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Topic Started: May 20 2008, 04:27 PM (1,586 Views)
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Turn on the PMs, you fat shit!
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What game are those from?
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It's a little series that Avant Tai runs in the TAR forum on Sucks. :wub:
ALL THAT MATTERS:

Pokemon Survivor
Hosted by Kitty Pryde1
Played: Beatrix
Placing: 1st out of 18

<3 <3 <3 <3

Click here for my...lesser games.

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NickF227
May 22 2008, 12:36 AM
The goddess that was nessa in ATTAR2.

Jena: one upon the time thier was a woman who was rape:) and it was her dad who was the rapis: so tha dad was mean and said daught i am goig to rape you do you want a condom:_ and she say no so the dad rape her without a condmo and it hurt the chooch and she cry"_ and thien becuase she wasnt condom she got a baby and it had down syndme because it was her brother and son too do you think it it fair to the baby"_ no so wear a condom and your son wont be retard:)

Vanessa ok hello everone"_ it it bad to get preangnt because you will get stretch mark:) and thien it will take a long moneys to buy cocoa butter because it it not attraction to men if you have stretch mark it look like varicose vein:) also if you have a sexual transmission diseased it will transmission to the baby and it will die:) do you want to be a baby killer no so you should wear the condom"_ also if thier is a birthdy part and if you dont have a balooon you can blow the codomn and it will be a fun baloon for your child:) but dont have a child with condom so then thier:

Jena: you have to wear condoms becuase if you are rape you dont want to be a baby mama"_ also you can get some slut diseased like gonroeha and sylphis and it can make you itch and uncomfort") also if you are young you shouldnt have a baby it it not nice to the infant so wear the condom to protect you:) also it feel good to your choochy if you dont have baby becuase if you get prenangt the baby can crawl in the cooch and it will stretch it and hurt a bitch:) and also it prevent many slut disease like aids and hermes:) that is that seven:)

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I have not gotten a single reference in this thread, but this is hilarious regardless. <3 nessa
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You didn't even ask how my day went!
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Reading Mario Party, and this one was totally hilarious in context:

Congratulations Toadette! You win a Miracle Capsule!

This Miracle Capsule makes you IMMUNE at TC tonight! Good job!

Boo: alol
ALL THAT MATTERS:

Pokemon Survivor
Hosted by Kitty Pryde1
Played: Beatrix
Placing: 1st out of 18

<3 <3 <3 <3

Click here for my...lesser games.

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I don't wanna get hermes!


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TAR had so many great lines, but I've forgtten them all and the board is gone. :(
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So Sooz, what's for dinner?

^^ I had lost PM's in BBUK and this was how I let Suzie know that I was with her and Aisleyne.
BB: British Invasion - Richard, 6/18
Colo3 - Stephen Colbert, 12/16
BB: Pentagon - Jamie, 19/25
Colo4 - Angelica, 12/15
Mole 3 - Jane Smith, 10/14
ANTM - Kelly, 5/11
Reality|Remix - Raj, 7/20
S: Solo - J.P., 7/10
Str: Bolivia - Amber, 10/16 (jury)
JH4 - Romance, 13/16
DT1 - Ugly Betty, 8/14 (jury)
S: Rio Novo - Coby, 18/20
V6 - Sonic, 7/14
BB: Ad Oculus - Enza, 7/16
NC3 - BamBoo, I forget
S: Madagascar - bassoon291, DOR'ed
BB: Circus - Will, 3/13
S: Bahamas - Kieth, 13/16
Disney - Beast, 21/32
Nintendo Wars - YoshiKid, 11/40
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I'll contribute something here when I am off the rag.



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May 23 2008, 03:41 AM
Reading Mario Party, and this one was totally hilarious in context:

Congratulations Toadette! You win a Miracle Capsule!

This Miracle Capsule makes you IMMUNE at TC tonight! Good job!

Boo: alol

The other hot pocket moment involving Boo that I remember [that was really good though, at the time I thought Toadette winning immunity was a good thing]

Funky: You are all locked in cages, and the only way to get out is to correctly post a series of emoticons. The first person to correctly post what I will ask you to post will win this mini-game!

toilet banana, kissing banana, kissing banana, sombrero banana, sunglasses banana, toilet banana, shark banana, regular dancing banana, whip banana, cow banana, kissing banana.

[Peach, Mario, Birdo, Daisy, Luigi, and Toadette all proceed to post the correct combination]


















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Playing Boo was my favorite so far even if I only lasted 2 rounds of the hilarity.
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NickF227
May 23 2008, 03:41 AM
Reading Mario Party, and this one was totally hilarious in context:

Congratulations Toadette! You win a Miracle Capsule!

This Miracle Capsule makes you IMMUNE at TC tonight! Good job!

Boo: alol

You should add to this

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Luigi: Guess Ill have to vote for Boo her henchman ) :
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Colleen...I hope your legs grow together, bitch. I won't be voting for you no matter what. If the others are smart they'll vote your ass into the jury soon, too. Of course, if they were smart they would have known I'm not a 'challenge threat' against the people in this game.




Ahhh....memories....
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Because I personally loved this call out by the fabulous Jenna (ChaperRocks):



Alex and Colleen are the masterminds of the game. Moreso Alex.

Last night I pitched something to Alex to see if he'd turn on you. Of course he had to think about it, and even said at one point that he thinks we should do it, to later decide that it wasn't the "right time".

Alex I love the guy; nice, fun, sweet. but also the biggest manipulator, backstabber and all around player you'll EVER see.

Hell, he's backstabbed me 3 times in the last 3 games, and I'm his supposed friend.

He'll do it to you guys to, and I'm just warning you. I'm probably on my way out tonight, but seriously, TAKE THE BLINDFOLDS OFF. Make a move, don't be afraid.

Ask anyone who's played with him and you'll see he's countlessly backstabbed many.

I've even heard someone very reliable that he's planning to flip the script on some people (I'm assuming it's Sarah/Tom/Mitchell) once I'm voted out.

He does what's best for him, and for his partner in crime, being Colleen. He knows that Mitchell doesn't trust Colleen... so Mitchell, don't be surprised to find yourself on the end of a backstab because you went after his queen. Is it in his best interest to go to the final 6 with Chapera where he's unsure of how he'll place? Nope. Which is why he WON'T.

Mitchell - I really don't kinow what you're thinking. Alex has fucking talked shit about your trust the whole fucking game. You of all people should know better.

Sorry to call all this out in the open, but you are all snowed by the guy. Open your eyes.

He didn't get 3rd, 1st and now well on his way to his second win by being honest and open.

I realize this post won't change anything. So what? I'm probably out tonight. But it's a fair warning to all of you.




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Words are words, Mitch.

I love you as a person.

But let's not hide the facts. Believe it or not I'm trying to HELP you.

You may say you trust Colleen, but there's no denying what you said.

And Alex knows about that... he's not going to let you screw over his Queen, so he'll strike at you first. FACT.

I figured I have to open this up in public so you'll actually believe me and not think it's BS.

Am I causing stress? Maybe. But it shouldn't stress you out. it's fact. I'm warning all of you.

I "trusted" Alex to. I trusted him in a big brother game when he claimed to be my #1 ally, then used the coup d'etat on me,.

I "trusted" Alex in Amazon when he promised me all game long to go to the final 2, and then he tried to vote me out at final 5, 4 and 3.

I "trusted" Alex this game, and he stabbed me in the back and has been playing against YOU since day freaking 5.

You need to open.your.eyes.
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<3 everyone thinking that Alex/Colleen were the pair when it was really Alex/Debb.
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:rofl

*Feels Stupid*
Kim P. - 5/18
Darrah - 2/25
Kim P. - 4/20
Manjula - 1/20
Janelle - 13/23
Ferris Bueller - 1/14
Melissa - 7/25
Sally - 7/10
Margaret - 6/10
Mariah - 4/9
Stephenie - 9/14
Amy - 9/14
Jenna - 3/16
Jenna - 9/18
Stephenie - 1/20
Yul - 10/20
Stephenie - 7/18
Manjula - 9/20
Dory - 2/?
Robotnik - 2/14
Monica - 1/14
Borat - 8/18
Monica - 3/16
Robotnik - 7/20
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I just wanted to faux rant at someone and Colleen was an easy target. The legs growing together thing is something my hub said about a former boss and I'd been waiting to use it somewhere. :lol:
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When you have someone writing you poetry as beautiful as the poetry Debb wrote Alex (as witnessed in this thread) what's not to love :wub:


That was a great call-out, though, CR.
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Thanks! That was a stressful two days for me. :/
Kim P. - 5/18
Darrah - 2/25
Kim P. - 4/20
Manjula - 1/20
Janelle - 13/23
Ferris Bueller - 1/14
Melissa - 7/25
Sally - 7/10
Margaret - 6/10
Mariah - 4/9
Stephenie - 9/14
Amy - 9/14
Jenna - 3/16
Jenna - 9/18
Stephenie - 1/20
Yul - 10/20
Stephenie - 7/18
Manjula - 9/20
Dory - 2/?
Robotnik - 2/14
Monica - 1/14
Borat - 8/18
Monica - 3/16
Robotnik - 7/20
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BBCupid: Will versus Luce

Is it possible for you to keep your goddamn mouth shut for once in this game? Its like you can't be told a single thing in this game without you going out of control, twisting around what was said, and as a result completely screwing people over. I now feel like I'm in the position where I could very well be packing my bags and going home in this game just for a PM I sent you trying to get you a little nervous before tomorrow's big HOH competition.

I'm sorry, Garcia! There, I said it! You were right about Luce!

If I go home in the next couple of days due to this situation you've gotten me into, I 100% guarantee you will have no chance at getting my jury vote. Hah! Not like you're gonna get anywhere close to F2 anyway.

I've been a nice guy throughout this game and its pretty much all gone to hell thanks to you. Even if I don't go in the next couple of rounds, your behavior probably has damaged relationships I've had in this game for good.

Hey, everybody, look at me! I'm Luce! WWWWWAAAAHHHHH!!!!! I'm shaking! I'm crying! For someone who just said its just a game, you sure as well can't control yourself at pretty much every vote, even when you're in no danger whatsoever. How many of those 5000+ posts have been about you being nervous, shaking, or whatever? 2000? 3000?

What in the world do you have to cry about? I went from feeling fairly secure in this game to now being scared to death that I'm gonna be evicted within the next couple of rounds. And it's all because of you. Here's something I've got to say that people in this game should have said to you a long time ago. SHUT UP.

Alas, all fake, but it twas fun.
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