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| <span style=survivorninja | Nov 1 2010, 02:18 AM Post #1 |
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So...I'm pretty sure my best friends, wifes, best friend..is that confusing? Me => My BFF = His Wife <= Her BFF K, I'm pretty sure he is trying to STEAL my life!! Hide yo daughters, hide yo wives,,,and hide yo husbands too... Liek srsly tho. I was introduced to this fucker about a year ago and he is sooooo obviously gay, I mean, he watches Gossip Girl, he thinks Kiera Knightly is hott, he has gay manorisms and when he go out partying together people think he is my gay bff..and I'm like uhm no..I'm the gay one, he's just my wanna be straight friend of a friend. So anywhoo..recently It has come to my attention that he is very likely trying to kill me and take my life. I've been going back home to the coast for the weekends and everytime I am away he comes to stay with my roomies (my bff and his wife). And I guess while he is here is is getting drunk and putting the not so subtle moves on my BFF..which is what I do all the fucking time. But it's cool since he has known me forever..this bitch isn't even out of the closet and he is trying to work it. So my other close friend, who I often make sex jokes with (tho have never fucked) apparently was asked to go to a "football" game with the new gay guy. They go..and obvz have a good time since it was a football game, and starights and wanna be straighs love football, amiright? So we're at this party and I'm asked..who do you love most in the world outside your BFF and family..and i'm like, duh, my other bff (the one at the football game) and so the gay guy (the nu-one) perks up and starts hitting on my OTHER MAN. leik wtf? get ur own, kthxzzz. So this is all pretty silly but then he asks me, what's so great about Survivor? and Horror movies? and i'm like..sit down and let me show you bitch, and I go on this 12 hour rant about how great they are and he's like "mmm ok *taking notes*" and then I catch him going on this tyrade to an outside party about how great Survivor and Horror movies are, and I'm like...are you eveninto Survivor..have you seen an episode? and he's like...uhm I watched Africa. and I'm like BITCH who won?> and he's like, wasn't it some guy named Dick...and I'm like BITCH, eat yo rice. ok I should probably b e consistant and start this with "so" but I didn't..anywoo...SO. I eat ridiculously slow..like srlsy. I enjoy my food and my friends know this about me..It's kind of my thing..we all wait for gay Steven to finish his meal because most deff he will be last..and the nugay has grown accustomed to this..until rcently..when he is all "omg you think Steven eats slow...he always out eats me" and I'm like "alolwtf? it;s so not a competiton" even tho it soooo is, and so he's made a point to eat slower than me and I'm like "cunt, if you wanna be me you're going to have to try harder..I don't look like the love child of Eddie Izzard and Mona Lisa's ugly fat older sister..and I also don't suck more cock than a low class whore..oh wait no, that second one is me. AND THEN..The Brotherhood (I know, gay name) is like my personal bodyguard crew and my closest friends and he's all like "The Brotherhood? Is that some sort of cult?" and I'm like "yeah totally" and so he's like "I wanna meet them" and I'm like "ok sure" so I introduce him and he's all like "omg you guys are so great, when can I come to a party with you?" and they are like "You cant, kleavebai" so srsly..he is stealing my BFF, he is stealing my man, he is stealing my tv/movie interests, he is stealing my food habits, he is stealing my friends and he is trying to steal my fucking LIFE. I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM ..I think he wants me dead. |
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| <span style=survivorninja | Nov 1 2010, 02:35 AM Post #2 |
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AND i just clotheslined myself on the way to the bathroom in the dark. THE STUPID BITCH BOOBY TRAPPED MY HOUSE!! |
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| <span style=chad6 | Nov 1 2010, 02:36 AM Post #3 |
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Certified PWNer
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I didn't read any of that but just thought I'd say hi! |
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| <span style=survivorninja | Nov 1 2010, 02:37 AM Post #4 |
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That's all I ask Chad. to sum up. You're an asshole <3 |
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| <span style=survivorninja | Nov 1 2010, 02:41 AM Post #5 |
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Also I carved an awesome pumpkin tonight..and it were stolen. I do think the nugay stole and had sex with it before tossing it off a tall building. ![]() I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM! |
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| <span style=recyclehumans | Nov 1 2010, 03:13 AM Post #6 |
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BOOM! CROASTED.
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You're the gay one.
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| <span style=ncassaro | Nov 1 2010, 03:17 AM Post #7 |
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That was way harsh
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this post Ninja. This actually does remind me of the plot of a movie I know I've seen but can't remember Anyway, good luck getting this lameass Ninja wannabe out of your life. Oh! And now I remember. It wasn't a movie, it was a storyline on Beverly Hills, 90210. This girl like idolized Kelly so she started dressing like Kelly and got a Kelly wig. Then she tried to kill Kelly by locking her in a car and forcing her to breathe in Carbon Monoxide. So avoid that love
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| <span style=Ninth Bill Sender | Nov 1 2010, 04:19 AM Post #8 |
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The Baddest Dude Ever
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Same here. |
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| <span style=Jensamember36 | Nov 1 2010, 04:29 AM Post #9 |
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ORG Legend
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I'm going to need pics to determine who >>> who |
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| <span style=crazyalexi | Nov 1 2010, 07:34 AM Post #10 |
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Token Brit
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Damnnnnnnn, that be some crazy stuff happening! Obviously, he is obsessed with you and is trying to go all Single White (Fe)Male on your ass. He wants to be with you so much, he wants to be you. It will probably end with him killing you, wearing your skin to pretend to be you and taking over your life
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Top 5 Placings Stranded: Madagascar- Cristina The Pursuit of Happiness- Thomas Paine Glee- Emma Big Brother Fighters- Cameron Diaz Survivor: Isla Redonda- J.P | |
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| <span style=Mikester | Nov 1 2010, 08:08 AM Post #11 |
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so misguided and so rude
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Give him your username and password and if we like him better, he stays! Also, I feel like this is going to have a Beautiful Mind-like twist where we discover that the other friend is the actual real SNinja and you are the crazy. I still have that "place" you went to a few months ago narrowed down to a prison or insane asylum soooo =/ |
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| <span style=sandraneutral7 | Nov 1 2010, 07:00 PM Post #12 |
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okbye
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wtf how dare he. He needs to go home, forget him. |
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| <span style=IfYouBelieveInLove(: | Nov 1 2010, 07:01 PM Post #13 |
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Pretty Little Liar
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ya what sandra said.
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| <span style=survivorninja | Nov 1 2010, 11:27 PM Post #14 |
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NOW he is "inviting" me to a Florida road trip...where most likely I'll wander off never to be seen again. I'm so onto him. I'd post pics but I'm worried he'll come after me even more hardcore. He's probably already here.
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| <span style=survivorninja | Nov 1 2010, 11:30 PM Post #15 |
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You won't I assure you. He is one of those people that tel really old or unfunny jokes and then laughs obnoxiously loud about them before he is even done the punchline. So a guy HAW HAW HAW walks into a bar HAW HAW HAW and...*punchline* HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW *room is dead silent otherwise* HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW ..I'm sure it would ooze into his posts. |
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| <span style=Jeremy | Nov 1 2010, 11:57 PM Post #16 |
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Pink Ranger
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Dude this guy is totally in love with you. Completely. Madly. In. Love. With. You. |
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| <span style=CO | Nov 2 2010, 12:00 AM Post #17 |
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A stunning physical specimen
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I will read this tomorrow.
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| <span style=survivorninja | Nov 2 2010, 12:31 AM Post #18 |
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I knew 100% he was gay...aside from the most obvious facts and my fantasto gaydar..when I was like "Nate is lame (from Gossip Girl)" and he was like "OMG NOOO, Nate is so great!..erm..he's a really nice guy" :rolleyes: |
![]() MY GTS BOYFRIENDS: UD, Jeff, Chad, Yope, Emcee, PT, Ncass, goohst, DGT, Mikester, Notre, Brightside, ThaiSu, Mister Plum, Blueberry. <3 | |
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| <span style=survivorninja | Nov 2 2010, 12:34 AM Post #19 |
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he is on FB chat right now..and asking me to put him in My5!!! He's going to kill me tonight.
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![]() MY GTS BOYFRIENDS: UD, Jeff, Chad, Yope, Emcee, PT, Ncass, goohst, DGT, Mikester, Notre, Brightside, ThaiSu, Mister Plum, Blueberry. <3 | |
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| <span style=Jeremy | Nov 2 2010, 12:42 AM Post #20 |
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Pink Ranger
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Are you attracted to him? |
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this post Ninja. This actually does remind me of the plot of a movie I know I've seen but can't remember












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