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| Blair Falcon | Jan 22 2012, 01:34 AM Post #1 |
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[align=center] CAST Kibby X Usagi den Huisdier Orion Enzeru Evryn Eyse Gany Gaweigh Illybrius Falcon Fri, Nov 14, 2009; 7.02 PM EPIPHANY is shuffling after KIBBY with a scalpel until Kibby's exit. KIBBY Master bunny. Want talk to pack mate. USAGI Unavailable. KIBBY No, you want to talk to me, pack mate. EPIPHANY No. USAGI Ok. EPIPHANY Yam do! KIBBY Kuma. You want Kuma. USAGI Yes. EPIPHANY No! KIBBY I get demon for you to make words. EPIPHANY Bet gack here and met lee yab stoo. USAGI smiles. I was about to sit down for dinner. KIBBY You eat meat-meat. USAGI No. I eat plants. KIBBY Nuk. Meat-meat good. USAGI Meat makes me ill. KIBBY Need sweet sticks, make better. EPIPHANY Por yortrayal is offensive in mo wany says! Yurrender smor sokes and I kon't will you. EVRYN You smoke? EPIPHANY Bo, nut I go a ny troo'll hade them sor fum incense. USAGI I like plants better. KIBBY Sweet stick green-green. USAGI Okay. KIBBY throws a pack of cigarettes at Epiphany Demon here. USAGI Okay. [exit KIBBY, enter ORION] EPIPHANY picks up pack of cigarettes, pockets them with a grin, and shuffles back to her seat over the next few lines. ORION Rabbit. USAGI Yes. ORION Akuma is with me and Kibby. She’s safe. USAGI That’s good. Illybrius closed off his bond with her? EPIPHANY Good. EPIPHANY sits down ORION Yeah. But her energy has changed, so it might be accidental. EPIPHANY [Not quite as good.] USAGI Okay. ORION And there is also the other problem. USAGI Which is? EPIPHANY [Onion's face.] ORION She has something in her that’s dark and she has been blinded. USAGI Is that why she’s not talking to Corri or anyone? ORION Don’t know. She’s only talking to Kibby. EPIPHANY [Why Kibby?] [He serves no narrative purpose whatsoever.] [Anything he says could have been said more clearly by someone else] [With absolutely no loss to the story.] EVRYN Because Kibby saved her life that one time. USAGI Oh, okay. ORION Sorry, I don’t speak growls. EPIPHANY Grarrrrrr soooooouuuuu yuuuuuck rarrrrrrr. ORION I heard that! EPIPHANY [I thought you didn't speak growls] [Are you a liar-liar pants-on-fire?] EPIPHANY flicks lighter [Think about your answer carefully.] USAGI Thanks for the info. ORION Yeah. She’s waiting on Illybrius and as soon as she talks to him, I’m leaving. EPIPHANY [Quick, somebody get Berserker in here.] USAGI Good luck with that. He’s having a midlife crisis. ORION I know. All the better for me not to be here so I don’t fuck things up again. USAGI Who’re you? ORION You fucked me and forgot me that quick? USAGI You didn’t exactly introduce yourself. All Kibby said was “demon here.” ORION How many pyric demons do you know, bunny-love? EVRYN /Priapic!/ USAGI He didn’t say what /kind/ of demon, jeez. ORION Fine, then. How many demons have you fucked, then? EPIPHANY [You make the assumption then that he's fucked all the demons he knows?] USAGI Well, Illybrius is half-demon. ORION Only half. He doesn’t count. EPIPHANY [Don't get testy just because we're poking holes in your stupid question.] USAGI And I suspect Gany is, too. [enter GANY] GANY Maybe, but you don’t sleep with me. ORION And Gany is? GANY Me. ORION Look, I’m hungry and I’m tired. I would rather not play games unless they are in my bed. EPIPHANY [Introducing himself is playing games now?] GANY The annoying girl and I are working on getting Illybrius to start giving a damn again. We’ve got him to a halfway point, so he could probably talk to you, but might not be safe to let him talk to Akuma. ORION And why not? GANY Cuz he’s an insensitive prick who’d probably drive her to do something dumb. ORION I doubt anything he could say would hurt her. EPIPHANY [You don't know him very well, do you?] GANY I wouldn’t bet money on it. ORION I wouldn’t. She’s changed. GANY So I gather. ORION She’s down at the beach now, at the graves. GANY And you didn’t exactly fuck things up. That was Drake’s fault he got upset. ORION I know that, but what I did afterwards doesn’t make things better. EPIPHANY [Translation: Shut up and let me allocate blame as Corri demands, dammit.] GANY What, the dramatic exit? ORION I was dealing with the aftereffect of the spell. By the time I realized what Drake did, you guys were gone. EPIPHANY [Akuma's inability to be truly at fault for something is rubbing off on you.] EVRYN Well, they ARE both written by Corri. EPIPHANY [True. She seems to either really like having her favourite characters wrongly blamed, or just really likes having her favourite characters blamed, but can't stand the thought of them being imperfect enough to do something wrong.] GANY Yeah, cuz we can only be here till 10.30 and you or he just left. It was 10.25 so he figured you wouldn’t be back. ORION I came back. But by that time… Fuck, I can’t do this. I’m getting my orb and going home. [exit GANY] USAGI No you’re not. You wanna talk to him? ORION There is nothing to be said. USAGI Oreo, damn you, he’s getting better by the hour. ORION Good for you. I’ll be gone in the next. USAGI Do you still care for him? EPIPHANY [Why are you trying to get him to stay? He annoys me.] ORION Yes, but you were right, Rabbit. You proved yourself right. Be happy, okay? [exit USAGI, enter ILLYBRIUS] ILLYBRIUS Hi. ORION Hi. ILLYBRIUS He didn’t say it was you. ORION I know. ILLYBRIUS You’re nice. I like you. EPIPHANY [Are you kidding? Onion's a whiny jerk.] ORION I’m happy to know. ILLYBRIUS I thought you hated me after what Drake said. ORION I wasn’t even in the room. I began to bleed heavily and ran into the bathroom. EVRYN You got your period? ILLYBRIUS He said… he made it look like I didn’t care about anyone but me. ORION He was upset about his sister and took it out on you. He was looking to hurt you, and he did. ILLYBRIUS I was crying. My heart ruptured. EPIPHANY [Do you have backups, or have you joined the ranks of the previously-living?] ILLYBRIUS Maheone-- he was-- he healed me. He told me it was the two of us against the universe and I thought, “What the hell. What’s the harm in going back if nobody wants me?” ORION I see. ILLYBRIUS I didn’t think anyone did. EVRYN The world according to Illybrius: Everyone is blind. EPIPHANY [That explains so much.] ILLYBRIUS I’m sick of proving people wrong, so what was the harm in proving them right? Only, I do care about you. ORION I know you do, but this just proves Usagi was right. EPIPHANY [Translation: I know you do, but I have a wangst quota to meet.] ILLYBRIUS About what? ORION That one day I would break your heart. [CUE SOUND: Rimshot, canned laughter.] ILLYBRIUS It wasn’t you. It was a whole mess of things. I thought nobody wanted me here. All the rest got resolved. ORION I was so angry when I found out what he did that I flew into a rage and beat and raped him, and then locked him in the back of my mind. I betrayed you by taking up with another, and for that, there is no forgiveness. EVRYN You’ve never heard of a little thing called “couple’s therapy,” have you? EPIPHANY [Remind me to never, EVER be alone in a room with Onion.] ILLYBRIUS He deserved it, though. Look, you didn’t betray me. I get hurt and upset when you want to feed from someone else, but that’s just-- I mean, I want to know how I can satisfy you. ORION I went and got my oni orb this morning. EPIPHANY [WATCH OUT, HE'S GOT A BALL FULL OF TECHNICOLOR OGRES!] ILLYBRIUS Usagi told me. ORION It will make it so I don’t need to feed every two days and bump it to five again. EPIPHANY [Why did you do whatever with it that made you hungry more often?] EVRYN He has an angst quota to fill. ILLYBRIUS I wish I knew how much. Quantity-wise, how to feed you. ORION Two to three feedings during one sitting every two days. After I put my orb back, it will be only two feedings every five days. EPIPHANY [This seems impractical, if I recall the details of your "feeding" correctly.] [Unless Illybrius's improbably large dick has a timer on it.] EVRYN Nope, it's just impractical. ILLYBRIUS I need only know. I’d like to know all I can about how to be with you. ORION Like I said, once she quits moping out there and brings it back, it won’t be a problem. EPIPHANY [Translation: Yeah, well, I don't feel like elaborating, because that brand of exposition doesn't involve any of Corri's fetishes.] ILLYBRIUS I really do love you. ORION And I you. ILLYBRIUS I was talking to the little one with the signs. You’re boring and annoying. EPIPHANY [♥] ILLYBRIUS I don’t know what happened last night. I was much more emotional than usual, and so was my counterpart, as you saw. ORION Yes, I did. ILLYBRIUS I’ve been playing with my blood, trying to figure out what to make it. I made a halberd and a grail with the last few items. ORION Twin swords. Sorry. EPIPHANY [What about twin swords?] EVRYN Orion’s suggesting what Illybrius should craft with his plasma-crafting abilities. EPIPHANY [Ah, I thought he was telling Illybrius that he was doing it wrong by making a halberd and grail.] EVRYN Oh, he probably was, since everything has to be the Corri Sues' way. ILLYBRIUS I have a lot of swords. Halberd was unique. ORION I meant for… never mind. Yes, Kibby, I know. ILLYBRIUS For Miss Akuma? EPIPHANY [Oh! Right, I forgot about how they don't care about anything that doesn't directly pertain to them.] [No wonder he got confused.] ORION She’s… outside. ILLYBRIUS The swords, I mean. ORION Yes. And could you make them with a pitch noise when they are struck? EPIPHANY [All noise by definition has a pitch.] [Do you, by any chance, mean "make a noise like a tuning fork"?] ILLYBRIUS I can manipulate size, shape, volume, durability, and texture. I might be able to do that, but I’m not certain. ORION Then, could you make them like a fork? You know how they ring? Two swords. Four blades. EPIPHANY [. . . Woah, I was right. I didn't even read ahead for that one.] [Do I get a cookie?] EVRYN hands Epiphany a cookie EPIPHANY smells it Mmmm. . . ILLYBRIUS I understand, and I can do it instantly if you like. ORION One black and one in white. ILLYBRIUS Invulnerable? ORION Yes. She has the tendency to break weapons. ILLYBRIUS Should the blade be a particular length? ORION Katana. It’s what she’s best with. ILLYBRIUS Anything else? ORION No. Not that I can think of. EPIPHANY [Maybe make them weigh the same as a normal katana so they're slightly less unwieldy?] ILLYBRIUS turns back, crafts swiftly I put her name on them in Drakoste. [TIMEFLASH: 8.00 PM] ORION Sounds nice. ILLYBRIUS I hope so. Well then, she now has a halberd and the fork-katanas. ORION Yes, she-- Can I have that now? ILLYBRIUS Here. [hands swords to Orion] ORION Not you. Sorry. I was talking to… her. ILLYBRIUS I’m handing over the weapons. I’m finished with them. ORION Keep them until we can remedy this other problem. EPIPHANY [Translation: Silly Illybrius, Trix are for kids, and only Corri gets to set the pacing.] ILLYBRIUS Other problem? ORION More like problems. EPIPHANY [Are you also after his Lucky Charms?] ILLYBRIUS I suppose it’s none of my business? ORION I’ll see if she wants to talk yet, okay? ILLYBRIUS Very well. Might I speak to you again tonight? ORION Yeah, she’s not letting me leave. EVRYN And your timeslot is up. EPIPHANY cheers [Time to go home!] OVD Finally. [/align] |
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