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NWA Midwest presents; Full Throttle
Topic Started: Nov 13 2006, 05:38 PM (818 Views)
The Swigg Lebowski
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November 26 from Terre Haute Indiana!!!


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Dark Match-Bobby Roode d. Jack Evans (65/52/79)

Onyx vs. ....
Onyx makes his way to the ring. He wants to see which loser in the locker room Roddy Piper picked to fight him. The lights go down, and TERRY FUNK makes his way to the ring. Funk says that he's not supposed to be in NWA: Midwest after losing to Ken Kennedy. But he agreed to work tonight for free just to shut Onyx up. The match starts and Funk is doing a great job of making Onyx look good. And Onyx also does a great job of selling for Funk's offense. The match is great until Funk takes it outside, where Onyx slams Funk with a chair and the ref calls for the bell
WINNER: Terry Funk, by DQ (63/63/64)

NWA: Midwest Tag Team Title Match - The Naturals vs. the British Invasion
The Brits come out first, and they hold their belts until the ref makes them fork them over. They emphasize that it's theirs when the the ref lets the Naturals see. Jim E. Cornette insults them for insulting the Naturals intelligence. The two teams are prepared, and the match is competitive. Jim E. Cornette tries to get involved, and Harry Smith comes out to balance things out. Smith, of course, gets involved and costs the Naturals the match when Jim E. Cornette complains about The Brits cheating.
WINNER: The British Invasion (84/81/87)

He is Mr...... KENNEDY ......KENNEDY
Ken Kennedymakes his way to the ring. He grabs the microphone from the ring announcer. He then waves for someone to come to the ring. That someone is Joel Gertner, who grabs the microphone and starts his introduction:

Gertner: Well, Well, Well. I wish I could say it's great to be in Terre Haute, but alas, I'm afraid it's not, because most of the girls have a gut like a pot, and all of their teeth have began to rot, and none of them can afford to follow the plot. See, Mr. Kennedy offered me a job here tonight, and I figured that would be alright, because the amount he's paying is completely out of sight. That's right, everyone. It is I, the Quintessential Studmuffin, Joel "I couldn't sleep a wink last night, because two women on the left and one on the right, they kept me up after turning off the light, they kept talking about how they couldn't believe I was white after I gave it to them with all my might, and then I left early so they had to pay the bill, and that's alright" Gertner.
And I'm here to introduce to you the man who bested NINETEEN other men for twenty thousand dollars, the one who makes the ladies holler, the one with lipstick on his collar... MR......KENNEDY......


Kennedy grabs the microphone and finishes with KENNEDY! (70)

Ken Kennedy vs....
Kennedy waits in the ring. He waves for whoever it is to come down. Enter Sandman begins to play. Down from the top of the bowl walks The Sandman. The crowd... goes... BANANA!! Kennedy looks stunned. He pulls Gertner in front of him. Gertner passes out into Kennedy's arms. The Sandman sprays beer onto everyone around the ring, and then makes his way in. Kennedy circles the Sandman, who gestures that he wants some money. The announcers alert us that Kennedy made the match no DQ, which he probably now regrets. Kennedy tries to charge the Sandman, but the Sandman canes him square in the back. Kennedy dodges the Sandman and tries to get the ref to take the cane, but it doesn't happen. Kennedy uses Gertner as a decoy and attacks the Sandman with a chair. The two brawl and Kennedy gets the win after a Lambeau Leap onto the chair.
WINNER: Mr. Kennedy
After the match, Kennedy reaches into Sandman's pocket and cracks open a beer. He pours it onto the floor, though. The fans boo. (77/81/71)

You want blood? You got it!
Chris Benoit is backstage. He wants Kurt Angle to know that he's bringing his A game. If Kurt wants a fight, he's got one. (97)

NWA: Midwest X Division Title Match - Homicide vs. Matt Striker
Homicide is led to the ring by his "boxing" procession, Blackout and B-Boy. B-Boy holds the X Division Title above his head. Matt Striker makes his way to the ring alone. The ref kicks Blackout and B-Boy out. The crowd cheers and the three begrudgingly make their way to the back, claiming racial prejudice. Homicide is focused, and Striker looks a bit nervous. The crowd starts a "Let's Go Striker" chant. Striker takes a hell of a beating to start with. Homicide picks up the win with the Cop Killa, but not before he was pushed to the limits.
WINNER: Homicide
After the match, Striker gets a standing O from the crowd. (72/73/72)

Collyer vs. William Regal-"Old School" match
Styles emphasizes that the match is "No weapons, not cheating, no BS." A win must come from pinfall or submission. Both men throw their entire repetoire into the match. Harry Smith makes his way to ringside to support Regal. The crowd boos, as they see him, expecting interference. Regal pulls out the victory without Smith's interference, though, after slapping on the Regal Stretch. (81/81/82)

NWA: Midwest Title Match - Kurt Angle vs. Chris Beniot©
The air is electric. Everyone is expecting a MOTY candidate tonight. Angle makes his way to the ring, with no pyro. Benoit makes his way to the ring and holds the belt up to Kurt. He points and emphasizes that it's his belt. The two lock up. The crowd ERUPTS. They're stoked. Benoit is in top shape tonight, and Angle gets what he asked for. The two battle for 34 minutes. Benoit picks up the win by slapping on the crossface while Angle was reaching for an ankle lock
WINNER: Chris Benoit
Afterwards, Angle offers a hand, and Benoit accepts. (92/93/90)

Overall: 82
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I added results, I'll add the ratings tomorrow
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Overall is 82, which makes it my best show to date, followed by Slave to the Grind at 81, and Vendetta at 80
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