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The Frostbound Prince
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Lovin
Nov 11 2010, 12:59 AM
*summons Marlboro*


What now, b*tches? You got every disease on the planet.
Mmm, Stat-Defx4, I knew I was junctioning Siren, Carby, and Doomtrain simultaneously for a reason

*sits back and watches most of the status effects bounce off care of having Pain, Holy, Reflect and Esuna junctioned to Stat-Defx4*

Immunity due to junctioned magic:
Poison 100%
Petrify 45%
Blind 100%
Silence 100%
Berserk 85%
Sleep 85%
Slow 45%
Confuse 85%
Curse 60%
Stop 20%
Drain 40%
Zombie 40%
Death 40%


Normally I'd like to have Death junctioned to Stat-Def, but I swapped it for Pain cuz it's Malboro season. It's also a good time to stock up on Remedies and Esuna and Dispel spells. *nods while drawing Esunas and stealing Remedies simultaneously off some random enemy*

Plus, when in doubt, having Drain on Stat-Atk-J usually is helpful. If I'm going to have a 15% chance to be confused and/or berserk, at least I'm healing myself with each attack. Plan ahead, kids, it could save your life! :o


...and this is why the Junction system is the pinnacle of gaming. What other game can you protect against all those statuses without one of those silly Ribbons that just negate the whole purpose of status effects all at once (what a buzz kill, plus what dude, besides Cloud, in his right mind would wear a ribbon, regardless of whatever magickal properties it has?)


Randomness ftw! :D ....I'm going to go push myself off a cliff now, please have my collection of Remedies for all those unfortunate enough to get hit by Lovin's runaway Malboro, who I'm naming Carrot. *nod* Ten bonus points and a free casting of Auto-Life to anyone who can tell me what game I'm referencing with that *nods more*

And yes, that 15% chance to get confused? It worked. Thus the whole befriending myself with the pointy rocks at the bottom of this clif---
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Malboro isnt a tough opponent for me
I can junction 100 Pains, 100 Confuses, 100 Sleeps and 100 Berserks to ST-Def-Jx4
so the only diseases I have is just Slow, Zombie and maybe Petrify so 1 Esuna or Remedy will fix it :D
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Lovin
Nov 10 2010, 06:16 PM
Curse just died after reading that.
she has to face the truth ! :D
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Strider Hiryu
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isnt carrot from FF XII have to hunt it down and such if not then im way off or i was never really on it at all
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Strider Hiryu
Nov 11 2010, 06:45 AM
isnt carrot from FF XII have to hunt it down and such if not then im way off or i was never really on it at all
Ten bonus points and a free casting of Auto-Life for you, good sir.

Carrot is the name of the pet Malboro of one of the people who asks you to hunt her when she escapes. As an added bonus point, your viera clan member accompanies you on this quest, and the fact that it's a malboro proves bad, since viera and malboro are like, mortal enemies. It's a whole smell thing *shrug*

We need a "Random FF Trivia" thread. I vote some non-me person make it so that people actually use it. Everything I touch dies. Just look at the entire section of FF-centric boards. Graveyard. And there aren't even any zombies or vampires. Hollywood would be sad to look at those boards. They'd probably still make a movie about it, but it would be a dull, pointless one. You know, like most of what they're putting out now, except without zombie vampire cannibals who eat FF fans for breakfast. On Pluto. With PuPu. And Adel. Who is beautifully statuesque. Not a scary manly giant. ...don't look at me like that, the zombievampirecannibals ate my brain already. Or possibly I'm still confused from "Carrot's" earlier appearance. And the cliff-diving didn't solve that problem with either squishy death or being jostled to my senses.

I'm going to leave now. But seriously, someone set up a "Random FF Trivia" thread. Possibly in one of the FF boards. Also, we should revive the forum awards. I vote Adel for best catchphrase. "Adel is beautifully statuesque, not a scary manly giant". Hear the Good Word of Adel and be saved! :D

...also, vote Bob best literary artist...or die. Possibly by being junctioned to Adel's "ample bosom". We all know Bob and Adel are BFFs. Plus in-jokes are fun. And I still have my "Vote Bob" sigs, which are old enough now they'd be considered new if I reuse them. And I'm in need of a new sig and avatar. *shifty eyes*


...I need to sleep now. Hopefully that will...make me not crazy-drone-y Frosty. It's unlikely, but hey, weirder things have happened. ...probably. *pops out of existence*

300 bonus points to whomever read this entire entry. An extra 200 to anyone who did so and didn't want to kill themselves and/or me before the end of it. Free cookies to anyone who just skipped to this paragraph to get the rewards. The people who read it all can have free cookies too since all that brain power to coax yourself through it all was probably draining. Plus if you can read this, congratulations, you aren't illiterate. You totally deserve a cookie. They're also good for subliminally coercing you not to try to kill me while I sleep. Cuz I'd rather not wake up dead. kthxbye! :D
Edited by The Frostbound Prince, Nov 11 2010, 09:16 AM.
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Lovin
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*Summons the dog Angelo*


Maybe the cuteness will kill you all, at least.
I just want it all.
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*casts Mighty Guard to protect from Angelo*
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Lovin
Nov 11 2010, 09:40 AM
*Summons the dog Angelo*


Maybe the cuteness will kill you all, at least.
*is killed by Angelo's Wishing Star*

...


*cues Auto-Life to kick in*

...dammit, there goes my last casting of that. Time to go find something to draw some more of those spells off of. x_X

*runs away before Angie's cuteness factor deals a second death*
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Lovin
Nov 11 2010, 12:59 AM
*summons Malrboro*


What now, b*tches? You got every disease on the planet.
aids too?!
anythings but aids, oh gawd!!!!!
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Lovin
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Not HIV but fulllll bloooown AIIIIIDS!!!!
I just want it all.
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Darc_17
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Ever add up how much you've ever spent on video games... i just did... ITS GROSS!
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Nov 14 2010, 01:49 PM
Ever add up how much you've ever spent on video games... i just did... ITS GROSS!
you're doing ti wrong
since it's a thing you should be proud of!!!!
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they should give us a certificate for that
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Curse
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so last friday I got totally wasted
I tried to call a taxi, but the operator said "miss, do you understand where you are?"
then I realised that I have forgotten how to speak
and headed back home on auto pilot mode
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at least you saved some money
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