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Topic Started: Dec 18 2009, 06:01 PM (263 Views)
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Refined Southern Gentleman
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The black receptionist gave me 10 porn DVD's and the morbidly obese chick gave me a pocket sized blow up doll. They know me so well.

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LOL!
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HOT SHIT :wub:

I guess they do know you! :lol: I love it.
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I can't be everybody's Hero and Villain, Savior and Sinner, Christian and Anti Christ!
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Since you won't put them on spacebooks. I demand pictures of your blowup doll HERE. In this thread asap pls. kthx<3
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Dec 18 2009, 06:21 PM
Since you won't put them on spacebooks. I demand pictures of your blowup doll HERE. In this thread asap pls. kthx<3

sure thing. I'm gonna fuck her later :wub:
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Doggy style?

Pics of that too pls. :wub:
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Normally, I would think this was a joke and those gifts were really not given...but with UD...I just don't know. :unsure:
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LMAO

I've never used a blow up doll, although I must admit I am curious as to how real they are and what they feel like.
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They're vinyl, how real can they feel?
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I dunno. I can't say I ever fucked vinyl before.

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I'm not joking about this at all...I will put pics up later. It just feels like any inflatable thing. Cheap and trashy is how I like it. :hee
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so misguided and so rude
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Classy! :<3
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The Sandra Bullock of ORGs
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Think of inflatable pool toys.
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exactly. I am going to fuck it although the hole goes from the cooter straight to the ass, its not very long.

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:wub:

this is Judy :

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I fingered her and thought of Blondie.

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Dec 18 2009, 09:50 PM
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this is Judy : 


This is sad. :lol:
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My eyes. :huh:



But yay UD <333 Such nice co-workers you have. ^_^
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Words cannot describe the negress receptionist. Ignorant trash at its best.
And she usually can be found with a bucket of chicken.
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Does she eat chitlins and collard greens too?
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If its free and able to be wrapped up and taken home she'd eat anything put in front of her fat face.
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