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8 Jul 09, 11.02 PM; (Akuma - Cin)
Topic Started: May 11 2013, 10:58 PM (24 Views)
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Akumano Enzeru <darkestdeathangel@gmail.com> Wed, Jul 8, 2009
To: scarsofloki@gmail.com

11:02 PM
me: Hi. Got any reason why everyone's been avoiding me lately?
Akumano: Nope. But these people will have a reason to avoid me soon. Are you recovered?
me: Uh... I'm not crazy anymore-- or not so much anyway, I guess.
How was Egypt?
Akumano: I'm still there. Well not really. I'm what was once Egypt.
me: I'm picking up frustration. That you or Usagi?
Akumano: Me.
me: You're either dealing with idiots or in an impossible workout.
Akumano: Idiots and a child Orion.
me: Oh dear... This isn't going to be pretty
Akumano: No it isn't. i'm trying to fix this.
me: Oh. Don't let me keep you.
Akumano: It's fine. I'm heading back to some ruins to un-fuck tis up.
me: Good luck. Poor Illybrius.
Akumano: I'll fix this for him. I have too.
me: I know. By the way, he told me to tell you that Bruno starts Friday, but he can call in a favor and see it with you tomorow
tomorrow*
Akumano: I'd like that.
me: Yay. Either he bribed the guy or-- uh, I'd actually rather just think he bribed the guy.
Akumano: Smile He's good at that. Thank the Goddesses I'm here. Now to fix this.
me: Keh. Money speaks volumes.
Akumano: I know it does.
me: You know that song, "All my exes live in Texas/Texas is a place I'd love to be/ But all my exes live in Texas/ So thereore I reside in Tennessee"? That's how I feel about my job opps. Three cities I can't work in because I don't want to run into exes and they happen to be the only ones I really like.
Akumano: I only have one ex and I'll never go back there.
me: By choice?
Akumano: For peace.
me: By choice, then. I have... let's see... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, maybe 6 exes.
I think I've lost count. Two live in Sunnyvale, one in Palo Alto...
Three in Sunnyvale actually. Shame. Oh well.
Akumano: Shame for me too since being there was thr first time I ever felt at home.
me: I never considered Sunnyvale or Palo Alto my home until I was forced to leave.
How's the undoing of the fucked-upness going?
Akumano: I'm trying to find the missing page/
me: From what book?
Akumano: The Exodus Memorium! That bastard swiped it from my things!
me: Bastard? Which bastard?
Akumano: Orion! He knows that book is dangerous!
me: I can have Orion's house searched
Akumano: Please do so. I can't fix this without that page.
me: Does the page have a number
?
Akumano: 97834672
me: Alright. I'll tell them to look for that number.
Akumano: Thank you. I'll keep lookin here.
me: Sure thing.
Akumano: Any luck?
me: We found some pages with similar numbers, but they're all one off. Here.
Akumano: Well fuck. Thank you. I guess I'm going to have to wing this....Wait! Get Lee to ask Orion if he has any papers with him.

5 minutes
me: He grunts
Any luck?
Akumano: Yup. Got the last page I need and one of Lee's undied feathers.
me: ^_^ I'll leave you in peace till you're done then
Akumano: Nods I'll let you know when I'm okay.

9 minutes
Akumano: Fuck! There's more then one spell! hs is going to take longer than I thought.
me: Do you need anything else?
Akumano: More time. I still canting spelling but I figured I'd give you a fair warning.
me: I'll tell Lee
Akumano: Thanks.

31 minutes
Akumano: Potion...please....
me: Here.
Akumano: Downs and wipes away blood Shouldn't bee too uch longer
me: If you say so.
Oh boy. I'll bet Lee forgot about that tattoo in his lust.
Akumano: Just cast a conceling spell.
me: My magic's flighty at best and I had a misfeed the other day so aside from the craziness? Not doing too well
Akumano: Weakly casts
me: No, save your magic for Orion. This'll be funny
Akumano: Nods
me: You can tap into me through Lee if you need a booster
Akumano: I should be good. I'm just having a hard time with all the spells.
me: Mkay
Akumano: This seems like it's taking forever.
me: glances at clock Just because it's a little lat
late*
Akumano: I'm not paying attention to the time. Just all the dmn spells.
me: All? How many are there?
Akumano: I've undone at least twenty and that's just from the first layer.
me: Sacre bleu. That is a lot. Um, why'd he cast so many spells on himself?
Akumano: I don't think it was intentional. He was hit with a backlash.
me: Let's see, three into twenty.... That still leaves about six spells he cast on himself.
Akumano: I'm trying to undo the main one but the tie in are damn near killing me.
me: Need 'nything?
Akumano: Water.
me: Here
Akumano: Thanks. I am going to need a major shower after this.
me: Huh?
Akumano: Shakes head sending a spray of sweat everywhere
me: ducks
Akumano: Chuckles
me: Yuck. I see your point
Akumano: Enzeru magic takes a lot ps magical and physical strenght.
me: Run that by me again?
Akumano: You need to be strong both physically and magically to wield Enzeru magic.
me: shrug I couldn't make the cut, then. I'm out of shape and a magical amateur.
Akumano: Maybe in this body.
me: Fading back takes a lot out of me.
Akumano: I know but in that form you'd give me a run for my money.
me: I knew there was a reason I was the ruler of my homeland. Oh wait, that's default.
Akumano: Weak chuckle
me: I'm the second child of five in a matriarchy; my older sibling is a brother, and both my parents are dead. Thus, default. If I abstain the next in line is my utterly annoying fraternal twin sister, who by the way is nothing like me. Her attitude makes Fennel look like Hitler but her actions make Oleander look like Mother Teresa.
Akumano: Your borther doesn't want the throne?
me: Matriarchy. He's ineligible because he's a man.
The only way he could become king is by marriage or if he was chosen as a king by the queen. Um, since Celestia isn't Alabama I was unlikely to marry him and before anybody could be chosen, Lee gave away one of our planets to Drepanon, which would have made the latter king by default even if we never married.
Fennel wants to marry him, but that's only going to happen once she takes over
Akumano: The genetic heir to Remirum is female but if no female child is born then it is passed to the firsst eligible male. The first male to hold the throne was my father before he ran to earth to escape it.
me: Unpopular position, apparently
Before she died, Setsuna had the Eldress Congress disbanded, so I don't have to worry about trouble from them. Apparently their two ringleaders are also dead, and one's Incarnate, so... no trouble.
Akumano: Good for you. Wish things were good in my home. Drops to my knees
me: So do I. Need 'nything?
Akumano: More water.
me: Here
Akumano: Thanks. Just a few more.
me: Alright
So why doesn't anyone want to be ruler except Rinny?
I'm going to call in backup, ok? I'll see if I can get my Pan-kun on his Blackberry. Not for the magic part but... for Illybrius, I guess.
Akumano: Nods panting
me: Let him know if you need magical reinforcements. Gosh, I wish he were home... I let him in the other night after he made up with Lee and got him drunk off his ass, but then he took off. Weird, because I thought he'd had more meditation toooooooooooooooooooooo
Whoa. Vertigo. Alright. Shields up.
Akumano: Good idea.
me: swoons slightly That went better than I thought it w--whoa! Would.
Akumano: You...gonnabe okay?
me: Yeah. You?
Akumano: Pants
me: hands you anothr gallon
Akumano: Thanks.
me: mkay
me: Ehehe. Oh dera gods.
dear*
Akumano: Looks up Hi.
me: Hi. Ok so guess what. My doublet's got a crush on my husband.
Akumano: Doesn't surprise me.
me: Muh? Why's that?
Akumano: Lee is just like that.
me: Muh??
Akumano: He likes every guy chasing after him. Kinda makes me wishI was a guy.
me: smirks and holds up a potion
Akumano: Is that for what I think it is?
me: Gender change potion
Though if he's bi, I don't think it'll do much good
Akumano: It's worth a try but not for today. Takes I'll try it later.
me: nods Um, don't be surprised if you end up looking a little strange. Like, unnatural hair color and the like
Akumano: Might be all the better for me.
me: m'kay. Hope it helps
Akumano: I just want on last time with him Cin. Thank you.
me: One last time? Gosh, you're morbid.

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