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Forum Wars Officers Club; Christmas 2010 Edition
Topic Started: Dec 25 2010, 05:25 PM (870 Views)
Lelouch vi Britannia
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On the neutral galactic capital of Coruscant, the Forum Wars Officers Club reopens for the first time in real-life months, after moving just a few blocks down from the old Imperial Palace.

The old staff still worked there, strangely having never aged a day. Thus, they wait for the first few customers of the day....
Leader of the Order of the Black Knights.

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Roach
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Roach enters the Club in his usual fashion. He hangs his coat on the hanger he grabs a news paper and walks over to a booth facing the door he sits down putting his legs up on the table. He withdraws a cigar from his pocket and lights it he orders vodka and begins reading.



(can't believe you guys didn't have one of these up.)
Q: Rain this is the Internet get used to it.

Flemeth: there are men who struggle against destiny and yet achieve only an early grave. There are men who flee destiny only to have it swallow them whole. And there are men who embrace destiny and do not show their fear these are the ones who change the world forever.
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Suddenly, a madman (probably Luigi) enters the bar riding a raptor, sword drawn and calling for blood. A rather wimpy looking man turns, apparently hearing his name mixed in with Luigi's screams of rage. The man starts running as Luigi hunts him down.
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"In the beginning was the Word. Then came the fucking word processor. Then came the thought processor. Then came the death of literature. And so it goes."
— Martin Silenus

"When you decide to die, remember to give your enemy the same honour."
— Commissar Grenville

"Your foe is well equipped, well-trained, battle-hardened. He believes his gods are on his side. Let him believe what he will. We have the tanks on ours."
— Colonel Joachim Pfeiff, Krieg 14th Armoured Regiment

"Wait... This has to do with Kathol doesn't it? Everything you do has to do with Kathol."
— Q
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Lelouch vi Britannia
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(I own it now.... it's like a copyright. Sue me if I felt like saving it for a holiday treat. <_<)
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Roach
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(files for lawsuit :P )
Q: Rain this is the Internet get used to it.

Flemeth: there are men who struggle against destiny and yet achieve only an early grave. There are men who flee destiny only to have it swallow them whole. And there are men who embrace destiny and do not show their fear these are the ones who change the world forever.
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Lelouch vi Britannia
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Strangely, no drink ever shows up at Roach's table. The barkeeper points to a sign saying "No Filing Lawsuits Allowed", then shrugs.

She then heads upstairs for a few minutes, before coming back down with a posting for the bulletin board.

Wanted: Employees

  • House Band
  • Chef
  • Assistant Barkeeper
  • Stock Keeper
  • Assistant Manager
  • Bouncer
  • Creep Who Lives in the Cellar (Volunteer basis only)

All who apply must pass thorough background checks and a scrutinizing interview!
Starting salary: 30 credits/hour!
To apply, speak to the Manager.
Edited by Lelouch vi Britannia, Dec 26 2010, 08:37 PM.
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Head of State of the Imperial Federation of the Danube

The local People's Consul, Maximilian Konig, walks into Officer's Club, he pulls a book out of no where and starts reading.
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In Austria, Santa is escorted by demons, and that's why I'm better then you.

Rain, because sometimes 1.5 equals 2.

Greiv says (8:04 PM):
*^ Who-what-when-where-why-howthefrak?
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*A nomad with no particular name just a tattoo that translates into Bones, takes dwelling in the cellar, and begins throwing up blue goo on the walls*

*Tracer walks into the bar takes a seat and orders a mocha*
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I R TEH MSNGR! YEA!
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V arrives, along with a robot/ninja/pirate/zombie/dinosaur band of at least 20 of every instrument ever created.


"And where might the manager be? I have a proposition for him..."
Look at him, he blinds you.
Look away, he spites you.
Close your eyes and your a coward.
Open them, and your a pawn.

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(Roach drops the law suit.)

"Don't suppose you happen to have any cigars? I'm talking good one fit for Castro himself."
Q: Rain this is the Internet get used to it.

Flemeth: there are men who struggle against destiny and yet achieve only an early grave. There are men who flee destiny only to have it swallow them whole. And there are men who embrace destiny and do not show their fear these are the ones who change the world forever.
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Cut Copy walks in and volunteers to be the house band. (synthpop baby!) William walks in dressed in an unzipped Flight Jacket and flight pants. His overpowered Aurora is outside on the hoverpad.
The SRI is cool. :D

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The Empire condemns this establishment. We shall send the Inquisitor to purge it in T-MINUS 5 Hours.
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"In the beginning was the Word. Then came the fucking word processor. Then came the thought processor. Then came the death of literature. And so it goes."
— Martin Silenus

"When you decide to die, remember to give your enemy the same honour."
— Commissar Grenville

"Your foe is well equipped, well-trained, battle-hardened. He believes his gods are on his side. Let him believe what he will. We have the tanks on ours."
— Colonel Joachim Pfeiff, Krieg 14th Armoured Regiment

"Wait... This has to do with Kathol doesn't it? Everything you do has to do with Kathol."
— Q
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THe N-SRI calls in its highest Jedi.
The SRI is cool. :D

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Lelouch vi Britannia
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The Jedi is cut in two by a knight riding a horse.

"No Jedi allowed." The knight says, sheathing his scimitar.

A large generator rises out of a bunker behind the club, and projects a mile-wide shield above the Officer's Club.
Edited by Lelouch vi Britannia, Feb 17 2011, 06:15 PM.
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A Sith walks in, tempting fate
The SRI is cool. :D

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