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| 18 Jul 09, 1.12 AM; (Lee-Bas) | |
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| Devilkitty McDeathydoom | Jul 31 2013, 03:49 PM Post #1 |
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Saturday, July 18, 2009 AbsyntheValke (1:12:58 AM): Damn boy, you're still up? ForgedGoldHeart (1:13:46 AM): ^_~ I slept most of the night. more like a stasis, i guess. I can get up wheever I want and use this when I'm sure their asleep. AbsyntheValke (1:14:32 AM): Awesome. I went to Palo Alto, then Livermore, Frisco, Fremont, and back to Frisco with dad for his new courier job. Got In N Out at about 10 and then came home. ForgedGoldHeart (1:15:16 AM): Cool. You got. ForgedGoldHeart (1:15:17 AM): around then. AbsyntheValke (1:15:29 AM): *smirk* On the forum, will you complain about Sophie trying to take me away from you and add a snarky comment about me not really caring about being with you anyway? ForgedGoldHeart (1:16:45 AM): yes, now that I'm on. The oldies have been extra Nazi ish lately. i didn't want to ask them to get on. AbsyntheValke (1:16:58 AM): You said you had a story about yesterday AbsyntheValke (1:17:04 AM): Well, now that would be the day before. ForgedGoldHeart (1:17:26 AM): yes I do. AbsyntheValke (1:31:33 AM): Apparently it's a long story. ForgedGoldHeart (1:32:25 AM): Okay, get this, mom picked me up to go to a movie, and we went to seee Public Enemies, just because nothing else was on, and I like Johnny Depp. So we went into the movie theater, I got in first, she decided to sit in the back, and I decided to sit in the front. About 15 minutes in, I switch on my ipod to play a game of chess because paying attention to a movie and losing a game of chess really arent that hard to do tofgether. Mom comes by and I'm not kidding, Yells so that the whole theater can hear her to put the ipod away. and to add to that, she's right in my ear. So we leave the auditorium, she throws a temper tantrum when I told her I didn't want to watch the movie anymore, because she embarrassed me. she Syas she wants togo watch the movie, and I tell her I'll wait for her right on the bench outside the auditorium until the movie is done. She tells me she wasted her money, and I tell her that she didn't waste it yet, but she can still go back and watch the movie. It goes back and forth like that until she storms off and calls grandma. Aparently, she had been telling her that I yelled in the movie theater and was fighting with her. I call mom a liar because, seriously, she did lie. the oldies get all offended, like I was insulting them or something. and mom sneaks away with my bag and all my stuff in it. so now I'm out 1 laptop, 1 copy of The Secret, 1 charger, 1Websters Dictionary/Thesaurus, and some other stuff. AbsyntheValke (1:33:30 AM): Mm. ForgedGoldHeart (1:33:43 AM): what? AbsyntheValke (1:34:08 AM): Your mother could take parenting lessons from Charles Manson. ForgedGoldHeart (1:35:27 AM): yeah, you said it. I think I'll file a stolen items report today. I have no idea how to do that, though. AbsyntheValke (1:35:55 AM): Call the police and say your possessions were stolen ForgedGoldHeart (1:36:48 AM): thats the thing, I cant do that while the oldies are in the house, and they've been pretty lazy lately. AbsyntheValke (1:37:32 AM): What if you did it from a pay phone? Or went down to the station to file the report? ForgedGoldHeart (1:38:07 AM): that's what I was thinking of. I know where the station in milpitas is. AbsyntheValke (1:38:36 AM): Good. Cinnamon, be proud: You have more pictuers on your MySpace than Jeffree Star has on his. AbsyntheValke (1:38:51 AM): I do? AbsyntheValke (1:39:01 AM): Yes. AbsyntheValke (1:39:35 AM): You've got a rotten-assed family. They should take their self-righteousness and lying, sodomise themselves with it, and then suck it like a lollipop ForgedGoldHeart (1:40:26 AM): Yeah, it'll be nice to turn the tables for a change. AbsyntheValke (1:41:03 AM): Careful, sweetie. They could deny everything and get you in even more trouble. ForgedGoldHeart (1:41:23 AM): that's true. ForgedGoldHeart (1:41:55 AM): so I have to plan this, then? AbsyntheValke (1:42:22 AM): There's no way to plan it other than just walking down there and telling them what happened. There's nothing to plan. ForgedGoldHeart (1:45:02 AM): yeah. all I have to do is think of a way to get out. AbsyntheValke (1:45:27 AM): They really keep you on a leash. AbsyntheValke (1:45:37 AM): waPISH ForgedGoldHeart (1:45:49 AM): ...Gee, thanks.... AbsyntheValke (1:45:59 AM): It's the truth. AbsyntheValke (1:46:05 AM): waPISH ForgedGoldHeart signed off at 1:46:16 AM AbsyntheValke (1:47:09 AM): Don't forget to comment on Sophie's theft of me and my apathy on it. AbsyntheValke (1:47:09 AM): Don't forget to comment on Sophie's theft of me and my apathy on it. forgedgoldheart (2:09:44 AM): ...no. AbsyntheValke (12:00:27 PM): Mm, oddly enough, I believe we've had this discussion before. Either you're with us or against us, and I don't think you want to be against us. AbsyntheValke (12:00:27 PM): Mm, oddly enough, I believe we've had this discussion before. Either you're with us or against us, and I don't think you want to be against us. AbsyntheValke (8:24:29 PM): m'sorry. I don't want to fight. ForgedGoldHeart (8:25:32 PM): I am with you. I never said I was going to change sides. AbsyntheValke (8:25:42 PM): *nods* I don't want to fight. AbsyntheValke (8:25:52 PM): Why were you mad at us? ForgedGoldHeart (8:27:52 PM): becauseIt's not easy on me to be completely subservient. it goes against everything I stand for, but I do it because you guys are more important than that in my eyes. and those kind of comments make it all seem useless. AbsyntheValke (8:28:21 PM): Hey, I didn't mean it like that. I was just observing that your people are assholes. AbsyntheValke (8:28:34 PM): And I was just being a clown ForgedGoldHeart (8:29:13 PM): okay. thanks for that. AbsyntheValke (8:29:47 PM): Next time can you say something first about how you feel before logging off? Because that really confused me ForgedGoldHeart (8:30:16 PM): okay, i'll try. AbsyntheValke (8:30:57 PM): M'kay. Also, I'm having a laugh at Lee re-taking all the gay quizzes-- we lost track of where we were and I made him make a new profile and start over ForgedGoldHeart (8:31:20 PM): XD nice. on Okcupid? AbsyntheValke (8:31:54 PM): Yup! But don't worry, he's checked seeing someone as his relationship status. ForgedGoldHeart (8:32:06 PM): ^_^ yays. AbsyntheValke (8:32:16 PM): Apparently I'm a confused bisexual and sometimes gay wanker. ForgedGoldHeart (8:32:50 PM): XD mehehehehe..."Gay wanker." AbsyntheValke (8:33:10 PM): They use the word "wanker" a lot. So how're you doing? ForgedGoldHeart (8:34:10 PM): better now. I still don't have any money for the movie, though, sadly. I'm going to see if I can earn some from Grandma monday. AbsyntheValke (8:34:30 PM): It's okay. If all else fails I can get them on Netflix AbsyntheValke (8:34:42 PM): Or if I end up getting this Hot Topic job I can pay for them AbsyntheValke (8:34:59 PM): "sir-c0ck"? Now that is a homosexual user name. ForgedGoldHeart (8:35:17 PM): XD yeppers. and I kind of wanted to see it with you. AbsyntheValke (8:36:02 PM): I want to see it with you too, but if neither of us can afford it I'll make dad copy them both ForgedGoldHeart (8:36:44 PM): yeah.... AbsyntheValke (8:36:59 PM): Mine. ForgedGoldHeart (8:37:09 PM): ^_^ Yours. AbsyntheValke (8:37:14 PM): Ours XD AbsyntheValke (8:37:31 PM): We now has cereal, ice cream, and ginger ale. Yay@ ForgedGoldHeart (8:37:38 PM): PARTY! AbsyntheValke (8:38:02 PM): ^_^ AbsyntheValke (8:38:39 PM): *scowl* The person who made this quiz is an asshole. It's the "Who would you talk to at a gay bar" quiz. Whoever made it is a snob who promotes rudeness toward unattractive men and hot men who drink cheap beer. ForgedGoldHeart (8:39:38 PM): That's messed up. true beauty is on the inside. AbsyntheValke (8:40:06 PM): Yeah but sadly, most people won't associate with people who are only "pretty on the inside> AbsyntheValke (8:40:29 PM): As for me, well, I'm a gorgeous sociopath so I need all the fiends-- er, friends-- I can get. ForgedGoldHeart (8:41:19 PM): you have a lot of friends. AbsyntheValke (8:41:39 PM): Yes, and my friends mean the world to me. More than school, more than money ForgedGoldHeart (8:41:51 PM): ^_^ yays. AbsyntheValke (8:42:08 PM): But you are pretty much the only true friend I have who isn't regularly insi-- um, well, you know what I man AbsyntheValke (8:42:10 PM): mean* AbsyntheValke (8:42:16 PM): Inside of you? AbsyntheValke (8:42:26 PM): *shifty eyes* Um.... pie? ForgedGoldHeart (8:42:35 PM): XD ForgedGoldHeart (8:42:47 PM): Oh! by the way, I've been working on a song. AbsyntheValke (8:43:09 PM): Me too. I was up till 2 recording one, and I wrote down the MDB number and tempo so I can re-record it if it turns out to suck! ForgedGoldHeart (8:44:07 PM): I'm working on the tune, and I'll work lyrics around it later. AbsyntheValke (8:44:13 PM): Nice! AbsyntheValke (8:44:23 PM): Can I email you the song I recently recorded? ForgedGoldHeart (8:44:41 PM): Yes, please! AbsyntheValke (8:45:15 PM): From Lee's yahoo because I'm lazy AbsyntheValke (8:45:21 PM): From my what? AbsyntheValke (8:45:26 PM): Email account. ForgedGoldHeart (8:45:41 PM): Yahoo, she said. AbsyntheValke (8:45:56 PM): Yes, but she didn't capitalise it so she could have meant... ForgedGoldHeart (8:46:07 PM): what? AbsyntheValke (8:46:41 PM): *rolls eyes* Lee, "yahoo" lowercase is slang for vag. Anyway, the song's longer than I'd like it to be and I kept trying to re-record it to make it shorter but keep all the lyrics AbsyntheValke (8:46:51 PM): The file's still loading AbsyntheValke (8:47:07 PM): Oh. I don't have one of those. ForgedGoldHeart (8:47:12 PM): that's a new one by me. AbsyntheValke (8:47:34 PM): It's pronounced yay-hoo, though, long A. ForgedGoldHeart (8:48:30 PM): oh....XP I'll never be able to look at my email the same way again. AbsyntheValke (8:48:40 PM): You're my only friends. Do you consider me A) easygoing and funny, B) mysterious and shy, C) energetic and exciting, or D) fabulous? AbsyntheValke (8:48:59 PM): Um... seriously or jokingly? AbsyntheValke (8:49:06 PM): ...Seriously, please. ForgedGoldHeart (8:49:33 PM): A) Easygoing and funny. AbsyntheValke (8:49:41 PM): FABULOUS, sweetie. AbsyntheValke (8:49:49 PM): C AbsyntheValke (8:50:02 PM): E: A goat AbsyntheValke (8:50:24 PM): I... don't think that was an option. But it is funny. AbsyntheValke (8:50:39 PM): Wonderful. Now everybody's quoting your female ex. AbsyntheValke (8:50:49 PM): E: A goat! ForgedGoldHeart (8:50:59 PM): who was the white guy? AbsyntheValke (8:51:00 PM): You're just saying that because Olea said it. ForgedGoldHeart (8:51:04 PM): oh. AbsyntheValke (8:51:12 PM): Silver on purple XD ForgedGoldHeart (8:51:26 PM): no purple over here. AbsyntheValke (8:51:26 PM): Hey Lee, at least she's lightening up. Let the girl have some fun AbsyntheValke (8:51:58 PM): Everything other than B. ForgedGoldHeart (8:52:06 PM): E. SPARTAAA! AbsyntheValke (8:52:17 PM): F is Sparta. E is a goat. ForgedGoldHeart (8:52:36 PM): then I'm going with Z. AbsyntheValke (8:52:39 PM): No, F is Count Adhemar. Get it, eff Count Adhemar? G is Sparta! AbsyntheValke (8:52:50 PM): What was the questions? AbsyntheValke (8:53:01 PM): *sigh* I'll just write C ForgedGoldHeart (8:53:10 PM): XP AbsyntheValke (8:53:17 PM): *lick* ForgedGoldHeart (8:53:36 PM): right behind me. AbsyntheValke (8:54:33 PM): *wholesome things like ice cream and bibles* AbsyntheValke (8:54:53 PM): Nice try, but that was even less helpful than the answers to my questions. AbsyntheValke (8:55:03 PM): A goat! ForgedGoldHeart (8:55:20 PM): KNEECAPS AND FOOD! AbsyntheValke (8:55:35 PM): Eyelash Curlers and Butcher Knives! AbsyntheValke (8:55:42 PM): Lollipop Luxury! AbsyntheValke (8:55:54 PM): THE STRIFE TASTES LIKE FOOD AbsyntheValke (8:56:07 PM): Cupcakes taste like violins! ForgedGoldHeart (8:56:25 PM): I LOVE THE TASTE OF DOOM! AbsyntheValke (8:56:40 PM): Is that what we're calling it now? AbsyntheValke (8:56:51 PM): *looks down* Doom. That seems appropriate. AbsyntheValke (8:57:07 PM): FABULOUS! ForgedGoldHeart (8:57:16 PM): ? AbsyntheValke (8:57:24 PM): We're just being random and silly AbsyntheValke (8:57:33 PM): Song sent ForgedGoldHeart (8:57:38 PM): cool. AbsyntheValke (8:57:48 PM): Still behind you? ForgedGoldHeart (8:57:52 PM): Yeppers. AbsyntheValke (8:58:10 PM): son of a shiny-wrapped present for Brett. AbsyntheValke (8:58:32 PM): What is a blue square with a yellow equal sign in it? ForgedGoldHeart (8:58:42 PM): Dunno. AbsyntheValke (8:58:53 PM): = AbsyntheValke (8:59:03 PM): Um.... Google! ForgedGoldHeart (8:59:19 PM): TO THE GOOGLE CAVE! AbsyntheValke (8:59:27 PM): There seems to be an answer known as "I honestly don't have a clue." AbsyntheValke (8:59:53 PM): Google Cave FTW in America! ForgedGoldHeart (9:00:30 PM): GOOGLE FOR THE WIN! ForgedGoldHeart (9:00:38 PM): no... AbsyntheValke (9:00:42 PM): Mm, I can just imagine this exchange. Bob: I'm gay. Sue: Let's go to church. ForgedGoldHeart (9:00:50 PM): GOOGLE FOR THE LOSE! AbsyntheValke (9:01:02 PM): SERVER MAINTENANCE FOR THE LOSE! ForgedGoldHeart (9:01:09 PM): Yeppers! AbsyntheValke (9:01:51 PM): Will you pretty please with cherry on top further the seed about Sophie "stealing" me and me being apathetic? *puppy eyes* ForgedGoldHeart (9:02:19 PM): I'm trying to log in right now. ForgedGoldHeart (9:02:36 PM): For some reason, every password i try doesn't work. ForgedGoldHeart (9:02:53 PM): I love when you do that. ^_^ AbsyntheValke (9:03:07 PM): I can do some other things you love as well. AbsyntheValke (9:03:20 PM): Gosh. The Intrawebs don't like you very much ForgedGoldHeart (9:03:37 PM): ^_~ ForgedGoldHeart (9:03:43 PM): No, they don't. AbsyntheValke (9:04:03 PM): Well you're still listed as a "member." Oh, and the reason Olea wasn't moved to "banned" was because the head(case) admin is lazy and just decided to suspend the account instead of moving her to the group. ForgedGoldHeart (9:04:20 PM): ah, okay. ForgedGoldHeart (9:04:51 PM): I'm in. and by the way, where should I look for info on Sophie? AbsyntheValke (9:04:53 PM): I uploaded 'rie's "banned" icon and emailed it to her though. I had to do a test ban on someone to get the icon T_T But they're unbanned now XD AbsyntheValke (9:05:23 PM): Just post something in rants about how this guy that your boyfriend met on the team sports he's taken up to avoid you keep stalking him and how your boyfriend doesn't care. AbsyntheValke (9:05:46 PM): Ehehe, we made Santiago Sophacles up out of thin air. If she can do it so can we AbsyntheValke (9:08:27 PM): I'm going to see if the cookies for Firefox were deleted yet AbsyntheValke (9:08:46 PM): Boo, board message. (and that would be a no) ForgedGoldHeart (9:08:53 PM): okies. In the meanwhile, I'll get started. AbsyntheValke (9:09:04 PM): mtay. Please let us know when you're done. AbsyntheValke (9:09:14 PM): *frowns* 36% gay? ForgedGoldHeart (9:09:35 PM): XD you were hoping for more? AbsyntheValke (9:09:53 PM): I was hoping for something more your level, like 86. AbsyntheValke (9:09:58 PM): *cackles* AbsyntheValke (9:10:06 PM): Or more like mine, 96. ForgedGoldHeart (9:11:05 PM): really? I only got that high by copying you, Lee. ^_~ AbsyntheValke (9:11:30 PM): Oh? That's odd. I could have sworn I saw you getting sucked off by Fabio. AbsyntheValke (9:11:38 PM): Wait, Fabio's gay? ForgedGoldHeart (9:11:54 PM): HeYeah, you didn't know? he's also really old by now. AbsyntheValke (9:12:07 PM): You like older men? AbsyntheValke (9:12:16 PM): Duh, he likes you and you're practically a dinosaur ForgedGoldHeart (9:12:29 PM): he has very feminine features, okay? AbsyntheValke (9:12:30 PM): Yes, but I'm a sexy dinosaur. ForgedGoldHeart (9:12:45 PM): Yesh you are. AbsyntheValke (9:12:49 PM): P-A-L-E-O = Illybrius AbsyntheValke (9:13:00 PM): You have feminine features too. And tits. AbsyntheValke (9:13:17 PM): We all have those. AbsyntheValke (9:13:23 PM): Feminine features or tits? AbsyntheValke (9:13:26 PM): Both! ForgedGoldHeart (9:13:39 PM): XD Hey, at least mine are bigger. AbsyntheValke (9:13:51 PM): Hon, yours are bigger than DD- Marie ForgedGoldHeart (9:14:02 PM): Yep, and proud of it! ForgedGoldHeart (9:14:06 PM): XP AbsyntheValke (9:14:23 PM): "Would you trust a gay man to babysit your male child?" Heh, only if he wasn't Michael Jackson's zombie. ForgedGoldHeart (9:14:58 PM): I wouldn't trust ANY zombie to babysit. ForgedGoldHeart (9:15:05 PM): HE heeee.. AbsyntheValke (9:15:21 PM): Oh gosh. So let us know when you're done but if you want to chat we're still here ForgedGoldHeart (9:15:32 PM): okies. AbsyntheValke (9:15:40 PM): ^_^ AbsyntheValke (9:18:13 PM): By the way, the servers are being suckish so you might want to CTRL C your post before hitting Enter ForgedGoldHeart (9:21:31 PM): good to know. thanks. i was wondering why that was happening. AbsyntheValke (9:21:58 PM): I keep getting "Internet ex-whorer cannot display the bedmage." ForgedGoldHeart (9:22:37 PM): me too. AbsyntheValke (9:23:57 PM): Perhaps you can put it on Notebook, email it to yourself, and post it later when the internet decides to cooperate. ForgedGoldHeart (9:24:14 PM): okies, good idea. AbsyntheValke (9:24:21 PM): That's weird. z13 works. AbsyntheValke (9:24:34 PM): and so does z8 ForgedGoldHeart (9:24:44 PM): Z10 is a different server. AbsyntheValke (9:25:00 PM): Yeah but I thought it might have something to do with InvisionFree itself. AbsyntheValke (9:25:12 PM): They were doing blanket server maintenance early this morning ForgedGoldHeart (9:25:28 PM): yeah, i think the server might just be down. AbsyntheValke (9:25:55 PM): *purrs and nuzzles* My boyfriend liked my idea. ForgedGoldHeart (9:26:51 PM): *pets and cuddles* It's a good idea. AbsyntheValke (9:27:05 PM): Tthe flying badger from washington tried to assassinate the president with a triple death beam that he won in a raffle sponsored by chuck norris last night ForgedGoldHeart (9:27:20 PM): O_O AbsyntheValke (9:27:20 PM): XD ForgedGoldHeart (9:27:34 PM): what's that from? AbsyntheValke (9:27:42 PM): Courtesy of The Things That Are Gay test by jerrythemonkey ForgedGoldHeart (9:27:57 PM): oh, okay. AbsyntheValke (9:28:30 PM): I don't want to assassinate the president. I like this one. ForgedGoldHeart (9:28:42 PM): OBAMARAMA! ForgedGoldHeart (9:28:50 PM): XP ForgedGoldHeart (9:28:56 PM): I R weird. AbsyntheValke (9:29:08 PM): I don't have two left nuts! ForgedGoldHeart (9:29:24 PM): O_o AbsyntheValke (9:29:32 PM): Your result for The things that are gay Test ... two left nuts AbsyntheValke (9:29:53 PM): *pout* I don't have two left nuts. ForgedGoldHeart (9:30:14 PM): *pets* No, no you don't. AbsyntheValke (9:30:24 PM): Where are you petting? ForgedGoldHeart (9:30:34 PM): guess. AbsyntheValke (9:30:35 PM): URANUS! AbsyntheValke (9:30:41 PM): His left nut ForgedGoldHeart (9:31:06 PM): Hair, people! hair! AbsyntheValke (9:31:17 PM): The hair on his nuts AbsyntheValke (9:31:22 PM): The hair on his anus! ForgedGoldHeart (9:31:34 PM): @_@ AbsyntheValke (9:31:36 PM): I hate all of you. AbsyntheValke (9:32:19 PM): That's okay because we love you! ForgedGoldHeart (9:32:35 PM): MWAH! AbsyntheValke (9:32:44 PM): *purr* ForgedGoldHeart (9:33:06 PM): ^_^ AbsyntheValke (9:33:47 PM): Apparently Jeffree Star is obsessed with rap (according to Jeffree Star). What's really sad is that he's an even better dancer than Usagi. AbsyntheValke (9:34:58 PM): And he doesn't like Candyman by Christina Aguilera or Pink DX Actually he first thought Pink was "Bink" and his guy friend had to tug on his hair to get him to say it right XD AbsyntheValke (9:35:21 PM): Essentially, you are saying that he listens to crappy music but makes good music. AbsyntheValke (9:35:33 PM): For the most part, yeah. I wasn't too fond of WWC. ForgedGoldHeart (9:36:09 PM): Me neither. AbsyntheValke (9:36:36 PM): Mm. I like our music better. AbsyntheValke (9:36:55 PM): Hey, if you guys can figure out how to do techno, so will I. AbsyntheValke (9:37:19 PM): F---otron 2009! ForgedGoldHeart (9:37:41 PM): XD AbsyntheValke (9:37:52 PM): You already knew that, hon. XP AbsyntheValke (9:37:55 PM): DDP AbsyntheValke (9:38:13 PM): Nick Lachey, and, let me think AbsyntheValke (9:38:18 PM): Jason ForgedGoldHeart (9:38:33 PM): O_o AbsyntheValke (9:38:34 PM): Wait, Jason the killer or Jason from the Argo? AbsyntheValke (9:38:45 PM): Argo AbsyntheValke (9:39:08 PM): o_O ForgedGoldHeart (9:39:51 PM): scary, huh? AbsyntheValke (9:40:03 PM): At least it wasn't Freddy and Jason XD AbsyntheValke (9:40:09 PM): No. AbsyntheValke (9:40:18 PM): DX ForgedGoldHeart (9:40:41 PM): O_O AbsyntheValke (9:40:46 PM): I'm Madonna?! AbsyntheValke (9:40:59 PM): Madonna isn't a gay icon. She's just ... a diva. ForgedGoldHeart (9:41:11 PM): Cher is, though. AbsyntheValke (9:41:19 PM): Cher's a lesbian? ForgedGoldHeart (9:41:51 PM): dunno. but I had a gay bus driver once, and he practically worshiped cher. AbsyntheValke (9:42:24 PM): This test says I'm gay, but then it says I'm as straight as a ruler. That is conflicting. ForgedGoldHeart (9:42:50 PM): Huh... AbsyntheValke (9:42:52 PM): Nice, R. I never had a gay bus driver, but I did have that Indian guy with two thumbs on one hand. ForgedGoldHeart (9:43:37 PM): ouch. why does that sound familliar? AbsyntheValke (9:43:59 PM): Fannypack Jeff had the same driver. Fairygan busted us for talking about him AbsyntheValke (9:44:08 PM): Apparently it wasn't "nice" to notice his deformity ForgedGoldHeart (9:44:45 PM): dunno. AbsyntheValke (9:45:06 PM): This test ssays I'm 100% gayt AbsyntheValke (9:45:19 PM): Gosh. His scores are all across the board. ForgedGoldHeart (9:45:24 PM): Umm...congratulations? AbsyntheValke (9:45:41 PM): MY boyfriend. MINE. *clings* ForgedGoldHeart (9:46:05 PM): AWWWW!!!! ^_^ Isn't he awesome? AbsyntheValke (9:46:10 PM): O_O uhyouguysIfoundsomegayporn ForgedGoldHeart (9:46:17 PM): O_O AbsyntheValke (9:46:35 PM): It's not porn if it doesn't show cock. AbsyntheValke (9:46:50 PM): It's very likely cropped. ForgedGoldHeart (9:46:57 PM): what are you a coonnosoiur? AbsyntheValke (9:47:22 PM): If it doesn't show genitals it isn't porn. And you spelled that wrong. ForgedGoldHeart (9:47:38 PM): i know i did. AbsyntheValke (9:48:05 PM): It's close enough, Lee. It showed just about everything BUT cock ForgedGoldHeart (9:48:22 PM): <_< ForgedGoldHeart (9:48:24 PM): >_> AbsyntheValke (9:48:36 PM): Jealous? AbsyntheValke (9:49:51 PM): Um... I don't want a cock, thanks. I'm fine with my girl parts. AbsyntheValke (9:50:31 PM): *nods* ForgedGoldHeart (9:50:45 PM): wha'd i miss? AbsyntheValke (9:51:10 PM): I asked if you were jealous. She said she didn't want a cock, and I nodded. I think it was a painting; either that or the man in front had the curviest hip in existence ForgedGoldHeart (9:51:37 PM): XD AbsyntheValke (9:51:49 PM): Again, f---tron 2009 AbsyntheValke (9:52:36 PM): If that term applied to women, I'd say it took one to know one. ForgedGoldHeart (9:52:53 PM): what term is that? AbsyntheValke (9:52:54 PM): ish but i r a wimminz AbsyntheValke (9:52:57 PM): Faggotron ForgedGoldHeart (9:53:03 PM): oh. AbsyntheValke (9:53:31 PM): I'm keeping that picture. I like it. AbsyntheValke (9:53:44 PM): Yeah, keep it away from those of us with boyfriends, kk? k. ForgedGoldHeart (9:54:06 PM): WHy don't you save it on your own computer? AbsyntheValke (9:54:36 PM): I'm emailing it to myself from his account. ForgedGoldHeart (9:54:42 PM): okay. AbsyntheValke (9:54:50 PM): Good rabbit. AbsyntheValke (9:55:22 PM): What would happen if Illybrius came out as gay to C and A? ForgedGoldHeart (9:55:37 PM): nothing. my guess. ForgedGoldHeart (9:55:48 PM): i think they already think he's gay. AbsyntheValke (9:56:09 PM): I still haven't told them I'm thinking of a sex change ForgedGoldHeart (9:56:18 PM): O_O AbsyntheValke (9:56:20 PM): Operation: Making waves AbsyntheValke (9:56:49 PM): I'm not ACTUALLY considering a sex change. I like being a girl AbsyntheValke (9:56:58 PM): I just want to make some waves and shock them ForgedGoldHeart (9:57:04 PM): oh, okay. AbsyntheValke (9:57:38 PM): What if I told them I had a video of Illybrius performing So Many Men at a gay karaoke bar? AbsyntheValke (9:57:49 PM): Eh. More whimsical than shocking AbsyntheValke (9:59:23 PM): Is that man doing what it looks like he is? ForgedGoldHeart (9:59:35 PM): what? AbsyntheValke (9:59:53 PM): Yes, Lee, he's giving head, and I'm looking away now. I'm also bright red and this is one of few times you will EVER see me blush. ForgedGoldHeart (10:00:59 PM): ...I don't know what to say here. AbsyntheValke (10:01:07 PM): We should probably flag that test for obscene content. AbsyntheValke (10:01:37 PM): Relax, R. It didn't interest me much. In fact, since OKC is supposed to be nonpornographic, it was a little shocking. ForgedGoldHeart (10:02:25 PM): says the girl who regularly favorites boys kissing. AbsyntheValke (10:02:40 PM): You're still my favorite guy ForgedGoldHeart (10:02:57 PM): ... ForgedGoldHeart (10:03:15 PM): I'm sorry, but that's just not good enough. AbsyntheValke (10:03:15 PM): I'm not bsing you, by the way. You are. AbsyntheValke (10:03:47 PM): Well, I'm sorry about that, but I'm not sure what to say in situations like this. I told the truth and that's all I can do. AbsyntheValke (10:04:41 PM): What would be good enough, from curiosity? AbsyntheValke (10:06:39 PM): ... If she didn't care for you, she wouldn't have come back here for you. In fact, she wouldn't have bothered with you at all if she didn't love you more than anybody else. AbsyntheValke (10:07:51 PM): I DON'T love anybody else, though. That's what I'm trying to say. AbsyntheValke (10:08:18 PM): Not in that way. Maybe as friends or family, but I don't love anybody else in that way ForgedGoldHeart (10:08:39 PM): Then why would you look for all that gay porn? am I not good enough for you? AbsyntheValke (10:08:48 PM): I'm not looking for it. It came up in the test AbsyntheValke (10:09:05 PM): At the end. Then Lee remarked on it and I clicked away from it. ForgedGoldHeart (10:09:44 PM): are yiou sure? AbsyntheValke (10:09:45 PM): R, you're good enough for me and I honestly don't need anyone else. ForgedGoldHeart (10:10:04 PM): okay. thank you. AbsyntheValke (10:10:08 PM): If it was just you and me stranded on a desert island, provided that we had food and adequate shelter I'd be happy. ForgedGoldHeart (10:10:26 PM): me too. AbsyntheValke (10:10:52 PM): I'm sorry I brought it up. It was insensitive. ForgedGoldHeart (10:11:38 PM): yeah, just a little. I'm sorry I overreacted. I thought you were actually looking for it. AbsyntheValke (10:12:00 PM): Never. AbsyntheValke (10:12:35 PM): OHMYGODSKWEE BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN COVER! (sorry, cover of Can my friends tell I'm gay test) ForgedGoldHeart (10:12:57 PM): Thank you. And nice timing there. AbsyntheValke (10:13:04 PM): DX ForgedGoldHeart (10:13:30 PM): XP AbsyntheValke (10:13:56 PM): Guess what? Remember Amy? She was at my 13th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese. Anyway, her sister just had a baby boy named Leo. ForgedGoldHeart (10:14:28 PM): Wow. I didn't know she had a sister. AbsyntheValke (10:14:43 PM): Yeah, her sister's name is Julie, which makes things confusing when all three of us are hanging otu AbsyntheValke (10:14:50 PM): out* ForgedGoldHeart (10:15:45 PM): XD I imagine it would. AbsyntheValke (10:15:53 PM): ^_^ AbsyntheValke (10:16:09 PM): I'm going to make this less confusing. I'm going to relabel that folder Usagi ForgedGoldHeart (10:16:40 PM): folder? AbsyntheValke (10:16:41 PM): I'm going to write "Illybrius" across your forehead in case people can't tell your name. AbsyntheValke (10:17:00 PM): A folder of drawings, so it doesn't get confused with the ones we download from SheezyArt ForgedGoldHeart (10:18:07 PM): okay. AbsyntheValke (10:18:09 PM): Like I implied before, it's obvious whose are Usagi's and whose are from other people. Speaking of Sheezy pictures, R, I still have that one of Jack Sparrow at the movie premier ForgedGoldHeart (10:18:21 PM): XD yesh! AbsyntheValke (10:18:38 PM): *huggles* ForgedGoldHeart (10:19:10 PM): *snuggles* AbsyntheValke (10:19:34 PM): *cuddle*? ForgedGoldHeart (10:19:45 PM): *cuddle* AbsyntheValke (10:20:29 PM): *smile* I'll try not to be a dick. ForgedGoldHeart (10:20:43 PM): thanls, Lee. AbsyntheValke (10:21:03 PM): OH. My. God. Amy says once she applied to 60 places once and only 5 called back ForgedGoldHeart (10:21:21 PM): fuck. AbsyntheValke (10:21:39 PM): Pretty much my response, except I said O_O instead ForgedGoldHeart (10:22:14 PM): I guess that pretty much tells us what wer'e up against. AbsyntheValke (10:22:30 PM): *nod-nod* Yup. ForgedGoldHeart (10:23:02 PM): I hope i can snag up that job at Aki's before someone else does. AbsyntheValke (10:23:18 PM): Aki's? ForgedGoldHeart (10:23:41 PM): Mom told me of a job at a mexican resturaunt. they need a busboy. i figure it's easy enough, and I need the money. AbsyntheValke (10:24:14 PM): Oh, okay. Just don't eat the food because mexican =/= food ForgedGoldHeart (10:24:24 PM): I'll bring a lunch. AbsyntheValke (10:24:57 PM): XD mkays. Oh, and it might be a good idea to follow up in person or over the phone on your app ForgedGoldHeart (10:25:10 PM): good idea, thanks. AbsyntheValke (10:25:21 PM): ^_^ ForgedGoldHeart (10:25:46 PM): keep your fingers crossed, eh? AbsyntheValke (10:26:25 PM): I will if you do the same for meh ForgedGoldHeart (10:26:35 PM): Will do. AbsyntheValke (10:26:56 PM): OMG, Eastridge also has a Hot Topic AbsyntheValke (10:27:29 PM): Maybe they'll have some better merch ForgedGoldHeart (10:27:39 PM): been there. they do. AbsyntheValke (10:28:01 PM): Coolness! Maybe they'll have stuff by J* because maybe they're not as prudish ForgedGoldHeart (10:28:17 PM): Nope. AbsyntheValke (10:28:31 PM): Nope they don't have anything by Jeffree or nope they're not as prudish? ForgedGoldHeart (10:29:02 PM): they don't have anything by Jeffree. AbsyntheValke (10:29:20 PM): Boo. Corporate America sucks AbsyntheValke (10:30:42 PM): That's weird. They have it at the Hot Topic website ForgedGoldHeart (10:30:50 PM): It does. they don't want to carry his stuff becuase their not getting a cut out of it. the thing is, if he signs their crapola, he'll have to do whatever they tell him to. and he doesn't strike me as the "sellout" type. ForgedGoldHeart (10:31:14 PM): Jeffree stuff? AbsyntheValke (10:31:24 PM): http://search.hottopic.com/search?p=Q&ts=c...oogle-_-General AbsyntheValke (10:32:04 PM): Like, two items T_T ForgedGoldHeart (10:32:28 PM): i know. AbsyntheValke (10:33:34 PM): I know why they don't like him-- because they're a sellout store. I used to think they were cool but they cater to the "normal" majority population. ForgedGoldHeart (10:34:09 PM): yeah. AbsyntheValke (10:34:25 PM): Something on your mind? ForgedGoldHeart (10:34:51 PM): *raises eyebrow* no. just tired, i guess. AbsyntheValke (10:35:23 PM): *kisses eyebrow* I keep forgetting not everybody's nocturnal like me ForgedGoldHeart (10:36:06 PM): ^_^ Just a little tired. AbsyntheValke (10:36:17 PM): Cock AbsyntheValke (10:36:33 PM): The Rainbow Rooster! XD ForgedGoldHeart (10:36:34 PM): XD BUCAAW! AbsyntheValke (10:36:45 PM): That should be a gay bar ForgedGoldHeart (10:37:15 PM): i think it is somewhere. AbsyntheValke (10:37:37 PM): Maybe somewhere after page 1 of google searches, but there is a Rainbow Rooster website for Chinese people AbsyntheValke (10:37:52 PM): Oh gosh, Pecker's Rooster Farm ForgedGoldHeart (10:38:05 PM): XD We have the biggest cocks in town. AbsyntheValke (10:38:27 PM): How big's the town? AbsyntheValke (10:38:43 PM): Uh... CHICK'M! ForgedGoldHeart (10:38:44 PM): <_< ForgedGoldHeart (10:38:48 PM): >_> AbsyntheValke (10:38:52 PM): ^_^ ForgedGoldHeart (10:39:03 PM): FOUR FEET! AbsyntheValke (10:39:07 PM): He wishes ForgedGoldHeart (10:39:11 PM): XD AbsyntheValke (10:39:34 PM): 16 x 4! ForgedGoldHeart (10:39:48 PM): yeah, right. AbsyntheValke (10:39:49 PM): Yup! I'm naming my vase Drepallis! XD AbsyntheValke (10:40:14 PM): Drepallis Mixedblood: Faliss Mixedblood's randy twin ForgedGoldHeart (10:40:26 PM): XP niiice. AbsyntheValke (10:40:36 PM): *hug* ForgedGoldHeart (10:41:04 PM): *Snuggles* AbsyntheValke (10:41:13 PM): Mmmmmmmmmmmmm ForgedGoldHeart (10:41:52 PM): *Nuzzles against your chest* AbsyntheValke (10:42:01 PM): Boys are silly ForgedGoldHeart (10:42:20 PM): ;P AbsyntheValke (10:42:27 PM): I want to tell Rogaine about Drepallis. AbsyntheValke (10:42:39 PM): *Kuwabara voice* I don't like you AbsyntheValke (10:43:24 PM): What is your favorite color? a) Attack of the chickens 2 b) I don't like colors c) poop/green d) I love you AbsyntheValke (10:43:40 PM): e) Vagina! ForgedGoldHeart (10:43:43 PM): gtg! AbsyntheValke (10:43:45 PM): Byes |
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