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Verboten (Game On); LA Forbidden Friendship game
Topic Started: Oct 19 2011, 02:19 PM (5,259 Views)
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Wasn't Marignon also going after Ermor? I handed him his boomstick. Maybe he's still looking for some primitive screwheads.
"I disagree. The AI is playing the same game. It makes armies, it makes thugs, it makes SCs." --Gandalf Parker
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Admiral_Aorta
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Suddenly a troll appeared in the laboratory!
Really, evil is such an overused label. We prefer to use morally challenged.
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The armies of Marignon are already marching to war against the army of the dead!

We were busy forging equipment for our troops. Your primitive jungle intellect obviously doesn't understand alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.

If you want to do any complaining, talk to the cheese-eating surrender-Monkeys on Ermor's undefended North.
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Caelum is most certainly doing her part in ridding the world of the undead.

In fact, the mighty Uriel just personally cut down Desmerelda, Queen of Ulm and Vampires, in hand-to-hand combat. As Flambeau, the Flaming Sword (which is really much more macho than it sounds, we swear) fell upon the Queen's head, the vile beast let out a desperate command to her thralls to return her corpse to the capital - however, none would answer the call: the enslaved peoples of that province, upon witnessing the power of Uriel, had already abandoned their faith in Desmerelda. The Vampire Queen has died her last death.

On a lighter note, Caelum will be celebrating with an informal cocktail hour. Appetizers will be served, including garlic bread. Actually, exclusively garlic bread. Stay for a garlic mashed potato dinner. Then garlic ice cream for desert. We're seriously overrun with the stuff, please recall your traders.
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vfb,Dec 12 2011
04:12 PM
The armies of Marignon are already marching to war against the army of the dead!

We were busy forging equipment for our troops.  Your primitive jungle intellect obviously doesn't understand alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.

If you want to do any complaining, talk to the cheese-eating surrender-Monkeys on Ermor's undefended North.

We only make cheese from man milk from inquisitors. It's a bit green from lack of use, but does make decent cheese.

It appears that inquisitors would rather torture than fornicate. We apes are much more practical.

And this forging equipment is a blatant lie. While you all were fussing over the undead hordes, Marignon made a valiant rush for the NE coast. Hopeless, but interesting.

We will ethereal phant those silly inquisitors to death.
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Those are just some silly hobbits and bandits Marignon hired to go liberate the unwashed masses in the wastelands of the North-East. Not a serious army at all! The serious army is on its way to fight the army of darkness. Which is where you uneducated primates should be headed too! Don't forsake those savage jungle-brothers of yours in the South.

Did you hear that, deadites? The Marignonian inquisition is on the way! Don't say you didn't expect us.
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Ah yes, the inquisition made up entirely of crazed lunatics who whip themselves.
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The correct term is "flagellate." We flagellate ourselves, you ignorant zombie!
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Diceman
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I'm out. I'm tired of dealing with bugs that make it impossible to plan any kind of strategy.
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Huh? What bugs? Are you quitting the game?
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I'm out. I'm tired of dealing with bugs that make it impossible to plan any kind of strategy.

I would very much like to know both the bugs (so I can pass on to Feinne if he's not watching) and which pretender chassis you used, if you're quitting.
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Diceman,Dec 12 2011
11:59 PM
I'm out. I'm tired of dealing with bugs that make it impossible to plan any kind of strategy.

??? I haven't observed any in our scuffles. What's up?

Are you referring to the vampires not respawning back in the capital? Because our battle happened in my dominion, check her stats for the "Dominion Penalty -X" modifier - which is working as designed, you're only immortal in your own dominion. I'd been preaching the hell out of that province for the expressed reason of keeping her away from my forces; frankly I thought it quite brave of you to gambit a counterattack.

Or are you referring to the fact that your Rangers didn't show up to the battle? I showered your army with seeking arrows - perhaps their commander was a casualty?

Or something else???
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Never mind all that! What's Uriel doing dead in the HoF?

Btw, Ulm and Patala are both AI now. Go kill Ermor, Patala AI! Leave me alone and go away, you buncha monkeys!
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<span style=Squirrelloid</span>
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Wait, Patala is AI? err.. Buh?
"I disagree. The AI is playing the same game. It makes armies, it makes thugs, it makes SCs." --Gandalf Parker
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Diceman
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I had one candle in that province when I attacked. That candle was gone before the battle happened because of preaching. It's a years old bug that's not likely to ever get fixed, and I'm tired in general of those kinds of bugs and undocumented behaviour so I'm out of the game.
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