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I HAVE A CONFESSION; Part Two
Topic Started: Jun 26 2010, 08:18 AM (3,990 Views)
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I'm actually spnintendo. :shifty
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Sadly, this is true. :(

ETA: Took me 9 minutes to log in and out too, slow computers. ^_^
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Jun 28 2010, 04:30 PM
I'm actually King Reilly. Obviously, since we've never played in the same game. Soaps are my passion. :wub:

Bitch...I hope your legs grow together.
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Jun 28 2010, 05:00 PM
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Jun 28 2010, 04:30 PM
I'm actually King Reilly. Obviously, since we've never played in the same game. Soaps are my passion.  :wub:

Bitch...I hope your legs grow together.

Ryan :wub:
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All right.

I will post my confession at 7:00 Central time.

This is a promise. Prepare to have your minds blown. (But not your genitalia, I don't swing that way)
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tell that to my dick you LIAR!!!!!!!!

and I can't wait for this epic confession. I feel like a ghostie is going to be exposed. GASP!

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Wall of text forthcoming.
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*waits*

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Jun 28 2010, 08:04 PM
Wall of text forthcoming.

OMG You Are PT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It all began in 2008.

Remember Big Brother 9? That was the season that featured the lame couples twist. I don't recall much about that show, but I do remember it as the season that Baller won and became one of the greatest winners in reality show history.

Well, during that season, a few houseguests ripped into that Amanda girl and made fun of how her father had killed herself. Obviously this was done in extremely poor taste, and it rubbed some people the wrong way. One of the people who was upset about it was postnumber1. His life had been touched by suicide and personal tragedy, so he was appalled at the whole thing. He was also upset at the way the fans of those players were reacting in the Big Brother forum. Instead of being outraged, they condoned the behavior and thought it was hilarious.

He decided that as a way to give those classless fans what they deserved, he would create an account and spam the love threads of those players with giant margin-fucking pictures. I'm sure you've seen the giant long cat pic before.

Every time he would do this, the admins would come swooping in and delete the posts. Shortly after, the gimmick was retired. Shockingly it wasn't banned though. Since postnumber1 uses the same password for all his ghosties, I logged into Longcat's account and started posting at Clubs That Suck. The posting style I used was a cheap imitation of Jack from Vertigo 1. Every once in a while I would throw in one of those giant longcat pictures into my posts just to get a rise out of people. I know it's annoying to have to scroll all the way through it just to read a thread. I thought for sure that people would either be annoyed by longcat, or (like most of my ghosts) not notice him at all.

I never would have believed that people would like it so much, and that longcat would develop such a following. I fondly remember how people would count down to each Longcat post in the stickied thread at CTS. After a while I started a thread that ranked the Survivor women from last to first based on their hotness. Sadly, this thread was lost when Mr Slippery memory-holed every account that had ever made a post with me and postnumber1's IP address. Longcat200 was never un-memory holed.

As far as ORGs, I was pretty much semi retired during this time period. The only games I played that year were Big Brother Cupid and Colo 6. I was more fully dedicated to hosting at this point in time. Since I didn't have much time to play, and people loved Longcat, I figured I would sign up to play for Alffmix's Mario Party game using that account. Why not? I could play completely crazy and care free and not have to worry about doing well.

During this game, I tried to act as much like postnumber1 as humanly possible. I had no intent at ever revealing my true self at that point. I would act like a noob and ask a lot of annoying questions. I intentionally tanked the challenges. I translated many of postnumber1's Sucks gimmicks over to the game. I graded threads, fucked margins, made a few topics in all caps ebonics, talked about Mr Angery and his crew, and posted the "I'm 18, do I have potential?" thread.

In that game, normal for me was typing like Longcat with lots of lols, @@@@@s, and !!!!!!s.

Despite intentionally coming in to lose and annoy people, I actually made it all the way to second place, and would have won if the jury didn't think I was such a giant goat. I actually played a solid game, masterminding many big plots and stabbing bitches in the back left and right. It was great. Yoshi was my partner in crime and I trusted him with everything. I'm so glad I can now finally tell spnintendo and Alffmix that it was actually me the whole time! Team Green ftw.

The biggest downside to my game was how I missed a ton of challenges. I was hosting Vertigo 2 at the time, and many of the competitions were taking place at the same time as Mario Party's challenges. I would stay logged on at the Mario Party board, but I would go AWOL for long stretches during the challenges because I was busy focusing on Vertigo. I think this annoyed people a lot, especially when there were turn based and partner based competitions going on.

So speaking of Vertigo 2. I bet you all think it's strange how Longcat was in this game despite me being the host of the game and playing in Mario Party at the same time. I forget which game started first - Mario Party or Vertigo 2. I'm pretty sure it was Mario Party.

Anyway, since I knew that the opening twist for Vertigo 2 was going to be a Palau style pick 'em, I figured I would just throw an inactive into the game who would not get selected. This would give everyone a fair shot at actually getting to play the game. Of course, you want everyone to be active, but I would have hated to see some young, eager noob not get picked and miss out on a chance to play the actual game.

This almost happened when Candice wanted Stephannie to pick Sekou over Cao Boi so that their team would have an easy boot if they lost. I almost crapped my pants. Luckily that did not happen.

I put Sekou down as Longcat200, although nobody really "played him". He was just there as an inactive character.

After Sekou was voted out, I logged in as him and made some posts in Loser Lodge using Longcat's typing style. I tried to be humorous and keep the mood light because a lot of people were pissed off with the way they went out, with the Pirate Master rounds and all.

After V2, I kind of forgot about the gimmick for a while.

Sometime later that year, I signed up to play in Survivor: Alaska using my normal account. I had also signed up to play Redux Guatemala as Rafe with the Longcat account. They both started at the same time. A couple days into these games, my internet died and I went AWOL from both games.

I was able to log onto a different computer the next day and tell CC that I was quitting Survivor Alaska. I didn't bother to tell SF429 I was quitting. I was a little worried people would figure out that I was Longcat based on us both vanishing and quitting at the exact same time. So I figured I would just stay in as an inactive and get voted out. No harm, no foul.

The next week when I was able to get back online, I logged into Guatemala and to my shock I was still in the game. I figured I was going to get voted out anyway since I had been gone for so long. So I basically overplayed big time and I tried to get rid of Stephanie just for shits and giggles. That didn't happen and I got voted out, even though there was someone who was completely inactive still on the team.

After this game, I signed up to play in Redux Exile Island as Nick Stanbury. I was looking to recapture the same Longcat magic from Mario Party. Unfortunately, I forgot to log in to the Longcat acount to check my PMs, and I was 2 days late to the start of the game. I worked hard to get into the good graces of my team. I still don't know what would have happened if we had lost. Everyone was telling me that I wouldn't have been the first boot, but I find that hard to believe seeing as how I didn't show up until the day of the first challenge.

Luckily our team did not lose. When there was a pick 'em next round, I thought it would be hilarious to have all the young girls together on one team, so I selected one when it was my turn to make a pick. It cost me the game, and they all ganged up on me and voted me first out of the team, but oh well. After my slow start, I wasn't putting much into this one anyway. The retard strategy can't work in every game.

That's basically it. I've considered signing up for another game just to give Longcat 5 games to qualify for the rankings. But I always forget to log into that account and miss out on all the host invites and confirmations. Plus its a major pain to change my IP every time I log into this accout. So I am officially retiring the nic.

Since Longcat was me the whole time, feel free to include it's finishes into my ORG ranking. This should drop me down even more. Yay!

I only ask that V2 not be included, simply because nobody played him, and I put him into the game to intentionally be inactive. I could have used the name of any random ghost for this, but instead I picked Longcat for some reason. That shouldn't count.


Thoughts? Tears?


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I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
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Yeah I thought this was it the only thing I didn't expect was the V2 part I thought PN1 was actually really Sekou.

O well. Thanks for SAVING me in the pickem Rudygod :lbf
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I don't get it.
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OMG YOU are the reason I lost V2 then??? I would have been a sweetheart on the outside for a really long time had I not been dragged through the mud after the Cao Boi / Sekou incident at the beginning. Take that out of my rankings ASAP!!!!!!!!!


btw the rest of this is totally unsurprising lol.
1st GTS Awards
Best Rivalry: Black House vs. All (BB Pentagon)
Best Alliance: Jungle Fever (BB Pentagon)
Best Individual Game: Alton (BB Pentagon)

2nd GTS Awards
Worst Strategic Decision: Candice nominating/evicting Yul (Vertigo 2)
Best Eviction: Candice (Vertigo 2)
Best Villain: Luce (BB Cupid)
Best Winner: Luna (Harry Potter) :<3
Best Individual Game: Luna (Harry Potter) ~ repeat win :<3
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You're totally right! I will PM Quid and ask him to change it ASAP.
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And I'm Tropical Rain. :o
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I was also former Sucks poser comeoninguys.
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Do a barrel roll!
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I want everyone to know btwn mid 2000's and 2007 2008 ish I played under the name SuperJude. Please alter my rankings as such.
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I was Furonda in JH2 and The Mole.
PaShun [The Nightclub] ~ 1st
Alpha [Codename: Marathon] ~ 1st
CPR Test Dummy [Colosseum 7] ~ 2nd
Talim [Omni 2: The Soul Arena] ~ 5th
Joe Jonas [SYBBM] ~ 9th
B.B. Hood [Superheroes] ~ 9th
Stephenie [CR's Faves] ~ 11th
Storm [Omni: Genosha] ~ 12th (Quit)
Wakka [Final Fantasy] ~ 14th
Tanya, Champion of Mortal Kombat
'& Goddess of All Realms [TF:LL] ~ 1st
Dewgong [Pokémon Mini II] ~ 1st
Wobbuffet [Pokémon Mini] ~ 5th
Kimberly [Mini Shit I Like] ~ 6th
Jerri [EDP: HvV 2] ~ 10th
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