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AnotherDrnk night at Sninja's house <3; :)
Topic Started: Nov 19 2010, 12:46 AM (869 Views)
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lol awww. why don't you fake being drunk so you can say you got jerked off by some kid while you were passed out again. :rolleyes:
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Nov 19 2010, 09:36 PM
What the hell, recycle?

Don't give me that lip, I've been drinking to prepare for the epic shoot of THERE WILL BE LINCOLN in my apartment tonight.
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Nov 20 2010, 12:45 AM
THERE WILL BE LINCOLN

I don't get it :shrug
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Jeremy
Nov 19 2010, 09:47 PM
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Nov 20 2010, 12:45 AM
THERE WILL BE LINCOLN

I don't get it :shrug

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Daniel Day-Lewis is playing Lincoln in Spielberg's new movie LINCOLN

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THERE WILL BE LINCOLN. Being shot tonight.
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Well, that's fucking awesome. Your apartment must be ancient looking. :oldman
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Nov 20 2010, 12:32 AM
Ninja, would you rather do Jeremy, me, both of us, or madhack?

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1. Jeremy
2. Jeremy and DGT
Never. The other option
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Jeremy
Nov 20 2010, 12:31 AM
Fuck you, Sninja.

you love me stfu.
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Nov 20 2010, 12:23 AM
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Nov 20 2010, 12:32 AM
Ninja, would you rather do Jeremy, me, both of us, or madhack?

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1. Jeremy
2. Jeremy and DGT
Never. The other option

So never just me. :(
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Nov 20 2010, 03:24 AM
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Nov 20 2010, 12:23 AM
recyclehumans
Nov 20 2010, 12:32 AM
Ninja, would you rather do Jeremy, me, both of us, or madhack?

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1. Jeremy
2. Jeremy and DGT
Never. The other option

So never just me. :(

oh shit. I'm slightly drunk and it's snowing outside but mmy roomie will not let me go make snow angels since our apartment is a fortress, he is going to bed and he is afraid I might not be able to get back in.haha. he promised tomorrow he will help me make a snowman! <333

so yeah DISTRACTED! <23

1. Jeremy
2. DGT and Jeremy
3. DGT
Never. as i said.
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OH and tomoorw night is our epic "SLUT PARTY!" expect pics of my friends in their lingerine..or whatev. I will be slutty too.
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Minja, where the fuck is you? What happend at the slut party? Did you slut yourself to death? OMG don't be dead. D:
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Nov 20 2010, 03:24 AM
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Nov 20 2010, 12:31 AM
Fuck you, Sninja.

you love me stfu.

nope
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Nov 22 2010, 07:14 AM
Minja, where the fuck is you? What happend at the slut party? Did you slut yourself to death? OMG don't be dead. D:

I went but I had more clothes than I planned. Tonight I may infact post them along with a story about how epic the night was. I have been drunk for the bettwer part of the last 2 days.
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did you all just come back from the prom
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Gnarls..if you could see what the girls were wearing you would no that is not that case.
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Dear SurvivorNinja,


Do you agree with the opinion that the top 3 Post-ASS Survivor seasons are, in fact, Gabon/Nicaragua/Exile Island? If so then why? And also I am curious to see photos of the jar of urine I sent you. I hope that it's rested on your mantle above the fire place just like you promised.


Sincerely yours,


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the girl with glasses is utrn2 and will not show what she is wearing
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Where do I fucking start...

ok I'll start at the beginning. Prepare for pictures. <3

Ok Sooo my friends and I had a slut party this recent Saturday that just passed.

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^ not sluts but why the fuck not.

So we have theme parties once a month and it was suggested by the anorexic yoga teacher and her studly leader of the brotherhood boyfriend that this month be Burleqsue since next month is Christmas and that theme pretty much speaks for itself. <3 Well we arrive and I'm like..I'm so not fucking drinking but then my friend...

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decides that the world is not right unless I have had many drinks in me and I'm entertaining the masses. Ok so I get drunked up and the girls are all saying how a mob party would have been so much better since this party made it so the women dress like sluts and the boys..not so much.

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I of course agreed with the men wearing less as it make my eyes happier..fer sure. <3 The music was all pretty burlesque/kinda mobby and all was going well..

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So much drunk partying.

UNTIL...THEY showed up..

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The villains. The fat bitch on the end is my roomies ex (and my former BFF and the guy next to her is fucker who she cheated with who also used to be our good friend. They were all invited by the lovely lady who insisted I get drunk..so you'd assume she has good taste. but No. The redhead and the blonde were randoms who no one had ever met..sent from the hells beneath earth to fuck with me and my friends. Again..Villains.

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Again.. Bitch and Oaf. Clearly both idots but this time around Oaf left me alone since I think I put his gay ass in his place last time I saw him. But the bitch and her evil squad of cuntesses were on the prowl. The entire night they were staring at my roommates and talking shit about them from afar but then looking over and smiling. They made my female roomie cry which lead to me walk over to them and say "You guys shouldn't feel too proud about being cunts, it doesn't take much to pull off. Oh and I'd cover up because you both look gross (to the minions)..in fact, you look like dudes, and I still wouldnt fuck you" which set off the blonde to tell me to take my homo ass back to the rainbow farm..I laughed and said "douces" waving a backwards peace sign in front of my face for some stupid reason and walked away.

This put the twats on my trail.

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This lead to us all trying to keep partying but the cuntess and her minions were having no part of it so I had to take matters into my own hands.

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Watch. The. Fuck. Out.

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It/s Business Fucking Time.

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Or time to deep throat a motherfuckin gun. <3

Either way. I returned to enjoying my gay old times and I guess one of the new girlfriends some how did not know I was gay..and I'm like, no yeah, I'm tottally gay. And she goes "did ur friends throw u a coming out party?" and I'm like "no, but I came out in high school..should they have? Cause it's kinda late now" and she goes "NO!! I'm throwing you a coming out party" (so now I get a gay party all to my self..which I hope ensues many lap dances a mushroom slaps or I'll be fucking pisssssed). This lead to one of my good friends piping in and asking if they should bring gifts. And I told them a french kiss would siffice.

ANYWAY then cunttoad comes back

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And she is on the fucking prowl. I'm well past sloshed when she comes up to me and is like "omg our friend ___ is hurting, she needs you and me to help her" and I'm like "ask one of ur minions..I'm sure they're more than happy to help you" and she says "no she needs u" and I'm like "well then u stay here and i'll go check" and she goes, come with me so I can mix u a drink first" and I alol and ask her if she is tryign to poison me. To which she starts being obnoxiously nice to me so I'm like "If you think because you're being nice now I'm going to forget what a disgusting cunt you are then you have another thing coming" and she is like "I just didn't want drama" and I'm like "bitch..you ARE drama..now stay away from me, I'd rather not catch something".

So I walk away and her cunts come back

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and they are like "Steven, dance with us, comeon we're not so bad" and I'm like "Do I even fucking know you? why are you using my name?" and the redhead starts coming on really hard and like rubbing my back and shit and I'm like "look girls, fuck the fuck off, k? I'm trying to have a good time" but they keep coming at me so my roomie (the male) comes up and is like..you guys need to leave him alone or you can both leave" and I'm like "thank you so much but I can handle myself against these fucks, They don't seem to understand I don't like butterfaces" and we walk away.

So I go out on the balcony to get high with a few of my friends when Cuntess follows me out and she is like "Look, this is silly, you're being hostile and I think it's because ur drunk" and my friend the brotherhook leader is like "Srsly..if ur not gonna smoke then u cant be out here" so Bitch joins the circle and I'm like "Oh fuck, now we're all getting dysentry (or some shit)" and she is like "see what did I do to deserve this" so right in the middle of our smoke circle (I kno how rude right?) I'm like "I said good-fucking-bye to you 2 years ago and STILL you insist on sucking at my cock, I don't like you, I don't want to kno you and then you bring these cunts here to harass my roomie because she is fucking what you gave away..and in turn gave up my friendship. We're done, and if you can't handle that then DIAF (and I actually said Die In a Fucking Fire). The balcony went quiet and the joint kept goiing around but as soon as I ended my rant..

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This good friend of mine (the male) was like "Dude, I think he fucking hates you" to my bitch ex friend..and she was like "whatev" and went back inside to which I stated quite bluntly "I'm sry, lets pretened that never happened" so we all kept smoking.

This lead to us all returning from the prom

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And eventually my female roomie and I got so sloshed that my male roomie had to carry us both out and to the car, where he buckled us both in, took us for food, then draged our asses inside and tucked us both into our beds, I got a kiss on the forehead and I'm sure my female roomie got a whole lot more! :o

Apparenly I also fell asleep in the closet. And when my roomie carried me out I said something along the lines of "Oh shit, am I back in the closet again? So much for my coming out party" and then laughed..so he says.

It was all much more epic but I was pretty drunk so this is what i remember.
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