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Suggestions For How To Revive The Site

Read it. Ponder it. Reply to it. Marvel in awe at the fact that I can write a two paragraph post. Note: that post is this one, not the one I linked to. It's Frost-y length, so pace yourself if you need to. Now go, read, and die happy. Stay awesome, kids. Frosteh out.
maaan, Frosty-lenght posts are not gonna revive the forums :)
Sure they are.

Convince others of the truth! There is no rain!

...*shifty eyes* Mayhaps that's not such an appropriate catchphrase on a forum about a game with a character named Raine who is arguably necessary for various reasons and without her pretty much all of the plot would cease to exist. Also, perhaps not appropriate on a site that has a member with a username as "Raine", since if by saying this, I pop her out of existence, I will be very sad indeed.

So yes. Just heed the subliminal messaging that laces everything I write and be coerced into like, posting daily or something. Or at least replying in the linked thread about what you think could/might/will/won't/can't/doesn't work in regards to potentially reviving this site. So yes.


...I am totally going to have to make a post on FB informing our MIA FF8Kers to actually read that post/check the site. Since it's been almost a week with no activity...again. Le sigh. -_-


(and sorry, FF8K, for posting again. I know everytime I do, you die a little bit more, so uh, apologies or whatever. Here's hoping someone replies soon so it doesn't stay dead :( )
:laugh: lmao, it's all good.


I had FF3 for the DS (as well as FF4) :hyper: They were fabulous; although I had to sell them to pay for a home while I was homeless... But still, they are much worth it. FF4 even has audio when they're talking so you hear what they're saying. :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:

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rofl yeah ive got FF6 downloaded on a ps1 emu, but ive delayed playing it all throughout the 2nd semester of uni. I only just remember that its also something i can do after godam uni finishes =D
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@Raine: FF4DS is kinda awesome with the voice-acting and whatnot, although their system for "inheriting" abilities messed up the perfectionist in me, and means a lot of planning ahead and whatnot. Only made it to just before the Underworld, I think, before I stopped playing that version, though I've beaten both the PSP, GBA, and I believe the PS1 version of it, making it the single most replayed-and-rebeaten game I own, aside from maybe FF9.

FF3's quite awesome too, but the Job System, especially with the levels for each job, and the "transition" battles that lower your stats after you switch to new jobs, and all that drama can make for some horrible situations. I went to the cave with...Unne...?...and got massacred cuz I just switched into four new jobs with my heroes cuz they mastered their current round of jobs, and got my arse handed to me cuz the new jobs were all below level 15ish, and even at level 30 as a CHARACTER LEVEL, my low JOB level effed me over. Still haven't made it further plot-wise since I got annoyed with that---went to the overworld near the game's opening and have been job-levelling there instead :P

Also, yes, FF6 is totally worth spending some time during/after/whilst at university playing. I'm looking forward to the PSN version of it coming out so I can play it on my PSP, but since I also have it for GBA (and thus, my DS, since it has the GBA slot), it's already portable, which makes it even awesomer, since I can play it (or pretty much any of the pre-FF10 games, since all have at least some way of playing them on either GBA/DS or PSP; my sole non-bought portable-ish game is FF7---I can't be bothered to spend money buying it off the PSN since I didn't have the space for it on a memory stick before about this time last year, and I really don't care for the game anyway, so once I bore with my other games, then I /might/ get it :P). So yes.

I only got to...maybe the first point you get the airship in FF6Advance?....but I got all the way to the final dungeon (although didn't enter it) in my playthrough on PS1, so I quite enjoy it. My only issue is that, as an insane person, I feel the need to master all available magic with every available character as soon as I get the Esper that can teach it---which is why I'm currently stopped in FF6A---I am trying to teach my 8 or 10 or 12 characters all the spells possible with what Espers I have, which is...very time consuming. I should probably just stop and continue with the plot, but oh well :P


I'm actually continuing my game in FF5Advance right now. I had just made it into World 2 (and finished off the first few major bits *coughBattleontheBigBridgecough*), but for whatever reason---probably to take the time to master as many abilities/jobs as possible----I stopped playing. Have no idea wtf I was doing, really, either, so hoping that with a few handy strategy guides to work out where in the game I am, and what I can/could be doing, I'll get back into things. In the meantime, grinding needlessly for /ONE AP PER BATTLE/ is kinda dumb, but I'm doing it anyway. Yay for being only 9AP away from mastering the Summoner class for Lenna o____O


...and now I need to finish up whatever I was doing and start getting ready for class. Yay for getting like, 3 hours of sleep before waking up at 2AM, not being able to get back to sleep, trying to work out FF5ish drama, and then having to start prepping for class at 6:30 in the morning for back-to-back-to-back classes that start at 8:30 and don't end until 1PM. o___O Not totally terrible, but kinda sucky. Meh, Frosty out, stay awesome, people, and till soon!
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XD I'll wave at you from across the water when you're on your way to school~ (Yes, I can see Canada from my house LOL... It's actually so close that I can see Canadian flags and school buses/other cars drive by. We have had a few people get arrested for illegally swimming over the border from Harson's Island to here [I don't see why they don't just be lazy and take the lovely farey~~])
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XD I'll wave at you from across the water when you're on your way to school~ (Yes, I can see Canada from my house LOL... It's actually so close that I can see Canadian flags and school buses/other cars drive by. We have had a few people get arrested for illegally swimming over the border from Harson's Island to here [I don't see why they don't just be lazy and take the lovely farey~~])
That's awesome. What Canadian city/cities are you near border-wise? My hometown is somewhat close to the border, and while I'm in Ottawa right now (which is only right on the Quebec border, which as yet isn't a different country *shifty eyes*), so yeah. I tried looking up Harsens Island to see if I could find a map or reference to where it was in terms of Canadian geography (ie: what places on this side of the border it's next to), but no dice. Or Google Maps. Sad, sad, sad. :P

Anyway, I will totally wave to you as I head to school this afternoon for class. Not that I know what direction Michigan is in from here, nor exactly where you are within said state, or really what cardinal direction I'll be headed in at any given point during my trip to campus, so even if you happened to have superpowers that involve telescopic vision so you could see me all the way from where you are, odds are I'll probably be waving towards Greenland, so....le sigh. :P

Also, ferries are awesome. Probably. ...now I want to ride a ferry. Which is ironic, since I generally hate deep water, bridges, non-teleportation-related transportation, et cetera, so...huh.

And now, to finish doing some crap online, and/or possibly write up some of those ideas I had yesterday whilst in class that I didn't bother to record due to exhaustion yesterday afternoon, or something. Have three hours to kill, anyway, before have to start leaving for class, so we'll see. Here's to, uh, productivity and junk :P Stay awesome, people. :D

*waves to Raine and anyone else reading this whilst sitting on his bed. Strongly hopes no one can actually see him. Becomes paranoid and attempts to maneuver self under desk to hide. Is bored and stops writing and posts this finally before others die of boredom also. The end.*
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XD I'll wave at you from across the water when you're on your way to school~ (Yes, I can see Canada from my house LOL... It's actually so close that I can see Canadian flags and school buses/other cars drive by. We have had a few people get arrested for illegally swimming over the border from Harson's Island to here [I don't see why they don't just be lazy and take the lovely farey~~])
That's awesome. What Canadian city/cities are you near border-wise? My hometown is somewhat close to the border, and while I'm in Ottawa right now (which is only right on the Quebec border, which as yet isn't a different country *shifty eyes*), so yeah. I tried looking up Harsens Island to see if I could find a map or reference to where it was in terms of Canadian geography (ie: what places on this side of the border it's next to), but no dice. Or Google Maps. Sad, sad, sad. :P

Anyway, I will totally wave to you as I head to school this afternoon for class. Not that I know what direction Michigan is in from here, nor exactly where you are within said state, or really what cardinal direction I'll be headed in at any given point during my trip to campus, so even if you happened to have superpowers that involve telescopic vision so you could see me all the way from where you are, odds are I'll probably be waving towards Greenland, so....le sigh. :P

Also, ferries are awesome. Probably. ...now I want to ride a ferry. Which is ironic, since I generally hate deep water, bridges, non-teleportation-related transportation, et cetera, so...huh.

And now, to finish doing some crap online, and/or possibly write up some of those ideas I had yesterday whilst in class that I didn't bother to record due to exhaustion yesterday afternoon, or something. Have three hours to kill, anyway, before have to start leaving for class, so we'll see. Here's to, uh, productivity and junk :P Stay awesome, people. :D

*waves to Raine and anyone else reading this whilst sitting on his bed. Strongly hopes no one can actually see him. Becomes paranoid and attempts to maneuver self under desk to hide. Is bored and stops writing and posts this finally before others die of boredom also. The end.*
Oops, sorry lmao. XD Apparently Harsens Island IS part of the us :hangman: (we have several several ferries here -- just in my city alone, all of which either go to islands or Canada). The Canada I see across the water is actually Walpole Island which is in Ontario, Canada (thank you, google maps)


:hyper: You need to let me know where the casinos are there, Frosty, I'm not 21 yet, but I'm 19 so in Canada I'm all good.
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XD I'll wave at you from across the water when you're on your way to school~ (Yes, I can see Canada from my house LOL... It's actually so close that I can see Canadian flags and school buses/other cars drive by. We have had a few people get arrested for illegally swimming over the border from Harson's Island to here [I don't see why they don't just be lazy and take the lovely farey~~])
That's awesome. What Canadian city/cities are you near border-wise? My hometown is somewhat close to the border, and while I'm in Ottawa right now (which is only right on the Quebec border, which as yet isn't a different country *shifty eyes*), so yeah. I tried looking up Harsens Island to see if I could find a map or reference to where it was in terms of Canadian geography (ie: what places on this side of the border it's next to), but no dice. Or Google Maps. Sad, sad, sad. :P

Anyway, I will totally wave to you as I head to school this afternoon for class. Not that I know what direction Michigan is in from here, nor exactly where you are within said state, or really what cardinal direction I'll be headed in at any given point during my trip to campus, so even if you happened to have superpowers that involve telescopic vision so you could see me all the way from where you are, odds are I'll probably be waving towards Greenland, so....le sigh. :P

Also, ferries are awesome. Probably. ...now I want to ride a ferry. Which is ironic, since I generally hate deep water, bridges, non-teleportation-related transportation, et cetera, so...huh.

And now, to finish doing some crap online, and/or possibly write up some of those ideas I had yesterday whilst in class that I didn't bother to record due to exhaustion yesterday afternoon, or something. Have three hours to kill, anyway, before have to start leaving for class, so we'll see. Here's to, uh, productivity and junk :P Stay awesome, people. :D

*waves to Raine and anyone else reading this whilst sitting on his bed. Strongly hopes no one can actually see him. Becomes paranoid and attempts to maneuver self under desk to hide. Is bored and stops writing and posts this finally before others die of boredom also. The end.*
Oops, sorry lmao. XD Apparently Harsens Island IS part of the us :hangman: (we have several several ferries here -- just in my city alone, all of which either go to islands or Canada). The Canada I see across the water is actually Walpole Island which is in Ontario, Canada (thank you, google maps)


:hyper: You need to let me know where the casinos are there, Frosty, I'm not 21 yet, but I'm 19 so in Canada I'm all good.
My use of Google has informed me that Walpole island is actually at the tip of Ontario's little...peninsula-y thing, and is supposedly close to Chatham, ON (which I know little about, besides the fact that my closest friend in first year res at university was from Chatham, so yeah).

Thanks to this lovely wikipedia entry here, based on the map there, you can see the red dot is pretty much at the southern-most tip of Ontario. If you follow the mini-map there east along the southern border until you hit pretty much the edge of the map (where Ontario, that huge province that dominates that map, meets with Quebec to the east, outlined from Ontario with that slightly darker black line), anyway, if you get to the point where the southern boundary between the US and Canada happens AND where Ontario and Quebec are, you're pretty much in the area where I am now. The hospital I was born in, which is in Cornwall, Ontario, is right at the border to the US, (across from Messena in New York maybe?) and has a bridge there---there's also a Mohawk Casino I think right across the border, which wouldn't be helpful for you, since it's probably on the US side, but yeah.

Aside from that, the only casinos I really know of would be the ones in Ottawa, which would involve something like a 8-12 hour drive along the highway to get here. Which unless you're coming to visit me cuz I'm suddenly the most awesome person in the universe and you can't exist without having met me once, uh, I don't really recommend driving all that way just for a casino. Since I'm sure if Chatham doesn't have one, at the very least somewhere closer, like Toronto or Niagara Falls will. So yes. *nod*

So yes. Despite you being able to see Ontario from your house, we are, alas, quite far away, still. As in, it takes at least 8 hrs on the highway to get from where I am to Toronto, which is still a bit of a drive to where you are. So yeah, I'd say around a 12 hour drive, maybe more, maybe less. Probably only a 5-8 hour train ride, but again, why you'd wanna travel that far, I dunno.

But at least, out of all this, I've managed to piece together a better understanding of where you are in proximity to me, so all is well in the world. Sort of. If you ignore the fact I couldn't find you a nearby casino. Or that hunger, war, reality TV, celebutarts, dictators, crazy douchebag-y discriminatory biatches, and similar evil things exist also. ...ok, so the world mostly sucks, but whatever. At least we're alive, and that's, you know, something. Go us! *shifty eyes, runs off after waving to everyone*
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only if you read the terms of use that frosty posts!!!!
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I have to write up a terms of use, now? Do I have to actually write it? Those are boring, and even /I/ don't read them. Obviously if I wrote up a terms of use, it would be innately more awesome thanks to the handy subliminal messaging, but still. Sucky.



Well, here goes nothing....


Terms of Use For the Physical Contact with and Manipulation of the Divine Chest of Our Lady of the Curse-ed-ness


1) You must sign a waiver, that follows, taking full responsibility for whatever consequences arise from the touching of, or manipulating of, the chest of Lady Curse. You, the undersigned, will be fully responsible for any physical, mental, emotional, psychological, sociological, personal, social, paranormal, magickal, or global damage caused to either yourself, Lady Curse, Lady Curse's bosom, or the world in general.

a) Any psychological counselling necessary for you, Lady Curse, Lady Curse's bosom, or others will be the sole responsibility of you, the undersigned, to pay.

b) Any physical damage that comes to you, Lady Curse, Lady Curse's bosom, or others will likewise be solely on you, the undersigned, responsibility to pay.

c) Any damage to property, whether the personal property of those involved in said transaction, or that of the greater world, will be the sole responsibility of you, the undersigned, to pay.

d) Any other potential issues arising from the touching and/or manipulation of Lady Curse's Chest which include, but are not limited to: war, famine, drought, mental trauma, reality television, psychological scarring, unicorn holocausts, discriminatory slurs and/or the douchebags that utter them, the return of Hyne, natural disasters, and/or the junctioning of oneself or others to the "ample bosom" of Adel and/or one of her clones are the sole blame of the undersigned, and as such, any responsibility for such events are to be dealt with through the undersigned only, and in no way reflect any relationship to Our Lady Curse, her chest, or the previously defined contact with and/or manipulation thereof.

2) The undersigned will take full responsibility for any events which may take place as a result of, or for no other apparent reason besides, contact with or manipulation of Lady Curse's bosom. In case this wasn't obvious from the lengthy outlining of your legal responsibility in the first place.

3) It is the responsibility of the undersigned to research the legal ramifications of the proposed contact with or manipulation of Lady Curse's chest. If local laws prohibit you from such acts, Lady Curse is in no way legally culpable to such actions, and this document will not excuse any illegal actions from you, the undersigned.

a) If it is illegal to touch and/or manipulate the chest or body in general of another person in your area, it is your responsibility to discover this ahead of time, as Lady Curse can take no blame for these actions

b) If it is illegal to touch and/or manipulate the chest or body of another not native to your country or area, we strongly suggest allowing for the transaction being discussed herein to take place somewhere outside your area, at a location of your choosing.

c) If, as a citizen of a specific country that forbids such actions, or a member of a religious body that likewise forbids such acts, it is highly suggested you do not take the actions discussed herein, despite where you are, especially if such actions, if discovered, lead to death or imprisonment to one or both parties involved. As discussed prior, it is the undersigned's full responsibility to keep Lady Curse and her bosom as safe as possible during and after all transactions, and strictly speaking, if she is stoned to death for her involvement, you, the undersigned, have failed to keep to this totally legally binding document, which is against the law. *nod*

4) Whilst in contact with, or manipulating, the chest of Our Lady Curse, you, the undersigned, will treat Lady Curse with utmost respect, and do no harm or injury, unless instructed by Lady Curse, to either her chest or self as a whole. Failure to comply to Lady Curse's wishes will automatically forfeit your existence, and allow Lady Curse to do with you as she pleases, up to, and including, but not limited to: riding you like a unicorn, turning your spleen into her afternoon Jell-O snack, devouring your soul, blasting you into random ash and hotdogs, forcing you to watch non-stop reality TV until your brain melts, turning you into her personal love slave, and/or killing you outright.

a) If Lady Curse allows you to manipulate her chest and then, whilst in the middle of doing so, informs you, the undersigned, to stop on pains of death, and you refuse to comply immediately, it is understood that you have done irreparable harm to Lady Curse, and as such, your life and free will are forfeit to her.

b) If Lady Curse finds you unattractive at any time, including before initial contact, all money and/or property and/or internal organs and/or first borns and/or souls used to pay Lady Curse for actions dealt with herein are still forfeit to her, regardless of whether or not any such actions took place or not. It is not the fault of Lady Curse if you are hideous and/or do not meet her strict standards. As a woman, it is entirely within her right to decide who is allowed contact with her or not. Failure to respect these wishes and attempt contact anyway will result in forfeiture of one's life and free will, and eternal punishment for all those within a seven-degree relationship to the undersigned.

5) Payment for any actions taken herein are required upfront, and no actions will take place until Lady Curse is satisfied with payment. While those deemed attractive enough may even forfeit the necessary payment for such actions, those deemed less attractive may be required to enhance the payment necessary for contact with and/or manipulation of the chest of Lady Curse.

a) Lady Curse takes all forms of payment, including, but not limited to: cash (all except American), credit cards (all major brands), debit cards, jewelry, precious stones, souls, internal organs, firstborns, video games and/or systems, various forms of entertainment (subject to the whim of Lady Curse), and/or the destruction of her enemies. Other forms of payment can be permitted, so long as Lady Curse authorizes them herself.

b) Lady Curse, as previously mentioned, can decline any actions described herein upon meeting the undersigned, and maintain all forms of payment, should the mental trauma of looking upon you be too much for her. As described previously, any attempt to recover ones wealth and/or manipulate or touch Lady Curse and/or her chest will result in automatic forfeiture of one's life and free will. And probably the creation of another celebutart to populate reality television---do you really want to be responsible for that? Didn't think so. :P

6) Lady Curse reserves the right to replace herself with a clone and/or other person of her choosing (regardless of their desire or interest to be involved) to serve in her place for the herein described actions of contact with and/or manipulation of the chest.

a) Lady Curse can choose at any time to no longer be involved, including should she have prior, better plans at the time indicated when the undersigned is given the opportunity to partake in, or should Lady Curse find herself no longer enjoying the experience at any time during the events listed herein.

b) Lady Curse's replacement may be an exact simulacra (further referred to as "clone") of Lady Curse herself, but Lady Curse reserved the right to replace herself in this legally binding contract with anyone, friend or enemy, male or female, should she so desire. As this is a legally binding document, should either the undersigned or whomever Lady Curse chooses as a suitable replacement refuse to honour their end of the deal, either from disgust, shock, or general avoid-y-ness, their lives become forfeit, and belong to Lady Curse to do with as she pleases.

7) This contract is good only for the exactly mentioned time, date, and location listed for said contact and/or manipulation to take place. Failure to comply with such strict guidelines is of no fault of Lady Curse, even should she fail to show up at the pre-determined site at the time and day indicated, and as such, regardless of blame, Lady Curse will maintain all payment for such transactions, regardless of whether they took place.

a) If Lady Curse does meet with you and decide you are worthy of her touch, you may be given an alternative date and time to meet; payment of this future meeting is at the whim of Lady Curse herself. If you are incredibly attractive, she may forfeit your need to pay again, while if you are only moderately attractive, you will likely find it necessary to pay in full once again, plus a substantial interest fee for making Lady Curse reschedule with you.

b) If, for whatever reason, you, the undersigned, are not available to meet with Lady Curse at the agreed upon time/date/location, she may deem your life forfeit to her, since really, what better things could you have to do then enter into your previously-arranged actions described herein?

c) As mentioned earlier, if Lady Curse is unavailable at the specified time, date, and location to transact the pre-determined actions, it is in no way her fault. While she may choose to replace herself with someone else (typically an enemy) for the transaction, if she fails to remember and/or be compelled enough to bother to hold up her end of the deal, it is still you, the undersigned, who is to blame, probably because you're ugly. As such, all payments made to Lady Curse will still be legally binding, regardless of actual contact with her, and furthermore, an additional fee may be necessary for inconveniencing her.

d) It is impossible to reschedule, or make further meetings with Lady Curse, without her express decision, which is only given should you be one of the top five most attractive people on the planet. Failure to meet those standards will result in no future meetings, regardless of whether your herein described actions took place or not, and any attempt to complain and/or do something about it, even just internally, will lead to your immediate forfeiture of life to Lady Curse, and/or The Law(TM)



I, the undersigned, do solemnly pledge to uphold all sides of this legally binding document, upon pain of death. Should I fail to do so, I realize my life is forfeit and I will probably end my existence watching reality television until my brain leaks out my ears whilst playing unicorn to a my-spleen-eating Lady Curse.

As a result of my pledge of allegiance to Lady Curse, as well as a substantial payment with many easily manipulate-able clauses to allow her to shirk her end of the deal, I hereby am gifted ONE (1) opportunity to touch and/or manipulate the ample bosom of Lady Curse, or whomever she decrees worthy enough to take her place.

By signing this document, I hereby agree to all the rules, regulations, and insanely unfair propositions above, with no concern for my own well-being should I, for whatever reason, be horribly smited by Lady Curse and/or her legal team including The Law(TM).

Sincerely,

_______________________________________ (sign your name here)



















....good enough, Cursey?
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I'm going to print that and carry around with me at all times XDDDD
I love you!!!!! XD
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