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| <span style=booga booga chicken george | Aug 4 2010, 04:33 PM Post #1 |
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Occasional Player
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sometimes i make wee wees wen i sleep |
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| madhackvriper | Aug 4 2010, 05:31 PM Post #2 |
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Precious Newbie
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Me too. |
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| <span style=goohst | Aug 4 2010, 06:48 PM Post #3 |
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ORG GOD
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| <span style=Kyle | Aug 4 2010, 07:02 PM Post #4 |
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ORG Legend
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This thread was created simply to trick Madhack into admitting that. ![]() *links his parents to this thread* |
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| <span style=Rudy | Aug 5 2010, 11:31 PM Post #5 |
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Sorry for being so awesome
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I got a story to tell, too. Have I ever told y'all 'bout the time I visited the South Pole? When I was preparin' for the Iron Man triathlon a long time ago, I was runnin' thirty miles a day as practice. Some of y'all should know by now that I started runnin' in the Sahara desert eatin' camels for food and usin' camels for shelter. The problem is that the Sahara ain't lastin' forever, and I was needin' to find a new target to reach. I knew I was needin' to practice my swimmin' for hte first part of the triathlon, so I decided to spend time runnin' all the way from North African Sahara desert to the South African country of South Africa. Since Africa ain't that big I got to South Africa in just a couple weeks. Y'all can do the math if you're wantin', but I gotta say my memory ain't even been wrong before. When I got to the Southern part of Africa called South Africa, I was reachin' closer to my final destination. I was plannin' on swimmin' from South Africa to Antarctica. I knew I ain't needin' no boat to get all the way there as I was feelin' like a boat myself. I swam the butterfly all the way to the uninhabited continent with no problems, and it only took me 'bout three days. I'm tellin' y'all, when I was a young-in, I sure was, uh, in shape. I ain't lookin' too bad for bein' sixty years young, but I ain't nothin' compared to what I used to be. When I was stayin' at the Antarctican Marriott, I noticed they weren't gettin' too much business 'round there, but I was enjoyin' my hot cookie as I was checkin' into my room. While I was there, I got to meet some penguin waiters who I was seein' again some years later in Who Framed Roger Rabbit. They sure did well for themselves. I ain't expectin' anybody from Antarctica to make it in Hollywood, but those young-ins sure proved me wrong. I'm wonderin' if I still got the autograph they signed for me 'round here. |
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| Thailandsurvivor | Aug 6 2010, 12:25 AM Post #6 |
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Unregistered
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Good to know someone read my stories. Heehaha. |
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| <span style=madhackrviper | Aug 16 2010, 01:10 AM Post #7 |
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"The FKACMF"
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You know that wasn't actually me right?
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| <span style=Rudy | May 2 2011, 07:24 PM Post #8 |
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Sorry for being so awesome
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Except I didn't actually read it. |
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