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| Scrooge McSuck | May 3 2016, 08:40 AM Post #1051 |
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I'll get you next time, toilet!
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I didn't know Horner had $500 to gamble. That must be 50 indy date payoffs combined. Kind of a dick move to cheat his way out of honoring the bet. |
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| Mad Dog | May 3 2016, 09:09 AM Post #1052 |
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ho ho who the hell are you?
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This was the early 90s and the middle of nowhere. Horner was probably working for beer and livestock for half his dates. Maybe he was using those big WCW job bucks there. |
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| Mad Dog | May 3 2016, 04:54 PM Post #1053 |
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ho ho who the hell are you?
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Demolition are starting to hit their stride as an act in May of 1987. |
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| Scrooge McSuck | May 3 2016, 06:59 PM Post #1054 |
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I'll get you next time, toilet!
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One week after being banned from ringside for being a nuisance, Mr. Ron Wright introduces us to the Dirty White Boy. There's a hell of a name for a heel. Jerry Lynn shows up to do a quick job to Killer Kyle. What is in the violin case?! Rip Rogers and Tim Horner have a match stemming from Rogers doing squats for an hour and Horner being a dick about it. If I had to guess the partner of the "Fantastics" for next week against Golden and the Koloffs... of the options already seen on TV, either Robert Gibson or Tim Horner. If it's someone we haven't seen... Brad Armstrong? We end the episode with Cornette promising a video of his new team... NEXT WEEK! I'm absolutely LOVING what I'm seeing, having binge-watched 7 episodes in the last 2 days. They're hyping a Tag Title Tournament in the next week or so and I'm sure the Heavyweight Title Tournament is soon to follow, with names like Orndorff and Gordy, among others, throwing their names in the hat. |
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| Scrooge McSuck | May 3 2016, 07:29 PM Post #1055 |
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I'll get you next time, toilet!
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Did Cornette call his limo driver "Herd"?! They arrive at Hooters, the special training location of Cprnette's new team. After an attempt at wrestling through a crowd of Hooter girls, we find out his team is... unseen. Next week, we'll try it again. AWESOME. The Fantastics reveal their mystery partner... and it's Tommy Rogers. How did I not see that one coming? |
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| Infinite Devil Machine | May 3 2016, 11:44 PM Post #1056 |
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A Very Cunning Linguist
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Ha! In every shoot interview he does, the one victim of Jim Cornette's rantings that isn't Vince Russo is usually former WCW President and Pizza Hut executive, Jim Herd. Love it. Call it petty, but Corny's running his own promotion and Jim Herd got kicked to the curb for "Cowboy" Bill Watts. One hated asshole got replaced by a guy with all the likability of a herd of angry hyenas. |
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| Scrooge McSuck | May 4 2016, 03:12 PM Post #1057 |
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I'll get you next time, toilet!
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We're up to episode 11, and finally, FINALLY, we are going to see the new team representing Jim Cornette. Mr. Wonderful finally snaps and officially turns heel, still bitching about the banned piledriver, having to qualify as a wildcard in the Title Tournament, and bad-mouthing Hector Guerrero and Dixie Di-no-mite. After cheating to pin Guerrero, he gives him two and 3 jobbers a piledriver each. Is that a $2,500 fine? I forgot if it was this or the previous episode, but what the hell was that country singing with Tim Horner crap. Oh, and the team is finally revealed as the Doctor of Desire Tom Prichard and Sweet Stan Lane, the Heavenly Bodies. Not a bad reveal, considering Prichard's regional success down south, and Lane's reputation as half of the Midnight Express (version 2... or 3? Whatever. It's just as awesome as Eaton/Condrey). I guess I'll pause the set here to catch up on an episode of the Fury Hour. :( |
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| Mad Dog | May 4 2016, 06:11 PM Post #1058 |
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ho ho who the hell are you?
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Just wait till you get some of the house show promos. They really fucking hate Beckley, WV. The Paul Orndorff piledriver segment was good shit. You knew it was coming and it was still good. I kind of think Orndorff has a point through the whole thing but that's just me. |
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| Scrooge McSuck | May 4 2016, 06:14 PM Post #1059 |
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I'll get you next time, toilet!
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Armstrong's reasoning for banning the move seems rather specific of a lone incident from decades earlier. Orndorff has a good case for being singled out when moves like the DDT aren't banned. To my surprise, the fine for his actions ended up being $2,500, which he laughs off as pocket change. To Tim Horner, that's a full years income from his black market moonshine business. I'm about 4 weeks away from the Volunteer Slam. Looking forward to see what the field will be for the Heavyweight Title Tournament (my knowledge of title history in SMW is minimal, so I'm trying to stay spoiler free). |
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| Mad Dog | May 4 2016, 06:30 PM Post #1060 |
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ho ho who the hell are you?
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Have you encountered Beulah on one of these shows yet? Old lady front row that fucking loves Brian Lee? |
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| Mad Dog | May 4 2016, 06:33 PM Post #1061 |
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ho ho who the hell are you?
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Volunteer Slam got released on VHS if you can find an upload somewhere. They will recap it on one of the episodes though. |
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| Scrooge McSuck | May 4 2016, 06:37 PM Post #1062 |
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I'll get you next time, toilet!
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It's on one of the SMW dedicated YT channels, along with a handful of other larger scale events. I'm basically moving as quickly as I can to download everything, since it's all in good quality and only costs me the price of a giant stack of blank DVD's. So that old lady actually has a name? I've definitely noticed her at least once, probably more than that. |
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| Mad Dog | May 4 2016, 06:38 PM Post #1063 |
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ho ho who the hell are you?
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She gets an award on a show down the road and is a regular after that. I actually think she might be the woman that got into it with Hogan in WCW during the nWo run. |
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| Mad Dog | May 4 2016, 06:39 PM Post #1064 |
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ho ho who the hell are you?
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Funny story. There's a guy that does a podcast that's from Atlanta and talks about how his grandmother and her sister would go to wrestling in the 60s and they would throw ice cubes at the heels and shit like that. |
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| Scrooge McSuck | May 4 2016, 06:46 PM Post #1065 |
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I'll get you next time, toilet!
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Maybe this is where the Pro Wrestling Secrets Revealed special got the idea of a Stunt Granny. |
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