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TITLE The Fifteen Keys to Happiness and Success July 7, 2010, 8:42 PM PENRYN Okay, so there’s this wanker, name of Levi Lifestrong and he wrote this… thing… that I’m going to read as a monologue. ROSEMARY Sounds like fun. Can’t wait. PENRYN The fifteen keys to happiness and success. AHRRY Gods save us all. And for some reason, I feel like I’m gonna regret saying that. SIGYN I think I saw a fifteen-keyblade set at The Fuzzy Panda. If I’m successful in acquiring them, I shall be very happy. AHRRY WOW! You’re going places. Like to the Keyblade Graveyard. PENRYN Read the following twice daily, once when you awake and once right before you sleep— SIGYN Shouldn’t that be “once right before you asleep”? SERLEINA snickers PENRYN --and abide by its rules, and I PROMISE your life will massively improve! Share this list with everyone you know, share the wisdom, share the planet! Make the world a better place, spread the word! SIGYN The word of the day is “legs”. Spread the word at home. SERLEINA IS IT JUST ME OR DOES THIS SOUND LIKE A BAD CHAIN LETTER? PENRYN 1) Speed is a figment of society's imagination. The universe revolves at a constant rate— EPIPHANY [Actually no, the evidence does not point towards the universe itself having an axis of spin.] PENRYN --nothing you or anyone could do will ever change that. SO STOP BEING IN SUCH A HURRY! EPIPHANY [... Okay, that may be relevant for ME, but the rest of you don't exist on geological timescales, let alone astronomical ones] PENRYN Take the time out of each day to appreciate life! Read that last sentence again carefully. DO NOT mistake that for some political left-wing bullshit! SIGYN Wow, that is really rude. AHRRY I’m in a hurry to get this the fuck over with. SERLEINA AGREED. PENRYN It is on the top of this list for a reason! Don't ever take ANY shortcuts. SIGYN For example, try walking to Los Angeles instead of taking the bus from San Jose. AHRRY Fuuuck that. PENRYN Shortcuts are laziness's temptations. SIGYN And the eyes are the nipples of the face. PENRYN If you take even one shortcut, you will be prone to taking another and then another. AHRRY Just like if you suck one eyeball out of someone’s skull, you’ll be more likely to suck out another one and another one. SERLEINA I was going to make the same joke, but with hobo’s dicks. AHRRY Are you hobo-sexual? SERLEINA Hobo crack, crack cocaine, it all tastes the same to me. PENRYN Before you know it, you have become lazy. EPIPHANY [There is an important difference between laziness and efficiency. Work smart, not hard.] SERLEINA Can I make a joke about his penis here? SIGYN Ew. Please don't. PENRYN It is always better to take the long way. SERLEINA How about now? SIGYN Nope. PENRYN You will learn more from taking the long way. EPIPHANY [...] [that'swhatshesaid] PENRYN Life is a race. SIGYN Okay, so life is a race, but speed is an illusion of Society? AHRRY A tasty contradiction. Like a hobo’s crack. SERLEINA I THINK “LEVI LIFESTRONG” IS ON SPEED, PERSONALLY. AND NOT THE GOOD KIND. AHRRY The kind that a hobo would hide in his crack. SIGYN Either way, I wish he hadn’t been the sperm that won. PENRYN Winning the race means nothing if you know you cheated by taking a shortcut. Victory is only worth it when you know you did your best and you won with honor and dignity. When one takes the time to appreciate life, they will find that there is more time in their life! EPIPHANY [And you can get infinite chocolate by cutting it a certain way.] SERLEINA I HOPE THAT SAME RULE DOESN'T WORK FOR LEVI! I DON'T WANT INFINITE LEVI! SIGYN That rule doesn't actually work at all, is Epiphany's point. PENRYN When one hurries things, they get stressed out and therefore get less done! SIGYN So, deadlines are basically meaningless and if you get to work, say, five hours late because you didn’t take any shortcuts, like driving, and just walked, it’s okay because at least you’ve got honour and dignity, right? SERLEINA HE SOUNDS LIKE THE MATCHMAKER FROM MULAN. EPIPHANY [He sounds like every person who's ever told me I don't need a motored wheelchair because for much of the day I'm physically capable of dragging one foot in front of the other using my hips.] DREG A motored wheelchair would have made it easier to chase Kibby around the set when he was still around. I call that more productive than what actually happened. EPIPHANY [Agreed.] AHRRY Yeah, and if you’re being chased by a crazy guy with a katana, and he shears off your head, at least you took your time with honor and dignity. Before you DIED. SERLEINA DEAD BOYS CAN’T SAY NO! PENRYN 2) Take only what you need, not what you want. The world's supplies are limited and unevenly distributed. We must restore the balance to the world. SIGYN I’d agree with that if he was talking to politicians, corporations, and big businesses. PENRYN So don't be greedy. Take what you need and share the rest with others who need it! Life is a race, that is true, but it is more of a race against yourself than it is against others. SIGYN Then it’s not really a race. PENRYN Consider this: what does it matter if you won the race when you were in a car and everyone else had to run? SIGYN What if I was in Fred Flinstone’s car? AHRRY I can outrun all of you, except maybe Serleina. SERLEINA Damn right you can’t outrun me. PENRYN Victory is only worth it when you know that you played against their best and won. So if you find yourself facing easy opponents, then you must give them a leg up. AHRRY I’ll put a leg up, all right. PENRYN Help them until they are of equal match. SIGYN “Of equal match.” AHRRY How about no. How about we just keep them licking hobo butt cracks. PENRYN That is the only way your victory will be worth it. SIGYN Why are you trying to referee the imaginary life-race? AHRRY Because he can’t be licking hobo’s butt cracks right now. PENRYN Attached to this concept is its sister concept which can be simplified into a single sentence: don't ask for what you can't give. SIGYN If I could give it, I wouldn’t be asking for it. SERLEINA How much cooler water does this Levi guy drink? EPIPHANY [The cooler was empty this morning. I don't know if that's because someone drank it or if it was taken away by the workplace safety guys.] DREG Wow, it only took them THREE YEARS. AHRRY He probably licked speed out of a hobo’s butt crack. PENRYN More accurately, don't take anything which you cannot give either the item itself or its monetary/physical/sociological equivalent to someone else. To put it another way, don't ask for money or help if you can't give the exact same amount to someone else. AHRRY Which means you’re okay, because you can replace that speed with… seed. SERLEINA Hey, Seira, can I have a million dollars? SEIRA Sure. SERLEINA Here, Penryn, here’s a million dollars. Hey, Seira, can I have another million dollars? I gave the first million dollars to Penryn, because the delusional guy told me to. SEIRA Penryn, can I have my money back? PENRYN Whatever you take, you must give to someone else who needs it. Everything in your life must be balanced in order to have happiness and contentness. SIGYN “Contentness” isn’t a word. AHRRY Which means that the hobo whose butt you licked the speed out of is going to eat your poop and enjoy the speed again. SIGYN That’s really gross. Can we stop with that joke? AHRRY Can we stop with this guy, please? SERLEINA THAT’S WHAT THE HOBO SAID! PENRYN That is one of the greatest reasons why so many Americans are in debt today. They take out giant loans which they have no ability to give to someone else, hence they take more than they give. SIGYN Moon Logic, ahoy! Also, the subtitles say that that was a comma splice. PENRYN Yes, I know you want to justify it by saying something like, "Well, I can't afford a house without taking out a loan!" But this is false logic. Think about it really hard and you will understand why it's false logic. FLUOU [Translation: I’m too lazy to explain my insane troll logic.] AHRRY You don’t give a fuck. We don’t give a fuck. Nobody gives a fuck. Please stop. EPIPHANY [The Xaldins do not give a fuck between them, either.] AHRRY Sounds like they’re Xal-done with this shit. And so am I. PENRYN Take only what you can give. Balance is the key to harmony. SERLEINA Idiot-Removing DEVICE! is the key to fewer idiots. PENRYN 3) Money is enslavement. It has no other function other than to suppress everyone. Let me repeat that. It has no other function! This is extremely important that you understand that, for it is the only way to ensure happiness. SERLEINA Hey, Sigyn, can I trade Seira to you for Tokiomi? SIGYN What the fuck?! SERLEINA Okay, then. Can I trade Seira to you for your vintage Monopoly set? SEIRA Hey! I think I’m worth more than just ONE fancy board game! SIGYN Is there a way we can argue for a pro-bartering system without sounding like idiots? SERLEINA Yes, but Levi can’t. PENRYN 4) Everything around you is a reflection of you. SERLEINA I LIVE IN A HOUSE OF MIRRORS! PENRYN You subconsciously surround yourself with things that feel familiar to you. SERLEINA LIKE HOBO’S BUTT CRACKS! PENRYN In other words, everything around you is exactly a reflection of how you think about yourself. SERLEINA I don’t think I’m a hobo’s butt crack. PENRYN If you want a better life, surround yourself with better things! Note, that doesn't mean you should break rule 2 and buy expensive luxuries. Rather, it means you should surround yourself with things that make you feel good about yourself. SERLEINA Dead bodies make me feel good about myself. AHRRY Pop tarts and cocaine make me feel good about myself. PENRYN The first step to accomplishing key 4 is to keep your place clean. Your place is your habitat and is the biggest reflection upon yourself. SERLEINA Well, yeah. I live in a house of mirrors. PENRYN Keep it clean and you will find yourself to be a lot more comfortable. SIGYN I’m more comfortable in a messy den. When everything’s organized, I can’t find anything. PENRYN That being said, you also must be sure to keep yourself clean, for the same reason. SIGYN Do we really need this idiot to tell us why we should have good personal hygiene? AHRRY He should keep himself clean, by being nose-deep in a hobo’s butt crack. SIGYN That doesn’t make any more sense than what he’s actually saying. PENRYN 5) Everyone and everything (yes, everyone, even you) on the planet has a function. SIGYN Your function is schadenfreude. PENRYN More than that, everyone and everything has a BENEFICIAL function (beneficial to the masses then oneself). SIGYN Sorry, what was that? I can’t understand you over all the bullshit parentheticals. EPIPHANY [You get apophenia! And you get apophenia! And you get apophenia! Everyone gets apophenia!] SIGYN We get what now? EPIPHANY [Apophenia is the tendency of sapient beings to percieve patterns/connections where none exist. Paredolia is a more well-known subset of it, but that term only applies to images and sounds.] [This is the philosophical equivalent of finding an image of Odin on a pancake.] SIGYN I once saw Odin on a pancake. SERLEINA True story. She stabbed Pan Odin in the face. SIGYN With a salad fork! EPIPHANY [Was it in his good eye or his bad eye?] SIGYN What's the point of stabbing him in his bad eye? EPIPHANY [Easier to get to the frontal lobe] SIGYN Hmm... PENRYN Everyone and everything has a function which betters the world around us. Keep in mind that things/people don't have to function perfectly. SIGYN Just because you’re a tool doesn’t mean that all people are. PENRYN It is enough to just maintain your function. Those who don't abide by their function are not benefiting the world. SIGYN So, tell us… when will you be “poised and polished and gleaming with charm?” PENRYN Such people are showing that they don't appreciate the world around them. That is the most morally repulsive thing someone can do. SERLEINA Nope. I’m pretty sure all of us have seen and/or done worse. DREG On this show, that goes without saying. PENRYN To ignore one's function is the biggest insult upon life itself. People assume that we have the right to live. That is false. There is no such thing as the right to live. SIGYN Then would Levi be offended if we said he ought to have been aborted? SERLEINA Aborted, hell, he should have been ripped out his mother’s stomach and immediately sacrificed to the closest pagan god. Or maybe to a squirrel. I don’t think it much matters. PENRYN It is a unique honor to be alive. And we must continually show that we have earned the priveledge [sic] to continue living. SIGYN “Privy ledge”? DREG I don’t know, Doc, what do you think? EPIPHANY [What I'm getting from this is that, in Levi's ideal communist regime, the weak shall be culled by being pushed into the shit pit.] SERLEINA UPRISING! SEIRA YAAAAAAAAAY! PENRYN, OOC WAIT! I'M NOT LEVI! SERLEINA FIND US LEVI! LET US GET HIM BEFORE HE GETS US! SEIRA YAAAAAAAAAAAAY! SIGYN Guys, wait. We're already fulfilling our purpose. We were created to expose-- SERLEINA OH I'M SORRY! I SHOULD BE HEARING WORDS, BUT ALL I'M HEARING IS BLIBBIDY-BLOOBIDY-BLAHBIDY-BOO, I'M GOING TO DEFEND THIS BALLSACK WHEN I COULD BE HELPING MY FRIENDS THROW HIM INTO HIS OWN SHIT PIT! SEIRA, >=C YEAAAAAAAAH! PENRYN That being said, there is a massive difference between ignoring your function and not knowing what your function is. DREG Your function is to shut the fuck up and roll me a blunt, asswipe. Babe, why are you even reading this? Come on. OVD We thought it would be a refreshing change from all the Corri. DREG YOU THOUGHT WRONG! SEIRA, >=C YEAAAAAAAAH! PENRYN As long as you show an ACTIVE pursuit of the discovery of your purpose in life, then that is sufficient. SEIRA One time, I made a Sim in The Sims 2, and I eventually got it so that Sim Seira’s goal in life was “Grilled Cheese”. All of my Wants were connected to Grilled Cheese. It was the— SERLEINA TASTIEST DESTINY EVER! PENRYN However, very few people show sufficient enough action in respect towards that pursuit. DREG Ah yes, the pursuit of life, liberty, and I don’t see my fucking blunt anywhere, Levi. PENRYN That is the SINGLE CAUSE of all of the problems in human society. SERLEINA YOUR EXISTENCE IS THE SINGLE CAUSE OF ALL THE PROBLEMS IN HUMAN SOCIETY! OVD Spoilers! Also, Dante! SERLEINA YOU'RE A TALKING SPOILER SO SHUT THE FUCK UP! EPIPHANY ["The world sucks because people who aren't me are too lazy" is such a, dare I say it, lazy excuse.] SEIRA AND SERLEINA YEAAAAAHHH! PENRYN There is absolutely no other cause. Every single problem in humanity is directly a result of the lack of appreciation of life. SIGYN I think you’re taking your existence a bit too much for granted. PENRYN All lifeforms have functions that must be abided by both from a first person and a third person prospective. SIGYN “A third person prospective”. “Prospective.” PENRYN Humanity is one big mechanism and everyone in it exists as apart of it. SERLEINA FLUOU, WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR GRAMMAR HAMMER? FLUOU Oh, this girl Lola needed it for some vague, unexplained purpose. PENRYN While the mechanism does have a lot of spare parts, that doesn't mean you have to be one of the spare parts! SERLEINA I’M BOUT TO RIP OFF THOSE “SPARE PARTS” AND USE THEM IN A SOUP! PENRYN Figure out your function and decide whether or not you want to complete it. SERLEINA MY FUNCTION IS TO BE THE KITCHEN AND I WILL STAB YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE WITH LIKE FIVE STEAK KNIVES, I SWEAR TO HADES! PENRYN You will know what your function is when you figure out what is your single greatest truth. SIGYN Is that what you tell yourself to make yourself feel better about your mom probably trying to get rid of you with a cheap wire hanger? SERLEINA THAT IS SOME “BINDING OF ISAAC” SHIT RIGHT THERE. SIGYN Ew, poor Isaac. PENRYN My/our function is to live each and everyday in perfectly imperfect harmony with the universe. Everyday is a perfect day in the balance of the light. SIGYN Oh, please, that is such a fucking cop-out. PENRYN Note: Our function is not to just destroy the evil within us all. It is to also learn/benefit from it as much as possible. Only once oneself can truly say that they have absorbed enough evil, only once one truly believes he has learned as much as possible from evil, can one basque in the light. FLUOU I’m really starting to wish I still had that Grammar Hammer. SIGYN Headcanon: This was the actual speech given by Christian Grey at Ana Steele's college graduation. DREG Heh, best bet I ever made. SIGYN Shut up. PENRYN Only then can one truly appreciate both Heaven and Earth. Earth is the bridge between Heaven and Hell. But traffic goes both ways. SIGYN Hel is offended. PENRYN 6) Hatred is the anti-function. It exists only to prevent you from completing your function. It has no other reasons for its existence whatsoever! It is a wasted emotion, so get rid of it! SERLEINA KYUBEY, I SWEAR TO MADOKA, I WILL MURDER THE EVERLIVING FUCK OUT OF YOU AS MANY— OVD Kyubey is cuter. SERLEINA YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT! AHRRY Ugh, this guy’s annoying and I frankly want to pull a TL;DR about his endless blabbering. PENRYN The key to making yourself happy is to make everyone around you happy. Make them feel good about themselves and they will in turn make you feel good about yourself. SIGYN How exactly does Facebook trolling do any of that? SEIRA This is trolling? SIGYN No, I mean, I’ve seen him trolling on Facebook before, like responding to serious posts with “get pussy” type comments, that kind of thing. PENRYN Be strong in your resolve. If you are confident, those around you will be confident too. That is how you earn their trust. Be confident in yourself, your abilities, and in your mind. 7) Make a definite plan and stick to it. Life is a maze, a rather large one at that. At the end of the teen years, one is given a chance to see the entire maze from a bird's eye view, and given the chance to decide which route they wish to take to complete the maze. Remember, this particular maze is also a race. The vast majority of people don't take advantage of this chance. The vast majority of humanity just ignores it and tries to navigate the maze blindly. Most likely, if you're reading this, you're one of those people. But here's the good news: you can still look at the bird's eye view! At anytime you want, life allows you to take a look at the maze in its entirety. All you have to do is ask and it will show you. So take a close look at the maze and figure out your own way through it. Don't let anyone discourage you. Remember, those who discourage you are the same people who haven't taken advantage of this chance. They are the same people who are failing to complete their function and would have you fail right along with them! So figure out a plan for your life, write it down on paper (it is essential that you have it in written form, not just in your mind) and read it out loud everyday (numerous times a day). Follow your plan through to the end. Remember, there is no such thing as failure, unless you say there is such a thing as failure. Temporary failure is but a lesson to be learned, not a roadblock to prevent you from going any farther. Decisiveness and confidence are some of the main keys to success. Know exactly what you want out of life and go get it! Life will grant you anything you want, all you have to do is fight for it! Remember, you are the sheppard, you lead the sheep through the maze! Find the courage to do things thoroughly, don't just meet your responsibilities halfway. If you want people to believe you to be reliable, you must show them that you are unweavering and that you have earned that dependability. Even if no one currently relies upon you, you must still uphold your responsibilities as much as possible, for it is the principle of the matter that counts. 8) Serve the world and the world will serve you. If you make your primary daily purpose to help others, others will help you. In other words, you serve the human race. If you make your purpose in life to better the ENTIRE human race in any way (even in a tiny way) then you will find that your life will become absolutely blissful. The world thanks those who serve it. Ignore your wants. Think only what others want. The world bends itself to the will of those who serve it. Think about it: who was one the most beloved people of all time? Mother Teresa. Why? Because she served the world and the world in turn served her. We must strive to remember that the only reason why we as individuals are alive today is because society allows us to live. At anytime, society could deem it necessary or even just desirable to terminate your life. This is proven by the millions of people who die in third world countries while we just sit around and relax. Society has given you permission to live. But that permission is an agreement that only lasts as long as you benefit society. As soon as you stop benefiting society, society can and will kill you. It has happened millions of times all over the world. 9) Every time (yes, every time) you are with at least 1 other person, you must smile. The minute you stop smiling, they stop smiling. It is far easier to get people to do what you want when they are smiling. The more you smile, the more you'll actually find yourself WANTING to smile! This is also the key to getting over stage fright. If you're nervous or afraid, just smile. This applies to any scenario. I have used it on many extreme scenarios, even to talk my way out of getting mugged! 10) There is nothing wrong with your DNA. Everyone is designed only to complete their function. You already have all the tools you need. You were born with them. It is only when you ignore your function that you feel unhappy. Your happiness is entirely dependent upon your function. The more you work on it, the happier you will be. There are only three tools that you need in order to complete your function: the desire to acquire knowledge/wisdom (which includes learning to shape and control your mind), the determination to acquire it, and free will. Notice how you have all three of those things. So what's stopping you? Note:weed is the anti-programming. I have personally found it to be the most addictive drug ever. It has proven far too dangerous to my own mind. It deterioration effects acts as an extremely toxic radiation to others but are nearly undetectable to onesel. 11) Constantly expand your knowledge. Each and everyday, you need to learn at least one major thing. Note how I said that you NEED to learn, not should learn. Also, expand your variety of knowledge. Be able to hold your ground in any conversation. There is infinite knowledge, and it's there for the taking. Constantly ask why and how things function. You must discover something new everyday. Question the world around you. The more you discover about the world, the more you will discover about yourself and the better you will become. 12)The following key has been proven to be inaccurate. I maintain its place here on the list only because it works for me, but it might not necessarily work for you. After all, there is nothing wrong with being either normal or wierd. We are all normal at most things but extraordinary in others. It's all just a matter of the ratio of normal-to-extraordinary you have. It's also just a matter of prospective. The original twelve key to this list is written below in italics. Maintain a strong sense of individuality. The world only blesses the sheep-herders, not the sheep. Don’t try to be like everyone else. You were designed to be unique, so don’t go changing that! Find your own path and stick to it! Notice how the vast majority of Americans fail to succeed in life. Why? It is because they try so hard to be just like everyone else. So why should you be like everyone else when they’re all failing? It is the one who truly recognizes his own individuality who succeeds in life. Try to name just one self-made truly successful person who was “just normal.” Can’t think of one? That’s because there aren't any. They all have a strong sense of individuality. The more you try to “be cool,” the more fake you seem, and the world rarely blesses those who are fake. That being said, it is not enough to merely change the physical elements in your life. You must also change the emotional and mental elements as well. Using this particular key in conjunction with all the other keys enables one to change said elements. Remember, this twelveth key is a mere prospective, it might not work for you. Some people are mean't to be normal. Some people are meant to be not normal. Simple as that. 13) Confidence is the most inspiring trait you can possess. Remember, you were designed to complete your function, so anything you do that is related to your function, you will know exactly how to do. This is very important to remember. Confidence is vital. Belief in yourself is belief in the human race. You have what it takes, so go get it! Be content with who you are, what your function is, and what you look like. 14) Morality is perhaps the most significant key in this list (for the possible exception of key 1). It is placed here at the bottom by coincidence only. The list itself isn't in any particular order, as each are essential to the correct functionality of any given individual (including yourself). Maintaining a high moral code is absolutely essential and vital (yes vital) towards your life. Be true to the world and to yourself. In return, the world will be true to you. If a little voice in the back of your head tells you not to do it, then don't. This is also perhaps the most difficult key to abide by, but it is well worth it if you do. In fact, if you do abide by this key, you will find that you have become a truly blessed human being. But, don't just say, "well, I abide by it and I still have stresses!" You're fooling yourself. I have met no one who abides by this key. That is truly a shame. We all have the ability to abide by it, but we let our greed, laziness, and other dark temptations get in our way. Do not allow this to happen any longer. Learn from your mistakes. Reprogram your errors and glitches for the betterment of the masses and then for oneself. Attached to morality is the concept of the truth. Many people believe that so-called "white lies" are okay. But that is false. All lies, regardless of the situation, are wrong and immoral. It is better to create a small amount of damage by telling the truth than to create a massive amount of damage when the lie is discovered. In today's society, lying becomes second-nature. This is truly a shame. We must all strive to stop lying, as it is one of the major causes of the destabilization and degeneration of our civilization. 15) You can and must control your mind. You can literally control every single thought and emotion that is ever been processed in your brain. If you choose not to remember certain things about your past, your brain subconsciously blocks them from reaching your consciousness. If you choose not to feel a certain emotion, your brain blocks that emotion as well. If you choose to feel an emotion, your brain will unleash that emotion on your command. This is particularly tricky to accomplish, but definitely possible and more than worth the effort. If you can't control your mind, you won't be able to maintain any other keys nor will you be able to find happiness. If there is an emotion that you wish to experience (such as happiness) but you have never experienced it before, you can literally command your brain to feel this emotion. That is, your brain will replicate/imitate that emotion as best as it can until it actually creates the genuine emotion. All you need to do is program/demand your mind to feel that emotion. If you feel like the world is working against you, that is because you CHOOSE to feel so negative. The world isn't working against you, YOU ARE WORKING AGAINST YOURSELF. So stop putting so much effort into such negativity, and instead focus on the positives. Key 9 is the easiest way to program your mind. Actually, the entire list of keys is designed not only to program your own mind, but to program the minds of those around you as well. As stated in key 4, everything around you is a reflection of you. That is, you choose what to surround yourself with. As a result, you subconsciously emit signals about your own personality and your state of mind to everyone around you. If you feel miserable, you instinctively and uncontrollably emit signals which let everyone around you know that you are miserable (this always happens when you're sad, it is impossible to prevent as long as you're sad). If you feel happy, those around you will feel second-hand happiness. Thus, you can choose how those around you feel about you. All you have to do is surround yourself with things that others find appealing and/or intriguing. This will program others to feel positive emotions around you, which will in turn program yourself to feeling positive emotions around them. Control your own mind and you will find that you will never have a bad day for the rest of your life (as long as you control your mind and abide by the keys). |
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