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23 Jul 09, 2.19 AM; (Lee-Jay)
Topic Started: Jul 31 2013, 04:29 PM (43 Views)
Devilkitty McDeathydoom
Lottery
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Thursday, July 23, 2009
AbsyntheValke (2:19:17 AM):
I'm just about to send you a PM from OkC and am adding you from there as well.
JTDA555 (2:24:11 AM): I'm so sorry for the delay, I was downstairs, and I really wish I could figure out how to get this thing to set me AFK when I leave the keyboard in active, again sorry
AbsyntheValke (2:25:05 AM): Next to the Available drop down list, there is a yellow page. Click on it and type in an Away message in the body.
JTDA555 (2:25:42 AM): on Pidgin?
AbsyntheValke (2:25:53 AM): AOL. I don't use Pidgin.
In fact, I haven't heard of it until now.
JTDA555 (2:26:15 AM): it's one of those universal clients
AbsyntheValke (2:26:27 AM): Ah, I see. I just looked it up
JTDA555 (2:26:28 AM): instead of having separate programs it is just one
AbsyntheValke (2:26:38 AM): Then it's a bit like Meebo.
JTDA555 (2:26:57 AM): the one I used before this one was Trillian
but it stopped supporting MSN
AbsyntheValke (2:27:27 AM): Ah. I use a friend's computer and she has Gmail, Yahoo, and AOL downloaded.
JTDA555 (2:27:27 AM): though I can't get the auto afk thing to work :(
AbsyntheValke (2:27:38 AM): Hmm. What if you set your status to Invisible?
Or something like, "I'm away from my keyboard; leave me a message and I'll answer if you seem interesting."
JTDA555 (2:28:33 AM): manually I can set it away, but when I go downstairs for something and something catches my attention that's when this happens
AbsyntheValke (2:29:16 AM): It's alright. I've had friends who sign off in the middle of a conversation for no reason.
JTDA555 (2:29:26 AM): though I would have to remember to set it away as well, and I wish I could promise I would
but again I'm sorry
AbsyntheValke (2:29:43 AM): Please, don't worry about it.
JTDA555 (2:29:44 AM): I have friends like that as well
which does get annoying
especially when you're typing something and they just sign off
AbsyntheValke (2:30:38 AM): Yes. I have one who signs off when he doesn't like something somebody says and then signs back on to tell them off, and then signs off before you can reply, rinse and repeat.
JTDA555 (2:31:27 AM): my friends just signs off, and the next day starts over like nothing happened
I hope your doing well?
AbsyntheValke (2:32:07 AM): Yes, and yourself?
JTDA555 (2:32:39 AM): okay, mainly trying to figure out why there's a zombie movie playing on logo
perhaps they are gay zombies
AbsyntheValke (2:33:00 AM): Perhaps. Or perhaps they're dendrophilliacs.
JTDA555 (2:33:30 AM): they might be, but thus far they have just been eating people in a very horrible way
well bloody
AbsyntheValke (2:33:43 AM): I'm taking every "are you gay" test on OkCupid, and at least 1/4 of them give results that are the exact opposite of what they should be. Ex: "Do you like looking at boys?" Answer: yes. Result: "You're straight!"
JTDA555 (2:34:01 AM): lol
AbsyntheValke (2:34:05 AM): I'm listening to Buffy, season 7.
JTDA555 (2:34:34 AM): after the second season of the show I just dropped off
what happens to her?
correction I think they are zombie vampires who might be gay, still unsure of that
AbsyntheValke (2:37:05 AM): She interacts with an androgynous Italian Dracula, gets a younger sister who's actually a ball of energy, dies again, comes back and has a relationship with Spike, who after she dumps him tries to rape her and then goes off to get a soul. Meanwhile Willow gets with a werewolf who cheats on her with another werewolf and then gets herself a girlfriend; Xander dates a vengeance demon and then leaves her at the altar. Oh, and Buffy becomes a school counselor.
That was out of order, but it doesn't matter much.
JTDA555 (2:37:57 AM): wtf?
AbsyntheValke (2:38:04 AM): Exactly.
JTDA555 (2:38:13 AM): which begs the next question
AbsyntheValke (2:38:16 AM): Yes?
JTDA555 (2:38:26 AM): is being sober not required?
AbsyntheValke (2:38:39 AM): It makes more sense when you watch it.
JTDA555 (2:38:51 AM): I hope
I don't even remember what happened to the bald villain from the first season
AbsyntheValke (2:39:47 AM): The Master? He drowned Buffy, then Buffy came back and killed him
JTDA555 (2:40:07 AM): I don't even remember that
the last episode I remember watching was the musical one and I believe that was out of order
AbsyntheValke (2:40:34 AM): I'm not as interested in this show as my friends.
Oh, that's in Season 6. I like it alright.
JTDA555 (2:41:18 AM): that's better than Stargate
AbsyntheValke (2:41:26 AM): I've never seen Stargate.
JTDA555 (2:41:37 AM): the only reason I watched it was because of the eyecandy
which is never a good reason to watch anything really
AbsyntheValke (2:41:57 AM): Meh.
JTDA555 (2:42:05 AM): I like ships blowing up
I don't know why
AbsyntheValke (2:42:33 AM): One person I know wanted to own all of Buffy and Angel just because he has a crush on the actors who play Angel, Xander, Spike, and Wesley.
I like fire.
JTDA555 (2:43:27 AM): if he really likes the actors
though the only actor I ever found attractive on the show was the guy that plays Daniel Jackson
AbsyntheValke (2:44:18 AM): Who's Daniel Jackson?
Never mind. I looked him up
JTDA555 (2:44:55 AM): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Jackson_(Stargate)

AbsyntheValke (2:45:23 AM): I know. That's where I looked him up.
JTDA555 (2:45:33 AM): I apologize
AbsyntheValke (2:45:45 AM): It's alright....
JTDA555 (2:45:53 AM): though I don't find him attractive enough to buy the whole series :p
AbsyntheValke (2:46:05 AM): He's not my type.
JTDA555 (2:46:44 AM): he was better looking in the older seasons
AbsyntheValke (2:47:03 AM): I'll take your word for it.
JTDA555 (2:47:38 AM): but if anything, twilight taught me never to face base the quality of the film on the attractiveness of the actors
AbsyntheValke (2:48:16 AM): ...Twilight, the movie? I avoid fads unless I like them before they become a fad.
JTDA555 (2:48:24 AM): at least the special effects were worth the 10 bucks... if only I could say the same about unborn...
yes the vampire movie
AbsyntheValke (2:48:45 AM): I haven't seen or read it, but I see things about it on tabloid pages. It lessens my interest to revulsion.
JTDA555 (2:49:07 AM): my friend said I would love it
wasn't the case
but whatever
I guess it could have been worse
AbsyntheValke (2:49:57 AM): I'll watch it eventually.
JTDA555 (2:50:24 AM): they are vampires with a pension for both human blood and flesh, and two of the heroes are gay
I guess that's why it's on this channel
AbsyntheValke (2:50:50 AM): Penchant.
JTDA555 (2:51:37 AM): sorry
AbsyntheValke (2:52:00 AM): It's alright. I'm a nitpicker.
JTDA555 (2:52:36 AM): no worries, at least you were able to catch that
AbsyntheValke (2:53:37 AM): Hmm. I think OkCupid is strange. It said we're about 13% friends and 69% enemies. I found that funny when you were in my Quiver. I also find it strange that the Staff Robot doesn't seem to know what "looking for friends only" means.
JTDA555 (2:54:45 AM): is the match at the least over 50?
AbsyntheValke (2:54:56 AM): I don't believe so. Let me check again.
23% Match
17% Friend
69% Enemy
JTDA555 (2:56:02 AM): so were more enemies than anything, yet the program decided to do that? it was drunk?
AbsyntheValke (2:56:07 AM): Though to be fair, I've only answered 25 questions.
Hmm. Perhaps it was high on refined sugar from internet cookies.
JTDA555 (2:57:09 AM): that or whomever made the program for them ripped them off
AbsyntheValke (2:57:38 AM): Or they picked your name out of a hat.
JTDA555 (2:58:14 AM): so we have a high likelihood of disliking each other, and somehow that makes sense... if only I was on that sugar rush
AbsyntheValke (2:58:46 AM): So far I find your company enjoyable.
JTDA555 (2:58:57 AM): likewise
AbsyntheValke (2:59:03 AM): I'm also trying not to wake up the house by laughing too hard. Why thank yoU!
JTDA555 (2:59:34 AM): which I wonder what it is that has us on such opposite camps?
AbsyntheValke (3:00:13 AM): I chose "mandatory" for most of my "How important is your Ideal Match's answer to you?
JTDA555 (3:01:30 AM): from what I remember when I filled out the profile answers I really only put that to extreme questions
though I wish I remembered which ones
AbsyntheValke (3:01:54 AM): I have a flair for the dramatic, and I'm a perfectionist.
Yes! Glory is the most amazing villain in all of Buffy!
JTDA555 (3:02:36 AM): believe me there is no shame in that, you only have one life on this planet, might as well get the best while you're here
AbsyntheValke (3:02:52 AM): *nods* You have that right.
JTDA555 (3:04:13 AM): though remember I in no way represent most people, since it has been my experience most are not very accommodating of very much :p
then again I doubt many of them were beaten into accepting when they were growing up, though the really nice part about all of that is that I am incredibly patient
AbsyntheValke (3:05:43 AM): The average person, if there is such a thing, is boring. I'm not patient at all. It's my way or the endoplasmic reticulum (extra points for understanding that reference).
Hmm. the slayer in Ep. 2 of Season 7 of Buffy has pink hair with black bangs, like one picture of Jeffree Star in reverse.
JTDA555 (3:06:19 AM): lol
the only time I ever heard endo plasmic anything was Ghostbusters, and I only like one song from him, prisoner
AbsyntheValke (3:07:20 AM): I'm going to guess that that's a band.
The endoplasmic reticulum is something somewhere in the body that looks like a highway. Therefore, "It's my way or the ER!"
Hm. That suits me as well.
JTDA555 (3:08:08 AM): 1980s movie about people hunting ghost
as they say one learn something everyday :)
AbsyntheValke (3:08:38 AM):
JTDA555 (3:09:17 AM): though the main reason I remember Ghostbusters is because of the giant marshmallow man
sort of looked like the Michelman man
AbsyntheValke (3:09:57 AM): "Fuzzy green marshmallows of doom puff spores in your general direction." --my aunt's ex
JTDA555 (3:10:32 AM): I can only imagine what the back story to that is
AbsyntheValke (3:11:08 AM): I have no idea.
JTDA555 (3:11:40 AM): how exactly did that quote come up in discussion?
AbsyntheValke (3:12:03 AM): Giant marshmallow.
JTDA555 (3:12:04 AM): I have seen many novelty marshmallows, but never green fuzzy ones
AbsyntheValke (3:12:14 AM): *laughs* I never got the chance to ask.
JTDA555 (3:12:48 AM): on the surface it may not have a pleasant answer
I guess there was a reason why it was never brought up
AbsyntheValke (3:13:35 AM): It's not that. Her ex and I have never spoken because they were not on speaking terms when my aunt told me about that quote.
JTDA555 (3:13:57 AM): it's very possible at some point we went to war with green marshmallows, and all we have left is references to little green men
you don't need to say anymore
AbsyntheValke (3:14:20 AM): Elven leprechauns!
JTDA555 (3:14:38 AM): I prefer hobgoblins
then again if I don't say that Gretchen will hurt me estimation mark
AbsyntheValke (3:15:02 AM): I prefer the DinkDinks in Spaceballs
JTDA555 (3:15:05 AM): me!*
AbsyntheValke (3:15:54 AM): "This stuff is great! (But I'm getting paid to say it)
JTDA555 (3:16:17 AM): /crickets
the only thing I remember about space balls is Darth helmet
AbsyntheValke (3:16:50 AM): He was ... odd
JTDA555 (3:17:12 AM): it was a funny movie
Mel Brooks if I remember correctly?
AbsyntheValke (3:17:30 AM): The princess was annoying. Yes, Mel Brooks.
I preferred Dracula: Dead and Loving It.
JTDA555 (3:18:00 AM): though I really loved history of the world
Hitler on ice
AbsyntheValke (3:18:18 AM): I've never seen that one.
Or that one
I liked The Producers, both original and remake
JTDA555 (3:18:38 AM): I haven't seen that one
I did see Dracula, the Leslie Nielsen one correct?
AbsyntheValke (3:19:31 AM): Yes. Somebody on MySpace put their status as "Lyria Spectacular must move the trampoline. Or the chandelier" as a nod to the movie, I think
JTDA555 (3:20:54 AM): that you have got me, the only thing I remember from the movie is a scene where he is rising from the coffin and hits his head on the chandelier
and the autopsy scene
AbsyntheValke (3:21:57 AM): I remember: "Gentlemen, we are fortunate!" "Why?" "He's an imbecile!" and Master Master! I mean, Mister! Mister?
JTDA555 (3:22:24 AM): I really need to watch that again
and that one movie where Leslie Nielsen is an escaped convict
AbsyntheValke (3:22:56 AM): I haven't seen that one.
JTDA555 (3:23:29 AM): I remember watching it a long time ago, back when I used to rent from Hollywood videos
don't hit me!
AbsyntheValke (3:23:54 AM): A friend bought the Dracula one on a whim
JTDA555 (3:24:49 AM): I used to own that one on VHS, but I do not remember what happened to it :p
AbsyntheValke (3:25:12 AM): Perhaps kleptomaniac pants-wearing hobgoblins stole it.
JTDA555 (3:25:28 AM): then again it would be pointless if I had it now since I don't even have a VHS player
AbsyntheValke (3:25:41 AM): I have a DVD/VHS player.
JTDA555 (3:25:43 AM): no comment, for fear for my gummy bears
AbsyntheValke (3:25:51 AM): Mm, gummy bears.
JTDA555 (3:26:09 AM): MINE I TELL YOU
I have already killed for them!
AbsyntheValke (3:26:34 AM): *pout* Please?
JTDA555 (3:26:43 AM): ...
you can have the green ones
AbsyntheValke (3:26:54 AM): Thank you.
JTDA555 (3:27:27 AM): I must apologize ahead of time if I come off as mad
please remember I am medicated... yes I will use that excuse
AbsyntheValke (3:29:06 AM): My boyfriend's on Prozac, pseudoephedrine, and another mindfuck drug. They cause delusional paranoia and suicidal tendencies complete with Guilt Airlines. His dosage is high. Short version: I'm used to it.
JTDA555 (3:29:47 AM): just making sure
AbsyntheValke (3:30:19 AM): *nods* I'm not as easily offended as I might seem at first.
JTDA555 (3:30:48 AM): though the only medication I am on prescribed by a psychiatrist is Celexa, everything else is for the MS
AbsyntheValke (3:31:30 AM): Well, they don't seem to have negative side effects, though I've only known you for 22 minutes.
JTDA555 (3:31:45 AM): and even the Celexa is because of the MS, so scratch my previous statement
AbsyntheValke (3:32:06 AM): Ah, alright.
JTDA555 (3:32:44 AM): the Celexa I love, for some weird reason it actually turns off the vast majority of my negative emotions, and I can't complain for that
AbsyntheValke (3:33:13 AM): Oh? I might recommend it to Ryan.
JTDA555 (3:33:23 AM): at least I'm not dangerous
AbsyntheValke (3:33:43 AM): Or perhaps you're a serial killer masquerading as a mild-mannered gentleman
JTDA555 (3:33:45 AM): citalopram I believe is the technical name
technically unless you're one of my victims, you will never know :)
AbsyntheValke (3:34:48 AM): An intriguing thought.
JTDA555 (3:34:52 AM): "it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again"
AbsyntheValke (3:35:08 AM): I do not understand the reference
JTDA555 (3:35:25 AM): silence of the lambs
introduced the world to Hannibal Lecter
AbsyntheValke (3:35:46 AM): Oh. I've never seen it
JTDA555 (3:36:16 AM): the serial killer said that to one of its victims
AbsyntheValke (3:36:34 AM): Ah.
What does the term "camp" mean?
JTDA555 (3:36:41 AM): would kill them and make their flesh into a dress if you will
AbsyntheValke (3:36:48 AM): Charming.
JTDA555 (3:37:05 AM): too general
AbsyntheValke (3:37:18 AM): I'm taking one of the tests.
JTDA555 (3:37:35 AM): band camp to camping in a game come to mine
mind*
AbsyntheValke (3:37:56 AM): Hm. Never mind. I'll skip the question.
JTDA555 (3:38:03 AM): I hate when my dictation program does that
what was the question asking?
AbsyntheValke (3:38:43 AM): "Are you camp?"
JTDA555 (3:39:33 AM): doesn't ring a bell
AbsyntheValke (3:39:48 AM): I skipped it.
JTDA555 (3:40:05 AM): now I wonder what it means
AbsyntheValke (3:40:11 AM): see?
Ooh, pretty colors.
JTDA555 (3:40:49 AM): so the question is asking are you pretty colors?
AbsyntheValke (3:40:54 AM): Sorry. I'm looking at the topic full of "welcome" graphics.
No. And no, I'm not. I'm just blood red.
JTDA555 (3:41:37 AM): I don't know what color I am...
AbsyntheValke (3:41:53 AM): Do you have a favorite color?
JTDA555 (3:42:05 AM): blue
AbsyntheValke (3:42:16 AM): (da ba dee)
JTDA555 (3:42:25 AM): blue and black if possible
but I'm not wearing it :'(
AbsyntheValke (3:43:08 AM): Black and red are about the only colors I wear.
After I take these next three tests I am going to go to bed. I'm sleepy.
JTDA555 (3:44:19 AM): mine depend entirely on what is closest and clean
no problem
but the colors mainly stay around dark shades
AbsyntheValke (3:45:07 AM): My choices are leather jeans and a vest or slacks and a silk shirt.
JTDA555 (3:46:02 AM): and being camp is apparently a nice way of asking are you effeminate
ultimately whatever your comfortable wearing
AbsyntheValke (3:46:29 AM): *blink* Why do I have a sudden urge to make the testmaker a human sacrifice?
JTDA555 (3:47:12 AM): I can't say anything without risking my life, just obey the urge
AbsyntheValke (3:47:37 AM): I'm too sleepy to kill anybody. Maybe in the afternoon.
JTDA555 (3:48:27 AM): just remember do not drink from the purple mushrooms... perhaps I have said too much
AbsyntheValke (3:49:09 AM): What about the green ones? Are they safe?
JTDA555 (3:49:14 AM): just promise me you will tell my daughter I never loved her
I cannot say
AbsyntheValke (3:49:51 AM): Don't worry, she already received an anonymous letter bomb informing her that she is an accident and her parents hate her.
JTDA555 (3:50:33 AM): at least she will know the truth before she dies
though I wonder how difficult it is to remove spluttered brain from the walls?
AbsyntheValke (3:51:04 AM): I say we prolong her life just to torture her with the fact that her existence serves no purpose and she doesn't truthfully belong in this dimension.
JTDA555 (3:51:52 AM): since she already is getting the letter bomb I believe we are to late for that
and I am simply too lazy to actually try to save her
AbsyntheValke (3:52:30 AM): It might be rounding through Botswana. It could be late. Just to make sure she gets the message, though, I put up a billboard stating her name, address, and SS number
JTDA555 (3:53:23 AM): I don't like being rude, why would I spoil such a well planned attempt?
AbsyntheValke (3:53:23 AM): m'going to bed now. Night night. Feel free to leave offline messages.
Because it's FUN!
JTDA555 (3:53:39 AM): Pleasant dreams
AbsyntheValke (6:11:01 PM): Hello again!
JTDA555 came back from idle at 6:11:06 PM
JTDA555 (6:11:25 PM): How are you today?
AbsyntheValke (6:11:32 PM): Very well, and yourself?
JTDA555 (6:11:59 PM): good, just returned from Safeway, weekly groceries :(
AbsyntheValke (6:12:14 PM): Mm, food. I've been living off wraps and soup.
JTDA555 (6:12:42 PM): I hope you at least enjoy them?
AbsyntheValke (6:12:52 PM): Yes, but it does get tiresome after awhile.
JTDA555 (6:13:12 PM): that it does
are they the same flavor?
AbsyntheValke (6:14:22 PM): The wraps consist of ground beef and assorted vegetables; the soups are Progresso and generally beef. I won't eat chicken or fish. It's basically the same thing night after night.
JTDA555 (6:15:40 PM): why not chicken or does it include all poultry, though I completely agree with you on fish
AbsyntheValke (6:16:09 PM): All poultry.
JTDA555 (6:16:11 PM): even when I ate meat I would shy away from fish like the plague
AbsyntheValke (6:16:29 PM): The taste makes me gag. I prefer cowmeat or pigmeat.
JTDA555 (6:17:04 PM): I have the same experience with fish
I don't know why it is
AbsyntheValke (6:17:49 PM): I have that experience with poultry and fish. If it's not too personal, why did you stop eating meat?
JTDA555 (6:18:05 PM): even when I had escargot it was not as repulsive
AbsyntheValke (6:18:20 PM): Snail? *makes a face*
JTDA555 (6:18:58 PM): don't worry, there aren't any personal questions, besides account information I don't answer :p
yes snail
AbsyntheValke (6:19:44 PM): Hmm. I might like fried snail but served as escargot, perhaps not.
JTDA555 (6:20:17 PM): I just lost the taste for meat, it began with pork then beef and finally poultry when the hospitalization began
thus far I have been a vegetarian for over two years, and a failed vegan :p
AbsyntheValke (6:21:25 PM): Ah, I see.
JTDA555 (6:21:47 PM): it doesn't really taste like much, just imagine salty tofu
AbsyntheValke (6:22:20 PM): I don't like overly salty foods and I don't like tofu.
JTDA555 (6:22:20 PM): the sauces gave it its flavor really
AbsyntheValke (6:22:25 PM): I'm a total carnivore.
JTDA555 (6:22:46 PM): then you might not like escargot, but you would really have to try it to rule it out
AbsyntheValke (6:23:05 PM): True.
JTDA555 (6:23:48 PM): that is really my philosophy when it comes to any food types, as they say don't knock it till you've tried it
for all I know kitten is the most delicious meat I will ever taste
AbsyntheValke (6:25:05 PM): Or perhaps baby.
JTDA555 (6:25:22 PM): exactly
I won't know until I have tried it
AbsyntheValke (6:25:44 PM): I agree.
JTDA555 (6:26:46 PM): I cannot imagine finding a restaurant that caters to the different types of human meats actually exist
or actually exist*
AbsyntheValke (6:27:52 PM): No, apparently it's barbaric. Just like killing humans is barbaric but killing animals is accepted.
JTDA555 (6:29:47 PM): killing people in war seems to be accepted as well... poor baby calves
but veal is so delicious...
AbsyntheValke (6:30:20 PM): War, yes, and petty vengeance is only accepted when the avenger is a world leader.
JTDA555 (6:30:26 PM): I truly believe the cruelty infuses her flavor
AbsyntheValke (6:30:29 PM): Otherwise it's a crim
crime
JTDA555 (6:30:51 PM): very true
AbsyntheValke (6:31:17 PM): I find it unjust.
JTDA555 (6:31:47 PM): and with a good PR person murder becomes liberation of an imprisoned soul
AbsyntheValke (6:32:29 PM): Good PR people = money spent
JTDA555 (6:33:27 PM): and it might be the difference between getting 10 years in prison for less than a year of getting raped
it is money well spent
unless you like rape
AbsyntheValke (6:34:03 PM): Well...
JTDA555 (6:34:18 PM): I should say getting raped...
AbsyntheValke (6:34:25 PM): Well...
JTDA555 (6:34:37 PM): and always remember I do not judge
AbsyntheValke (6:34:41 PM): *laugh*
JTDA555 (6:34:50 PM): as long as it isn't done with me
I don't care as long as I do not get injured, rape and pillage all you want
just not me
AbsyntheValke (6:35:25 PM): *shakes head* No... I wouldn't rape you.
JTDA555 (6:35:56 PM): just remember I don't judge
AbsyntheValke (6:36:17 PM): You're nicer than me.
JTDA555 (6:37:00 PM): it's what happens when you grow up with an incredibly strict grandparent
you quickly learn to keep your mouth shut, and become as small of a target as possible :)
AbsyntheValke (6:38:03 PM): Well, I grew up with little discipline, so I'm loud and obnoxious.
JTDA555 (6:38:21 PM): but I doubt I'm a better person, we all have flaws :)
AbsyntheValke (6:38:30 PM): I never said better. I said nicer.
JTDA555 (6:39:19 PM): nicer, my apologies
AbsyntheValke (6:39:55 PM): I think you're nicer than me because I'm judgmental, outspoken, and still obnoxious.
JTDA555 (6:41:19 PM): that depends on the context in which they happen, for instance I cannot believe being outspoken about an injustice is a bad thing...
AbsyntheValke (6:41:33 PM): I'm outspoken about everything.
JTDA555 (6:41:45 PM): which again isn't necessarily bad
AbsyntheValke (6:41:58 PM): I'll take your word for it.
JTDA555 (6:42:21 PM): :)
AbsyntheValke (6:42:35 PM):
JTDA555 (6:42:57 PM): as you can tell I also tend to neutral
to be*
AbsyntheValke (6:43:24 PM): I can be neutral at times, but it annoys the hell out of my friends. There's one who takes "neutral" as "negative."
JTDA555 (6:43:41 PM): lol
AbsyntheValke (6:44:05 PM): I frequently respond to that friend with "Mm," "I see," and "Indeed" for the specific purpose of being annoying.
JTDA555 (6:44:21 PM): do you enjoy yourself while doing it?
AbsyntheValke (6:44:35 PM): Sometimes.
JTDA555 (6:45:06 PM): as long as you get something out of it :p
AbsyntheValke (6:45:45 PM): ^_^
JTDA555 (6:46:14 PM): on thing I don't remember is if you gave me your first name?
AbsyntheValke (6:46:51 PM): Lee
JTDA555 (6:47:16 PM): though it's over do, pleasure to meet you Lee
AbsyntheValke (6:47:46 PM): It's a pleasure to meet you too... whatever-your-name-is.
JTDA555 (6:47:54 PM): Joseph
AbsyntheValke (6:48:10 PM): Joseph.
JTDA555 (6:48:42 PM): the only thing weird about my name is that on my birth certificate is just says J.
apparently my parents couldn't be bothered with giving me a proper name :'(
AbsyntheValke (6:49:17 PM): My name is very complex and foreign-sounding, but Lee is easy to spell and pronounce.
My parents decided to be creative.
JTDA555 (6:50:27 PM): what does it mean, at least that's better than saying my parents were too lazy and could only be bothered with the first letter :p
AbsyntheValke (6:51:22 PM): Nice. My full first name is Illyriabriucce, and my former best friend shortened it to Illybrius at age three because he couldn't pronounce my full name, and eventually to Lee.
JTDA555 (6:52:33 PM): what does it mean?
AbsyntheValke (6:53:17 PM): My aunt says it means "paradise in Hell," but I can't say the language.
I'll be right back.
JTDA555 (6:54:37 PM): np
oddly enough the name reminds me of the iliad, God I hope I'm spelling that correctly
AbsyntheValke (7:06:57 PM): I think so.
JTDA555 (7:08:03 PM): it also had something to do with hell if I remember correctly
AbsyntheValke (7:08:18 PM): I haven't read it yet.
JTDA555 (7:08:36 PM): though I read the thing when I was in high school, so I might be confusing it with something else
though I find it sad that I read a few of Shakespeare's works, yet I cannot remember them in detail
the only thing I remember about a Midsummer night's dream is fairies, while mischievous fairies :p
AbsyntheValke (7:10:52 PM): Odd... I feel uneducated now.
JTDA555 (7:11:06 PM): 0.o?
AbsyntheValke (7:11:14 PM): I've never read anything by Shakespeare.
JTDA555 (7:11:34 PM): believe me you're not missing out
AbsyntheValke (7:12:23 PM): That's a relief.
JTDA555 (7:13:11 PM): the only quote I still remember, well and poorly is the bubble bubble toil and trouble cauldron burn and I forgot the rest
AbsyntheValke (7:14:06 PM): Double double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble.
JTDA555 (7:14:16 PM): and I think the only reason I remember it is because of Harry Potter
AbsyntheValke (7:14:27 PM): Yes, that's what I was going to reference.
JTDA555 (7:15:24 PM): I could always try looking it up, but I'm too lazy to open a window
AbsyntheValke (7:15:53 PM): http://www.potw.org/archive/potw283.html

JTDA555 (7:17:17 PM): at least I remember some of the words
that good, well at least I don't have to take a test on it
anymore
AbsyntheValke (7:18:38 PM): I barely glanced at it. *smile*
JTDA555 (7:18:54 PM): :)
AbsyntheValke (7:19:10 PM): =D
JTDA555 (7:19:21 PM): though I do wonder if this is what jaded me against fiction?
well most fiction
AbsyntheValke (7:19:53 PM): I like some fiction.
JTDA555 (7:20:43 PM): Harry Potter east is the only fiction I currently remember actually liking :p
I'm a dork
don't hurt me, I bruise easily
AbsyntheValke (7:21:18 PM): Oh, don't worry. I like Harry Potter too.
JTDA555 (7:21:43 PM): yay :)
AbsyntheValke (7:22:11 PM): *smile* It's been awhile since I've heard a grown man say "yay."
JTDA555 (7:22:48 PM): it was either that or woot
AbsyntheValke (7:22:59 PM): Oh, I see.
JTDA555 (7:23:52 PM): I apologize if you disliked it, I'm weird
AbsyntheValke (7:24:15 PM): I don't mind it. I like weird people. Besides, I tend to use babyish and/or retarded phrases.
JTDA555 (7:24:19 PM): I remember I spent three days trying to find out why the first stars started to spin
though I felt like an idiot when I finally got the answer because it was so obvious
AbsyntheValke (7:25:50 PM): Hmm? What is it?
JTDA555 (7:26:12 PM): basic Newtonian physics
AbsyntheValke (7:26:21 PM): Cookies?
JTDA555 (7:26:45 PM): when the first stars exploded the material got caught in the gravity wells of other stars
AbsyntheValke (7:26:59 PM): Oh.
Pretty explosions.
JTDA555 (7:28:13 PM): after that basic Newtonian physic explains it, imagine shooting a cannon from the top of the hill gravity arcs the projectile downward in a circular path
AbsyntheValke (7:28:40 PM): You lost me.
JTDA555 (7:29:45 PM): when you throw something, Earth's gravity will pull it down in an arc, but it is really a circle just the ground gets in the way
AbsyntheValke (7:30:32 PM): Oh! Here I was imagining a toilet.
JTDA555 (7:31:01 PM): all this matter heading in one direction causes a pulling effect, and there is your spin
AbsyntheValke (7:31:29 PM): Science goes over my head.
JTDA555 (7:31:44 PM): an incredibly easy concept, yet three days to find that answer :(
I completely sucked at it as well
but I do like understanding the basics
I may not a biologist, but I do like knowing the basics of evolution :p
AbsyntheValke (7:33:54 PM): When two people are very bored with nothing good on TV....
JTDA555 (7:34:28 PM): the only formal training I have ever had is with political science, as my friends describe it boring as fuck, but I like it
AbsyntheValke (7:35:08 PM): Hmm. To each his own. I prefer studying mythology.
JTDA555 (7:35:38 PM): in general or a particular culture?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N2k5gEgE2E...ec-HM-fresh+div

AbsyntheValke (7:37:11 PM): I know this song.
Greek, Norse, etc.
JTDA555 (7:37:53 PM): European?
AbsyntheValke (7:38:16 PM): Within that area. Some is more interesting than others.
JTDA555 (7:38:27 PM): and I'm sorry for how random that video was
AbsyntheValke (7:39:13 PM): There's nothing to apologise for. Ryan sings it all the time.
JTDA555 (7:39:50 PM): as previously stated to each his own, the only thing I know about Greek mythology is Zeus :p
AbsyntheValke (7:40:13 PM): Zeus is an asshole.
JTDA555 (7:40:22 PM): does he were a pirate suit?
AbsyntheValke (7:40:29 PM): Not that I recall.
JTDA555 (7:40:43 PM): I have no idea what shape he was fond of
so I have no comments there
but maybe Greek rectums were the style back then?
AbsyntheValke (7:41:10 PM): He married his sister and cheated on her with boys and girls alike. he took the form of a bull, a swan, and a ... well, I'm assuming shower of sunlight, but the term used in the book was "golden shower."
JTDA555 (7:42:01 PM): ignoring current context, he could have actually been liquid gold?
AbsyntheValke (7:42:10 PM): Perhaps.
JTDA555 (7:42:43 PM): but as the saying goes, when in Rome...
AbsyntheValke (7:42:57 PM): Yes, but that wasn't Rome.
JTDA555 (7:43:09 PM): not to mention who am I to disagree with a God
it can be applied to other cultures
AbsyntheValke (7:44:01 PM): Please. I hate Zeus. He was an asshole. I didn't much care for Hera either.
JTDA555 (7:44:40 PM): I presume she was another god?
AbsyntheValke (7:44:49 PM): Zeus's sister/wife.
JTDA555 (7:44:54 PM): Goddess to be exact
AbsyntheValke (7:45:08 PM): Yes.
JTDA555 (7:45:18 PM): how many were there exactly?
and did they have gods?
AbsyntheValke (7:45:57 PM): I don't understand the question
JTDA555 (7:46:41 PM): did they have believed in higher beings than themselves
or really the question should be were there more powerful beings than them and so on?
AbsyntheValke (7:48:08 PM): Than the gods?
JTDA555 (7:48:36 PM): yes
AbsyntheValke (7:48:51 PM): I don't think so
JTDA555 (7:49:06 PM): if there are more than one, the implication is that there is a hierarchy
AbsyntheValke (7:50:03 PM): Oh. Zeus is the highets god
est*
JTDA555 (7:50:17 PM): where did he come from?
AbsyntheValke (7:50:37 PM): I don't remember.
I'll get back to you when I brush up.
JTDA555 (7:50:53 PM): don't worry
I just like asking questions
AbsyntheValke (7:51:21 PM): I'm not worried. I want to.
JTDA555 (7:52:04 PM): I presume they had parents since he had a sister, and where did the parents come from would be the question that follows
AbsyntheValke (7:53:10 PM): Oh! gaia.
AbsyntheValke (7:53:20 PM): Gaia. And Chronos.
JTDA555 (7:53:25 PM): I remember when I came across an intelligent design proponent, I kept asking him how can your arbitrarily decide to believe in one possibility but not the other
AbsyntheValke (7:53:29 PM): Or was Gaia the grandmother? I forget. Anywawy...
JTDA555 (7:54:23 PM): which begs the next question, where did they come from :p?
AbsyntheValke (7:54:51 PM): It was prophesised that one of Chronos's children was going to overthrow Chronos, who was then the ubergod. So Chronos ate them all. His wife got tired of it and asked her mother for advice. She was told to wrap a rock in swaddling clothes and give it to her husband instead of the child and raise the child in secret. Then she gave him something that made him puke up the other children.
JTDA555 (7:56:04 PM): so they had parents as well?
AbsyntheValke (7:56:21 PM): I think Gaia came from the earth.
JTDA555 (7:57:07 PM): and what was the very beginning?
AbsyntheValke (7:57:16 PM): I'm rusty there.
JTDA555 (7:57:48 PM): I don't blame you, I can only imagine the difficulty in remembering all of the lineages
AbsyntheValke (7:58:09 PM): I used to know it by heart.
JTDA555 (7:58:52 PM): I have problems remembering peoples names, I am very impressed you were able to do the
AbsyntheValke (7:59:58 PM): "Out of the original emptiness, which was called Chaos, emerged the first three immortal beings: Gaea, Tartarus, and Eros. Then Gaea, without any partner, gave birth to Uranus," then married him.
JTDA555 (8:00:58 PM): she married her son? very incestuous family :p
AbsyntheValke (8:01:17 PM): She married her son, and her grandson Zeus married his sister. Charming.
Oh, Uranus and Gaea gave birth to Cronus, who overthrew Uranus.
Cronus married his sister Rhea, and they birthed seven children. Cronus ate the first five and then Rhea went to Gaea for advice.
Gaea said, "When it is time to give birth, go to the island of Crete... nymphs will nurse your infant son and they will hang his cradle from a tree so that Cronus will not be able to find him on land, see, or in the air. Young boys, the Curetes, will march beneath his cradle, clanging their spears against their shields to smother the sound of his cries. Cronus is so crazed with fear taht an ordinary rock should be all you need to fool him."
JTDA555 (8:06:35 PM): I wonder if it could be converted into a soap opera?
AbsyntheValke (8:06:41 PM): Probably
JTDA555 (8:07:41 PM): though the incestuous parts would have to be altered for an American audience, heaven forbid they will never tolerate people sleeping with their siblings :p
AbsyntheValke (8:07:57 PM): That would fuck up the whole mythology
JTDA555 (8:08:25 PM): that's true, but we have to think of revenue here
it will have to be a compromise between be important key concepts and image
the important*
AbsyntheValke (8:09:16 PM): No.
Disney fucked it up badly enough without corporate America getting their hands on it.
JTDA555 (8:10:03 PM): lol, but he's not disseminating the message what is important
granted certain things will have to be altered, but it is all an aesthetic
AbsyntheValke (8:10:33 PM): I think ALL of it is important.
I really hate bastardisation of mythology.
JTDA555 (8:10:54 PM): lol
AbsyntheValke (8:11:12 PM): It's one of my many passions.
JTDA555 (8:11:22 PM): then you might not want to market it
AbsyntheValke (8:11:38 PM): I don't plan to.
JTDA555 (8:13:34 PM): evil
think about the revenue
THE REVENUE!
AbsyntheValke (8:14:52 PM): I don't care about money. I care about intact myths.
JTDA555 (8:16:25 PM): We could end up changing Zeus to being a female and instead of marrying the sister just makes out with her? imagine the ratings 0.0?
intact myths don't sell
it is like the truth, it has to be packaged in an easy digestible way
AbsyntheValke (8:17:13 PM): Okay!
JTDA555 (8:17:16 PM): easily*
AbsyntheValke (8:17:32 PM): We could make it a parody instead. That way it doesn't have to be intact.
JTDA555 (8:17:51 PM): there you go
AbsyntheValke (8:18:03 PM): *smiles* I suppose it wouldn't hurt to compromise
As for truth, I don't sugarcoat it if I can help it.
JTDA555 (8:18:38 PM): lol, I can't believe I call myself a feminist after saying that
AbsyntheValke (8:18:44 PM): "No, that dress does not make your ass look fat. Your fat ass makes your ass look fat."
I can. One insensitive ratings comment doesn't make you a nonfeminist.
JTDA555 (8:20:03 PM): at the end of the day it does... remember any evil is still evil :(... but the money...
AbsyntheValke (8:20:21 PM): But it's one small act. It's not enough to tip the scale.
JTDA555 (8:21:00 PM): is it really? or is that just something to help on sleep better at night?
one*
AbsyntheValke (8:21:29 PM): I believe that it's an accumulation of small things that tips the scale, not just a tiny small act.
JTDA555 (8:25:13 PM): that is where we part ways, I truly believe any corruption is problematic, but again this is really an irrelevant topic, I would prefer to tell the woman something like, I think you will look more gorgeous in this dress, which does a better job at hiding her large ass :)
AbsyntheValke (8:25:32 PM): *snicker* I'm not polite at all.
Well, even if the smallest act of corruption is bad, couldn't the right-magnitude act of goodness rectify it?
JTDA555 (8:26:32 PM): in essence do the ends justify the means?
AbsyntheValke (8:27:14 PM): Well, I don't believe in sinning just to be forgiven or anything extreme like that. But I do believe that forgiveness can be earned through acts of goodness.
JTDA555 (8:29:35 PM): I will have to go with Machiavellian on this, though history will whitewash the act is still evil, just the perpetrators sacrificed their souls for the cause or to paraphrase Nietzsche, you can only spend so much time looking into the darkness of the abyss before it consumes you
Machiavelli*
AbsyntheValke (8:30:44 PM): I find that rather dire. I like to believe in hope. If I feared every single act spiraling me into an abyss, I'd go insane from anxiety.
JTDA555 (8:31:51 PM): assuming there is really something after this existence keeping tabs :)
or I should say Notes :P
AbsyntheValke (8:32:24 PM): Or in my case, essays.
JTDA555 (8:32:31 PM): lol
AbsyntheValke (8:33:49 PM): Back to a previous topic, I just don't like being asked how this outfit makes a person look. If they're not fashion-sensible enough to judge for themselves, they deserve to look foolish.
JTDA555 (8:34:28 PM): very true
I will be right back, I need to take a shower :p

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AbsyntheValke (8:34:57 PM): *smile* I beat you to it. I took a shower the last time I said I'd be right back.
JTDA555 (8:55:38 PM): fu? how is that fair to be in a competition with someone without telling them?

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AbsyntheValke (8:56:06 PM): But I did tell you. I just waited until afterward. Nice and clean now?
JTDA555 (8:56:30 PM): that's not the point and yes
AbsyntheValke (8:57:15 PM): It was an informal competition. No prizes.
JTDA555 (8:58:53 PM): how was it a competition if only one party was aware of the competition before the fact?
AbsyntheValke (8:59:14 PM): Hence informal
JTDA555 (8:59:28 PM): unfair more like it
AbsyntheValke (9:00:20 PM): Well, if it helps at all, I wasn't serious about competing.
I was merely stating that I'd showered first because it occurred to me to say it at that time.
JTDA555 (9:01:43 PM): I'm just joking :p
it really doesn't matter
AbsyntheValke (9:02:07 PM): Oh, alright. I couldn't tell.
JTDA555 (9:03:30 PM): just remember I care for all, remember that when I'm driving the dagger into your back!
AbsyntheValke (9:04:28 PM): Oh no! Please don't ruin my leather jacket. I've had it for ages. My creepy uncle made it for me as a bribe.
JTDA555 (9:05:35 PM): 0.0
AbsyntheValke (9:05:49 PM): *laughs*
JTDA555 (9:05:54 PM): just remember not to wear it around me and sharp objects!
AbsyntheValke (9:06:31 PM): *pout* But I wear it everywhere. It's my security blankie and I'm emotionally attached to it. Besides, it smells like him.
JTDA555 (9:07:02 PM): yay?
AbsyntheValke (9:07:23 PM): *twirls halberd*
JTDA555 (9:07:59 PM): remember I never strike in a frontal attack, too much needless blood spilled
brb one sec
AbsyntheValke (9:09:32 PM): Yes, well I like to keep my back to the wall
Besides, blood is pretty

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AbsyntheValke (9:21:02 PM): Oreos. Oreos are pretty too.
Sir, we shall have to explore your definition of one sec.
JTDA555 (9:41:55 PM): sorry, I got distracted

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JTDA555 (9:42:17 PM): but remember I never said a human second now did I?
AbsyntheValke (9:42:20 PM): I supposed so. Either that or you developed a sudden and unfounded hatred towards me.
You didn't, but as an inhabitant in the human world, I currently think in human terms.
JTDA555 (9:43:23 PM): to paraphrase, ignorance is not a shield!
I don't care howdelicious you claim it to be
AbsyntheValke (9:45:19 PM): Delicious? Oreos!
JTDA555 (9:45:43 PM): how convenient?
AbsyntheValke (9:45:58 PM): Excuse me while I eat my shield
I also have a sword made of Skittles
JTDA555 (9:46:07 PM): lol
0.0
AbsyntheValke (9:46:31 PM): You may eat the sword.
JTDA555 (9:46:36 PM): I want skittles now
AbsyntheValke (9:46:41 PM): Me too.
JTDA555 (9:47:10 PM): :'(
AbsyntheValke (9:48:07 PM): No crying....
JTDA555 (9:48:30 PM): showing you how out of it I am ,I didn't even realize it was the 40th anniversary of the moon landing
AbsyntheValke (9:48:41 PM): Huh?
JTDA555 (9:48:50 PM): we should celebrate by blowing up the moon
it always sits above us mocking all of us
AbsyntheValke (9:49:22 PM): I'll bring the absinthe if you bring the dynamite.
JTDA555 (9:50:16 PM): it will take a lot of dynamite to blow up the moon
AbsyntheValke (9:51:10 PM): Hence the absinthe. And lighters.
JTDA555 (9:51:52 PM): will it really be enough?
I don't want to show up and proclaim destruction only for nothing to come up
think about my image
AbsyntheValke (9:52:53 PM): I'm proud by nature. If that isn't enough, I have the magical powers to summon plants and set stuff on fire.'
JTDA555 (9:53:46 PM): but how does that create explosions?
/huffs
AbsyntheValke (9:55:03 PM): Well, I can summon grapevines with fermented fruit. Fermented grapes/berries = alcohol. Alcohol + fire = explosions!
JTDA555 (9:57:11 PM): 0.0
AbsyntheValke (9:58:02 PM): ^_^
Unless you have a better way to blow up the moon?
JTDA555 (10:01:25 PM): no :'(
AbsyntheValke (10:01:42 PM): *plays a tiny violin*
JTDA555 (10:03:53 PM): why do you like making fun of me?
AbsyntheValke (10:05:25 PM): It's not personal. I make fun of everybody!
JTDA555 (10:08:02 PM): <3
AbsyntheValke (10:08:09 PM): <2
JTDA555 (10:09:35 PM): <1?
AbsyntheValke (10:10:41 PM): <PIE!
JTDA555 (10:11:20 PM): how are yiou?
AbsyntheValke (10:12:33 PM): I'm alright, how are you?
JTDA555 (10:14:17 PM): trying to figure out why my dog is avoiding me now
AbsyntheValke (10:14:29 PM): Perhaps your feet are odiferous
JTDA555 (10:15:28 PM): t-t...
AbsyntheValke (10:15:44 PM): Y_Y
JTDA555 (10:16:13 PM): they do not
AbsyntheValke (10:16:26 PM): Alright.
JTDA555 (10:16:49 PM): lies
why do you hate me?
why?
AbsyntheValke (10:17:15 PM): I don't hate you.
JTDA555 (10:17:55 PM): uh huh... lies
AbsyntheValke (10:18:06 PM): *hug* No lies.
JTDA555 (10:19:16 PM): fortunate with Oreos
evil
AbsyntheValke (10:19:31 PM): *offers oreos*
JTDA555 (10:19:49 PM): /takes one
AbsyntheValke (10:20:00 PM): *smiles*
JTDA555 (10:20:08 PM): /hug
AbsyntheValke (10:21:05 PM): ^_^! Oreos make people happy. Unless they're lactose or gluten intolerant.
JTDA555 (10:21:45 PM): true
AbsyntheValke (10:22:39 PM): Is your dog still avoiding you?
JTDA555 (10:23:45 PM): I gave him a treat and now he likes me, bastard
AbsyntheValke (10:24:00 PM): He's not a bastard. He just likes being bribed, like everyone else.
JTDA555 (10:26:48 PM): im so going to hit him
AbsyntheValke (10:27:30 PM): I knew a person who liked to play kitty soccer with cats who always messed up his electronics by jumping on them
JTDA555 (10:31:06 PM): 0.0
AbsyntheValke (10:31:23 PM): It could always be worse.
JTDA555 (10:32:48 PM): rape?
AbsyntheValke (10:33:45 PM): O_O
Attn. Everyone: This is your Neighborhood Watch Committee reminding everyone that bestiality is still illegal! Thank you and have a pleasant day.
JTDA555 (10:34:28 PM): lol
you said worse
AbsyntheValke (10:35:13 PM): Yes, yes I did.
JTDA555 (10:35:53 PM): is that not worse?
AbsyntheValke (10:36:06 PM): Yes, yes it is.
JTDA555 (10:36:19 PM): see
arg brb
sorry back
AbsyntheValke (10:46:03 PM): It's alright.
JTDA555 (10:46:17 PM): so what are you up to?
AbsyntheValke (10:46:38 PM): Still taking tests -_-
You?
JTDA555 (10:46:50 PM): which tests are you on?
launching supreme commander :p
AbsyntheValke (10:47:09 PM): 561-570
JTDA555 (10:47:33 PM): what is it about?
AbsyntheValke (10:47:40 PM): I forgot
JTDA555 (10:48:17 PM): lol
that boring?
AbsyntheValke (10:48:46 PM): That repetitive
Not 'nough pictures
JTDA555 (10:49:46 PM): did it have any to begin with?
AbsyntheValke (10:50:24 PM): Some do, some don't. I like the ones that do
JTDA555 (10:51:47 PM): I just have asked, has our enemy rating changed?
AbsyntheValke (10:52:04 PM): I haven't answered any more questions, so probably not. I'll check.
Nope
JTDA555 (10:52:30 PM): with my luck it will probably go up
AbsyntheValke (10:52:34 PM): *laughs*
JTDA555 (10:52:48 PM): :(
it is true
AbsyntheValke (10:53:06 PM): Awww.
JTDA555 (10:53:20 PM): I don't know what I did to have it disliked me some :'(
AbsyntheValke (10:53:53 PM): It's not personal. It just dislikes you because it was programmed to
JTDA555 (10:54:22 PM): it might have something to do with accusing the staff of being cherub obsessed hermit crabs, but I was only being honest
is that a crime?
AbsyntheValke (10:54:51 PM): No.
*hug* They're just mean.
JTDA555 (10:56:44 PM): when the bastards take a break from masturbating to cherubs than that impale people with wooden spikes, they could care for honesty
AbsyntheValke (10:57:00 PM): Oh! That reminds me of a poem
JTDA555 (10:57:06 PM): cherubs that*
0.o?
AbsyntheValke (10:57:34 PM): Violets are blue and roses are red
Please take an automatic and shoot me in the head
Don't want no fleeting arrows or fickle Cupid's dart
Just take a normal arrow and shove it through my heart
JTDA555 (10:58:22 PM): morbid, but nice
AbsyntheValke (10:58:41 PM): My aunt's.
JTDA555 (10:59:21 PM): I can imagine the situation that led up to writing that
AbsyntheValke (10:59:24 PM): Let me see... http://sheezyart.com/art/view/1955783/ and ...

Oh, it was just a joke to show up the uptight staff at her old school
http://sheezyart.com/art/view/1959978/

JTDA555 (10:59:55 PM): what did they think?
AbsyntheValke (11:00:08 PM): They made her change it.
She has two quotes that she put in her valentines one year... "Oh innocent victims of Cupid/Remember this terse little verse/To let a fool fuck you is stupid/To let a fuck fool you is worse" and "Love is such a funny thing/so very like a lizard/which twines itself round the heart/ and penetrates your gizzard."
JTDA555 (11:02:10 PM): very interesting imagery
AbsyntheValke (11:02:26 PM): Somehow the staff found it "inappropriate."
JTDA555 (11:03:05 PM): who is the audience in question?
AbsyntheValke (11:03:49 PM): A bunch of uptight school marms who wouldn't know fun if it tap-danced naked in front of them wearing a bowler hat
JTDA555 (11:04:19 PM): marms?
AbsyntheValke (11:04:31 PM): I don't know what "schoolmarm" means.
JTDA555 (11:05:08 PM): neither do I, but given your description I imagine old school nuns
AbsyntheValke (11:05:20 PM): No, but just as celibate.
JTDA555 (11:05:28 PM): lol
I'm sorry for her
AbsyntheValke (11:05:43 PM): Unless you count having a pole up your ass constantly is promiscuous...
Some of them were written for her ex's friend, who interestingly enough had an 83% match and friend for her and 20% enemy, but they hate each other
Well, the ex says Canelle tried to rape her, and Logan believed her. Canelle decided she found Logan attractive and pursued him, with disastrous results.
JTDA555 (11:07:18 PM): I guess ultimately it depends how you define intercourse really... which leads one to wonder who wrote their programming
AbsyntheValke (11:07:34 PM): Robots made by engineers who never got laid
JTDA555 (11:07:58 PM): you might be onto something
so much pent-up hatred
AbsyntheValke (11:08:28 PM): We renamed Voldemort "He-Who-Cannot-Get-Laid" because only a virgin can be that hateful
JTDA555 (11:09:38 PM): so very journal... which makes one wonder about Madame Umbrige
AbsyntheValke (11:11:21 PM): Transvestite, possibly a former servant, due to all the pink
And pent-up hatred
JTDA555 (11:12:20 PM): true* not journal
I hate when I have allergies and it does this to me
AbsyntheValke (11:13:21 PM): I was wondering if there was another definition to that word about which I was unaware
JTDA555 (11:14:14 PM): it is my dictation programs screwing up
AbsyntheValke (11:15:21 PM): It's alright
JTDA555 (11:17:41 PM): and I am getting my ass kicked in again
AbsyntheValke (11:17:49 PM): Hmm? Whom by?
JTDA555 (11:18:00 PM): at least I held the land bridge for 15 minutes
I am playing supreme commander in the background :p
AbsyntheValke (11:19:24 PM): Oh. I'm sorting my downloaded pictures from all those tests into folders, and then I'm going to password protect them so certain people can't see them.
JTDA555 (11:20:02 PM): exactly what are these pictures of?
AbsyntheValke (11:20:08 PM): People
JTDA555 (11:20:28 PM): doing?
AbsyntheValke (11:20:32 PM): Stuff
JTDA555 (11:20:40 PM): lol
AbsyntheValke (11:21:24 PM): Well, they're the ones I'm downloading before the tests flagged for inappropriate content get taken off of OKC
JTDA555 (11:22:38 PM): now I am under the belief they would make seasoned veterans weep
AbsyntheValke (11:22:53 PM): Veterans of what?
JTDA555 (11:23:21 PM): if only I knew... if only I knew...
AbsyntheValke (11:24:11 PM): I don't want a magnet taken to this laptop
JTDA555 (11:24:48 PM): that terrible?
just remember Jesus is weeping
AbsyntheValke (11:25:00 PM): No, but my boyfriend is terribly jealous
JTDA555 (11:25:29 PM): uh huh
just remember I do not judge
what satanic things you and your boyfriend get up to is between you, him and Lucifer
just remember Jesus is watching
AbsyntheValke (11:26:33 PM): I know. He's insecure and if he saw porn on this computer, he might assume I downloaded it for masturbation purposes when really I just didn't want them to go to waste.
JTDA555 (11:26:33 PM): and crying
AbsyntheValke (11:26:38 PM): Well, Jesus is a pervert.
And Lucifer is our nickname to one of the girls who always hits on me and says I'm gay for not liking her.
JTDA555 (11:27:39 PM): lol, and not for having a boyfriend, but not liking her
AbsyntheValke (11:28:02 PM): ...and for having a boyfriend and several male flings within the last year.
JTDA555 (11:29:27 PM): but the son of God is a pervert, but he is the holy pervert, just remember to put on a good show, and make sure you don't hit him in the face, semen in the eye is never fun :(
AbsyntheValke (11:29:59 PM): I wouldn't know, I generally have my eyes closed from instinct/enjoyment
JTDA555 (11:31:09 PM): heed my words then
AbsyntheValke (11:31:53 PM): Of course. You're very wise for one who has yet to live a single lifetime
JTDA555 (11:32:00 PM): it is an experience best never learned firsthand
AbsyntheValke (11:32:44 PM): Had you?
JTDA555 (11:33:19 PM): disturbingly yes :(
AbsyntheValke (11:33:28 PM): Poor thing
JTDA555 (11:33:29 PM): though I should have expected it
AbsyntheValke (11:33:39 PM): *smiles*
JTDA555 (11:34:06 PM): but now I know when to open my eyes
AbsyntheValke (11:34:16 PM): *laughs*
JTDA555 (11:34:26 PM): though I wish it had been less annoying :(
JTDA555 (11:34:35 PM): live and learn as they say
AbsyntheValke (11:34:57 PM): Live and learn. Absolutely.
JTDA555 (11:35:30 PM): though that wasn't as bad as when I got chilly seeds in my eyes
that was a nightmare
AbsyntheValke (11:35:45 PM): Ouch.
At least you're not highly allergic to chili
JTDA555 (11:36:17 PM): true
but still painful
AbsyntheValke (11:36:44 PM): Aww
JTDA555 (11:37:27 PM): I know
never again T_T
AbsyntheValke (11:38:12 PM): *hugs*
JTDA555 (11:38:54 PM): ty
AbsyntheValke (11:39:37 PM): M-hm. It could always suck more
JTDA555 (11:40:24 PM): but horribly it isn't in a good way :(
AbsyntheValke (11:42:56 PM): *balances a pie on your head*
JTDA555 (11:44:44 PM): what flavor?
AbsyntheValke (11:44:57 PM): Loganberry
JTDA555 (11:45:18 PM): I prefer elderberries...
AbsyntheValke (11:45:50 PM): *waves a magic berry wand and changes it to elderberry*
JTDA555 (11:46:56 PM): woot
/hugs
AbsyntheValke (11:47:12 PM): *hugs back*
Want some whipped cream or honey?
Or hot fudge?
JTDA555 (11:48:30 PM): now I am hungry :(
AbsyntheValke (11:48:50 PM): I mock you because I am pigging out on peanut butter and honey sandwiches
JTDA555 (11:49:09 PM): fu!
F U !
AbsyntheValke (11:49:23 PM): *pouts and offers a sandwich*
JTDA555 (11:49:56 PM): I in going to go cry in my corner now
AbsyntheValke (11:50:14 PM): You do have a refrigerator and/or cupboard? Just go get some food and chow down
JTDA555 (11:50:41 PM): I'm too lazy
I don't want to get up
AbsyntheValke (11:50:54 PM): *sighs*
JTDA555 (11:51:01 PM): TOO MUCH WORK
AbsyntheValke (11:51:06 PM): That's one way to stay skinny
JTDA555 (11:51:22 PM): yes
AbsyntheValke (11:51:43 PM): But don't fu at me because I have food and you don't. Meanie.
JTDA555 (11:52:33 PM): will complain because I can
AbsyntheValke (11:53:13 PM): Complain away but don't blame me.
JTDA555 (11:54:01 PM): I do what I want, and blame who I want!
you're not the boss of me
AbsyntheValke (11:54:15 PM): Fair enough but if you blame me I will retaliate.
JTDA555 (11:54:50 PM): those are fighting words!
/pulls out shank
AbsyntheValke (11:55:08 PM): I use what words I want! *pulls out halberd*
JTDA555 (11:55:50 PM): /stabs and runs away
AbsyntheValke (11:56:27 PM): *throws halberd in your general direction and collapses*
JTDA555 (11:57:43 PM): /sells story about defeating psychopathic deity to the National Enquirer
AbsyntheValke (11:58:01 PM): *makes a call and has story recalled*
O.o How did you know I was a deity?
JTDA555 (11:58:47 PM): because in the story I needed you to be the deity of malnourishment
it is all about image
AbsyntheValke (11:59:24 PM): But I'm a war deity.
You wrote me out of character. *pouts*
JTDA555 (11:59:51 PM): to the victor go the spoils
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