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Best to do it bright and early before people start voting right? :lol:

THE OVERALL CATEGORIES

Best Host (tie)
Alffmix
FML
Franklin Bluth
Gnarls
JeffP3
Rudy

Too hard to decide.

Best CoHost
Blondie
Martrae
Spnintendo
Ts2
Will

Ts2 for making it her part time career. :wub: Though Blondz does hella too!

Best Overall Gamer
Chad6
Franklin Bluth
RecycleHumans/DGT
Spnintendo
Survivaholic

Far be it for me to shove anything down y'alls throats, but lemme just give you a lil statistic for fun. ^_^
4/18=.2222
3/16=.1875
2/18=.1111
1/16=.0625
3/16=.1875
6/14=.4286
3/18=.1667
1/17=.0588
4/18=.2222
3/18=.1667
Sum total = 1.8138
Divided by 10 games =.1814
This may or may not be better than SuJu's 0.1876 my friends. :ph43r: What does this mean? :iiam

Best Series
Colosseum
FML's Survivor
JeffP3's Survivor
Nightclub
Vertigo

Once again, too hard to decide, but I know Nightclub has a ton of support. :kudo

Best Overall Single Game
Final Fantasy
Nightclub 2
Survivor Belize
Survivor Tocantins
Vertigo 6

I don't want my Tocantins peeps to feel betrayed. :drop

Best Cast (tie)
Final Fantasy
Nightclub 2
Survivor Belize
Survivor Malaysia
Survivor Tocantins
Vertigo 6

I don't want my NC2 peeps to feel betrayed. :drop

Best Noob
Blondie
Chad6
Destiny's Champion
Fallen Torch
Mikester

Ok we all know Chad deserves this, since I t00ted stats just now. ;)

Best Mini ORG'er
Emcee Batley
Goohst
ILT
Pulau Tiga
Survivaholic

Same reason as above! Plus ILT is :wub:

Best Art Direction
Colosseum 7
Nightclub 2
Survivor Belize
Survivor Tocantins
Vertigo 6

Ugh so hard to decide.

The BEST CATEGORIES

Best Winner
Eliza, CR's Faves
Greg, Survivor Belize
Kwanza Cake, Colosseum 7
Snake, Vertigo 6
Stephen, Expedition Maldives

I did not play in any of these games, alol.

Best Challenge Whore
Cable, Omni Survivor Genosha
Celes, Final Fantasy
Clarice, At The Movies
Joan, Famewhore Academy 2
Mary Jane, Vertigo 7

Bitch!

Best UTR Game
Ash, Vertigo 7
Barrat, Final Fantasy
Pashun, Nightclub
Samus, Vertigo 6
Taj, Survivor Tocantins

Lotsa good choices here. Undecided right now.

Best Social Game (tie)
Ash, Vertigo 7
Ashley, Famewhore Academy
Eliza, CR's Faves
Kwanza Cake, Colosseum 7
Sephiroth, Final Fantasy
Taj, Survivor Tocantins

Tres underated. :)

Game Sweetheart
Blanche, Jun's House 7
Eliza, CR's Faves
Elle, Nightclub
Erinn, Survivor Tocantins
Rikku, Final Fantasy

So Nick can win something. :D (Something good.)

Biggest Bitch
Cheryl Cole, BB Eurasia
Joan, Famewhore Academy 2
Karen, Jun's House 7
Quina, Final Fantasy
S2 Amber, CR's Faves

Cheryl was epic, srsly.

Best Villain
Allan, Survivor Nigeria
Draco, Fans v. Favorites
Joan, Famewhore Academy 2
Quina, Final Fantasy
Sawyer, Fans v. Favorites

Taking cuntess to a new level <333

Biggest Backstabber
Ashley, Famewhore Academy
Brendan, Survivor Tocantins
Fiya, Nightclub
Greg, Survivor Belize
Terra, Final Fantasy

I will not dispute Terra winning this at all. :lawl But Brendan did some epic stuff also.

Biggest Blindside
Eve, Vertigo 7
Joe, Survivor Tocantins
Mitusko, Battle Royale
Rayne, Vertigo 6
Steiner, Final Fantasy

Ugh can't decide.

Person Who Should Have Won But Didn't (Tie)
Allan, Survivor Nigeria
Cable, Omni Survivor Genosha
Fiya, Nightclub
Holly, At The Movies
Luna, Harry Potter II
Marissa, Survivor Samoa

I didn't expect Holly to even be nommed actually lulz. Thanks again CLD. -_-

Best In Character Performance
Borat, At The Movies
Captain, Nightclub 2
Coach, Survivor Tocantins
Forrest, Vertigo 7
Karen Walker, Jun's House 7

As much as I loved Captain Coach probably deserves it. Also heard great things about Karen.

Best Eviction (tie)
Empty 2 Liter Bottle, Colosseum 7
Frodo, Vertigo 7
Joe, Survivor Tocantins
Pow Da, Nightclub 2
Rayne, Vertigo 6
Sawyer, Fans v. Favorites

This was mob ruel/mass slaughter at its best :<3

Best Blowup/Rant
Cheryl Cole's FTC Speech, BB Eurasia
Quina at Celes, Final Fantasy
Scarlet Witch's Final Words, Omni Survivor Genosha
The Water 6 Battling with Shark and other Bloc 4 at F10, Nightclub 2
Yoshimi, Battle Royale

Oh wow, all excellente.

Best Alliance
Erinn/Janelle/Mike/Jordan, I Love BB/Survivor
Evil Alliance of Favorites (Draco/Jonathan/Tyler/Sawyer/Joker), Fans v. Favorites
Gun/Sword (Sephiroth/Snake), Vertigo 6
Kwanza Cake/CPR Dummy/ShamWow, Colosseum 7
The Water 6 (Baylee, River, Rayne, Safira, Roy, Captain), Nightclub 2

I'm going with this just cuz y'know...we actually got to the F5 intact. B) Er...sans honorary inductee Roy.

Best Rivalry
Celes v. Barrett, Final Fantasy
Elle v. Sawyer, Fans v. Favorites
Fans v. Favorites, Fans v. Favorites
Oda Mae v. Mary Jane, Vertigo 7
Water 6 v. Bloc 4, Nightclub 2

I urge people to read some of the good stuff that went down:
http://z6.invisionfree.com/FinalFantasySur...wtopic=402&st=0

Best Loser Lodge
Battle Royale
Famewhore Academy
Final Fantasy
Survivor Belize
Survivor Samoa

If this includes jury lodge.

Best Showmance
Baylee and River, Nightclub 2
Brendan and JT, Survivor Tocantins
Froggy and Takako, Battle Royale
Mick and Kelly, Survivor Samoa
Yoshimi and Mitsuko, Battle Royale

We're here to change the world and break boundaries. :wub:

Best Jury Question
Cheryl Cole, BB Eurasia
Forrest Gump, Vertigo 7
Kefka, Final Fantasy
Mitsuko, Battle Royale
Yuko, Battle Royale

E.P.I.C.

Best Confessional
Borat, At The Movies
Cable, Omni Survivor Genosha
Celes, Final Fantasy
Fiya, Nightclub
Jules, Vertigo 7

Lengthier than the Bible.

Best Overall Mini ORG Character
Allan Gold, Thanksgiving Island
Booberella, Thanksgiving Island
Jean Robert, Heroes/Villains
Jeff, BB11
Woody, Pixar

???

THE WORST CATEGORIES

Worst Winner
Erik, Survivor Samoa
Flitwick, Harry Potter II
Helen, Survivor Malaysia
Ian, Survivor Nigeria
Leo Ku, BB Eurasia

Just because I think it'd be hilar to win this two years running. :lbf Props also to Heren.

Worst NonWinning Finalist
Caryn, Expedition Costa Rica
Heidi, Survivor Malaysia
Mystique, Omni Survivor Genosha
Robert, Vertigo 4
Vicki Zhao, BB Eurasia

Somone make a strong case for one of these plz.

Worst Overall Mini ORG Character
Carl, Pixar
Cowboy, BB11
Eve, Pixar
Helen, Pixar
Matar, Pixar

?????

Biggest Coattail Rider (tie)
Bai Ling, Famewhore Academy
Flitwick, Harry Potter II
Ian, Survivor Nigeria
Leo Ku, BB Eurasia
Mystique, Omni Survivor Genosha
Robert, Vertigo 4

Robert wants to win. Lulz.

Most Boring Character To Make 2nd Half Of Game
Dominic, Survivor Paraguay
Julie, Survivor Nigeria
Kelly, Fans v. Favorites
Tanya, CR's Faves
Yukie, Battle Royale

Omg Maj cameo! :wub:

Worst Strategic Decision
Fiya taking Pashun to the F2, Nightclub
Johnny Rotten taking Dr. Will to F2, Famewhore Academy II
Liz voting out Kelly, Survivor Samoa
Shirley nominates Tang instead of Leo, BB Eurasia
Terra flip flopping all game, Final Fantasy

They're all so st00pid. ^_^ Jk.

Worst In-Game Call By A Host (tie)
Blulth's treatment of Kefka, Final Fantasy
CLD screwing up a challenge and vote reveal, Battle Royale
Nick in general, BB Eurasia
Everything, $urvivor India
Rudy not punishing All Star Pregame Chat
Shalamo DQ'ing Nate, Expedition Congo

Shitasia seething love.

Worst LL/Jury
EDP Christmas Island
Harry Potter II
Survivor Samoa
Vertigo 5
Vertigo 6

:shrug

Kthxbai.
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Biggest Backstabber is unquestionably Greg from Belize.

And speaking of Belize...how did Elizabeth not get a biggest sweetheart nod?
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THE OVERALL CATEGORIES (Pimpage for things I have opinions on B) )

Best CoHost
Ts2


Best Overall Gamer
Chad6
Franklin Bluth
RecycleHumans/DGT
Spnintendo
Survivaholic

(I have no clue who to pick here. I don't like just looking at stats...but that doesn't mean spn won't get my vote :D )

Best Series
Vertigo


Best Overall Single Game
Vertigo 6 (This one and Tocantins are the two I consider in competition here. I read through all the games, and while all five were epic, these two stand out in my mind. V6 gets my nod since I didn't play in Tocantins)


Best Cast
Survivor Tocantins (You have to look at the whole cast. For that reason, Tocantins edges it out)


Best Noob
Blondie
Chad6
Destiny's Champion
Fallen Torch
Mikester

(While I do think chad6 had the best season, I've never played with the guy. My vote will probably be conceited and for myself :lol: )


The BEST CATEGORIES

Best Winner
Snake, Vertigo 6 (If only the category were most Bad-Ass winner B) )


Best UTR Game
Samus, Vertigo 6 (lulz)

Biggest Backstabber
Brendan, Survivor Tocantins
Terra, Final Fantasy
(I will be okay if I lose this to Brendan. But come on Terra crushed dreams everywhere. Brendan still had friends at the end of it)

Biggest Blindside
Steiner, Final Fantasy

Best Eviction
Rayne, Vertigo 6 (the evictions games are made for)


Best Alliance
Erinn/Janelle/Mike/Jordan, I Love BB/Survivor
Gun/Sword (Sephiroth/Snake), Vertigo 6

(Either works for me. The Water people are like half the active people in the game, so they lose my vote due to that...and because the ILBBS alliance got to the final four intact despite being on different teams. Gun and Sword was just epic B) )


Best Jury Question
Kefka, Final Fantasy (You only know how strong a question like this is when you are on the recieving end of it :lol: )
Paraguay - Amanda: 2/16
Vertigo 6 - Solid Snake: 1/14 WINNER
Harry Potter II - Bellatrix: 12/16 (Quit)
I Love BB Survivor - Mike: 4/18
Final Fantasy - Terra: 2/18
Samoa - Russell H: 10/20
Pixar - Marlin: 2/20
Nightclub 3 - Zookini: 2/18
HvV - Cirie: 11/20
CR's BvF - John K: 1/20 WINNER
SSBB - Solid Snake: 3/36
Chaos BB - Danielle: 9/13
Vertigo 9 - Drake: 7/18
Breaking Sunny - Jesse: 1/20 WINNER
Harry Potter III - Molly: 3/20
Versus - Solid Snake: 1/32 WINNER
PG4 - Marie Antoinette: 1/13 WINNER
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Can people post the jury questions/rants, so I know all of what I'm deciding between?
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KEFKA's (Some backgroud...Terra/Kefka were a VERY tight pair TEFKA, up until Terra betrayed Kefka at final 7)


OMFG OMFG So angely. So fierce. *strokes self*


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Sephiroth. The One Winged Bitch.

WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU TAKE TERRA TO THE END? WHY WHY WHY? WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING? Here I thought you may avenge me or the rest of us, by sending that opportunistic cunt to the jury so we as a group could tear her to shreds with our bare fangs, while at the same time showing your loyalties to that of the fierce Negress known as Barret. But you did not. And this dissappointed me much. It really did.

But I'd only felt that way for about 2 minutes, then I figured it all out. You took her with you in celebration of ME! You did this to honor my legacy. You wanted to Amuse Kefka Palazzo one last time but destroying the shit out of that worthless cunt. And for this and more, I bow down to you. Or do I?

No matter what you did in this game, bouncing your ass from bitch to bitch, making sure that Sephiroth was everyone's number 1, thier biggest threat and bestest friend.. I will STILL be the best Final Fantasy Villain EVER. And you fucking know it.

Your little comment during my boot to be funny, was not taken lightly by me. And if you want my vote, you will NEED to complete a task for me.

When answering everyone's questions here, I want you to end your post with this:

Kefka > Sephiroth

If you do not do this, you will force me to vote for that piece of shit Terra. And I am not bullshitting here.

That is all.

Many lucks to you tonight. <3



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You are the Queen of shit and afterbirth. That is what you are. Blood clots and all that is grotesque are far superior then you are or will ever be. Fuck, I take shits that are better allies then you ever were to me.

It wasn't what you did to me that makes me HATE HATE HATE you. This is a game and you were playing it, I can't knock a bitch for that, but the way you played it was not very smart or strategic. You got to where you are sitting right now, by luck and chance and opportunities to do so. No other reason, so you can save your shit for someone who gives a fuck, because if it wasn't quite clear, I DO NOT.

I did not read your opening statement and I can promise you, I NEVER WILL. Trust.

You very wellmay have dick, but you have no balls. None at all. You could have been real and honest with me at least OR said you were sorry or even fessed up when you voted me out, but you didn't. You are a spineless, delusional, retard. And everyone knows it.

And what's that on your chin? Oh my, is that Sephiroth's cum? You knew he was the biggest threat in this game, you were scared shitless of him all the time, yet you actually stayed with him and sided with him and were not smart enough to realize you needed to remove him to even have the slightest chance of winning this game? I laugh in your face. You are an idiot.

And your avi sucks, you had the worst of the bunch after the merge, and I mocked it to Rikku as well.

The only chance you may have at my vote is if Sephiroth fucks up his task, and guess what? SEPHIROTH *NEVER* FUCKS UP. So you're fucked, bitch!



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Paraguay - Amanda: 2/16
Vertigo 6 - Solid Snake: 1/14 WINNER
Harry Potter II - Bellatrix: 12/16 (Quit)
I Love BB Survivor - Mike: 4/18
Final Fantasy - Terra: 2/18
Samoa - Russell H: 10/20
Pixar - Marlin: 2/20
Nightclub 3 - Zookini: 2/18
HvV - Cirie: 11/20
CR's BvF - John K: 1/20 WINNER
SSBB - Solid Snake: 3/36
Chaos BB - Danielle: 9/13
Vertigo 9 - Drake: 7/18
Breaking Sunny - Jesse: 1/20 WINNER
Harry Potter III - Molly: 3/20
Versus - Solid Snake: 1/32 WINNER
PG4 - Marie Antoinette: 1/13 WINNER
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This has been one shitfest of a finale, so let's add some color to the evening. <3

CHERYL COLE: GODDESS OF EURASIA

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I AM NOT A HAPPY CAMPER

Dear Final Two….whatever, I really have no words for you tonight. I don't care which of you wins, so I made my decision the second I was sent to the jury house (notice how I didn't say that I was evicted). Nothing can be said by either of you tonight that will change my mind. I have my vote written down on a piece of paper, and when Dumbasshunter tells us it's time to vote, I will type that name and submit it in my confessional. I am not here to observe; I am not here to gather information that will help me in making my decision. My decision has already been made. However, I am still entitled to my speech. Tonight, for the first time in Big Brother history, I am not going to address the final two right now. Instead, I'm going to turn all my attention to our wonderfully magnificent host….

WHAT IN THE BLOODY FUCK WHERE YOU SMOKING WHEN YOU CAME UP WITH THE "BRILLIANT" IDEA TO HOST THIS SHITFEST OF A GAME? HOW OLD ARE YOU? FOURTEEN NOW? I CAN'T REMEMBER. ALL I KNOW IS THAT YOU'RE OLDER THAN YOU ACT, WHICH IS ABOUT THE EQUIVALENT OF A THREE YEAR OLD…WITH ONE HELL OF A DIRTY MOUTH.

THIS GAME SHOULD BE USED AS AN EXAMPLE TO SHOW WHY PEOPLE UNDER THE AGE OF ELEVEN SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO PARTAKE IN, AND ESPECIALLY SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO HOST ORG'S. YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST IMMATURE, JUVENILE PEOPLE I HAVE EVER MET. I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO BE IN THIS GAME BECAUSE I KNEW IT WAS A CLUSTERFUCK, BUT WHEN I SAID NO, YOU GOT ON YOUR KNEES AND BEGGED. THE ONLY THING MISSING WAS ME UNZIPPING MY PANTS SO YOU COULD GIVE ME A BLOWJOB, BUT I WASN'T GOING TO DO THAT BECAUSE I'M NOT INTO GUYS LIKE YOU ARE. I TRIED IGNORING YOU, BUT ABOUT A MONTH LATER I GOT A MESSAGE SAYING THAT THE GAME WAS STARTING IN A FEW DAYS. I THOUGHT I SAID NO TO THE GAME, BUT APPARENTLY YOU DISREGARDED MY RESPONSE AND PUT ME IN AGAINST MY WILL. IT WAS THEN I DECIDED THAT I WAS GOING TO DO EVERYTHING I COULD TO CRASH AND BURN IN YOUR GAME SO I COULD GET THE HELL OUT OF IT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

BUT NO, IT WAS SOOOOOOOO BAD THAT EVEN ME, SOMEONE DELIBERATELY TRYING TO GET EVICTED, WASN'T EVICTED!!!!!! IT WAS SUCH A MOCKERY OF A GAME THAT I JUST DECIDED TO STAY IN AS LONG AS POSSIBLE AND BRING IT DOWN AS MUCH AS I COULD. IT WAS AT THIS TIME THAT I DECIDED TO TRY AND WIN, BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE ULTRA LAFFOS IF CHERYL, THE PERSON WHO MAKES CUNTRINNE LOOK LIKE FUCKING ELISABETH, WON THE GAME!

YOUR CHALLENGES WERE LAME. AFTER ABOUT 12 FLASH GAMES, I WAS READY TO QUIT…AND I ALMOST DID AT THE FINAL ELEVEN. REMEMBER WHEN EVERYONE THOUGHT I WAS SERIOUS? I WAS TOO, BUT THEN I DECIDED TO STAY. BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW HORRIBLE A GAME IS, AND BELIEVE ME THAT THIS IS ABOUT AS BAD AS THEY GET, I WILL NOT QUIT. I WILL PURPOSELY TRY TO GET EVICTED, BUT NEVER WILL I VOLUNTARILY DROP OUT OF THE GAME.

SO LIKE, I WAS TOTALLY OWNING THE GAME PRETTY MUCH. AT THE MERGE (AND SINCE WHEN THE FUCK DOES BIG BROTHER HAVE SURVIVOR-ESQUE TRIBES AND A MERGE…PICK ONE DAMN GAME FORMAT AND STICK TO IT) I CREATED THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS LIE EVER. I THOUGHT, IF THESE PEOPLE BY THIS, THEY ARE THE MOST PATHETIC PIECES OF SHIT I HAVE EVER MET….AND LOL YOU ALL FELL FOR MY PLEA TO STAY IN THE GAME!!!! I WAS THE #1 TARGET AT THE START OF THE MERGE, AND I MANAGED TO OUTLAST TWO OF MY FORMER TEAMMATES. THAT WAS HILARIOUS.

THEN CAME FINAL FOUR…FASTEN YOUR SEATBELT, BECAUSE HERE IS WHEN I GET SUPER PISSED…I HAD A DEAL WITH EVERYONE IN THE FINAL THREE…WHICH ONLY VICKI OFFICIALLY BROKE *MURDERS VICKI*, BUT I STILL EXPECTED TO BE EVICTED, AND VICKI EVER-SO-GRACIOUSLY PROVED MY HUNCH TO BE CORRECT. SHE'S A BITCH LIKE THAT.

SO ANYWAYS, KOU WINS THE HOH, AS WAS EXPECTED. THEN, WE WENT TO THE VETO COMPETITION…I HAD NO CLUE GOING INTO IT WHAT THE HELL WAS GOING ON BECAUSE I NEVER MAKE IT THROUGH WATCHING A BIG BROTHER LONG ENOUGH TO GET TO THE "FINAL FOUR CHALLENGE THAT IS ALWAYS USED". LUCKY FOR ME, I'M A FUCKING GENIUS, SO I PICKED IT UP PRETTY QUICKLY…NOT THANKS TO BASSHUNTER WHO REFUSED TO ANSWER ANY OF MY QUESTIONS, INSTEAD CALLING ME A DUMB WHORE AND PROCEEDING WITH THE CHALLENGE. HERE'S WHERE IT GETS REALLY FUN! THERE WAS A FUCKING MISTAKE IN THE CHALLENGE. AND AFTER I LOST…BECAUSE I WAS CONFUSED BY SAID MISTAKE…AND AFTER VICKI WON…DUE TO GETTING THE "CORRECT" ANSWER WHICH WAS ACTUALLY THE WRONG ANSWER…I CALLED BASSHUNTER OUT AND ASKED HIM TO LOOK OVER THE CLUES. HE SAID THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG BECAUSE DAVID WAS CLEARLY NOT AT HIS EVICTION. LUCKY FOR ME, AFTER I WAS SENT TO THE JURY HOUSE, I HAD THE CHANCE TO GO LOOK BACK AT THE NIGHT DAVID WAS EVICTED…AND WITHIN THE POST THAT ANNOUNCED HIS EVICTION, BASSHUNTER CLEARLY STATED (TO HIS SURPRISE) THAT DAVID WAS THERE AND IF HE HAD ANY FINAL WORDS, HE WAS ALLOWED TO POST THEM. I DON'T KNOW WHAT BASS'S DEFINITION OF "PRESENT AT HIS EVICTION" IS, BUT TO THE REST OF THE WORLD, ADDRESSING THE FACT THAT HE IS THERE IN THE VOTE-READING POST MEANS THAT DAVID WAS IN FACT PRESENT AT HIS EVICTION. I'VE GOT A TIME STAMP TO PROVE IT, AND YET BASSHUNTER DID NOTHING EXCEPT SIGN OFF TO AVOID LIVIDCHERYL, LIKE THE LITTLE CUNTESS HE IS.

THERE SHOULD'VE BEEN A RE-DO OF THE CHALLENGE, BECAUSE WITH DAVID'S CLUE BEING WRONG, IT OFFSET THE ENTIRE VETO CHALLENGE. THUS, I WAS UNFAIRLY EVICTED BECAUSE BASSHUNTER COULDN'T FUCKING CHECK OVER HIS WORK. AFTER LOOKING AT THE RESULTS, IF YOU WERE TO TAKE THE ONES FROM THE MESSED UP CHALLENGE, KOU SHOULD'VE WON THAT VETO, AND SHE RECENTLY STATED IN THE JURY HOUSE THAT SHE WOULDV'E TAKEN ME OFF THE BLOCK. I WOULD'VE THEN VOTED OUT VICKI AND KOU AND I WOULD'VE BEEN THE FINAL TWO. THERE IS EVIDENCE EVERYWHERE, AND IT STILL COMES DOWN TO YOUR MISTAKE THAT YOU WERE TO FUCKING LAZY TO FIX OR EVEN ADDRESS. YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HOSTS EVERYWHERE AND ARE AN EXAMPLE OF EVERYTHING ONE NOT SHOULD DO. AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, THIS GAME WILL NEVER BE OFFICIALLY FINISHED UNTIL THE FINAL FOUR IS REDONE OR WE GO BACK TO THAT DATE AND GIVE KOU VETO INSTEAD OF VICKI. IT'S JUST NOT. THE FINAL FOUR ALL TIES FOR FIRST. THERE IS NO 1/2/3/4, IT'S JUST ALL 1 BECAUSE THE GAME NEVER ENDED. SO CONGRATS TO KOU, VICKI, LEO, AND MYSELF...WINNERS OF BIG BROTHER SURVIVOR THE RACE PROBABLY SOME OTHER REALITY SHOW TOO EURASIA!

I ENCOURAGE EVERYONE NEVER TO PARTICIPATE IN A GAME UNDER THIS HOST EVER AGAIN…HELL, JUST DON'T PARTICIPATE IN A GAME HE EVEN IS MILDY ASSOCIATED WITH. NICKF227 THINKS HE'S BEING SO CUTE WITH HIS BITCH SCHTICK. WE GET IT NICK, YOU LIKE TO PLAY AS THE CRAZY BITCH EVERY…FUCKING…TIME! FOR NOW ON, IF I SUSPECT SOMEONE OF BEING MENTALLY UNSTABLE FOR HAVIGN DIARRHEA OF THE MOUTH AND AN OBSESSION WITH SAYING "BITCH", "*#%+", OR "WHORE" IN EVERY POST, I'LL JUST ASSUME IT'S YOU. IT'S GETTING OLD, NICK. FIND A NEW SCHTICK. MAYBE THE REASON YOU HAVEN'T WON A GAME YET IS BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ANNOYING LITTLE TWAT WHO ANNOYS THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE YOU'RE WITH! YOU REMIND ME OF SOME SEVEN YEAR OLD THAT THINKS HE'S COOL WHEN HE LEARNS THAT HE CAN SAY "HELL" WITHOUT SWEARING. OMG, IT'S A DIRTY WORD BUT I CAN SAY IT BECAUSE I'M TALKING ABOUT THE PLACE, LOLZ!!!!!!

GROW UP, AND MAYBE YOU'LL ACTUALLY HAVE A CHANCE AT PEOPLE LIKING YOU. UNTIL YOU CHANGE YOUR ATTITUDE, YOU WON'T BE WINNING ANYTHING…NOT ONLINE, NOT OFFLINE. YOU ARE A COMPLETE LOSER, IN BOTH REAL LIFE AND YOUR FANTASY WORLD. YOU'LL NEVER GET ANYWHERE UNTIL YOU STOP ACTING LIKE AN ARROGANT, LITTLE BITCH. WHEN THIS HAPPENS, LET ME KNOW, SO I CAN CUT OFF MY LEFT ARM AND SEND IT TO YOU. AND HEY, IF YOU MANAGE TO AVOID SAYING ONE OF YOUR FAMOUS CATCH PHRASES, I'LL EVEN THROW IN THE OTHER ARM! (That was supposed to be a pun…because, if I cut off both of my arms, I wouldn't be able to throw anything. You're too stupid to catch that on your own, so I thought I'd be nice and point it out for you. That way, you can laugh at something other than the people who you consider below you, which is just about everyone.)

IF YOU'VE TAUGHT ME ONE THING THIS GAME, IT IS HOW LAME AND OVERUSED THIS SCHTICK IS. I THINK I'LL GO BACK TO PLAYING THE GAME MY WAY. I SEEM EARN MORE FRIENDS THAT WAY. ALTHOUGH YOU MAY BE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY, IT'S NOT WORTH LOSING YOUR DIGNITY AND DEHUMANIZING YOURSELF. BUT WITH YOU, YOU REALLY CAN'T GO MUCH LOWER THAN YOU ALREADY ARE, SO WHY NOT STICK WITH IT SO YOU GIVE THE REST OF US SOMETHING TO LAUGH AT.


CHERYL, OUT. <3


And since these are my last words as Cheryl Cole, supreme goddess of the universe, I just thought I'd say…for the last time…


FUCK YOU


I lied (but you should all be used to that by now). I'm not done. Now, I will pleasure you with 100 pictures of myself. <3

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This game sucks too much to have me put enough effort into posting 100 different images of myself, so that's all you get. But you will enjoy it. <3

Also, Cheryl Cole for Biggest Bitch please and thank you. :dance
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I so didn't read all of that rant when the game was going on, and I'm not readin' it nao -_-

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Joan for biggest bitch/villain/challenge whore please, thanks.
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I so didn't read all of that rant when the game was going on, and I'm not readin' it nao -_-

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This is why Vicki's a cunt. <_<
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i don't think all of those cheryl cole pics were really necessary
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Jan 19 2010, 05:15 PM
i don't think all of those cheryl cole pics were really necessary

Oh, they were. Trust me, they were. Maybe not for the purpose of showing the speech, but for the speech, they were absolutely necessary.
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I will vote for Island Sun as biggest bitch in this thread for that massive wall of text and margin fucking. -_-
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Margin fucking? Wait, I's fixes it.

Done.

But now, it's a taller wall. :unsure:
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I will vote for Island Sun as biggest bitch in this thread for that massive wall of text and margin fucking. -_-

Pimp Joan with me BlondieGoddess, you know you wanna. :wub:
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i don't think all of those cheryl cole pics were really necessary

You know Joan and John Brown should have won like best duo. :wub:

YOU KNOW IT!
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Sunny, I meant margin fucking horizontally and vertically. ;)


Aras, I am all about pimping JOANAGE! :wub:
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Sunny, I meant margin fucking horizontally and vertically.  ;)


Aras, I am all about pimping JOANAGE!  :wub:

THANKS! Then we can pimp you for the best co-host. :wub: :wub: :wub:

Plus, best rant/speech. :)
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I think the best choice for Biggest Bitch is unquestionably Karen from JH7 and S2 Amber from CR's Favorites.

Everything they said wasn't visibly forced to make them sound like a bitch. They just were :wub:
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Jeanne- 1/18 -SPIRITS
Linda- 1/16 -Redux Africa
Helen- 1/14 -Debb's Hags
Julia Child- 5/16 -Big Brother Macro
Tyler B- 5/17 -Big Brother Hollywood Boulevard
Tank- 5/18 -The Nightclub 3
Nightcrawler- 6/11 -Super Heroes/Super Villains
Linda- 10/21 -Redux All Stars
ASS Amber- 10/18 -CR's Favorites
Jun- 11/20 -Big Brother Doppelganger
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Sunny, I meant margin fucking horizontally and vertically.  ;)


Aras, I am all about pimping JOANAGE!  :wub:

THANKS! Then we can pimp you for the best co-host. :wub: :wub: :wub:

Plus, best rant/speech. :)

ts2 IS the best co-host. No question about that.

I want showmance and rant/speech!!! ^_^
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TS2 <3. Anyways, Brightside you didn't watch FWA2 so you can't deny Joanage.
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