but won but Juvy nailed him with a pair of brass knuckles to steal the win. **** 88/87/90 Mexican Tag Team Title Tournament Semi-Final: L.A. Par-K and La Parka d. Los Guerreros del Infiern A wild brawl that went all over the arena. The Parkas took the first fall off of a DVD on Guerrero and a double flapjack on Bucanero. The second fall was taking by an ace crusher on Parka from Guerrero and a gut wrench powerbomb on Par-K. Third fall was won when Par-K submitted Bucanero with an arm bar and Parka hit the Sky Twist Press on Guerrero. **** 83/72/94 Shocker and Ultimo Dragon d. Fuerza Guerrera and Donovan Morgan Guerrera and Morgan got DQd twice during the match. Once for a lowblow on Shocker and then for stealing Ultimo Dragon's mask. ***1/4 78/70/87 El Hijo Del Santo d. EZ Money Total Squash for Santo as he won both falls with relative ease. ***1/4 80/76/84 Overall: 78% We got a 1.97 rating for 'NWA Saturday Night'! The attendance level was 4422 people. We made $132660 from ticket sales. |
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| The Swigg Lebowski | Aug 28 2006, 07:30 AM Post #5 |
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Benoit risks his shot... Benoit comes down to the ring. He says that he's ready to finish his problems with Sabu so that the two of them can worry about other things tomorrow night. Bill Alfonso comes out. He asks Benoit why he thinks that Sabu would fight him tonight. He thinks that Benoit wants Sabu hurt before tomorrow nights match. Benoit guarantees him that he just wants to finish what Alfonso started. Alfonso asks for a guarantee. Benoit says that if he loses tonight, he won't fight tomorrow night. That will make it Sabu vs. Batista vs. Abyss. Alfonso accepts. (70) Sterling James Keenan vs. Jimmy Jacobs The commentators put over that Jacobs is associated with Punk, and Keenan with Raven, and that those two will fight tomorrow night at Hotter Than Hell. Bauer asks if this would count as a preview. Jacobs emphasizes his sXe attire, which Keenan applauds. Jacobs takes this as an insult and attacks Keenan. They have a good match, but Keenan comes out on top in the end. He offers Jacobs a hand, but Jacobs gives him the finger. WINNER: Sterling James Keenan (62/43/81) A step above the rest... CM Punk is backstage with a question for Raven. Punk wants to know why Raven thinks he was arrogant. And Punk wants to know how Raven thinks that they're equals. Because Punk isn't arrogant, he just knows the truth. That Punk leads a poison free lifestyle. That Raven's so poisoned that he's blinded to reality. The reality that he's a washed up junkie, and that Punk is an icon of clean living. That's why Raven and Punk will NEVER be equals. Because Punk has learned to rise above. (77) Abyss vs. Balls Mahoney James Mitchell brings a microphone and warns all those involved that tomorrow night will be a night to remember, and that he has a preview of the destruction that Abyss will create tonight. That's when Balls Mahoney makes it to the ring. Balls and Abyss brawl, and Abyss eventually picks up the win with the Shock Treatment. Which is no small feat, mind you, as Balls is fairly hefty. WINNER: Abyss (69/59/80) Nothing to lose... Jerry Lynn is backstage. He's speaking to Homicide. He wants to let Homicide know that the old man has a problem. Tomorrow night he has NOTHING to lose. He's lost his pride as a father, because he let two hoodlums beat up his son. He lost his ability to be a father, because that attack cost him the chance to see his son. So now, Jerry Lynn is a man without a reason to live. A man without a reason to hold back. A man with NOTHING to lose. So tomorrow night will be a night that he tries to take from Homicide the ONLY thing he has to lose. The X Division belt. (67) Chad Collyer vs. John Walters Chad and Walters shake hands before the match, and go on to have quite the pleasant technical match. Collyer picks up the win and shakes Walters hand, only to be decked by William Regal after the match. Regal runs off Walters and continues assaulting Collyer. WINNER: Chad Collyer (65/48/82) Mr. Old School Kennedy rewinds and watches the tapes of his attack on Terry Funk last week. He stops the tape and turns to the camera. He says that after last weeks attack, he was lambasted by his family. They told him enough was enough. This isn't unusual, as his family usually thinks he's a bit outrageous, but most of them go to Packers games with actual Cheese on their heads, so he just dismisses it. But this time one member of the Kennedy.... Kennedy clan voiced an opinion that cut to Kennedy's heart. It was Grandpa Kennedy. He told Kennedy that he attacked a wrestling legend. That Terry Funk was Grandpa's second favorite wrestler, Kennedy of course being the first, and that Grandpa wanted Kennedy to stop being so mean. That forced Kennedy to stop and think. But, he is who he is, so he just slathered some Ben Gay in Grandpa's adult diapers and snuck some tuna in his penny loafers. So now Grandpa is probably really uncomfortable at home in Green Bay with his three cats clawing his ankles and a hot ass. Not in the way that Kennedy's ass is hot, of course. What does this have to do with wrestling? Not much really, other than to say that Grandpa has really bad taste in wrestlers after his #1 grandson. But after last week, Terry Funk knows that Kennedy is Mr. Old School, and at HOTTER THAN HELL Kennedy will beat Terry Funk in an I Quit match that will make Funk-Flair look like a match from NEW. And that's B-A-D. (76) Benoit vs. Sabu Fonzie grabs a mic. He told Benoit that before he allowed Sabu in the match, he had a stipulation added on. With Benoit putting his shot in tomorrow nights match on the line, Fonzie wanted to bend the situation in Sabu's favor. So he had the match declared a Falls Count Anywhere match. Benoit comes out from behind the curtain in time to have Sabu NAIL him with a chair. Sabu goes for the cover and gets one. The two BRAWL across the arena. The fans are not disappointed as Sabu is leaping off of everything, and Benoit is not giving up. The fight carries out to the concessions stands, and even into the bathrooms. Benoit sends Sabu into the women's room at one point to catch a breather. Some old lady chased Sabu out, beating him with her purse. They make it back into the arena and Sabu gets Benoit into the ring and tries to hit an Air Sabu. But this gives Benoit the moment he needs and Benoit leaps out of the way. Benoit then climbs to the second rope and delivers a Northern Lights Suplex off of the second rope, and uses the turnbuckle for leverage in the bridge. He gets the two count, but Fonzie slaps Benoit in the ribs with a chair to break it up. Benoit gets up slowly. Fonzie is on the apron blowing his whistle when Benoit grabs him and hits three germans in a row. Funny thing: As Benoit is delivering the first german, Fonzie blows the whistle all the way until impact. Fonzie rolls out of the ring and falls to the floor like a used condom. Benoit turns around and Sabu throws the chair at him. Benoit stumbles back and Sabu clotheslines him. The two brawl, and Sabu actually hits an Air Sabu on Benoit. Sabu grabs another chair and goes for a triple jump moonsault, but Benoit catches him in the ribs MID-AIR with the chair used in the Air Sabu. Benoit follows up with a TIGER SUPLEX to finish off Sabu. WINNER: (87/86/88) After the match, Benoit offers his hand. Sabu looks over to where Fonzie fell, and then takes Benoit's hand. Overall: 73 We got a 2.03 rating for 'NWA Midwest Sat. Nig'! The attendance level was 2507 people. We made $75210 from ticket sales. |
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| SamoaRowe | Aug 28 2006, 05:12 PM Post #6 |
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Great shows, guys! Look out for a new Jukes Box in a couple of days for some feedback, I'm waiting to see if Jamie and Plague post their shows too. Plague is in the process of moving back into his dorm this week, so I'm not surprised that he hasn't been on. |
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| jamiegeist | Aug 28 2006, 07:54 PM Post #7 |
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I plan on busting mine out tomorrow, in Spoiler format again. Busy shit going down, but I want to stay on schedule. I apologize. |
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| SamoaRowe | Aug 28 2006, 08:19 PM Post #8 |
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It's all good, Jamie. Seriously, as long as at least spoiler reports are posted each week, I'm happy. Can you do me a small favor and put in the match ratings this time so I can do a more complete Jukes Box? |
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| jamiegeist | Aug 29 2006, 10:20 AM Post #9 |
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Yeah, and I did that in my updated one at TCE last week. Just forgot to move it over to here. |
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| Viceroy Virus | Aug 29 2006, 02:54 PM Post #10 |
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The Return of Andre "The Fucking" Giant!
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Aug. 26, 2006 NWA: Mid-Atlantic's Saturday Night Flood Commentary by Jim Ross and Commissioner Bobby "The Brain" Heenan :Hulk Hogan is in the ring. He's wear a cast over his ankle: JR: Good evening ladies and gentlemen to Saturday Night Flood. Tonight we're going to start things off with Hulk Hogan. Notice that Hulk Hogan has his ankle in a cast caused by the monster Kane back on August 5. Hogan: Kane, you better listen up brother! No-one comes in and does this to Hulkamania! You can break the ankle of Hulk Hogan, but you can never kill the passion in all these Hulkamaniacs! Heenan: We'll see about that. Hogan: So Bobby Heenan, I want a rematch against Kane! Broken ankle and all! Tell Kane to name his match, and I'll see him tomorrow night at Revolution! And Kane, there better be no disqualification, because after to Tombstoned be on that steel chair at Master and Commander, it's my opportunity to give you that favour in return---with an Atomic Legdrop with that same steel chair over your scarred face. Kane - it's on! 89 Heenan: OK, whatever you say Mr. Jackass. Let me type this on my invisible typewriter. Ross: Brain! Heenan: Fine. How does a Buried Alive match sound? Just wait Hogan finds out tomorrow night at Revolution! He wants no DQ, he's got it. Kane is going to bury Hulkamania alive! 2 Live Kewl def. Backseat Boyz via Disqualification at 6:03 when the Trent Acid refused to leave the ring when he was the illegal man, resulting in a double-team on Colt Cabana. After the match, Scotty 2 Hotty ran into the ring from the ring apron and Acid and Kashmere ditched the ring and ran to the locker room. ***1/4 82/74/91 :Les Bohémiens (Lucy, Whipwreck, Masters, Snitsky, Helms, Guerrero, and Melina) are in their locker room. Precious Lucy is air-speaking Hamlet and Whipwreck is writing a poem, while Helms, Guerrero, and Melina are having a meeting.: Masters: Hey, it's too quiet in here. Would anyone mind if I played the drums? Whipwreck: But Chris, you can't have fit a drum set in your bag. How are you going to play the drums? Masters: With this. :He pulls out an empty ten gallon pickle container and two drumsticks.: LB: OHW! Lucy: Way to go Chris! :Chris Masters begins posing and playing the drums on the pickle bucket. Snitsky is looking in the mirror.: Snitsky: You know what you have to do tonight. You know what you have to do tonight. Whipwreck: Hey, Gene. You ready for our rematch tonight? We beat Solución Suicida in a six-man tag match two weeks ago, but we grew a bit too confident with that three-on-one last week. You would've won too if they didn't drop you on your head. Snitsky: (still looking in the mirror, not even acknolwedging Whipwreck) You know what you have to do tonight. You know what have to do it. Whipwreck: We'll need focus in our match; .I'll leave you to your meditation. :Helms is carrying his camera.: Helms: Melina, I'm not sure if I can wrestle again this week, I should be out doing some more filming. Perez: Shane, I had to work around Heenan last week, I can't do it again this week. Helms: Why not? You've got him wrapped around your finger anyhow. Let's see what else we can get out of this old man. Perez: He's going to catch-on if we keep using him. :Heenan walks-in.: Heenan: How are my Bohemians? Perez: Hi Bobby. Bobby, can you do us a favour? Heenan: What's that Melina? Perez: Would it be a problem if Shane didn't wrestle this week? Heenan: I let Shane duck-out last week so he could film, and he came to the show anyhow. How much footage did he get? If he wants his own segment for now on, he's has to get me some footage. Perez: He got some footage, Bobby, no problems. Heenan: Good, because I did schedule that tag match that was supposed to take place last week. Perez: So, there's no way we can work around that. Heenan: If Helms and Guerrero wrestle tonight in a tag match against The Outsiders I'll let him air his footage next week. Perez: Oh Bobby, that's so sweet of you. But, is there anything else you can do? Heenan: That's the best for now, Melina. Perez: Well, I was thinking, if they have to wrestle tonight against The Outsiders, could we at least have a special guest referee? Heenan: Sure, but it's short notice, so I'm not sure who to get, or who would want to. Perez: Me. Heenan: You want to referee their match tonight? Perez: Yeah. Heenan: OK, go for it. :Heenan is about to leave and smacks Snitsky on the back on his way out.: Heenan: Hey Gene. Snitsky: You know what you have to do tonight. You know what you have to do tonight. :Snitsky makes some lines on his face with cork ash.: 85 :Solución Suicida comes and waits in the ring for Les Bohémiens. Mikey Whipwreck and "Masterpiece" Chris Masters come out to the ring and wait for Snitsky. After a moment Snitsky comes out to the ring with the corkash covering his face. He's wearing a multi-coloured afro clown wig and has a plastic red nose on his nose.: LB: What the hell?! Snitsky grabs the mic: I am Gene Snitsky the Dancing Yiddish Clown! Feel my wrath! Ross and Heenan: What the hell?! Solución Suicida (Piloto Suicida, The Human Tornado, El Generico) def. Les Bohémiens (Whipwreck, Masters, Snitsky) w/ Melina Perez at 8:17 when Whipwreck went for a small package on El Generico when the referee was distracted by the illegal men in the ring. While the referee's back was turned, Snitsky rolled the small package on Whipwreck, allowing Generico to get the pin. After the match, Les Bohémiens regrouped without Snitsky, and Snitsky raised the hands of Solución Suicida. ** 69/59/79 Ross: So tell me Brain, you brought in a bunch of Bohemians because they "needed work". We have Kane, Ultimate Warrior, The Boogeyman, The Human Tornado, Steven Richards has been calling himself the "American Hero", now Gene Snitsky - a hired mercenary from Les Bohémiens so they can continue a search for "truth, beauty, and love" - and now he's a Dancing Yiddish Clown?! What's going on here, Brain?! Heenan: Snitsky was fine. He was fine up until last week. :He pauses.: ...Up until he was dropped on his head "on accident" by Solución Suicida on the ring post last week. Ross: That was an accident. Solución Suicida lost their balance. Besides, Snitsky was the one who wanted a one-on-three handicap match! :John Cena's music plays and enters the ring with deafening boos from the crowd.: Cena: Yo', yo' yo. Look who is back! :The crowd boos even louder.: What is this? Yo' that's not the deal. I came back from helping out Chris Sabin pick-up the win over that xenophobic bastard John Bradshaw Layfield, and have the nerve to be me. Nahw, nahw, nahw. That's not how it works! I come back from helping defeat JBL, and I'm your hero. So, let's try this again. Yo' yo' yo! John Cena is in da' house! :The crowd continues to boo Cena.: Screw you guys. I'm going back to New England where I'm respected. I'm not spending anymore time with a bunch of redneck and hicks here in the Mid-Atlantic. :Christian Cage comes out to the ring.: Cage: What's that Cena? OK, later, wouldn't want to be ya'! Cena finally returns after being MIA, now he expects love from the M-A. Cena, you can't leave, I've been calling for your ass for weeks now. The only match I've been given is that one where yo' cheating ass put your feet on the ropes, and another match where I defeated Precious Lucy because you weren't here. And in case you didn't notice, I beat her even with your cheap tactics. Cena, you'll you were kicking back in NEW, I've been kicking off as the King of Old School Hip-Hop. Cena: What's that? Old School? You ain't know any Old School. I am Old School, you're a biter. Cage: A biter? Then how about this Cena, a biter is going to call your bluff and challenge you to an Old School Throw Down tomorrow night at Revolution, see who the real King of Old School Hip-Hop is. Cena: Christian, let me check the page: "Ping-ping" Cena to aisle 10 for the ass of Christian Cage. Excuse me, I've got the take this. :Cena punches Cage with his thuganomics knux busting him open.: Cena: It's on bitch! 87 Special Guest Referee Match with Melina Perez Les Bohèmiens (Chavo Guerrero/"Sugar" Shane Helms) def. The Outsiders at with a quick count by referee Melina Perez when Guerrero went for a backslide on Hall. After the quick fall, Guerrero, Helms, and Perez tried leaving the ring, but The Outsiders caught Perez and pulled her into the ring. ***3/4 87/85/90 Nash: If you boys want your darling Melina, you better come back into the ring and take her from us! :Guerrero distracted The Outsdiers while Helms attacked them from behind hitting them in the back of their heads with his camcorder. Helms grabbed Perez by the wrist and pulled her out of the ring.: Ross: Not again! Damn Helms and his camera! He did the same thing last week to Scott Hall when he interfered in with Hall's match with Chavo Guerrero! Damn those pretentious kids! Damn you Bohemians! Heenan: With that being said, I'll be right back. Ross: Where are you going now, Brain? Heenan: I have to get AJ Styles response about our Mid-Atlantic champion's challenge from last week. Ross: Why doesn't he do it himself? Heenan: Because he's the champion and he asked me to. :Commissioner Bobby "The Brain" Heenan is in the hallway backstage with "Phenomenal" AJ Styles in front of his locker room.: About title-for-contract at Revolution. Heenan: AJ, you heard Champion Daniels last week. What is your response to his challenge? Styles: If Chris wants to know, have him tell me himself. Heenan: Now AJ, we both know Christopher Daniels is champion can do whatever we wants as champion, and he requested that I can you for him. Styles: As champion, I won't have to do all this running around for me. When I'm champion, when I have a challenge, I'm going to follow through it on my own, because I will be the champion and I will be afraid of no-one. Heenan: So, I take that as you've decided to accept the champion's challenge. Styles: Yeah, you got that right, Bobby. Heenan: OK. But as Commissioner, I do I have to say that in case you do lose this match, you will no longer be under contract with the Mid-Atlantic. You won't be receiving paychecks by the Mid-Atlantic. You'll be essentially traded to another promotion within Mid-Atlantic. It's up to Daniels as the bearer of your contract to decide pay, if anything, work as a booker to create matches, and as you as he likes - and you can't say no. Styles: It's worth the risk, Brain. I know the risks, and I'm willing to take them. That's why I am the "Phenomenal" AJ Styles. :Styles walks off.: 92 Ross: You heard it folks, it's official: "God's Gift to Wrestling" Christopher Daniels versus the "Phenomenal" AJ Styles in a title-for-contract match tomorrow night at Revolution. Ross: Coming up next we have spectacular six-man tag match between "The American Hero" Steven Richards, The Man They Call Sting, and "Phenomenal" AJ Styles against the Virginia State champion Val Venis, "The Legend Killer" Randy Orton, and the Mid-Atlantic champion "God's Gift To Wrestling" Christopher Daniels. Tomorrow night at Revolution we're going to "The American Hero" Steven Richards take on Val Venis for the Virginia State title in an Old School No Escape Cage match. Also tomorrow night we're going to see "The Legend Killer" Randy Orton take on "The Man They Call" Sting in a Hell in Call match; and, we are going to see a title-for-contract match between two fine athletes as the Mid-Atlantic champion "God's Gift to Wrestling" Christopher Daniels puts his title on the line against the challenger, AJ Styles with his Mid-Atlantic contract on the line. :Heenan comes back to the commentators table.: Heenan: As I was walking back, I've decided to make their match 2/3 Falls. Ross: Why? Heenan: Because I felt like it, that's all. I'm the Comissioner of the Mid-Atlantic and I can do what I want, that's why. Ross: OK, Brain. Whatever you say. Steven Richards, Sting, and "Phenomenal" AJ Styles def. Val Venis, Randy Orton, and Christopher Daniels at 12:59 when Richards pinned Venis with the Stevie T. During the match Sting was tag in when Orton was in the ring. Orton immediately tagged out and ran away into the crowd. Sting tagged out also and chased Orton around the building. Styles tied Daniels into the rope leaving Richards to get the clean pinfall on Venis. ***1/4 83/82/84 83
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