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| <span style=SurvivorFan GP | May 25 2008, 11:18 PM Post #61 |
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Not the brightest crayon in the box
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Peach's rant NI HAO, BITCHES. I'd say congratulations to you both, but quite frankly, neither of you deserve a 'congratulations'. Matter of fact, you don't even deserve to be pissed on by all four jurors (hawt?). You both fucking SUCK. Luigi should've won and no matter what the outcome is, we'll be getting a craptacular "winner", if you even want to call it that, as a result. You both have A LOT of ground to make up, and I can't wait to see your asses SQUIRM. Mm-hm, Peach aint just a bitch, i'm the HBIC, BITCHES. I'm going to give you both the chance to rid something in the air: Funky messaged me on AIM saying someone in the game had accused me of cheating and talking outside of the game with them. Point blank, it was one of you two. All three are genuinely honest and CLAZZY people. You two are bottom of the barrel gutter-trash, and hopefully one of you fesses up! 'Cuz it'll help factor into my vote. And explain WHY you did it. Because I did nothing of the sort. I'm not as low and skanky as you two to disrespect a host and pull shit like that. Wario -- You probably have this bagged, but you aren't getting off easy. You made a final 2 deal with me and turned on that, for one. Wario, are you too fucking stupid to make deals with everyone and expect to get away with it? I wouldn't be surprised, because you've proven to be a token DUMBASS PIECE OF SHIT in this game. For one, the way you went about going off at Luigi and others was DISGUSTING. Eel porn, for one. Shut up, bitch. You probably take Yoshi's "eel" up the ass over PMs, you nasty-ass whore. And don't even get me started on your obvious throwing of challenges. ASSHAT, IF YOU'RE GOING TO THROW CHALLENGES, DON'T BE SO FUCKING OBVIOUS ABOUT IT. SHIT, ARE YOU JUST THAT STUPID? Probably. Not to mention you benefited from Yoshi lucking out and winning the Bowser Capsule, otherwise your ass would've gone out 5th instead of Birdo. Her, Toad and Luigi would've voted your ass out. Tell me, Wario, what deals did you have with everyone? You have my vote as of right now, but don't think i'm going to vote for you if you bomb your reply to my statements and to my question. And please, fucking respond like you have a decent articulate bone in your body. kthnx. Yoshi -- alol. Hi dickwad. Don't even get me started on you. Most of the jurors see you as completely FAKE, half-assed, a coward, and that you didn't deseve your position. And you don't. You would've gone out fourth had you not gotten lucky with the Birdo-swap challenge. It's a shame you won it, as we would've gotten a much better winner in Luigi or Birdo. Instead, we have to settle for your lame asses. "lol I trust you so much Peachy <3" cut the bullshit, asshat. If you want any chance of winning (which is looking quite unlikely), address us and get rid of that fake-ass "i'z so sweet *gigglesnort" act. 'Cause we see right through it. You make me want to rip my eyes out with a spork. I can't believe anyone can be so fucking stupid. YOU DON'T PLAY NICEY-NICE AND BLOW SMOKE UP PEOPLE'S ASSES SAYING HOW MUCH YOU TRUST THEM WHEN YOU TURN AROUND AND BOOT THEM (DAISY, ME, LUIGI) AND EXPECT THEIR VOTES, DUMBASS. Don't think we didn't see Daisy's letter. "Bitter Betty Peachole", eh? Fuck you. You stupidly burned the bridges of the people who would've voted for you otherwise. Tell me, fake-ass bitch, why I should vote for you despite your false sugar and rainbows schtick being phony as fuck and stupidly lying to someone hardcore despite saying you trusted them. Oh, and I was bullshitting when I said i'd never vote you out. I was planning on stringing Toad and Wario along, so kudos for making a small decent move in a field of shitty ones. But you tarnished that move by lying through your teeth instead of being straight up, which would've gotten you my vote. Too late. You two in general didn't do shit. Daisy, Luigi and I made the power plays, while you two were used as votes to make them happen. Lame. BITTER BETTY PEACHOLE OUT, SKANKS. Time to start sucking some dick and licking some clit, which shouldn't be too hard, considering that's all you two did. --------------------- Side note -- WARIO YOU'RE SO FUCKING STUPID. YOU CAN'T EVEN GET THE NAMES OF THE PEOPLE WE PULLED INTO THE ALLIANCE RIGHT. IT WAS TOAD AND YOSHI, NOT BIRDO AND YOSHI. FREAKIN' CRAP YOU DUMBASS. Oh, and *I* pulled Yoshi in, not you. Dumbass. Yoshi your "forever yours to ride" was kinda hawt. |
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| <span style=Cassidy666 | May 25 2008, 11:27 PM Post #62 |
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ORG Legend
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It fits in better with JH4 theme than this one... <_< |
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| <span style=SurvivorFan GP | May 25 2008, 11:34 PM Post #63 |
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Not the brightest crayon in the box
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I knew you'd catch that part. Pumkin's rant was too amazing to not include a quote
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| <span style=Android | May 26 2008, 04:57 AM Post #64 |
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Constant Source of Drama
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That is the greatest rant ever. Peach
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"Will is popular at the American Idol forum for being Kimberley Locke psycho stalker, but he also moonlights as Jennifer Hudson's psycho stalker sometimes. Rumor has it that he has sent her over 250 cacti the past few weeks."![]() Not Currently Playing | |
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| <span style=ts2 | May 26 2008, 06:04 AM Post #65 |
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Mother Hen
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OMG, nobody rants like you do SFGP. Hysterical. |
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| Cuauhtemoc Cosby | May 26 2008, 06:16 PM Post #66 |
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~*~T Y R A N T~*~
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I almost want to delete this piece of trash. Puhleaze, a fake call out is not classic by any stretch of the imagination. Especially when the person that created this fake rant puts it in the thread himself. |
(banner links to board)![]() ![]() "[moses] you told me you wanted to taste my pussy. that is just foul. you are so offensive and i felt violated. i hope none of the other women were talked to like that. you are nasty. of course i know no one would say these things to helen. no one wants to taste her pussy. it probably tastes of poison."-Lady Godiva,Col 5 | |
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| <span style=HumongousDiva | May 26 2008, 06:40 PM Post #67 |
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Turn on the PMs, you fat shit!
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You go Cecile... Or something
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| <span style=Josh | May 27 2008, 10:21 AM Post #68 |
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Random Password Generator
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Best. PMS. EVER. |
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| <span style=NickF227 | May 28 2008, 12:06 AM Post #69 |
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You didn't even ask how my day went!
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Okay guys I know this is selfish but I need to be cemented in history: Becky's Jury Rant in Vertigo 2: Dear Final 2, Hel-Fucking-Lo. Okay, I just have to say. For such an awesome game up to the merge, it all comes crashing down because some people decide to bend the rules. But that isn't the low point. This Final 2 is. As Stephanie has said, this is like a porno with no cumshot. This is like somebody captures ALL of the mediawhores in the world but they escape. This is like a game when nobody shows up. JP. You did almost nothing in this game. You road coattails like you ride cock, honey. You attached yourself to whoever you could, I think that includes Candice, me, Steph, and probably someone else. You were nice to talk to, but that does not make up for your atrocious strategy of hiding behind bigger shields. But even that didn't work when you participated in the elimination of me and Steph. GJ!!!! You were kinda like a life jacket with weights inside it, in all honesty. Oh, don't say that eliminated me was a 'power play'. I think the F6 round was a giant brain anurism for everyone. Except Jonathan. Jonathan <3! Flica. Wait, who? Um, like JP, you did nothing in this game. You are plain lucky you made it this far. Actually, all you did was be UTR. Which is a strategy I DESPISE. Ozzy, why the hell did you lose that Final HOH? I would've been much happier. Flica, I don't even know WHAT to say to you. You were such a non-entity I can't even make fun of you, isn't that sad? This is not me being a cuntess. This is the cold, hard truth(Like Yul's cock, HEE!). Any combination of everyone in LL would've made a better F2. Jenny/Parvati/Adam/Rebecca F4 FTW! If I could, I would have a write in vote for Candice. Even though she threw a hissy fit over on GTS. </3 Good game bitches, not really. So, yeah I have a question bitches, what the fuck did you do in this game? Also, for some originality, make an HONEST ranking of everyone in the game, including your F2 mate, with a 1-2 sentence reason for each. Thanks From, The Mole Not really LOLZ! From, Becky P.S. Daniel who? Charlotte <3 P.S.S Longer than 2 lengths of my screen which is like 21 inches and you aren't getting me vote. P.S.S.S Jonathan voted to save me, fucktard. P.S.S.S.S Your doe eyes are burning into my skull. Stop nao kthnxbai |
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ALL THAT MATTERS: Pokemon Survivor Hosted by Kitty Pryde1 Played: Beatrix Placing: 1st out of 18 <3 <3 <3 <3 Click here for my...lesser games.
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| <span style=GnarlsOakley | May 28 2008, 03:55 PM Post #70 |
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WWLVD?
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The Final 2 was so likeable in that game the jury should have spent more time basking in their awesomeness.
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| <span style=GnarlsOakley | May 28 2008, 04:02 PM Post #71 |
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WWLVD?
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GODDESS DANIELA OWNAGE
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| <span style=NickF227 | May 28 2008, 05:01 PM Post #72 |
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You didn't even ask how my day went!
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You were the only person in that game that was happy with the final 2. :lol: |
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ALL THAT MATTERS: Pokemon Survivor Hosted by Kitty Pryde1 Played: Beatrix Placing: 1st out of 18 <3 <3 <3 <3 Click here for my...lesser games.
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| <span style=spnintendo | May 28 2008, 06:10 PM Post #73 |
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Purple Domination
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Erm...I was happy with that final two! And bitches please, Ozzy>>>all of you. B) |
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| <span style=Josh | May 29 2008, 12:07 AM Post #74 |
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Random Password Generator
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I seriously love that dog photo. |
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| <span style=Rudy | Jun 18 2008, 08:39 PM Post #75 |
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Sorry for being so awesome
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| Cuauhtemoc Cosby | Jun 18 2008, 08:52 PM Post #76 |
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~*~T Y R A N T~*~
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an absolute games classic
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(banner links to board)![]() ![]() "[moses] you told me you wanted to taste my pussy. that is just foul. you are so offensive and i felt violated. i hope none of the other women were talked to like that. you are nasty. of course i know no one would say these things to helen. no one wants to taste her pussy. it probably tastes of poison."-Lady Godiva,Col 5 | |
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| <span style=ts2 | Jun 18 2008, 09:03 PM Post #77 |
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Mother Hen
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I loved this line the first time I read it. Actually, still do. Hysterical. |
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| <span style=growsonballs | Jun 18 2008, 09:08 PM Post #78 |
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Amazing Ace
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This one is perhaps even funnier:
I love the "did extensive research on activities and pm's" and the part about the coven using their sexuality to get their way is hysterical as well!
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| Why aren't you pointing your finger at grows, who I have provided sufficient evidence against? She is the starter of all things evil in games. | |
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| Cuauhtemoc Cosby | Jun 18 2008, 09:09 PM Post #79 |
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~*~T Y R A N T~*~
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OH MY GOD I JUST READ THIS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
(banner links to board)![]() ![]() "[moses] you told me you wanted to taste my pussy. that is just foul. you are so offensive and i felt violated. i hope none of the other women were talked to like that. you are nasty. of course i know no one would say these things to helen. no one wants to taste her pussy. it probably tastes of poison."-Lady Godiva,Col 5 | |
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| <span style=Romber Rulz | Jun 18 2008, 09:39 PM Post #80 |
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Coral + Paula + Yoniqua = Love
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Easily the most psychotic character ORGs have ever seen. |
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