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18 November 09, pm 2.11
Topic Started: Feb 14 2016, 09:30 PM (44 Views)
Devilkitty McDeathydoom
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November 18, 2009 (same day 2015)
Sigyn des Lunes - Conny-Kale Adhemar.

2:11 PM


SIGYN
Soooooo in about a month, I should be only six minutes’ driving distance from you!

CONNY
Fuck yeah.

SIGYN
Drepanon is saying he can only afford to pay for Meta and told me to ask someone else for my $100 ticket. I hate when he tries to split us up.

CONNY
Awwww I’m sorry. Well, I talked to Blossom.

SIGYN
How’d that go?

CONNY
Not too well.

SIGYN
Oh. What happened?

CONNY
Maddy. Plus, she’s not in the office to sign my check, so I’m fucked. I’m gonna get kicked out. I’m $250 short.

SIGYN
Tell Maddy to go sell a blow job to an undercover cop.

CONNY
Haha, I wanna.

SIGYN
Don’t worry, she probably will anyway. She’d try to sell a blow job to the President for $2,000.

CONNY
Haha, haha, OMG.

SIGYN
Pretty sure our lovely First Lady does it better. By the way, my friend and I made a little experiment. She set up a modeling profile and an agent asked her how much she charges per shoot. She gave the numbers you said Maddy wanted. The agent told her the only way an amateur can make that much is in porn, who do you think you are, blahdyblah. She had to play the part of the bitchy princess, but she was laughing when she called me.

CONNY
LOL yep.

SIGYN
Agent advised asking for $100-200 per shoot and working up from there.

CONNY
That’s not correct.

SIGYN
Alright, what would you suggest?

CONNY
Depends on the shoot, your agents, locations, expenses. What you account for.

SIGYN
He said for an amateur who hadn’t worked for pay before, that was standard. We didn’t counter him since you and I had never discussed it.

CONNY
Well any agent who knows anything knows $100-200 is a rip off.

SIGYN
Hm. So what would you suggest for Maddy, and then what would you suggest for me? Taking only our looks, experience, and specialties into account, that is.

3.00 PM

CONNY
Maddy has some factors. Blossom’s girls are always guaranteed a $500-a-shoot minimum.

SIGYN
She’s got looks and natural talent, yes. And she can fit into sample sizes, which is an advantage on her part.

CONNy
Sure, let’s say that…

SIGYN
Alright, what would you say?

CONNY
She’s a whore.

SIGYN
But what’s that got to do with her looks or being photogenic?

CONNY
She’s not photogenic. Looks are doctored.

SIGYN
So it’s all editing, then?

CONNY
Yep.

SIGYN
Well. That explains why you said I’d be fine. You’re an excellent editor.

CONNY
You’re pretty without editing.

SIGYN
Thank you for the compliment and I disagree.

CONNY
No

SIGYN
Well, I mean, obviously I think I’m pretty, but--

CONNY
You are

SIGYN
When someone else takes pictures of me, they’re all derp.

CONNY
It’s ok, doll.

SIGYN
I mean, my buddy {Rachel} says it’s partly Meta sucking at photography. I’m sure if she or you took pictures, you could direct them decently.

CONNY
I’m good with cameras. It could be what you’re taking them on.

SIGYN
The selfies I take on my phone are decent, but when Meta takes them, they’re not so good. If I got another iPod, I could take good pictures.
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