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25 Jul 09, 8.32 PM; (Lee-Corri)
Topic Started: Jul 31 2013, 05:14 PM (18 Views)
Devilkitty McDeathydoom
Lottery
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Saturday, July 25, 2009
ZexionsLexicon (8:32:47 PM):
OW!
AbsyntheValke (8:32:56 PM): May I please set your blood kin on fire?
ZexionsLexicon (8:33:07 PM): Be my guest.
AbsyntheValke (8:33:13 PM): Thank you.
ZexionsLexicon (8:33:23 PM): *nods and goes back to working*
AbsyntheValke (8:33:40 PM): What are you working on?
ZexionsLexicon (8:34:24 PM): I've been trying to earn more money. If I take a lot of jobs then I don't have things to worry about. I'm woking on a Falcon logo for a Bird rescue shelter right now.
AbsyntheValke (8:34:45 PM): Why?
ZexionsLexicon (8:35:16 PM): Because they specialze in birds of prey. Falcons are common over here.
AbsyntheValke (8:35:31 PM): Why are you trying to earn more money?
ZexionsLexicon (8:36:20 PM): Because I want to move. Maybe someplace like Hawaii or some other place far away from here.
AbsyntheValke (8:36:32 PM): Wait a minute.
I thought you had the money to move. I also thought you had to stay and protect your younger brother.
ZexionsLexicon (8:37:16 PM): Lee...I can't....I got five ribs borke in the course of two days.
AbsyntheValke (8:37:29 PM): That's not the point.
What happened to the money you already had, and what happened to your sense of family honor?
ZexionsLexicon (8:38:25 PM): It went down the drain when i found out they got into my back account and drained it dry.
AbsyntheValke (8:38:54 PM): Why didn't you set it up so that you were the only one who could get in the account?
ZexionsLexicon (8:38:56 PM): My brother wants to stay. They won't hurt him now that they got what they wanted so I want to leave everything and just start over.
AbsyntheValke (8:39:18 PM): I have an idea. You don't have to go as far as Hawaii. Just come here with us.
ZexionsLexicon (8:40:28 PM): I might. If I can find a house.
AbsyntheValke (8:41:03 PM): Please. The apartments over here, at least in this neighborhood, have more vacancies than I care to count. I'm always seeing some advertisement or other.
ZexionsLexicon (8:41:31 PM): Don't want an aparment. Want a house.
AbsyntheValke (8:41:46 PM): What is the fucking difference? A roof is a roof.
ZexionsLexicon (8:42:31 PM): I know.
AbsyntheValke (8:42:42 PM): Then...
ZexionsLexicon (8:42:58 PM): An apartemnt won't fit all of us will it?
AbsyntheValke (8:43:12 PM): It depends on the apartment, and you can rent multiples.
ZexionsLexicon (8:43:30 PM): Better to just buy a house. Maybe one near the beach.
AbsyntheValke (8:43:48 PM): Perhaps.
By the way, I apologise for us getting cut off yesterday. My counter is a starved hormone bomb at the moment.
ZexionsLexicon (8:44:29 PM): That's alright. I figured as much.
AbsyntheValke (8:45:09 PM): After this month, we'll be sharing a body again.
ZexionsLexicon (8:45:35 PM): Happy early birthday. What do you want as a present?
AbsyntheValke (8:46:14 PM): http://www.okcupid.com/profile/SZHl/

That's not what I want. That's a cool person I met.
What I want, as much of a cliche as it is, is world peace.
ZexionsLexicon (8:47:28 PM): I was getting ready to say that I couldn't buy that for you but.... And world peace will never happen.
At least not on this shithole.
AbsyntheValke (8:47:46 PM): No, but peace among comrades can.
You have 31 members
ZexionsLexicon (8:48:02 PM): I noticed. I was just on.
AbsyntheValke (8:48:19 PM): I apologise for the excessive profanity
ZexionsLexicon (8:48:33 PM): That's fine. Cin bloted most of it out.
AbsyntheValke (8:48:42 PM): She ... did?
...apparently she did.
ZexionsLexicon (8:49:11 PM): Yeah. I was going to warn you about it but shse beat me too it.
AbsyntheValke (8:49:28 PM): Remember that I have the power to set people on fire when they annoy me.
ZexionsLexicon (8:49:41 PM): Which is why I said warn.
AbsyntheValke (8:49:48 PM): *smirk*
ZexionsLexicon (8:50:00 PM): *Sticks out tongue*
AbsyntheValke (8:50:16 PM): Why does everybody assume I'm gay?
ZexionsLexicon (8:50:28 PM): I warned her too.
AbsyntheValke (8:50:32 PM): I know
ZexionsLexicon (8:50:47 PM): And I actually need to delete one memeber.
AbsyntheValke (8:50:54 PM): Sprite, for not posting?
ZexionsLexicon (8:51:21 PM): No. Dem on calling you the dreaded "g" word.
AbsyntheValke (8:51:46 PM): It doesn't bother me as long as she doesn't call me any derogatory synonyms
ZexionsLexicon (8:51:54 PM): She won't.
AbsyntheValke (8:51:59 PM): I was referring to the deletion
ZexionsLexicon (8:52:26 PM): Oh. Sorry.
AbsyntheValke (8:52:33 PM): It's alright
ZexionsLexicon (8:53:01 PM): Thanks. Ow...Know any way I can not breath and still live?
AbsyntheValke (8:53:09 PM): Become a vampire
I can try to heal
ZexionsLexicon (8:53:27 PM): Go ahead. All of them are on the left.
AbsyntheValke (8:53:46 PM): Alright, but since I've been sending energy to my counter, it might not be my best work
ZexionsLexicon (8:54:03 PM): If you need it for someone else then don't worry about me. I can take it.
AbsyntheValke (8:55:17 PM): She's Drepanon's responsibility, not mine
ZexionsLexicon (8:55:30 PM): Alright.
AbsyntheValke (8:55:56 PM): We still have a large amount of members. More than the Den.
ZexionsLexicon (8:56:10 PM): Cool. I wonder if the site will pick up now?
AbsyntheValke (8:56:25 PM): It seems to have.
ZexionsLexicon (8:56:35 PM): ^_^ Yay!
AbsyntheValke (8:56:46 PM): We have over 2.5k posts
ZexionsLexicon (8:57:03 PM): I know. OH! I saw a shit I wanted today.
Shirt*
AbsyntheValke (8:57:09 PM): A shirt?
I certainly hope so
ZexionsLexicon (8:57:21 PM): Yes! It was awesome!
AbsyntheValke (8:57:26 PM): What did it say?
ZexionsLexicon (8:58:06 PM): "Screw being a princess-- I want to be a vampire!" And it had a broken crown and a set of bloody vampire teeth.
AbsyntheValke (8:58:18 PM): I saw the same one at Hot Topic. Too camp for me.
ZexionsLexicon (8:58:32 PM): This one was in Spencers.
AbsyntheValke (8:58:32 PM): Holy shit. Look at all the gay porn on this thing.
ZexionsLexicon (8:58:41 PM): WHERE?!
AbsyntheValke (8:58:50 PM): The only thing I like about Spencer's is the dildos and inflatable boy toys
Be careful nobody's looking
ZexionsLexicon (8:59:13 PM): It can't be any worse at this point.
AbsyntheValke (9:03:35 PM): What the--
ZexionsLexicon (9:03:40 PM): What?
AbsyntheValke (9:03:46 PM): What the fuck?
ZexionsLexicon (9:03:52 PM): About what?
AbsyntheValke (9:03:58 PM): *point*
ZexionsLexicon (9:04:08 PM): I know. They're hot.
AbsyntheValke (9:04:16 PM): Yes, but why are they here?
ZexionsLexicon (9:04:25 PM): They're for me.
AbsyntheValke (9:04:34 PM): Oh, alright.
ZexionsLexicon (9:04:51 PM): Fucking AIM. At least I save them all!
AbsyntheValke (9:04:52 PM): Nice. I found the one of Usagi's mom.
That would be "Fabulous!"
ZexionsLexicon (9:05:15 PM): *Slaps hand over mouth to keep from busting out laughing*
AbsyntheValke (9:05:30 PM): I think I saw your dad in there too, Illybrius
ZexionsLexicon (9:05:38 PM): *Snort*
AbsyntheValke (9:06:02 PM): At least my dad doesn't look like a bald Mr. Cellophane.
ZexionsLexicon (9:06:14 PM): *Giggle*
AbsyntheValke (9:06:33 PM): At least I'm not dating Mr Mangina 2009
ZexionsLexicon (9:06:48 PM): *Louder giggle*
AbsyntheValke (9:07:13 PM): At least I don't have the hots for my best friend.
At least my best friend doesn't wish I had the hots for her.
ZexionsLexicon (9:07:44 PM): *Laughes*
AbsyntheValke (9:08:09 PM): I heard your mother was so fat she played pool with the planets
Do you really want to go there?
Your mother's so stupid she lost a spelling bee to an actual bee
ZexionsLexicon (9:08:47 PM): *Ducks*
AbsyntheValke (9:09:44 PM): Your dad's so slutty he had to buy a convenience store permit.
So he could advertize being open twenty four seven
ZexionsLexicon (9:10:14 PM): *Muffled laugh*
AbsyntheValke (9:10:40 PM): Your mother's so stupid she thought the toilet bowl was a football game
ZexionsLexicon (9:11:27 PM): *Couch giggles*
AbsyntheValke (9:12:35 PM): Your momma's so fat she put on a pair of BVDs and by the time she got home it spelled boulevard
AbsyntheValke (9:12:46 PM): Your mother's so slutty she put Taco Bell out of business
ZexionsLexicon (9:13:37 PM): *Rolls*
AbsyntheValke (9:14:08 PM): ALL of your mamas ate so much pussy they got banned from the pet store.
ZexionsLexicon (9:14:20 PM): *Chokes*
AbsyntheValke (9:14:48 PM): Sorry about yesterday. Night night
ZexionsLexicon (9:14:59 PM): Night! *hugs*
AbsyntheValke (9:15:17 PM): wish he would come home.... nmmmmmmm
ZexionsLexicon (9:15:29 PM): Hoepfully he will.
AbsyntheValke (9:15:54 PM): Gigi, pass me another cappu--HOLY SHIT. What happened to you?
ZexionsLexicon (9:16:11 PM): N-Nothing.
AbsyntheValke (9:16:39 PM): Want some banana split ice cream?
ZexionsLexicon (9:16:54 PM): I just ate but thank you.
AbsyntheValke (9:19:19 PM): I'm on caffeine and sugar
ZexionsLexicon (9:19:43 PM): I'm running on Headshots and....well...more Headshots.
AbsyntheValke (9:20:00 PM): Wow. Why does it smell like burning flesh?
Oops.
ZexionsLexicon (9:20:22 PM): Lee....
AbsyntheValke (9:20:37 PM): Not much harm done. Just some surface burns.
ZexionsLexicon (9:20:47 PM): I'm locking my door.
AbsyntheValke (9:20:58 PM): How would they even know it was me?
ZexionsLexicon (9:21:06 PM): Not you. Me.
AbsyntheValke (9:22:07 PM): Why would they think it was you?
ZexionsLexicon (9:22:34 PM): They won't but I'll get blamed. And are you even going to finish that character you're making?
AbsyntheValke (9:23:55 PM): I can't think of any dreams
ZexionsLexicon (9:24:36 PM): Okay.
AbsyntheValke (9:25:08 PM): I'll change the 'yes'es to something more helpful, except siblings
ZexionsLexicon (9:25:34 PM): Take your time. I was just wondering.
AbsyntheValke (9:26:01 PM): Alright, but I like him and want to play him.
ZexionsLexicon (9:26:25 PM): I know. I'll approve him once he's done.
AbsyntheValke (9:26:53 PM): I changed some things. How does he look?
ZexionsLexicon (9:27:29 PM): Let me go see.
Go look.
AbsyntheValke (9:32:04 PM): *hug*
ZexionsLexicon (9:32:15 PM): *Hugs back* Welcome.
AbsyntheValke (9:32:36 PM): ^_^
ZexionsLexicon (9:32:56 PM): Have fun with him.
AbsyntheValke (9:33:04 PM): I plan to
Yay. Now I don't have to worry about bumping him off last post info
ZexionsLexicon (9:34:08 PM): Yup.
AbsyntheValke (9:34:13 PM): Awesome.
I'm going to make charries based off of me and my imaginary evil twin
ZexionsLexicon (9:34:57 PM): Go for it.
Oh.
USAGI!
USAGI!
AbsyntheValke (9:36:32 PM): Stop screaming my name, fag hag.
ZexionsLexicon (9:36:49 PM): ^_^ *Tosses you a paper bag* Enjoy.
AbsyntheValke (9:36:57 PM): Thanks
ZexionsLexicon (9:37:11 PM): ^_^
AbsyntheValke (9:37:13 PM): I has teh evolushun of teh karries
http://z15.invisionfree.com/Unlimited_Fant...p?showtopic=466 Past

... and present http://z15.invisionfree.com/Unlimited_Fant...=808&st=0&#last

Oh gosh. I can't believe I gave my UF-self a "pearl necklace."
ZexionsLexicon (9:40:54 PM): Nice.
AbsyntheValke (9:41:02 PM): Thanks
ZexionsLexicon (9:41:09 PM): I liky.
AbsyntheValke (9:41:30 PM): Oh, also, this one part where she hits her head and gets amnesia when she's drunk, Skol says, "What's gotten into you?"
She replies with, "I don't know, but I wish you would!"
ZexionsLexicon (9:41:52 PM): Sweet.
AbsyntheValke (9:42:47 PM): Yup. Also, Usagi is currently screaming at the top of his lungs. XD
ZexionsLexicon (9:43:01 PM): ^_^ I'm glad he likes it.
AbsyntheValke (9:43:08 PM): I found the boost button for him
ZexionsLexicon (9:43:47 PM): You mean the extra high powered vibe butoon of gooey-cumming-ness?
AbsyntheValke (9:43:59 PM): OW MY EYES
hold on a sec i need to wipe my owowowowowowowowowow
ZexionsLexicon (9:44:23 PM): Spooge in the eyes! It burns!
AbsyntheValke (9:44:26 PM): Good times.
ZexionsLexicon (9:44:32 PM): ^_^
AbsyntheValke (9:44:43 PM): She's the first female I know to get a cum shot in the face by a gay man.
ZexionsLexicon (9:45:05 PM): *Giggles*
AbsyntheValke (9:46:29 PM): >_> I'm wearing my glasses from now on
ZexionsLexicon (9:46:37 PM): You poor girl.
AbsyntheValke (9:46:47 PM): Not really. You're secretly jealous.
KurinAngelo (9:46:08 PM): Thank you. Ask Corri to get out a book called Dinoynie Exaulted out of the basement. I might need what's on page thirty-two.
ZexionsLexicon (9:47:04 PM): Yes I am.......THE FUCK?!
AbsyntheValke (9:47:23 PM): Please just do it.
ZexionsLexicon (9:47:50 PM): I am. Um....Which shelf?
Found it!
AbsyntheValke (9:48:28 PM): Akuma says to read faster.
ZexionsLexicon (9:50:53 PM): "The Dinoynie Exaulted shall be raised only as the one who gives to the earth what once was taken as that which we are. To those that remember these way we delcare 'Amun duri jutin koolpen azure delta.' Only those blessed by the way of blood and fire shall be granted a safe passage along the hidden path of bones."
Does that help?
AbsyntheValke (9:51:48 PM): She was slightly afraid of that.
ZexionsLexicon (9:52:09 PM): Umm...Does she need anything from the stores?
AbsyntheValke (9:52:16 PM): Damn it, now I'm horny. If she doesn't find Ori soon I'm going to have to borrow Usagi's ass for a few hours.
ZexionsLexicon (9:52:26 PM): He might like that.
AbsyntheValke (9:52:44 PM): He probably will. I'm a hot fucker.
ZexionsLexicon (9:53:11 PM): Too true. You are one the hottes guys I know.
AbsyntheValke (9:53:56 PM): I know.
Would whoever brought that guy home tell him to stop photographing me in my underwear? It's annoying as hell
ZexionsLexicon (9:54:41 PM): Guy?
AbsyntheValke (9:54:55 PM): Yeah, and look what he keeps doing
Fucking pervert fuck.
ZexionsLexicon (9:55:49 PM): *Giggles* Tell him he had better cough of some dough for those.
AbsyntheValke (9:56:09 PM): Yeah, I'll tell him to start shooting you next.
ZexionsLexicon (9:56:24 PM): Umm...I'm far to scared for that.
AbsyntheValke (9:56:39 PM): Why? It's annoying sure but... why be scared?
ZexionsLexicon (9:57:06 PM): Scar....As in Franken-Cor? Remember?
AbsyntheValke (9:57:36 PM): So?
ZexionsLexicon (9:57:57 PM): Too many scars....I'm rather ashamred of my body.
AbsyntheValke (9:58:18 PM): At least you have a waistline
ZexionsLexicon (9:58:38 PM): I need more wieght. Trade you?
AbsyntheValke (9:59:01 PM): Sure. What's your scale say anyway?
ZexionsLexicon (9:59:10 PM): 97
AbsyntheValke (9:59:17 PM): Lucky bitch.
ZexionsLexicon (9:59:24 PM): And dropping.
AbsyntheValke (9:59:33 PM): 160, but I know it's stuck and I'm really around 145
ZexionsLexicon (9:59:48 PM): Let's trade.
AbsyntheValke (9:59:56 PM): Absotively
You can have my cup size too.
Most girls would kill for your cup size.
ZexionsLexicon (10:00:37 PM): I'm 36B
AbsyntheValke (10:00:51 PM): Most girls don't have closet cases trying to get them to be boys
I'm 36D
ZexionsLexicon (10:01:06 PM): We aren't too far off.
AbsyntheValke (10:01:13 PM): Two cup sizes off.
ZexionsLexicon (10:01:17 PM): Yup.
AbsyntheValke (10:02:16 PM): I'm not gay.
Are too
AbsyntheValke (10:02:25 PM): Am not!
ZexionsLexicon (10:02:28 PM): Umm....Did I miss something?
AbsyntheValke (10:02:34 PM): When was the last time you wanted to sleep with a girl?
"Closet case." She called him a closeted gay
ZexionsLexicon (10:02:58 PM): Oh. Thanks!
AbsyntheValke (10:03:20 PM): ... The other week, and as I remember, I succeeded.
*SMACK*
This is getting good
ZexionsLexicon (10:03:57 PM): Yeah....Umm....Okay...
AbsyntheValke (10:04:07 PM): I think she meant out of lust.
ZexionsLexicon (10:04:18 PM): It's not that...
AbsyntheValke (10:04:31 PM): ... awhile. Akuma left.
ZexionsLexicon (10:04:55 PM): Yeah...She said something and then it suddenly said she was off.
AbsyntheValke (10:05:26 PM): *sigh* No Ori for me.
ZexionsLexicon (10:05:40 PM): I guess not. I'm sorry.
AbsyntheValke (10:06:02 PM): *hiss*
ZexionsLexicon (10:06:13 PM): *Backs away*
AbsyntheValke (10:06:34 PM): I haven't talked to him in... a lot of days.
ZexionsLexicon (10:06:43 PM): *Nods*
AbsyntheValke (10:07:12 PM): My human boy toy doesn't love me and my new friend isn't online. I can't find my teddy bears. And I'm lonely!
ZexionsLexicon (10:07:24 PM): Ummm...
AbsyntheValke (10:07:45 PM): How long exactly?
ZexionsLexicon (10:08:28 PM): I'm not sure I want to know...
AbsyntheValke (10:09:05 PM): I haven't talked to Ori since the 24th.
23rd.
*pout*
ZexionsLexicon (10:09:21 PM): Three days?
AbsyntheValke (10:09:37 PM): *nods, lip trembling*
ZexionsLexicon (10:09:48 PM): I'm sure he'll be there.
AbsyntheValke (10:10:00 PM): I think Akuma's having some problems
ZexionsLexicon (10:10:15 PM): Yeah...Maybe I should find a way to go help her.
AbsyntheValke (10:10:23 PM): Please don't sign off.
ZexionsLexicon (10:10:29 PM): I won't.
Is she answering you?
AbsyntheValke (10:12:30 PM): Yes, and some idiot is trying to kill her
ZexionsLexicon (10:12:46 PM): She kill him first.
AbsyntheValke (10:13:03 PM): *grins and summons Fjoreone*
ZexionsLexicon (10:13:41 PM): Pretty....Shiny...
AbsyntheValke (10:13:47 PM): Very
ZexionsLexicon (10:14:18 PM): Sharp....pointy.....beautiful....
AbsyntheValke (10:14:28 PM): ^_^
ZexionsLexicon (10:14:47 PM): I love that weapon.
AbsyntheValke (10:15:36 PM): Do you take this weapon to be... *snickers*
ZexionsLexicon (10:16:07 PM): That would....I have some pics like that...
AbsyntheValke (10:16:40 PM): Drepanon's going to love his welcome home present... or not.
ZexionsLexicon (10:16:51 PM): His horny wife?
AbsyntheValke (10:17:13 PM): A T-shirt that says, "Pecker's rooster farm- we've got the biggest cocks in town"
ZexionsLexicon (10:17:23 PM): *Giggles*
AbsyntheValke (10:18:36 PM): If this wasn't business-related I'd threatene to hold out on him for a day XD
ZexionsLexicon (10:19:12 PM): Poor guy.
AbsyntheValke (10:19:39 PM): I know, but I hate living off of caffeine and sugar. It's bad for my teeth
ZexionsLexicon (10:19:45 PM): Yup.
AbsyntheValke (10:20:16 PM): Usagi got this gum with a pink wrapper and now he's taping all the wrappers together to make wallpaper
ZexionsLexicon (10:20:31 PM): Wow....That's going to take a while.
AbsyntheValke (10:21:01 PM): Or just a deco for his laptop which he'll be getting soon so he stops downloading gay porn on mine
ZexionsLexicon (10:21:26 PM): ^_^ And passing said porn to me.
AbsyntheValke (10:23:07 PM): ^_^
ZexionsLexicon (10:23:19 PM): Yup. Pretty porn.
AbsyntheValke (10:24:02 PM): Gay men are hot
ZexionsLexicon (10:24:12 PM): Yes they are
AbsyntheValke (10:25:50 PM): Get a breast reduction and a strapon and you might stand half a chance. Cin for one has enough testosterone for an entire football team.
ZexionsLexicon (10:27:14 PM): *Giggles*
AbsyntheValke (10:27:31 PM): Oh jeez, Usagi.
ZexionsLexicon (10:27:55 PM): Holy shit....Damn it's late. I need to head to bed soon. I have to get up at six.
AbsyntheValke (10:28:23 PM): Enjoy your four hours
ZexionsLexicon (10:29:24 PM): Yeah really.
AbsyntheValke (10:30:27 PM): I stay up till 4 and get up before noon. I consider that an accomplishment
ZexionsLexicon (10:31:10 PM): Yup. Alright. I need sleep. I will talk to you guys and girl tomorrow. Lots of love and have sweet dreams!
AbsyntheValke (10:32:07 PM): Night
ZexionsLexicon (10:32:16 PM): ^_^
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