madhackrviper

Jun 30 2010, 08:18 PM

Seriously guys. What's the point of announcing that you're not going to read it. Seems like it just takes away the valuable time you obviously don't want to waste by reading my post. If you're not going to read a wall of text JUST DONT READ IT. No imaginable reason to announce it. Unless you like making people feel insulted. Because that's what it is. Insulting.

Stop. It's stupid. You don't have to read any posts you don't want to. But why announce that you're not going to read it. It's stupid. It makes you look lazy and illiterate, and the poster feel ignored and insulted so noone comes out looking or feeling good.

growsonballs

Jun 30 2010, 09:38 PM

I just went into MS Word and pasted Madhack's post. NOT including the quote tags, which show up as pictures, Madhack's entire post was 5,025 words long

KnockedOutCold

Jun 30 2010, 10:30 PM

Mister Plum

Jun 30 2010, 09:27 PM

KnockedOutCold

Jun 30 2010, 10:24 PM

Mister Plum

Jun 30 2010, 09:21 PM

KnockedOutCold

Jun 30 2010, 10:19 PM

Mister Plum

Jun 30 2010, 09:05 PM

Anyway, I find it ridiculous how the cast can define themselves with negative words like Enzo calling himself obnoxious. WTF

Honesty?

You're right but... I don't think that anyone in the world is naturally obnoxious, he could have used honest rather than obnoxious.

But if he is honest he would admit to being obnoxious. Honesty does not equal obnoxious.

I just feel like he used the word obnoxious just to be obnoxious but he's not really obnoxious.

So he's not obnoxious because he's trying to be obnoxious?

madhackrviper

Jun 30 2010, 10:47 PM

Illiterate sheep. I tried to be nice about this. I wasn't going to take the anti-intellectual illiteracy lying down but I wanted to do it in a nice way. Just point out there's no logical reason to post that. What's the point.

But I know the point. It's flaunting dumbassery because society thinks it's a good thing. And whatever. That's the way it is and maybe some day I'll learn to deal with it and dumb myself down for the masses. For now though I'll continue to write as much as I please because I enjoy it.

Illiterate sheep. That's what tl;dr is. Grow up, learn to read, and stop acting stupid.

Again, I tried to be nice about this but I was proven once again how I expect too much of you people.

growsonballs

Jun 30 2010, 09:51 PM

madhackrviper

Jun 30 2010, 10:47 PM

:lbf  :lbf  :lbf  :lbf  :lbf  :lbf  :lbf 

Illiterate sheep. I tried to be nice about this. I wasn't going to take the anti-intellectual illiteracy lying down but I wanted to do it in a nice way. Just point out there's no logical reason to post that. What's the point.

But I know the point. It's flaunting dumbassery because society thinks it's a good thing. And whatever. That's the way it is and maybe some day I'll learn to deal with it and dumb myself down for the masses. For now though I'll continue to write as much as I please because I enjoy it.

Illiterate sheep. That's what tl;dr is. Grow up, learn to read, and stop acting stupid.

Again, I tried to be nice about this but I was proven once again how I expect too much of you people.

Omg Madhack: saving the world from the stigma and pain of illiteracy, one ORG'er at a time.
Seriously though do you expect to post something THAT long over a show that hasn't even started and not expect to get mocked? FYI, I read as much of your post ... as I could. But around word, say, 3,541 my eyes were a bit fatigued. Don't take it personally -- I was born cross-eyed, have had two corrective surgeries, but still have a bit of a lazy eye. I love to read though ... when the writer has something interesting to say.

madhackrviper

Jun 30 2010, 09:54 PM

I don't care if people don't read it Sham

What I care about is people flaunting it and posting it aloud. Marginalizing my effort. No point to it. That's what stings. That's what I have a problem with. Ignore as many posts as you want. I ignore posts all the time and that's fine. But I don't go into threads and go HEY BY THE WAY I JUST IGNORED YOUR POST LOL. No reason to do that. None.

madhackrviper

Jun 30 2010, 07:56 PM

ANALYSIS [from just profiles and pictures. Videos may be later]

Andrew - Nerdy guy who thinks he's a mastermind. Most people hate those guys but I love them, because really, we are all in some form nerdy folks and think we're masterminds since we play ORGs. So stop being in denial people. I DID hate Ronnie eventually but I think I was letting Sucks/GTS influence me and I might go back and decide to like him just to stick by my VALUES [same with Jerry since old guys are in my values too] I haven't decided yet. But anyway, this guy should probably be an early boot when he overplays like Ronnie and Brian.

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Strategy for winning Big Brother: My formula: Kaysar + Will + George and Russell's (from Survivor) game plan = Andrew

OK so PERSON WHO CASUALS THINK IS A MASTERMIND + THE MOST FAMOUS MASTERMIND + WTF IS GEORGE DOING HERE + HOLY SHIT RUSSEL REALLY? = Alol player. He should end up being kind of hilariously bad at this.

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and anyone with an IQ of an idiot

Yes, not just a nerd but an elitist one. I love him.

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Which past Big Brother cast member did you like most or least: I liked Marvin from season 5 the most because he was intelligent and always said what he thought. I hated Holly from season 5 because she was annoying and materialistic

Ah, Marvin, sort of disproving that he was a casual like I though before because he [and Holly] are a bit more obscure. So that's cool, unless he just watched Season 5 and that's it, which is possible. Still, hating Holly could be a bad sign because he may take his elitism against adorably stupid people rather than annoying stupidly people [Holly is sort of both, if he had said Jordan was his least favorite then we'd have a problem] but Marvin being a favorite is an interesting choice.

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beauty (it can control me) and Rabbis scare me (self guilt)

Beauty can control me! Holy shit I identify with this guy more and more, I always fall for a pretty girl's tricks in ORGs if they are controlled by a good social player [especially if they are controlled by an actual female]. And lol @ him not just being a nerd but a jewish nerd, those are the best kind. First jew on Big Brother? And didn't someone mention that he would be staying kosher? I wonder if slop is kosher

And he's a father and a doctor. Alright, like fathers hate doctors, so they cancel each other out. I feel like this guy is going to be a favorite of mine that everyone else hates, and that i might end up giving up on liking but I hope I can stay strong for him.

Annie- Eh, First of all, ugly horse faces like her ftl. Seems like a pretty normal uninteresting mactor female to me right now. She describes herself as "overdramatic" but somehow I don't believe it. Maybe she'll bring some drama, but... ehhhhh. I also have like bias against horsefaces though

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Favorite activities: Anything that involves adrenaline, heights, nature, laughter and fun

Sounds like she would have been a better match for Survivor

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Racist, prejudice people or angry people who overreact

So she calls herself over dramatic but doesn't like angry people. And of course she dislikes racists. That's like so obvious who the hell needs to say it out loud [except potentially a guilty racist ]

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Which past Big Brother cast member did you like most or least: I liked BB8 Evil Dick the most because he was evil and hilarious. I did not like the old man, BB10 Jerry

Liking Dick I mean, I'm actually a Dick fan because everyone knows I like 40+ assholes, and I also tend to love the people everyone else hates for being over pimped by the producers and editors. But she's clearly just a casual chosing the best known person and applying a bullshit reason to it. Bah. And I bet all she said for Jerry was "that old guy..." and they added BB10 Jerry for her

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Finish this sentence: "My life's motto is:" When life give you lemons... say f*** the lemons and bail.

OK, when I saw someone post this I wanted to know who said it, said it's someone who I don't like with boring answers otherwise, but that IS funny so maybe she does have potential, or maybe it was just a flash of brilliance.

Brendon :rolleyes: O god. His answers aren't even worth talking about. So basic, so uninteresting. I mean Dr. Will is his "favorite". Uh huh. On the plus side "High School Swim Coach" is kind of like being a teacher. So I he gets like 10% of my teacher bias. But otherwise profile only gives me nothing. But profiles have given me nothing for people I liked before. I'll give him a chance, but for now blah.

O WAIT

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Strategy for winning Big Brother: Get girls to like me and turn them against each other

O SHIT. I didn't notice this before. A guy trying the flirt and destroy strategy? That could actually be interesting. Alright, if he does this and succeeds, I will like him.

Britney - Whoever this photographer is he needs to be shot and then fired [in that order in case the gunner is as unskilled as this guy]. But he actually took a flattering shot for once with this one! She's pretty, which is a good start obviously for me. She mentions "arguing" a ton in her profile, which may mean she turns out to be entertainingly confrontational. Not what I or most of us like from our pretty blondes, but it could be something new and different.

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pretending to laugh at dumb comments

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Pretending to be nice and always a bit elusive - people want what they can't have!

I like that she's "pretending" to be nice. This woman is clearly at least trying to tell us she's a bitch. Second part is confusing to me though.

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Egomaniacs and old people

Lol @ Old people. That's a negative for me obviously considering my biases [luckily there's noone too old on this season or her to be ageist against] but it's still a funny thing for her to say.

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I liked Janelle and Dr. Will. They were both funny, attractive and intelligent.  

O shit. Janie fan, that's negative points for her since I loathe Janie. If she turns out to be like Janie [she says she hates egomaniacs wtf?] we may have a problem here. We'll see. Dr. Will is an obvious answer, but at least she explains it [lol @ including attractive].

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BIRDS! I'm not kidding. It's a phobia.

... is the twist that she's Ollie and April's daughter from the future who somehow ended up looking 100% white?

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Never regret anything that made you smile. 

That's interesting

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I am so much more than meets the eye! I look like a typical blonde from the south, but I've got a lot of spice to my personality. I'm a good mix of Chelsea Handler and Martha Stewart. 

OK no, for this answer she gets a million and a half points. I may dislike both of Chelsea Handler and Martha Stewart, but saying you're a combo of those two is the most adorably random thing a person can say, seriously. But... Arkansas isn't the south.

Enzo - Clearly amazing. Anyone who thinks different is deluded. You can tell instantly from his picture. He could turn out to be a stupid attempt to cash in on the Jersey Shore phenomenon though, so I'm watching for that.

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Three adjectives that describe you: Funny, likeable and obnoxious

Admitting to being obnoxious <3

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Favorite activities: Jogging, soccer, baseball and bocce ball

Bocce ball <3

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Strategy for winning Big Brother: Winning

Saying he's a Justin Seibik fan is also clearly pure hilarity [even if he's wrong by saying that it was Season 1 technically] This guy is going to be gold.

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Is there anything else you want the fans to know about yourself: I'm Italian and I already think I'm a celebrity.

Enzo ftw

Hayden Ugh, serious case of doucheface going on with this guy. I have little faith in him being likeable at all. Besides, he comes from the same state that gave us April Dowling

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It would be hard if my alliances get voted off.

O really douche? Wow, what an insightful and interesting observation :rolleyes:

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What is the accomplishment you are most proud of: Being a part of Arizona State University Baseball, the best program in the country

O shit. BASEBALL. Ok, there's a common misconception that Footballers are the assholiest kind of jock. Footballers are actually usually pretty nice at least in my experience. The real douches were all either on the Baseball or Track teams.

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Finish this sentence: "My life's motto is:" Hang Loose.

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Is there anything else you want the fans to know about yourself: I grew up in the country and from an early age I was taught to be tough and face your problems head on. I'm not afraid of conflict. 

Alright, well this at least could turn out to be a positive. We'll see. I like people who face their problems head on and aren't afraid of conflict IF they do it maturely and not like assholes, BUT if they do it like assholes at least it will provide fireworks.

Kathy - Oldest person in the house [I think]. It's good to have variety but I'm worried. The blond hair with undyed roots just screams female version of the midlife crisis to me. And she just looks like the kind of middle aged women I know from home who I hate passionately. There's a reason I tend to only like older MEN on reality shows, because they tend to be entertainly eccentric while the kind of older women who go on reality shows [not older women in general] tend to be bitter old bitches. Granted, last older woman on this show was Rennygoddess, so I'll give Kathy a shot.

Plus, while I've met some nice ones in my life, cops of both genders tend to be assholes.

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Three adjectives that describe you: Tenacious, passionate and fun-loving (silly)

Something about this answer annoys me.

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Favorite activities: My favorite activities include canoeing, riding 4-wheelers, mudding, street racing (at work in my patrol car... Shhhh!), gardening, exercising, target shooting and riding horses. Also, shopping, shopping and shopping.

Another one who probably should have been on Survivor instead. Lol @ her street racing in her patrol car though, that's awesome. Any woman who puts shopping in their favorite activities though, especially ones who look as high maintenance as Kathy, puts up a red flag for me though.

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What types of people would you NOT choose to live with you in the house: All Women!!!!

Lol. I love how like every woman in the world says they hate women. Thing is though they tend to be hypocrites who do all the things that they say they hate about other women themselves. We'll see if this applies to Kathy.

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Which past Big Brother cast member did you like most or least: I liked Chima the least. She disrespected the game!

Lol. Eh. The Chima situation from someone who's not in on the internet and feeds is something that could be misconstrued. I myself haven't even decided what side I'm on when it comes to Chima, so someone with no feeds/internet sources to tell her about rigging and what Chima was REALLY upset about would easily come to this conclusion.

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What is the accomplishment you are most proud of: Surviving ovarian cancer

Whoa wait, OK. Don't Sucksters/GTSers normally have a great loathing for anyone with a sympathy story on reality shows? I don't get that normally, but why does Kathy get a pass? Cancer survivor is badass, I'll give her that. But I don't get why so many of you are giving her that.

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Never give up, never give in, and never use the word defeat. Use words like hope, believe, faith and victory.

*fans self*. So inspiring.

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Is there anything else you want the fans to know about yourself: When I was undergoing Chemo one night I vowed to my Grandma that when I got better I would apply for Big Brother. I have loved the show ever since and can't wait to be a part of it. 

Wait, confused. Why did you promise Grandma that you would apply for a show you didn't become a fan of until AFTER But still, nice little story. I just hope they don't hard on it too much in her edit.

Kristen - Initial impression doesn't stand out much either way. Boring job. Boring qualities. Boring activities [seriously, especially

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learning new things and living on the edge

:rolleyes: O my God, that's so... I don't even know the words to describe how much hate I have for that.]

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Having new people understand me, as I am very misunderstood by strangers.

Hmm... this answer shows potential. Interesting...ish.

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Strategy for winning Big Brother: Be myself

But we're back to square one :rolleyes:

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What types of people would you NOT choose to live with you in the house: "Cookie-cutters" and "average Joes" 

Sweetie, based on this profile this applies to you more than anyone else in the cast so far I think. Hilarious.

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Braden from season 11, he was nice to look at.

Colorful answer at least. Not sure what it says about her.

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Being 'on my own' since 18, financially and otherwise.

O yeah. Like this is at all unique. Wow, the moment you're legal you're cut off. CRAZY. What a fucking HARDSHIP. If there's a get over yourself answer, this is it. Granted, they were asked to name their best accomplishment, so maybe the poor girl didn't have anything else to say?

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Finish this sentence: "My life's motto is:" Grab life by the balls.

I like that answer alot actually.

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If I could best describe myself, I am a "quiet storm." I don't think there is anyone on reality TV quite like me.

OK, well that's intriguing actually. I'm interested now Kristen, so don't let me down.

Lane - As Mikester said, this season's Manbearpig. But I LIKED Ryan [and Memphis] so that's OK with me. If this guy turns out to be another chill, normal, non psycho nice guy I'll actually like him just fine. He won't stand out to most people, but it's nice to have a rock of sanity in some Big Brother casts.

Based on his description, [Texas, Oil Rig Salesmen] this guy might turn out to be a walking stereotype. Reminds me of JT alot. Also, Kirsten will hate him if her answers are true He also reminds me of my ex-step dad who I hate, so that might mean I'm forced to have feeling on him that others wont understand like I have with Mark Lambrecht [loving him because he reminds me of my favorite two history teachers in High School in that case].

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What do you think will be the most difficult part about living inside the Big Brother house: Sharing a bathroom with my fellow Houseguests

Really? Country boy don't wanna share his dayum bathroom? Maybe he's not an average joe and is actually deceptively high maintenance? That would be a hilariously unexpected but not likeable.

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Strategy for winning Big Brother: Yes I do, but not revealing it.

Umm... why? You're in sequester. Your opponents aren't going to read it. This is either a guy who has some kind of amazing unique strategy that will blow us away, or it was a cop out answer. Or he's the Mole

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What types of people would you NOT choose to live with you in the house: Annoying people

Really? What a FASCINATING and unique answer.

You're supposed to define what you find annoying in people asshole. Annoyance is not objective.

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Memphis from Season 10 because he was laid back

OK, so maybe he will be the laid back normal guy this season. Which is both a good and bad thing. It's good in the early days when there's so many crazies fighting that you just want to love the one normal guy for your own sanity, but awful when they make it to the end and lose unanimously to the slightly more interesting guy

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What are you afraid of: Electric fences

LOVE THAT ANSWER.

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What is the accomplishment you are most proud of: Playing college football at Texas Tech University

Ooo... sad I always find it so sad when someone who's not still an athlete considers playing a sport in school their greatest accomplishment. Something just seems wrong with that. Glory days assholes.

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I am a very competitive person. I have been in and around sports all my life. Also, I work in public relations so I can twist and play every person in that house which should enable me to come out on top.

We shall see sir, but that is interesting.

Matt - Holy shit I get TWO nerds this season YES

Web designer

Describing ones self as intelligent and creative [Sweet talker is lolz too]

Sadly his activities are not sufficiently nerdy. But this last one brings me much joy

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annoying people for my own amusement

YES!!! That will be GOLD and all my favorite people in real life do this. So I'm rooting for him for almost just this. Sure, his other answers [playing hockey my nerds are only allowed to watch sports at MOST, and hanging/drinking with friends doesn't sound nerdy either] are a little odd, but eh, like we're ever going to get another full on nerd on Big Brother again after Ronnie

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The frustration of not knowing all the major world and pop culture news that's happening all around you

I like this answer too. I know from going to summer camp [and you get moderate outside world contact if you're staff which I was] that this can be frustrating. So I like this answer.

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Strategy for winning Big Brother: I'm leaving all of my emotions from home and my "real life" at the door. When I'm in the house, it's 100% game.

Fuck yeah. Good boy. Do that.

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Quiet, reclusive types. When you're crammed away in close quarters for that long, you need some stimulation.

Nerds are quiet and reclusive stop ruining my favoritism of you Just kidding, this guy's obviously a "social nerd" so it's cool.

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I'm very adaptable and can think on the fly.

A skill that anyone who's played with me knows I do not share, but will make him more fun to watch.

I get the feeling that this guy may be an ACTUAL mastermind rather than a wannabe mastermind. Not sure why, just a feeling.

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Which past Big Brother cast member did you like most or least: Since the beginning I've liked Will, but his strategy would never work anymore. People play the game too much now. So, I'd have to go with Dan as my favorite.

O SHIT. Yes, OK, this guy is my favorite. He knows that Will is the best, BUT acknowledges that that gameplan won't work anymore, which is the problem most wannabe masterminds end up having. So seeing him attempt some form of Dan's gameplan could be fun. Even if all he is is Dan 2.0 I'd be happy, but I'd rather he be unique.

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Failure. That's it. I think that comes from being an only child. It's a curse.

Ugh. Only children suck, but whatever.

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Everything I did with my old band, Shooting Blanks.

His old Band had a funny title I hope he named it. Though like football being your greatest accomplishment if you're not a pro, a band you're not part of being your greatest accomplishment is also a bit sad. I like that his activities in life are varied though.

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I don't want the world, I just want your half. 

I like it. The answers to this question have almost all been pretty good though.

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I have what it takes. I'm smart, charismatic and housebroken so I won't pee on the carpet.

Yeah, OK, I think this guy either gets Brian'd or wins. He actually reminds me of Brian in a lot of ways which scares me, but we shall see. Also, the housebroken thing is funny.

Monet - Kinda hot. Also, the only racial minority in the house right? Blah. I hope she's actually fun. I hated Libra and was back and forth on Chima, so we'll see [not that all black girls are the same, Libra and Chima were pretty different from each other, just that the last two token black girls on this show haven't been really my type]

O. Model huh? Ergh Well, models can go either way. I like her smile in her photo, it gives me a good vibe. Maybe she won't be an annoying diva, who knows. [Or maybe she'll be the kind of diva that resonates with me, since sometimes I randomly like them, it's weird].

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Three adjectives that describe you: Exotic, active and the coolest person you will ever meet

Exotic if a unique answer, and "the coolest person you will ever meet" is kinda funny as long as she didn't mean it seriously.

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Favorite activities: Shopping, working out, running and swimming

O shit, very bad signs. Such normal un interesting answers [seriously, running and swimming could have just have been thrown in with working out. And really, NOONE ENJOYS WORKING OUT or at least I hope not. So people who list that annoy me because I see it as fake. And I already mentioned that shopping is a red flag for me.]

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: I don't really have one. I find it hard to say upfront how I would play. I need to meet the other contestants and get in the house to decide if I would play nice or dirty

Yeah, boring answer but a good attitude to have.

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I'm not a fan of ditsy, stupid girls or guys who think they're "all that."

Ah, this is a good sign actually. Though I've seen people who have turned out to be just that say they hate people like that before, I'd love to see Monet turn out to be the model who is actually smart and ect. I'm sure SOME PEOPLE would hate her if she turned out to be, but that's because... well actually I've never understood that attitude

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I live my everyday life expecting the unexpected. Anything can change at a moments notice. You have to be

Another kind of boring answer.

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Jordan is my favorite because she seems like a genuinely nice person

Jordan fans Glad she can recognize the difference between good ditzy and bad ditzy. Heh. But again, I hope Monet is smart. Only blondes are allowed to be good ditzy. Sorry, I know that sounds stupid but it's true. And actually, really only southern blondes are allowed.

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I was on the "Young and the Restless." Also, everyone tells me I have a really good driver's license picture.

@ Being on a soap but

@ The drivers license picture. I got a good laugh out of that one seriously. If it was a joke answer, well played. But it's good if it was serious too. I'm very proud of my passport picture

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To live life with no regrets!

Ew, boring.

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Big Brother has had too many trashy bimbos on the show - it's time they step up their standards and put a classy girl like myself in the house. Also, I can't wait to eat slop! 

ooooooo. I really like this answer. Yeah, I got a good feeling about Monet. This last answer seals the deal.

Rachel - OK, seriously, she looks like a member of the Maria Kanellis fan club gone mad. It's frightening how much she looks like a horror show version of Maria. Maybe it's just that photo.

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Bubbly, effervescent and adventurous

Ooo, effervescent. Good word Rachel

[Except it's pretty much a synonym for bubbly ]

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Painting, working out, doing anything outdoors, watching movies with friends, playing with my dog, getting dressed up and going on dates.

I just like that she has an actual hobby [painting] amongst all the other usual boring shit. Fuck if another person puts working out as a favorite activity I'll scream. That really does annoy the shit out of me. And lol @ the getting dressed out and going on dates part. Funny.

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Having your entire life televised

O sure. You really look like someone who hates being on TV

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Strategy for winning Big Brother: I would hustle like I do at work when I get men to buy me champagne.

I like this answer, not sure why.

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Negative people - those who don't see the beauty in life and don't understand how fortunate we are to be alive.

Solid answer and I agree. I like that she seems to be a happy up beat person she should be an interesting presence on the show for sure.

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I like Laura the most because she stuck up for what she believed.

Errr, what did Laura stick up for that she believed in?

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What are you afraid of: I hate spiders!!!!!!

Love it.

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Try everything out the world has to offer and always keep a smile on your face. Make the world a better place.

Boring, but once again it shows that she's a nice person. I expected total bitch from her photo.

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I have so many facets to my personality. I'm a model, a cocktail server, a chemist, a student, a charity head... I have life experiences to share.

Honey, first of all you're way too much of a wreck to be a model. Second, those are facets to your LIFE not your personality, so I really hope you meant those as separate statements. But still, being both a cocktail server and a chemist is pretty funny.

Ragan

O

MY

GOD

THREE NERDS????????????

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING DAY OF MY LIFE. THREE NERDS!!

And this one wears a bow tie It's like even if two of them get lolpwnt in the first two rounds, I'll still have one to root for. Amazing.

Not only a nerd but of course a teacher/nerd and over thirty.. If he was Asian he'd be perfection, but close enough. It's funny that this guy is [I think] the only one from California though

Also, wearing a blue button up and bow tie and fashionable jeans combo is mega lulz

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Three adjectives that describe you: Funny, genuine, intelligent

Somewhat boring answers really. But I root for anyone with the balls to call themselves intelligent.

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Favorite Activities: Writing and performing poetry. My podcast is my biggest hobby. The show features my comedic take on pop culture and politics. I discuss everything on it.

Ah, a unique answer to this question! Instead of the usual, he lists a couple other things noone else does. Performing poetry <3 Having a podcast [seriously, someone find this] where he gives a comedic take on pop culture and politics <3

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There is a lot of fighting and I tend to hold a grudge.

Ooo, interesting. He holds a grudge. Not a quality I like in people I actually know, but it should still be fun to watch on TV. Also not something I expected from this guy, so uniqueness is good.

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Don't rock the boat until I have to. Float until war is declared and the floaters align with strong players who are perceived to be bigger threats. Form a secret alliance about two weeks into the game. Don't win too many competitions but don't obviously throw them.

O shit. He actually has a SET gameplan. And it looks to be pretty good. Keeping your head down in the early rounds always works out well. I mean, having a set gameplan can be a disaster, but I love it.

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Homophobes, 18-23 year-olds (the ages of students I teach), ultra conservatives

Hating homophones

Hating young people [lol @ him basically admitting he hates his students though]

Hating ultra conservatives

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Most: Janelle, because what you saw is what you got. Least: Boogie. White rappers are too much of a paradox for me. And Chima, she was a poor sport and bad game player.

Ugh. Letting me down man. Janelle fan? Really? Yeah, your description applies, but in the worst way possible. So stupid.

Also, white rappers are awesome, though I'm not a big Boogie fan. No comment on Chima since I'm still conflicted. But at least it looks like he's watched a variety of seasons.

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What are you afraid of: Heights, flying, homophobia

Is he gay? That's twice he's mentioned homophobia. If he's a gay nerd professor then that's hilarious. He'd easily be my favorite reality gay ever I think.

Or maybe he's just a very pro gay rights college professor

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I've had 2 poetry collections published: Heterophobia and Exile in Gayville

OK, yeah he's gay. Fantastic, totally another layer that I didn't even see coming. After years of awful gays on Big Brother, we get Kevin and this guy in a row. Thank God.

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The Golden Rule: Treat others how you want/expect to be treated.

Well, it's a boring answer and means he won't be causing much in the way of fireworks, but I agree with him.

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I love to make people laugh. In my world, there's nothing a well-placed fart joke can't cure. Humor is how I roll with the punches.

Lol @ fart jokes. Yeah, this guy is my favorite. Ragan ftw.