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Monday, November 23, 2009; 5.56 PM CIN How long till you come back to Nor-Cal? AKUMA Hi. USAGI Hey. I don’t know yet, why? CIN Because Sam wants to meet you. USAGI You can tell Sam that the day I go out with him is the day they elect a black woman president of the Daughters of the American Revolution. AKUMA Do I want to know? CIN Just an ex. Usagi was totally teasing on him and Usagi ended up falling for him. Now Sam wants to go out with him, but Usagi… um, doesn’t. AKUMA From what I saw, lots of people would fall for a blond god like that. USAGI Please tell me you’re not one of them. AKUMA No. I know you’re important to that Caleb boy. USAGI Good. I used to be pretty laidback, but I’m getting sick of trying to tell slutty girls I’m gay. Not that you’re a slut. CIN I think that just turns them on more, except they don’t grasp the boys-only part of boys-only. AKUMA Maybe you should wear a rainbow. USAGI I wear a rainbow scarf. ILLYBRIUS Sam’s not bad in bed, though. I know. I sucked his cock for half an hour. CIN Yeah. Nice. The look on his face when he saw it was you… priceless. USAGI My whole life I’ve loved one girl and she ain’t biting. ILLYBRIUS Awkward… CIN How’s this awkward? AKUMA Just a bit. ILLYBRIUS Because you and the amnesiac are the only people who don’t know who he likes. Even Jenna figured it out and she’s almost as dumb as my ex. CIN Well, I know it isn’t her. She suggested that she could turn Usagi bi and he literally threw up. AKUMA Poor guy. CIN That’s what I said! USAGI Yeah, how’s Caleb? AKUMA He comes to visit. Brings two kids. A blond vamp comes with him. says it’s his protection. USAGI Vaan? ILLYBRIUS grables remot: (Cue video)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vWzCda2JPs or [CUE MUSIC: Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley] CIN Oh snap! AKUMA Damn song. CIN Dude, he just (Vaan/Balthier) Rick-Rolld us. USAGI laughs CIN Oh sure, you WOULD laugh. AKUMA Damn. Two Linkin Park songs in one night. EVRYN Wait, that rumour I spread about Akuma being too stupid to tell Rick Astley from Linkin Park was TRUE? AKUMA stands on makeshift stage and sings Break by Linkin Park USAGI Ugh, eww. CIN I know, right? AKUMA sings One Step Closer. AKUMA sings Papercut. ILLYBRIUS sings Forever by Papa Roach. AKUMA sings Scars by Papa Roach. CIN sings Believe in Heaven (from Mythical Detective Loki Ragnarok). EVRYN Well… that was …weird. OVD Can we get back to the show now? EVRYN I quite agree. ILLYBRIUS Usagi, if you don’t want to go out with Sam, would you go out shopping with us? USAGI If I agree to go out in public with you, Jenna will pounce on me and ask me out, and then Sam will. No fucking way. CIN Well, you could always go visit Gany in Montana. ILLYBRIUS Yes, at least neither Sam nor Jenna will be there. AKUMA If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be? USAGI I’d be a banana. ILLYBRIUS I think I’d be a kiwi. CIN After reading a certain series that my three dumbest friends recommended to me, I know what fruit I WOULDN’T want to be. ILLYBRIUS Apples? CIN Um, duh. USAGI Nice apples. CIN Nice almonds. You wanna keep them? ILLYBRIUS curls up into a ball I miss Ori. EVRYN Yeah, let’s stop this pointless shit now, shall we? OVD Right there with you. |
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