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Peach's rant :shifty

NI HAO, BITCHES.

I'd say congratulations to you both, but quite frankly, neither of you deserve a 'congratulations'. Matter of fact, you don't even deserve to be pissed on by all four jurors (hawt?). You both fucking SUCK. Luigi should've won and no matter what the outcome is, we'll be getting a craptacular "winner", if you even want to call it that, as a result. You both have A LOT of ground to make up, and I can't wait to see your asses SQUIRM. Mm-hm, Peach aint just a bitch, i'm the HBIC, BITCHES.

I'm going to give you both the chance to rid something in the air: Funky messaged me on AIM saying someone in the game had accused me of cheating and talking outside of the game with them. Point blank, it was one of you two. All three are genuinely honest and CLAZZY people. You two are bottom of the barrel gutter-trash, and hopefully one of you fesses up! 'Cuz it'll help factor into my vote. And explain WHY you did it. Because I did nothing of the sort. I'm not as low and skanky as you two to disrespect a host and pull shit like that.


Wario -- You probably have this bagged, but you aren't getting off easy. You made a final 2 deal with me and turned on that, for one. Wario, are you too fucking stupid to make deals with everyone and expect to get away with it? I wouldn't be surprised, because you've proven to be a token DUMBASS PIECE OF SHIT in this game. For one, the way you went about going off at Luigi and others was DISGUSTING. Eel porn, for one. Shut up, bitch. You probably take Yoshi's "eel" up the ass over PMs, you nasty-ass whore. And don't even get me started on your obvious throwing of challenges. ASSHAT, IF YOU'RE GOING TO THROW CHALLENGES, DON'T BE SO FUCKING OBVIOUS ABOUT IT. SHIT, ARE YOU JUST THAT STUPID? Probably.

Not to mention you benefited from Yoshi lucking out and winning the Bowser Capsule, otherwise your ass would've gone out 5th instead of Birdo. Her, Toad and Luigi would've voted your ass out. Tell me, Wario, what deals did you have with everyone? You have my vote as of right now, but don't think i'm going to vote for you if you bomb your reply to my statements and to my question. And please, fucking respond like you have a decent articulate bone in your body. kthnx.


Yoshi -- alol. Hi dickwad. Don't even get me started on you. Most of the jurors see you as completely FAKE, half-assed, a coward, and that you didn't deseve your position. And you don't. You would've gone out fourth had you not gotten lucky with the Birdo-swap challenge. It's a shame you won it, as we would've gotten a much better winner in Luigi or Birdo. Instead, we have to settle for your lame asses. "lol I trust you so much Peachy <3" cut the bullshit, asshat. If you want any chance of winning (which is looking quite unlikely), address us and get rid of that fake-ass "i'z so sweet *gigglesnort" act. 'Cause we see right through it.

You make me want to rip my eyes out with a spork. I can't believe anyone can be so fucking stupid. YOU DON'T PLAY NICEY-NICE AND BLOW SMOKE UP PEOPLE'S ASSES SAYING HOW MUCH YOU TRUST THEM WHEN YOU TURN AROUND AND BOOT THEM (DAISY, ME, LUIGI) AND EXPECT THEIR VOTES, DUMBASS. Don't think we didn't see Daisy's letter. "Bitter Betty Peachole", eh? Fuck you. You stupidly burned the bridges of the people who would've voted for you otherwise. Tell me, fake-ass bitch, why I should vote for you despite your false sugar and rainbows schtick being phony as fuck and stupidly lying to someone hardcore despite saying you trusted them. Oh, and I was bullshitting when I said i'd never vote you out. I was planning on stringing Toad and Wario along, so kudos for making a small decent move in a field of shitty ones. But you tarnished that move by lying through your teeth instead of being straight up, which would've gotten you my vote. Too late.

You two in general didn't do shit. Daisy, Luigi and I made the power plays, while you two were used as votes to make them happen. Lame.

BITTER BETTY PEACHOLE OUT, SKANKS. Time to start sucking some dick and licking some clit, which shouldn't be too hard, considering that's all you two did.

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Side note -- WARIO YOU'RE SO FUCKING STUPID. YOU CAN'T EVEN GET THE NAMES OF THE PEOPLE WE PULLED INTO THE ALLIANCE RIGHT. IT WAS TOAD AND YOSHI, NOT BIRDO AND YOSHI. FREAKIN' CRAP YOU DUMBASS.

Oh, and *I* pulled Yoshi in, not you. Dumbass.

Yoshi your "forever yours to ride" was kinda hawt.
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Time to start sucking some dick and licking some clit, which shouldn't be too hard, considering that's all you two did.


It fits in better with JH4 theme than this one... <_<
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:rofl I knew you'd catch that part. Pumkin's rant was too amazing to not include a quote :lawl
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That is the greatest rant ever.

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OMG, nobody rants like you do SFGP. Hysterical.
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May 25 2008, 10:06 PM
BBCupid: Will versus Luce

Is it possible for you to keep your goddamn mouth shut for once in this game? Its like you can't be told a single thing in this game without you going out of control, twisting around what was said, and as a result completely screwing people over. I now feel like I'm in the position where I could very well be packing my bags and going home in this game just for a PM I sent you trying to get you a little nervous before tomorrow's big HOH competition.

I'm sorry, Garcia! There, I said it! You were right about Luce! 

If I go home in the next couple of days due to this situation you've gotten me into, I 100% guarantee you will have no chance at getting my jury vote. Hah! Not like you're gonna get anywhere close to F2 anyway.

I've been a nice guy throughout this game and its pretty much all gone to hell thanks to you. Even if I don't go in the next couple of rounds, your behavior probably has damaged relationships I've had in this game for good.

Hey, everybody, look at me! I'm Luce! WWWWWAAAAHHHHH!!!!! I'm shaking! I'm crying!      For someone who just said its just a game, you sure as well can't control yourself at pretty much every vote, even when you're in no danger whatsoever. How many of those 5000+ posts have been about you being nervous, shaking, or whatever? 2000? 3000? 

What in the world do you have to cry about? I went from feeling fairly secure in this game to now being scared to death that I'm gonna be evicted within the next couple of rounds. And it's all because of you. Here's something I've got to say that people in this game should have said to you a long time ago. SHUT UP.

Alas, all fake, but it twas fun.

I almost want to delete this piece of trash. Puhleaze, a fake call out is not classic by any stretch of the imagination. Especially when the person that created this fake rant puts it in the thread himself.
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"[moses] you told me you wanted to taste my pussy. that is just foul. you are so offensive and i felt violated. i hope none of the other women were talked to like that. you are nasty. of course i know no one would say these things to helen. no one wants to taste her pussy. it probably tastes of poison."-Lady Godiva,Col 5
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You go Cecile... Or something :D
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CUCUMBERS STUFFED WITH PEARLS?!?!??!


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:lol: You are already the funniest person in the house

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Sorry I don't understand French :(

That's obviously russian.


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Okay guys I know this is selfish but I need to be cemented in history:

Becky's Jury Rant in Vertigo 2:

Dear Final 2,

Hel-Fucking-Lo.

Okay, I just have to say. For such an awesome game up to the merge, it all comes crashing down because some people decide to bend the rules. But that isn't the low point. This Final 2 is.

As Stephanie has said, this is like a porno with no cumshot. This is like somebody captures ALL of the mediawhores in the world but they escape. This is like a game when nobody shows up.

JP. You did almost nothing in this game. You road coattails like you ride cock, honey. You attached yourself to whoever you could, I think that includes Candice, me, Steph, and probably someone else. You were nice to talk to, but that does not make up for your atrocious strategy of hiding behind bigger shields. But even that didn't work when you participated in the elimination of me and Steph. GJ!!!! You were kinda like a life jacket with weights inside it, in all honesty. Oh, don't say that eliminated me was a 'power play'. I think the F6 round was a giant brain anurism for everyone. Except Jonathan. Jonathan <3!

Flica. Wait, who? Um, like JP, you did nothing in this game. You are plain lucky you made it this far. Actually, all you did was be UTR. Which is a strategy I DESPISE. Ozzy, why the hell did you lose that Final HOH? I would've been much happier. Flica, I don't even know WHAT to say to you. You were such a non-entity I can't even make fun of you, isn't that sad?

This is not me being a cuntess. This is the cold, hard truth(Like Yul's cock, HEE!). Any combination of everyone in LL would've made a better F2. Jenny/Parvati/Adam/Rebecca F4 FTW! If I could, I would have a write in vote for Candice. Even though she threw a hissy fit over on GTS. </3

Good game bitches, not really. So, yeah I have a question bitches, what the fuck did you do in this game? Also, for some originality, make an HONEST ranking of everyone in the game, including your F2 mate, with a 1-2 sentence reason for each.

Thanks

From,
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Not really LOLZ!

From,
Becky

P.S. Daniel who? Charlotte <3

P.S.S Longer than 2 lengths of my screen which is like 21 inches and you aren't getting me vote.

P.S.S.S Jonathan voted to save me, fucktard.

P.S.S.S.S Your doe eyes are burning into my skull. Stop nao kthnxbai
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:wub: The Final 2 was so likeable in that game the jury should have spent more time basking in their awesomeness.
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your picture is giving me lesbian thoughts

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Sorry I don't understand French :(

That's obviously russian.


Best. PMS. EVER.

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:wub: The Final 2 was so likeable in that game the jury should have spent more time basking in their awesomeness.

You were the only person in that game that was happy with the final 2. :lol:
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Erm...I was happy with that final two! :wub:

And bitches please, Ozzy>>>all of you. B)
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i do not know if any of you have noticed, but i am a human being too. i have no idea what i have done to make anyone in the lion pit, aside from helen, angry with me, but i am tired of people telling me that i do not belong in this game. how can you tell me that when you do not even know me? i am a person who came into this game not knowing anything and i learned a lot about myself. no more will i sit at my desk at work and let others talk down to me. lisa is a cunt and she will find out tomorrow because i cant stand that bitch. some of you know about this woman. i hate her. i do not like that word, but i hate her. i hate helen too and i do not like that word but i am feeling this. i have learned that people are nasty in this game and i am too nice. well i will not be nice anymore. i have to stand up for myself. you think that i do not have any type of blood, and i am just wires. i am not hollow and have wires dammit. i have a pulse, and fellings. do you hear me? feelings. i have a history. maybe you lion pit people dont have the relationship that i have with others in the house. i have experienced people hurting me in ways you could never imagine. you think that just because i do now know much about these things that im less of a person than you and you can walk all over me and send your cybernetic replies and your cybernetic taunts at me. i have learned that sometimes you have to lie and you know what? thats what we all are. a bunch of liars. i will not be looked down on for playing a game. i have been here for fifteen days. fifteen days! do you know how long that is? i have endured and have had plenty of people tell me how nice i am. helen called me cannon fodder and that reminded me of a nightmare i had after seeing saving private ryan. i had horrible experiences with this term and i didnt even realize it until helen called me that. and i know she did. she did! she called me cannon fodder. i am not cannon fodder. i am in the final seven and i think that everyone here respects me and knows that im a serious player and i have proven myself. you think im just going to sit there and let you people tell me more about myself than i know? i have connections in this game. i made moves in this game and i know it. you know it too helen. i do not need anyone telling me i havent done anything in this game and i have. you will see. i do not need to defend myself. im sorry to everybody here thats still in the game for having to endure that lion pit tirade. i want to go through the questions from tonights game. i hope that no one thinks im being boring by doing this because god forbid i be boring. question four states that i am shocked that godiva is still there. who else besides helen wrote me down? who? it was probably joan. was it you joan? im serious. i want know now joan! i am here bcause i have made moves and have won things. this is someone who doesnt know how to play these games and i am excelling. so there that is why i am still here. next question 6 i think godiva is a drama queen. i made one call out thread. there we go again with helen! she is always involved!. she is always ruining everyhting. she lied and i told people what she was doing. helen you didnt get away with anything do you hear me? i got you voted out and that is what you deserved whore. next question every time i got a pm from godiva my skin would crawl. why? why would i make your skin crawl? i know for a fact that i haven't spoken to khan genghis at all! i bet that was helens doing. she is poison in that loin pit. i know for a fact that helen made others skin crawl. i have bonds with people in this house. i do not need people telling me that i make their skin crawl. if helen was still in the game she would hav ebeen the answer to all the bad questions. how dare you helen and i think joan? joan i didnt even do anything to you! how could you do this? i saw xerxes on the bar a little while ago. was he invovled too? i do not want to accuse anyone without merit, but i think that you are all being poisoned by helen. and moses how dare you put my name in your elimination thread and then a mad face? everybody knows that you were up to no good. you told me you wanted to taste my pussy. that is just foul. you are so offensive and i felt violated. i hope none of the other women were talked to like that. you are nasty. of course i know no one would say these things to helen. no one wants to taste her pussy. it probably tastes of poison. i hate the word pussy but that is what moses said to me over and over and you know what i still think that joan is behind some of those things with helen and caeser. joan you were such a threat! i heard things. you know what im talking about. i havent seen cleopatra in days so obviously she has nothing to do with this bullying! she was a good competitor. much better than helen. the lies! i cant even take it! i made a list in my confessional of all the lies that people are telling. after todays round i learned that i cant be that cutthroat but i will defend myself and thats what im doing. to my fellow players i respect your decisions and let the games begin. this is the final seven. i hope one of us wins.
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"[moses] you told me you wanted to taste my pussy. that is just foul. you are so offensive and i felt violated. i hope none of the other women were talked to like that. you are nasty. of course i know no one would say these things to helen. no one wants to taste her pussy. it probably tastes of poison."-Lady Godiva,Col 5
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this is the final seven. i hope one of us wins.


I loved this line the first time I read it. Actually, still do. Hysterical.
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four days ago i did extensive research on activities and pms that i have had. i learnt my suspiciouns of the coven were confirmed. this is a group that was an alliance that would use their lies and femininity to get what they wanted from the men of this game. many of the men succumed to their feminine wiles including moses. i need to elaborate on him. his behavior was caused by various people. let me start from the beginning. on day two i contacted joan. she told me that she was working with helen and that the three of us could be a force in the game. i thought that was ok because it would protect myself. but then i had a bad feeling about her. when moses made a joke callout thread to helen i realized that they were in bed together. their laughing ways did not trick anyone. they were working together like bonnie and clive. my thinking of joan was confirmed because i knew she was with moses and they all had a super alliance, but i did not know how far their tenctacles reached. helen was controlling ceaser and moses. cleopatra had to be involved but i do not have anything to prove this. when joan left followed by cleopatra i realized that helen had established a pecking order and was actually part of the larger process. this brings me to the coven a secret group of players controlled by a single player. this player is not helen however. while i do not like helen i must state that she is not all of the problem. i said that elizabeth was the coven in my earlier thread, but she is not the leader. i had to trick the true head of the coven who was trying to set up her final progression. the queen of the coven is pocahontas. that convenous whore has been in control of everything this whole time. she had the men lined up and had elizabeth and helen and rosa doing all of her dirty work. you can tell by their final words that this is true and that elizabeth had loyalty because she was the partner. i cannot tolerate such things. i have gathered many quotes from pocahontas and reviewd the messages from her. she tried to lure me into a new coven to use me against the men. pocahontas was actually trying to get me into the original coven but i did not want to work with anything that helen had to do with. she sent me a pm saying why i hated helen so much. i replied why do you not? she is nasty. pocahontas would always be really nice to everyone. i heard that she even talked about disney movies with some players but she probably just researched being a witch from them. at 3am when i could wake up to check on my cat, i would come on and see pocahontas here in the middle of the night. her name stared at me on the player bar. i know she was trying to put a spell on everyone. well i do not mean an actual spell because magic is not real. what i am saying is that she is manipulative and that she has tricked everyone but me. i cannot be tricked. i enjoy watching survivor and am using the skills from that show to be abel to read between the lines. i thank the final four for making it together. we are doing a great job and we managed to get rid of the virus that is the coven. the coven is officially gone now. i cant wait to see how pocahontas tries to make it look like i am lying and that this is all my fault. i have heard that many times before starting with helen who was working with pocahontas in an even more secret alliance than her alliance with rosa and joan. now they will control the votes and that is sad. i no longer care because i have my own personal problems to deal with and if they do not vote for me if i make it to the end then it is because they are simply jealous of me because i tipped their coven brew pot. alexander monty and shakespeaer good luck to us all.


I love the "did extensive research on activities and pm's" and the part about the coven using their sexuality to get their way is hysterical as well! :lbf
Why aren't you pointing your finger at grows, who I have provided sufficient evidence against? She is the starter of all things evil in games.
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moses how dare you put my name in your elimination thread and then a mad face? everybody knows that you were up to no good. you told me you wanted to taste my pussy. that is just foul. you are so offensive and i felt violated. i hope none of the other women were talked to like that. you are nasty. of course i know no one would say these things to helen. no one wants to taste her pussy. it probably tastes of poison.


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"[moses] you told me you wanted to taste my pussy. that is just foul. you are so offensive and i felt violated. i hope none of the other women were talked to like that. you are nasty. of course i know no one would say these things to helen. no one wants to taste her pussy. it probably tastes of poison."-Lady Godiva,Col 5
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