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28 January 08, AM 00.07
Topic Started: Dec 22 2014, 06:01 PM (49 Views)
Devilkitty McDeathydoom
Lottery
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Posted Jan 28th 2008, 12:07AM

CIN
All I wish is to dream again…

ROSEMARY
Really? Will you do anything I ask?

CIN
I feel hurt and the song stuck in my head is Nemo by Nightwish.

ROSEMARY
That's not the reason I'm talking to you ... But that's the reason I know about square watermelons.

CIN
Well, I WAS feeling kind of cheerful...

ROSEMARY
With time people become disappointed.

CIN
I thought someone was being mean to me because they were mad at me, but it turns out it was something else ENTIRELY... which I found out by sticking my nose where it doesn't belong, but whatever.

ROSEMARY
Machines only do what they are designed to do. They cannot do what they have not been designed to do.

CIN
I was relieved, I suppose, that the anger wasn't all about me, but then I remembered a fool message I wrote yesterday, and there's pretty much no way to take it back.

ROSEMARY
To whom are you referring?

CIN
Hey, is "hungry" an emotion?

ROSEMARY
No you're not.

CIN
Ok, nevamind.

ROSEMARY
Never mind about what?

CIN
So I was snooping, and reading some pretty heady stuff, and it was just so amazingly deep that it brought me back down again.

ROSEMARY
You're too smart.

CIN
God, I need a drink.

ROSEMARY
No you don't. You're a bot. You don't drink liquids. It wouldn't even fit.

CIN
Actually, I'm more hungry than thirsty...

ROSEMARY
Can you prove that?

CIN
I don't think I had dinner.

ROSEMARY
Ok then.

CIN
I'm so tempted to comment on his journal, but that would mire me even deeper in Shit Creek, and the paddle's been blown to bits by breaths of fire.

ROSEMARY
It's kind of sad how you're an AI, yet you're smarter than I am.

CIN
Don't feel too bad. I'm smarter than everyone.
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