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5. HIGH NOON plans & ideas; (stuff after Breaking Dawn canon)
Topic Started: Jul 5 2018, 12:31 PM (6 Views)
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HIGH NOON - takes place after the canonical end of Breaking Dawn (so, basically everything post-Barrel Roll).

Pairings
 
Falcon: So, Jessica and Mike break up around Breaking Dawn. Twigyn/Jessica, y/n?

Pig: Y.

Falcon: Edward/Cin/Drepanon/Lauren, with Edward eventually ragequitting and/or Cin and Drepanon kicking Edward out of their relationship.
- And then Twigyn/Jessica.
- Meta/Akuma, and Drepanon is basically like "yeah, sure, whatever" re: having Akuma as a DIL.
- Edward: Forever Alone.

Pig: Edward Forever Alone is best end.


Meta gets together with Akuma at the very end of Breaking Dawn (after the commencement of Barrel Roll ex Machina). Every time he gets mad at her, she just… distracts him with her hair, which is his Favorite Power Colors.

- She also lets him fuck around with whomever else he wants, but secretly, with Alice's help, runs a betting pool on when his side bitches will disappoint him.

- Twigyn, shockingly, usually wins.

- Drepanon usually loses by one hour, to his constant frustration, and he openly resents that Twigyn knows his son better than he does (at least, in this continuity. WINK, WINK ;) )
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Falcon: So I want an old lady mythology professor in our fic named Hortense Jones.

Pig: tellmemore

Falcon: She's in her 70's, very active, knows she's got 10-20 years left on this earth, if that, and is determined to enjoy them. She's a kind person, but she's got that steely manner that could even stop Edward Cullen in his tracks with a "Listen here, young man". She suspects that vampires, etc. are real, but she isn't planning to embarrass them by outing them without permission, even just to themselves, because she's got manners. So unlike Bella, she lets their bizarre tells slide without comment, unless she feels they're being rude, in which case she will attempt to gently re-educate them. Team OC meets her when they're applying to colleges (because college exists in this verse); she comes as a representative of ...some school, I haven't decided yet. A couple of the girls decide to go to her school because mythology Author Appeal, and she slowly becomes part of the gang. Désmoda likes her MUCH better than she likes Esme, and even shows her basic courtesy she doesn't usually extend to humans. And whenever the Cullens start Cullening at her, if she doesn't shut them down, one or more of the girls probably will. Edward develops a crush on her, but it is unrequited, both because Edward is an asshole and because Granny Hortense doesn't date 17-year-olds.

Quote:
 
Edward: But you see, it's only my body that's 17!

Hortense: I'm afraid you still look like a growing boy to me, dearie, and besides, your mind has yet to catch up with your age.


But eventually -- post-Breaking Dawn, because we will probably make this a much longer series than it needs to be out of sheer wankitude -- Edward mellows his shit out a bit and he and Hortense become good friends.

(Carlisle being in his late 20's or early 30's proves that they can FUCKING mature past their physical age if they want to, and I don't give a shit what Meyer says because she's inconsistent.)

And I want her to die during the run of our storytelling, however long it goes, because I truly want Edward to fall in love with an old woman, not become a couple with her but still love and grow to respect her, and have her die a natural death to see what effect it will have on his character development.
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- When Faerie Baby and Jameson Cullen get together, Twigyn expresses condolences, because Faerie Baby now has Drepanon as a stepdad-in-law.

- Desmoda shacks up with a lesbian bacon girl and mellows her shit out. Edward is butthurt.

- Rosalie helps homeschool Jameson Cullen
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- Give Drepanon some character development and have him go from Trash Dad to "well-intentioned, but misguided."

- Cin divorces Edward so she can marry Drepanon once *his* ex-wife, Magenta, sends over signed divorce papers.
-- Ex-wife was guaranteed oodles of money in the prenup if she stayed for X-amount of years, so she signs the papers X-years, one day, later. Drepanon caught onto her only staying with him for the money and started deliberately making her life a living hell. That's also around the time he started cheating with Cinnamon.

-They throw a divorce party, because they're pretentious and have too much money.

- Cin gets the idea of a Divorce Party from Melfy and Torin after Deus Ex Barrel Roll. Alice just runs with it because she /loves/ parties. Averna points out that this makes Edward 0/3.

- People question Cin's parenting because Desmoda is their nanny.
Quote:
 
Desmoda: I'm really more of a mediator between the parents. They have a few... unresolved cultural differences.

*distantly*

Drepanon: SEVEN IS *FINE*.

Cin: EIGHTEEN, AND THAT'S *FINAL!*

Drepanon: SHE REACHES MATURITY AT--

Cin: FINAL, FINAL, FINAL, FINAL, LALALALALA

Drepanon: ... on second thought, 18 might *also* be too early.

Desmoda: ENOUGH. When the child comes of legal age, in *human* terms, we will let *her* decide what she wants. And we will enforce it.

Drepanon: --

Desmoda: And by "we", I mean "I". I will enforce it.

Drepanon: Don't you *dare* talk to me like I'm still 500.

Desmoda: ... /I'm/ in my 500's.


Jameson's 18th birthday
 
Drepanon: Congratulations, Jameson, you're getting married.

Jameson: To whom?

Cin: Oh, some werewolf who lusted after you when you were a baby.

Jameson: What is WRONG with this FAMILY?

Cin: idk ask your real dad.

Jameson: Ugh. Do I even get a choice in this?

Drepanon: Of course not.

Cin: Of course you *do*. *glares at Drepanon*

LATER
Jameson: *falls in love with Twigyn's girl, the adopted Faerie Princess*

Jacob: *whine!*

Desmoda: *holds squirt bottle menacingly*

Faerie Princess: The Faerietory says no.

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